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Lindsey Pelas Gives Topless Hug To Her Friend On Instagram

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Lindsey Pelas sure is a giving gal. Not only does she share hot pictures of herself with all of us, but she hands out topless hugs to her friends, too. And we all know that giving out topless hugs is one way to make the world a better place. Although, actually saying that to a woman on the subway isn't a good idea. Won't make that mistake again. Anyway, here is Lindsey topless hugging her friend Lauren Elise.

Having too much fun in Vegas w @iamlaurenelise 🔥 #hott glammed by @andrewsaintandrew

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Now let's check out more of Lindsey because a lot more of a good thing isn't a bad thing.



Survin breakfast. ☕️

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Bachelor Party Billboard Prank Introduces Las Vegas To Uncle Steve

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A group of guys were in Vegas to celebrate their friend's bachelor party when they decided to pull the best (and probably most expensive) prank on him.

Here's the victim below.

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And his "friends" wanted all of Las Vegas to know something about him.

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Unkie Steve seems like a really helpful guy. And yes, there is also a website.

Via Imgur

 

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50 Countries Represented by One Word According To An Ignorant American

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A country's reputation can sometimes be summed up with one word. Simple word association can often describe a nation better than anything else. Whether that means ascribing a characteristic, a popular export, or a single leader, it's easy to stereotype the hell out of a country. And before you call me a mean ol' Western chauvinist, stereotypin' ass, please keep in mind our consideration of Honey Boo Boo as America's ambassador. Here are 50 countries and 50 words to represent them.

Afghanistan
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America
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Australia
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Austria


Belgium


Brazil
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Canada
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China
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Colombia
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Costa Rica
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Cuba
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Egypt
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Finland
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France
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Germany
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Greenland
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Guyana
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India
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Iraq
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Ireland
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Israel
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Italy
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Ivory Coast
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Jamaica
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Japan
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Kazakhstan
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Kenya


Libya
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Luxembourg
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Madagascar
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Maldives
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Mexico
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Nepal
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Netherlands
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New Zealand


North Korea
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Romania
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Russia
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Saudi Arabia
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Senegal
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Sierra Leone
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Somalia
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Spain
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Sweden
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Turkey
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Uganda
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Ukraine


United Kingdom


Vatican City
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10 Ways The Kardashians And Jenners Make The World A Better Place

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America has a love-hate relationship with the Kardashians (and, by association, the Jenners). We recognize that, for the most part, they got famous through happenstance, yet we also just can't look away. Blogs everywhere spit vitriol about Kim Kardashian, Khloe, Kourtney Kardashian, Rob, Brody, Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner and even Kris and Caityln, and we lap it up. But let's get real for a second. The Kardashians and Jenners have done a lot of good for a lot of people. In the spirit of positivity, here are ten ways the overexposed family has made the world a better place.

Hospital Volunteering
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Of all the Kardashians, Kim probably has a reputation as the most self-absorbed, but guess what? For the past seven years, she's been regularly volunteering at Children's Hospital Los Angeles. After a close friend's kid got sick in 2008 and she saw how much the patients needed companionship, she has not only been donating some of the proceeds from her eBay clothing sales, but also visiting sick kids, especially during the holidays. And these aren't photo op visits, either. The press didn't even know about her relationship with the hospital until the spring of 2015. Kim lets kids take selfies with her, showers them with iTunes cards and gifts, and even paints their nails.

Saving Endangered Tigers
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Khloe Kardashian has done more than her share for good causes as well. Case in point: in 2013, she teamed with the World Wildlife Fund to raise awareness for Global Tiger Day. Khloe set up a giveaway where she would fly one winner to Los Angeles and take them on a shopping spree at Dash, the store owned by the three sisters. Khloe also took the time to record personalized thank you videos for donors along with then-husband Lamar Odom.

Feeding The Homeless
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Kylie Jenner's probably more known for her Instagram escapades than anything else, but the 18-year-old youngest member of the Kardashian-Jenner clan has a big heart for people in need. In 2014, she was spotted volunteering with rapper Tyga at the Los Angeles Mission just off of Skid Row, serving fresh Thanksgiving dinners to the homeless who rely on the charity of others. Just a few weeks later, Kylie and Tyga were at it again, bringing a wheelbarrow full of toys to kids in the hospital. Pretty sweet, kids.

Women In Haiti
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Celebrities lend their names to charity groups willy-nilly, but Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian went above and beyond in 2011 when they traveled to Haiti to aid victims of the earthquake that devastated that country. Working with the charity We Advance, set up by Jenner and others to improve the lives of women in the country, Kim spent several days visiting orphanages and patronizing local bazaars, pumping cash into the pockets of Haitian artisans and bringing global exposure to their crafts.

Giving Fans The Shoes Off Their Feet
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Caitlyn Jenner's overall impact on the recognition of transgender rights in America still has yet to be fully measured, as we're in the middle of a pretty big shift in public attitudes about gender dysphoria. But there's one thing that we can point to that's pretty damn awesome. After a tour of the LGBT Center in Los Angeles in July, Jenner met a transgender fan and the pair talked shoes, amazingly sharing the same size (13). Cait took the shoes off of her own feet and gave them to her admirer, which is a pretty cool thing to do. I wouldn't want to walk barefoot in L.A.

Charity Boxing
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People talk a lot about wanting to pop a Kardashian in the face, but it's easy to forget that both Kim and Rob Kardashian participated in charity boxing matches in 2009 to raise money for The Dream Foundation, an organization that supports people with terminal illnesses and their families. These weren't soft-touch fake fights for show, either. Both Kardashians took some serious blows, and Kim even got a black eye. Rob got the worst of it, though. His opponent was a lot bigger than him and landed enough blows to KO the dude.

Body Positivity
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The Kardashians have a complex relationship with body image. Obviously they don't conform to some traditional standards of beauty, but they embrace what makes them different and own it proudly. A newly-pregnant Kim, though, is speaking out about the beauty of pregnant women by uploading nude selfies to Instagram and telling critics, "I'm going to get even bigger & that's beautiful too!" Preach it, girl. (Her shoot for Paper magazine, below, also did plenty to inspire women to flaunt everything they have.)

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Tipping Big
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This isn't quite as earth-shattering as some of the other entries on this list, but when you think about all the celebs who are lousy tippers, it's worth noting. After stopping in at New Orleans Brennan's to meet a fan for a quick lunch, where Kim ate French toast and eggs, she paid for the entire meal - two Benjamins - and then followed it up with a $300 tip. Leaving 150% on your lunch check is a pretty generous move, and it certainly made the world better for the Brennan's waitstaff.

AIDS Research
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Let's bring in a celebrity who's almost as reviled as the Kardashians for this next one -- Miley Cyrus. The former child star collaborated with Caitlyn Jenner on a trio of customized Vanity Fair covers that she had decorated with puffy paint, sequins and glitter in a quiet moment on the road. Putting aside all questions about whether Miley's bus has a Tupperware full of crafting supplies, the covers sold for $69,000 as a benefit for the American Foundation for AIDS Research. Who would have thought a Jenner/Cyrus duet would sound so sweet?

Armenian Genocide Awareness
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Kim, Khloe and Kourtney are all half-Armenian on their late father's side, so they did something for Dad in 2015 on the 100th anniversary of the Armenian genocide. In probably the most traumatic event in the country's history, the Ottoman Turks massacred as many as 1.5 million Armenians in cold blood. In 2015, Kim and Kanye traveled to the capital, Yerevan, where they paid their respects at the Tsitsernakaberd Memorial. Kim also discussed the genocide on social media, raising global awareness of the fact that Turkey still refuses to acknowledge it.

 

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Idiot Truck Driver Destroys Overhead Highway Sign With His Raised Dump Trailer

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There are two things we know for sure about the video below. One, it was filmed in Saudi Arabia. And two, since it is illegal for women to drive in that country, this dude is in a lot of trouble.

In a country where bacon and movie theaters are outlawed, you have to think that obliterating an overhead highway sign with your raised dump trailer is also highly frowned upon. Now, I've never been there, but after doing just that, we wouldn't be surprised if this guy is not only currently lacking a job, but also a pulse after authorities got through with him.


h/t Barstool Sports

Hopefully this guy has a Snickers because he's not going anywhere for a while: Semi Truck Smashes Into Long Island Overpass

 

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Horseback Riders Are Posing Nude In Hopes Of Promoting Safe Driving

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Finally, a good idea.

Horseback Riders Pose Nude, Riders Nude To Slow Down Drivers

Instead of having signs that inform you to slow down or speed limits that you won't follow, a 19-year-old has thought up of a fantastic idea in hopes of getting drivers to slow down when they drive by people on horseback: have horseback riders pose nude.

Lauren de Gruchy decided on that idea after she became tired of her horse Starlight getting startled by passing cars. The campaign, started by the 'Slow Down For My Horse' group, already has over 16,000 likes on Facebook and hundreds of naked photos are pouring in.

Now let's just enjoy some nude gals who are eager to slow down drivers.

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Dudes even got in on the action.

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Nudity gets shit done.

 

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Guy Tries To Rob Store With Sword, Is Met With An Even Bigger Sword

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The majority of people who attempt to rob stores aren't very intelligent at all, and the video below is just more proof of that. The guy below tried to rob a store while threatening the clerk with a sword, only to be chased out by the clerk's brother who happened to own an even bigger sword.



Hey, at least the robber didn't have to use the souvenir he got at Medieval Times. Although, hours and hours of watching "Game of Thrones" have gone to waste because now who will he practice his moves on?

Just another robber that failed: Armed Robber Unknowingly Shoves Firefighter, Immediately Gets Owned

 

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10 Comedies In Which The Lead Character Should Not Have Gotten The Girl

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Most comedies end with the guy getting his girl. It simply makes the most sense. After all, situations tend to get a bit more dramatic when they don't. Plus, who wants to watch an entire movie about someone trying to win over his romantic interest only to lose? Still, even with that being the case, there have been a number of comedy films through the years that we feel should have ended differently, especially when it comes to the leading lady's ultimate decision to take or leave her man. We'll get into specific details as we go along, but for now, let's just say that most of the guys who wind up with the girl in the end are undeserving of her (or vice versa).

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
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Let's face it - Ron Burgundy and Veronica Corningstone are reunited at the end of the first "Anchorman" film because he's the main guy, she's the main girl and that's just how it is. We get that for comedy purposes, all the men in the movie have to act like stereotypical '70s misogynist pigs, but even when Ron tones it down ever so slightly to win Veronica over initially, the couple have no real chemistry with one another besides what's being blatantly shoved down our throats. These two are in love; accept it. That's about the extent of their bond. The fact that the film ends with the two getting back together despite an ugly breakup which leads to them being utterly vile to one another for the duration is laughable...but we suppose that's the point.

Major League (1989)
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Has anyone ever noticed how Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger) from "Major League" is one of the creepiest ex-boyfriends anyone could never hope for? Someone should definitely consider cutting together a clip package a la the Mrs. Doubtfire horror movie trailer for this movie. Let's look at a few bullet points on how he winds up winning Rene Russo's Lynn character back: he constantly stalks her at work and around town, illegally commandeers a team vehicle in order to tail her on a date, then attempts to sabotage said date by following her up an elevator to her current fiance's loft and crashing their dinner party. You'd seriously have to be out of your mind not to take a restraining order out on this dude.

The Hangover Part II (2011)
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This one's kind of a no-brainer, but since the film itself was essentially a carbon copy of the original, it appears the situation was overlooked. In the first movie, Ed Helms' Stu character cheats on his controlling (and two-timing) girlfriend with a Las Vegas stripper after he and his friends are roofied. In the end, it's all for the best, as it leads him away from a bad relationship. In the sequel, however, it all happens again in Bangkok, only with the stripper replaced with a transvestite prostitute and the girlfriend with a loving bride-to-be. See the difference? Worst of all, after barely making it to his wedding on time, he brushes over all this by simply saying "there's a demon in me" and that these kinds of things are basically just going to keep happening. Fair enough. Let's get married!

Wedding Crashers (2005)
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As long as you're not cheating ON her, it's perfectly fine to cheat your way into a woman's heart. That's essentially the message of "Wedding Crashers," because this time the sleazeball main character actually likes the girl he's tricked into falling for him. Never mind the potentially hundreds of woman Owen Wilson's John Beckwith hit and quit during the opening montage of the film alone; if he's finally fallen in love, his mark had better reciprocate. Long story short, our sentiments on the way this film should have ended mirror that of one of John's last lines which he uses to get the girl: we'd have much rather seen Claire (Rachel McAdams) wipe her hands of the entire situation and start from scratch than end up with either of the men in her life.

Overboard (1987)
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Taking advantage of someone's heart under a fake identity is one thing, but lying to someone with amnesia because they were mean to you earlier is on a whole new playing field. Perhaps the whole concept of "Overboard" was supposed to be made more believable because the two leads (Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn) were a couple in real life, but we see no real life scenario which began with such a bold lie ending in true love. The premise alone is simply too much to ask of a thinking audience member. So much so that the very notion of a love story being thrown into the mix at all becomes an afterthought. And don't even get us started on how Russell's Dean character convinces doctors that Hawn's character is his wife, which is even harder to swallow.

Kick-Ass (2010)
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We take comic-to-film adaptations pretty seriously, so some people might consider this one a little nitpicky. Bear with us. "Kick-Ass" in both comic book and movie form satirizes the superhero genre, and in the comics ended with Kick-Ass' love interest Katie not only blowing him off, but sleeping with someone else in spite of him. While very nontraditional, it made the Kick-Ass character seem pretty pathetic. So we were actually happy with the way the film changed the situation and landed him the girl instead...until "Kick-Ass 2." In the sequel, Katie does pretty much exactly what she did in the comic version right at the beginning of the movie, leaving us to wonder why they even deviated from the original in the first place then.

Just Friends (2005)
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"Just Friends" is kind of a strange one to include on this list considering most people probably haven't seen it. However, we are using it to represent many comedy films which suffer from the same basic problems. This movie is certainly not without its funny moments, but the characters and plotlines are so goofy and disjointed that it comes off more like a sketch comedy show than a movie. Some parts land and some don't, and because of this it's hard to take the romantic aspect to heart. Plus, the Jamie character, played by Amy Smart, is so dull and relatively boring compared to everyone else that you aren't quite sure why Ryan Reynold's Chris is pursuing her as hard as he is to begin with.

Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008)
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"Zack and Miri Make a Porno" is a great comedy which is derailed by its romantic storyline. For once on this list, it isn't a case of the two leads not having chemistry or a relationship that feels earned, but that their love connection doesn't flow within the confines of the rest of the story being told. Don't get us wrong, writer/director Kevin Smith has always done right by his audience in terms of telling realistic love stories that feel natural even under crude and comical circumstances, but considering the title of the film (which can be taken at face value as to what it's about), the juxtaposition of making feelings a big aspect of it doesn't work. Not only that, but in having Zack and Miri fall in love with each other, it turns the porno they are trying to put together to rustle up some serious cash into a mute point, as they both abandon the project which was driving the entire movie.

Revenge of the Nerds (1984)
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Call it the product of a different time if you must, but at the end of the day Robert Carradine's Lewis character still puts a mask, pretends to be Betty's (Julia Montgomery) boyfriend and has sex with her without her knowing he made the switch. Then, since the sex was good, she immediately doesn't even care. And that's "Revenge of the Nerds," people.

The Simpsons Movie (2007)
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When rumors of Homer and Marge Simpson getting divorced went viral back in June, it caused such a stir that the show had to put out a video assuring audiences that the speculation was unfounded. Of course, it made sense to die-hard "The Simpsons" fans like us, as their relationship has been pretty rocky for a long time. It was so bad in "The Simpsons Movie," in fact, that we kinda felt like Marge shouldn't have even taken Homer back. If you go back and watch it again, he is a genuine asshole from start to finish, and only finally comes to his senses not after his actions get the whole town encased in a dome, not after the government plans to exterminate everyone, but only when Marge is so fed up with his selfish buffoonery that she tapes over their wedding video and leaves him so she can go die with their friends. He only fixes things because he is literally forced to, and if Marge weren't so blinded by her affection for the big lug, she would have cut the cord for good despite his too little, too late Hail Mary that barely saved the day.

 

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The 5 Phases of Watching A Horror Movie Alone At Home

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Watching a scary movie when you're at home and all alone can either be one of the best things to do or it can be one of the worst. It really depends on the movie you're watching. If it's a really well made horror movie, it's a fun idea, but you're gonna end up regretting it. Let me show you why by taking you through the 5 phases of watching a horror movie alone at home.

PHASE 1: Overconfidence

Well, you've got the night to yourself and an endless selection of mediocre movies on Netflix at your fingertips. You could just go the safe route and watch a lighthearted comedy, but it's been long enough since you last had the shit scared out of you and you're feeling like a four star rated horror movie is the way to go. In my experience, if you choose a scary movie with a three star rating or less, you have every right to be overconfident. Overconfidence will most likely be the only phase you experience since poorly made horror movies tend to be pretty laughable. However, if you chose one with three and a half stars or higher, get ready to experience the next four phases and may God have mercy on your soul.

PHASE2: Denial

OK, so you jumped one or two times during the opening ten minutes. It's fine. You're fine. It'll be fine. This isn't scary. That's what the beginning of a horror movie is suppose to do to you. It's a gimmick. Now that it's out of your system and the worst part is clearly over, you can sit back and relax. Get ready to laugh at all of the idiots who claimed this movie was insanely terrifying. You're the bravest person on the planet and they're all a bunch of pussies.

PHASE 3: Pure Unadulterated Terror

HOLY HELL your heart is racing. Why would anyone intentionally choose to put themselves through this?! At this point, you're terrified to even leave your couch or bed. Why are you still watching it if it's creeping you out so much? You've had to pee for the past twenty minutes, but the bathroom is so far and it's way too dark for you to even fathom a trip over there. No, the best thing to do right now is to sit and finish this movie. Let everything wrap up and you'll see that everything is perfectly alright. You'll be able to calm down after it's all over.

PHASE 4: Faux Relief

It's over. You made it. All of the really scary parts of the movie are finally over and the epilogue is actually proving to be quite pleasant. Sure, a lot of horror movies you've seen in the past tend to have one last scare right before the credits, but you're totally expecting that and there's no way in hell they're gonna get you this ti----SWEET MOTHER OF GOD!!!

PHASE 5: Post-traumatic Stress Disorder

For the rest of the night (and for many of you poor souls, the rest of your lives), you will jump every time you hear any sort of noise that didn't come from you. That noise your fridge always makes? It's obviously a ghost now. That rustling outside that you've heard every night ever that is clearly just a breeze against a bush? Well, now it's someone in a mask with a knife hiding and just waiting for you to step outside. Oh, and if you were planning to shut the lights off and go to sleep right after the film, that's just not gonna happen. You'll be sleeping with the lights on like you're back in grade school. For at least a week. Possibly longer.

 

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'MythBusters' Records A Pistol Shot At 73,000 Frames Per Second

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'MythBusters ': Pistol Shot Recorded at 73,000 Frames Per Second

The "MythBusters" team was able to capture a bullet leaving a gun at 73,000 frames per second. Unseen to the naked eye, the team used a camera called the Phantom in order to see the fire and smoke that appeared as the bullet exited.

Now they need to use the Phantom to capture my utter despair when I wake up and realize it's Monday.

Now be sure to be smart when holding a gun: Cop's Gun Goes Off As He Pistol Whips Teenager

 

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Emotional Drunk Guy Gets Pulled Up On Stage To Sing With Foo Fighters

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Regardless of your opinion of Dave Grohl, you have to admit that the man knows how to put on a show and he knows how to connect with his fans. First Dave allowed a random guy to get on stage to cover "Tom Sawyer," and now this time he put the spotlight on a drunk guy who happened to be very emotional during a Foo Fighters concert. (Skip to the 2:37 mark for the good stuff.)



While singing "Hero," Dave noticed a man, Anthony, who was crying, and invited him on stage. But who honestly doesn't cry while listening to that song?

Anthony not only got to go on stage, but he even sung a few lines of "Hero" with Dave.

If I knew how many benefits came from crying while being drunk I would do it much more often than my typical few times a week.

 

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Australian Couple Wakes Up To Find Naked Stranger In Their Bed

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Unfortunately, that naked stranger was not Kate Upton.

According to Daily Mail, a Maroubra couple woke up early Monday morning after a naked 25-year-old Irish guy crawled into bed with them. And since they weren't on the set of "Eyes Wide Shut," they called the police.

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The couple, Chris and Katie, managed to get the intruder outside, but he quickly reentered the house through a window the couple leaves open for their cat, which is the same way police believe he entered the house the first time around.

Thankfully, police arrived shortly afterward to apprehend the naked man, and thankfully, a local news station in Australia found the story newsworthy.


The best part of that clip has to be how crazy the guy thought it was that police in Australia would just "pin a person down without even asking them," which hopefully he understands -- now that the drugs have worn off -- probably wouldn't have been the case if he would have been in his own house.

Hey, it could have been worse. They could have woken up to this guy in their bed: Naked Ohio Teen Breaks Into House, Gets Shot And Then Begins Masturbating

 

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20 of the Dumbest Celebrity Tweets of All Time, Vol. 2

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Celebrities have PR teams for a reason. The power of social media is that you can share any thought you have with the world instantly with no filters whatsoever. For those PR teams, that is a complete nightmare. We've already seen the dumbest celebrity tweets of all time, but here are even more celebrities that either need to find a new social media manager or hire a team immediately because it is not working when they're posting tweets like this.

Desean Jackson
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The wide receiver was asked to post a tweet before the ESPYs and, in one of the most hilarious twitter gaffs you'll ever see, he copied the entire message and posted it as the tweet. At least skim a message before blindly posting it to the world.

Bill Cosby
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Some idiot thought it might be a good idea to get some good publicity for Bill Cosby by letting the internet turn his picture into a meme. After dozens of rape allegations you can probably guess how that one went down. People immediately began to flood him with tweets about his allegations making it one of the most poorly timed hashtag promotions of all time.

Rita Ora
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Ora figured she'd get her fans excited for a new single by promising to release it if her tweet got 100,000 retweets. When it peaked at around 1,000 she panicked and claimed her account was hacked. You know all those hackers that want to get into your account and then promote your upcoming album.

Oprah
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If you're Oprah you can do just about anything, but tweeting about how much you love your Microsoft Surface from your iPad is not one of them.

Ryan Lochte
Funny, Dumbest Celebrity Tweets Ever, Dumb Celebrities
It's a good thing Ryan Lochte is a beautiful man because he's definitely not pursuing any educational endeavors anytime soon.

Colin Kaepernick
Funny, Dumbest Celebrity Tweets Ever, Dumb Celebrities
The 49ers quarterback tweeted a screenshot of the Texas flooding earlier this year and, for some reason, added his brand's hashtag to it. Nobody really knows what he was warning them of, but it seems like he was taking credit for the flood? Who knows? What we do know is that the 49ers are going to be awful this season.

Josh Trank
Funny, Dumbest Celebrity Tweets Ever, Dumb Celebrities
When you're the director of a big budget studio film the last thing you want to do is trash it on social media during opening weekend. Nobody told that to Josh Trank when his "Fantastic Four" movie debuted to negative reviews and he put the nail in the coffin by posting a negative tweet about it. I'm sure the studio was thrilled about this.

Mia Farrow
Funny, Dumbest Celebrity Tweets Ever, Dumb Celebrities
Farrow claimed one of her assistants grabbed the photo for her tweet, but nonetheless, if you're posting a picture wishing your daughter happy birthday, maybe crop out the "Mia Farrow and her black children" Google search.

Ray Allen
Funny, Dumbest Celebrity Tweets Ever, Dumb Celebrities
I don't know if the accidental tweeting of an explicit sext is worse, or the mental image of Ray Allen somehow rapidly switching back and forth from his genitals to his tongue like a horny shape shifter.

Chandler Parsons
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There hasn't been a more racist conversation with an Asian guy since "Rush Hour 2" when Jackie Chan told Chris Tucker, "I'm going to bitch slap you back to Africa." That's a real quote. Look it up.

Jose Canseco
Funny, Dumbest Celebrity Tweets Ever, Dumb Celebrities
Canseco is probably a legitimate crazy person, but this tweet about trying to convince his poop to come home is bizarre, even for him.

Donald Trump
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If you're trying to mock your haters, maybe don't claim that you've heard the nickname "F**kface Von Clownstick" so many times it doesn't even make you flinch anymore. That's not a thing you should be hearing every day.

Darnell Dockett
Funny, Dumbest Celebrity Tweets Ever, Dumb Celebrities
After Alabama quarterback AJ McCarron's girlfriend, Katherine Webb, was highlighted in the crowd during a game, she started to get national attention. Most people only admired from afar, but Darnell Dockett decided to tweet Webb, and the rest of the world, his cell phone number. At least Wing Stop got a lot of business that night.

Skrillex
Funny, Dumbest Celebrity Tweets Ever, Dumb Celebrities
Not really sure what the non-racist version of the n-word is, but there is no imaginable circumstance where Skrillex should be "aloud" to say it. Stick to the dubstep, buddy.

Susan Boyle
Funny, Dumbest Celebrity Tweets Ever, Dumb Celebrities
Susan Album Party seems like an innocent enough hashtag, right? Well it is, until you mash all the words together and now you have an Anal Bum Party. You could also call it an Anal Bump Arty. Either way, that's definitely not the words you want people to associate with your album and certainly not the words you want to come to mind when picturing Susan Boyle.

Troy Aikman
Funny, Dumbest Celebrity Tweets Ever, Dumb Celebrities
Hey Troy, I know Twitter can be complicated, but just typing DM before a tweet doesn't turn it into a private message. That's like saying the word "whisper" and then yelling a secret to someone across the room.

Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon simply won't go away. He just keeps lingering in fame like some sort of cultural pariah, including this terrifyingly offensive picture of him in white face to promote his awful album.

Hulk Hogan
If Hogan wasn't getting enough negative publicity, he also had one of the dumbest tweets in recent memory. His daughter wrote a poem defending his racism and, instead of posting the link, he posted a screenshot of the typed out url. Can someone teach the Hulkster how to use a computer and how to accept minorities?

Cher
Cher is an absolute gem on Twitter, but sometimes she gets so bizarre even her most faithful fans have no idea what she's talking about. In this instance she replied to herself to say hello. Why? What was going on, Cher? Do you need to talk? I'm here for you and I believe in love after love, or whatever those lyrics are.

Diplo
Funny, Dumbest Celebrity Tweets Ever, Dumb Celebrities
Diplo decided to tweet about Taylor Swift's lack of a booty, like she needs to impress him anyway, and was immediately utterly destroyed by a tweet from Lorde. You can't recover from a diss like that. You just close your laptop and forget that day ever happened.

 

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Some Guy Tracked His Masturbation Habits For Three Months

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Thankfully, he used graphs and charts to record his habits instead of just updating his picture of a used White Sox shirt.

According to Barstool Sports, some dude known to the Imgur community as Karl Ryker jerked off a ton over a 93-day period and then analyzed it using charts and graphs before posting it to Imgur and Reddit for all to see.

And I mean this guy charted everything. From the duration of each crank to streaks and even favorite days of the week to wank it, you're going to find it.

man uses charts to analyze his masturbating
We're not usually in the business of making assumptions, but we're assuming that either this guy's mother came home or his dad changed the channel so he could watch "Jeopardy!" exactly 3.1 percent of the time he was punching his clown.

And since all sugestions (sic) are welcome, might we suggest getting a job, son? I mean, at a certain point, it can no longer be classified as research.

Here's what people around the world are cranking it to right now: Porn Site Has New Live Search And It's Hysterical

 

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Kendall And Kylie Are Showing Off Their Bikini Bods On Instagram

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You know...again.

In less than five hours, the Jenner sisters managed to acquire more than a million likes each on Instagram selfies that show off their bikini bods (although Kendall's has since been taken down for some reason). And after seeing the photos that Kylie and Kendall posted, it's understandable:

we woke up in paradise too

A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on



Kendall has also posted her own bikini bod selfie in the past hour:

photo booth

A photo posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on


Inevitably, this will lead to the debate of which Jenner sister has the better bikini body, but that's not something we are going to partake in. However, we won't stop you from doing so. Here are a couple more bikini shots of Kendall and Kylie to help you out:

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Related: Kylie Jenner Is Hot And Wet For Her 18th Birthday

 

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