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14 Things That Are Total Bullshit

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Ever seen something that immediately made your bullshit detector go off? It's easy to point things out, because we live in an age where lies are everywhere and the truth is hard to find. As an old-timey preacher man once said, "A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes."

Here are a few things I've found to be 100 percent bovine crap. Let us know if we missed anything - the more baloney we expose the saner as a society we will be.

"Hot girls in your area want to have sex with you right now"
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I'm willing to wager there are no hot girls in my area that want to have sex with me, other than the sexless ground sloths browsing the website I'm on as well. It's a dreadful lie that needs to be eradicated immediately.

"Ghost Hunters"
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In my efforts to research this article, I watched all 160 episodes of "Ghost Hunters," and wouldn't you know it, I didn't see a single ghost. As Matt and Trey poignantly pointed out, the show is basically grown men walking into haunted houses and wetting their pants.

North Korea's happiness index
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In 2011, North Korea came out with their "Global Happiness Index", ranking the world's countries according to happiness. China came in first, North Korea came in second, and America came in last. Cuba and Venezuela came right after North Korea - maybe, just maybe because they're commie twinsies with each other.

Kim Jung-il passed away right after the poll was taken, prompting mass crying, and probably even dropping them down a few notches due to the pain of losing such a dear leader.

Ice Cube is tough
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Born O'Shea Jackson, Ice Cube has always and will always be a very talented artist and poet. And that is all. Anyone who can write a majority of the songs on an album as genius as NWA's "Straight Outta Compton" (while still in high school) is basically a Good Will Hunting.

Mr. Cube, you've been a millionaire since you were 19. Please take the "hardness" down a few notches.

Nick Jonas's bulge
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Nick Jonas posed for Flaunt Magazine in 2014 with what appears to be a volleyball in his underpants. It seems like an ethically dubious choice given that the majority of his fans are 10-year-old girls.

Iggy Azalea
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Nothing else really needs to be said.

"You have the biggest penis I've ever seen"
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Lies. Logic says there will always be another man with a bigger penis than you, except one, and he's long gone playing basketball, professionally dancing at bachelorette parties, or starring in underground pornos. Don't believe the hype - women are masters at ego inflation.

DeVry University
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DeVry University and its for-profit sister University of Phoenix have been at the receiving end of criticism for many years. The most damaging aspect of these bastions of higher education seem to be their dropout rates: 50 percent at DeVry (60 percent for online students), and 95 percent for online students at the University of Phoenix.

It doesn't help much that DeVry's CEO receives a salary of $6.4 million, which is nearly 16 times more than the average private university president.

Quality of education is also a concern, as one proud alumnus states in a review: "Take your student loans. Buy a really great pencil. Stick said pencil in eye repeatedly. Repeat until you stop considering DeVry as logical school choice."

Strip club billboards
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I get it. Advertising is important. Strip clubs only want to attract as many tired, moldy construction workers as possible. But for me, it seems like every time they turn on the lights it's as if vampires are melting. I haven't been to a strip club in a long time due to misleading billboards.

"Text me your boobs; I won't show anyone"
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To be fair, we too know you aren't to be trusted with our below-the-belt selfies either, ladies.

Cursive
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If you're like the majority of people, you probably haven't written in cursive since you learned it in the second grade. It's probably an entire waste of time, but who knows - it comes in handy when you write your signature.

Billy Bob Thornton's hair
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It seems like every year Billy Bob Thornton goes further back in time. Someone needs to send him a memo that there's nothing bad about gracefully going gray. Own it, Karl Childers.

"I lost 245 pounds on the Subway diet"
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Jared, we all know you lost 245 pounds doing forearm exercises in front of your computer.

Political correctness
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Weren't we a lot happier as a people when we could say what we wanted when we wanted and not worry about being fired or banished from society? No?

 

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Two Cops Transferred For Taking Photos With Topless Women In Times Square

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While plenty of awful tourists have been complaining about the topless, patriotic women that parade around Times Square, two cops clearly had no problem with them at all. In fact, they decided to take a photo with the topless ladies...and now they're paying the price.

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In what a high ranking official calls a "lack a judgment," two cops were featured on the cover of the Daily News posing with the controversial topless women in New York City. Because of the "lack of judgment," the two cops have been transferred to separate precincts.

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The cops were in Times Square as part of a counter-terrorism drill in which cops are sent off to landmarks in order to create a visible presence.

Patrick Lynch, the president of the Patrolmen's Benevolent Association, offers his response, stating "Punishing them in any way for it would be a miscarriage of justice."

Yes, the cops should have been out there doing their job and keeping people safe, so it was a huge lack of judgment, but then again those women were topless. And they love America. And they are topless.

Via NY Daily News

Could have been worse, they could have been these cops: The 10 Most Corrupt Cops Of All Time

 

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Kentucky Man Arrested For Trying To Dig Up Dead Dad So He Could Argue With His Corpse

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I'm going to be honest: I think the corpse would have won the argument.

According to The Daily Beast, an intoxicated 44-year-old Kentucky man reportedly went to the Pilot Baptist Church cemetery in Stanford Monday night and tried to dig up his dead dad "so the two could settle a father-son argument."

Yeah, even in Kentucky, you can't do that.

Kentucky Man Arrested For Trying To Did Up Dead Dad So He Could Argue With His Corpse
Pastor Greg Haynes said he talked with Michael May as the man broke ground in front of the tombstone belonging to his father, who had been dead for some 30 years, and May told him he wanted to settle an argument that his dad apparently took to his grave.

"He said, 'Daddy didn't do things right, and I need to dig him up and get him into heaven,'" Haynes said. "I said, 'After 30 years, you're a little late on that.'"

By the time police arrived, May had already dug out a 2-by-3 foot chunk of soil, but he never made it all the way to the coffin to have that face-to-decayed face chat with his old man. He was arrested and charged with violating a grave, public intoxication and possession of weed, which in all honesty must have been the best shit ever, man.

I guess it's better than feeding a corpse to your dog: Former Wisconsin Medical Examiner Took Corpse Bones Home To Her Dog

 

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Some Guy In A White Van Threw A Paper Plane Made From A Porno Mag At Some Kids

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Even in 2015, the "white van" man continues to be a creep.

According to Huffington Post, Pittsburgh police are looking for a man who recently drove his white van past a couple of kids who were playing in their yard and threw a paper plane that was made from a page in a porno magazine at them.

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The drive-by smut-throwing occurred Saturday afternoon as the two kids played in front of a Bloomfield residence. Police said the suspect was a white man somewhere between the ages of 18 to 25, and they're "just trying to alert residents to someone who may be doing something suspicious around children."

No word on how old the kids were, but it looks like their parents are going to have to have the old sex talk a little earlier than they had planned.

Also no word on what skin mag the page was torn from, but that will definitely determine what kind of talk the parents will have to have. I mean, if it came from "Playboy," they'll have to explain to their kids that the female body is a beautiful thing.

But if it came from "Hustler," then they're going to have to come up with a list of reasons why a guy would let a woman take a dump on his chest.

If I had to choose, I'd take a neighbor who throws smut mag paper planes into my yard over this guy: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull In Front Of His Neighbors

 

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An Upset Indiana Man Dumped A Bowl Of Urine Over A Boy's Head

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Those damn kids and their rap music.

According to The Smoking Gun, an 84-year-old Evansville man was arrested Saturday afternoon after police said he dumped a bowl of urine onto a 13-year-old boy from the second floor of his home while the two were arguing about "smashed bricks on his property."

Indiana man throws bucket of urine on boy
Police said Charles Weatherford called 911 to report vandalism on his property, and while onsite, police noticed a "strong odor of urine, but they were unable to determine the source." A short while later, the teenage boy's mother called police and said her son had been "assaulted with bodily waste."

Police then returned to Weatherford's home, and the ornery old man said that he does in fact keep a bowl of piss handy for self defense purposes. That was good enough for the officers, and they arrested him for battery by communicable bodily waste and battery on a victim under 14 years of age.

It's unknown whether Weatherford himself urinated into the bowl or if it was a collection of animal piss. It's also unknown which of those would be more disgusting.

Man, this whiskey tastes like crap. Oh, that's because it literally is: UK Man Arrested For Selling Whiskey That Was Really Feces And Urine

 

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Today's MLB Sluggers With '90s Style Goatees

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The '90s were a great time for the long ball, when Major League Baseball players regularly hit 50+ home runs and defied traditional power numbers. It was also a great time for the goatee, with sluggers like Mark McGwire, Jeff Bagwell, Ken Caminiti and Larry Walker regularly sporting them. This carried into the early 2000s with guys like Albert Pujols, but it seems to be lost on most of today's best hitters. That's a damn shame, too, because obviously they would look way more badass, as you can clearly see below.

Mike Trout
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Giancarlo Stanton
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Mark Teixeira
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Paul Goldschmidt
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Nelson Cruz
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Todd Frazier
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Chris Davis
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Kris Bryant
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Torii Hunter
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Bryce Harper
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More from the MLB: Major League Baseball's Biggest Stars Without Their Shirts On

 

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A Parrot In India Was Arrested For Cursing At A Woman

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I'm just glad the police in India focus their efforts on important matters.

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A parrot, who goes by the name of Hariyal, was arrested in India for cursing and making abusive comments aimed at an 85-year-old woman. Its owner, Suresh Sakharkar, apparently trained his parrot to make awful remarks and abuse his stepmother, Janabai.

The parrot would spew nasty remarks at Janabai anytime she walked pass Suresh's house. Look at that parrot's face. He looks like a little prick.

"I am being harassed for the last two years. On seeing me, the parrot uses bad language and foul words," Janabai stated. "That is why I have complained thrice in the last two years. Police called me, Suresh and the parrot to the police station. Police should investigate and seize the parrot."

The police inspector had this to say: "There is a dispute over land and property between the woman and her stepson. We watched the parrot carefully but it did not utter a word at the police station after being confronted by the complainant."

That is one smart parrot that knows its rights.

"I want my lawyer here now. And a cracker as well," the parrot was heard saying (probably).

The parrot was not charged with anything, but was instead handed over to the state's forestry department. I'm just disappointed that there aren't any photos that show tiny little handcuffs on the parrot. That would be amazing.

Via Telegraph

This parrot had no problem talking to police: Pet Parrot Turns Rat, Squeals On Owner For Drunk Driving

 

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This Guy On 'Family Feud' Hopes Nurses Aren't Saying How Little He Is Down There

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"Family Feud" has plenty of material to give host Steve Harvey an aneurysm, so it's hard to be surprised anymore when you hear a contestant give a ridiculous answer. And while some people may have been taken aback by the answer the man below gave, he honestly brings awareness to an important concern.


I don't know who would ever say "dinky winky" in real life, but it was good enough for the #1 answer on the show.

This "Family Feud" contestant may have had some bizarre experience at the hospital: This Might Be The Craziest Answer In The History Of Family Feud

 

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People Are Asking Reddit To Roast Them And The Results Are Absolutely Brutal

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It's all fun and games when a bunch of celebrities come together to roast Justin Bieber (because no one likes him), but there are actually everyday people on Reddit asking strangers to bash them. And boy, are they getting what they are asking for.

Some of these insults are brutal, and one may wonder why people are asking for this, but hey, if the roastee gets a laugh out of it, then we're allowed to get a laugh out of it, too. Here are just some of the most brutal insults so far.

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Funny, People Are Being Roasted On Reddit, People Are Asking Reddit To Roast Them

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These Creeps Are Enjoying Nicki Minaj's Wax Figure A Tad Too Much

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Nicki Minaj currently has her own wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Las Vegas, a wax figure that of course makes her ass the focus. And because of that, creeps from around the world have come to see the wax Nicki so they can do various dirty things to it. Check out some of the vile things "Nicki Minaj" has had done to her.







Poor Nicki. I really hope she's disinfected every day.

Via Bro Bible

 

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Megan Fox Is Single Again, Everyone

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Megan Fox, the ultra babe from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" and the "Transformers" films, has transformed out of married life with "90210" actor Brian Austin Greene. The couple made it together a remarkable 11 years, which in Hollywood is like an eternity, but have now separated. Maybe the writing was always on the walls, as they weren't engaged just once, but twice, before saying their "I dos." And while we feel bad for their two kids, Noah and Bodhi, we can't help but think a single Megan is good for mankind. Check out a few of her hottest shots and we think you'll agree: Megan Fox has always earned her name.

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Kelly Clarkson Sings Tinder Profiles On 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!'

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'Jimmy Kimmel Live!': Kelly Clarkson Sings Tinder Profiles

If there's one thing that can make those stale Tinder bios more interesting, it's having Kelly Clarkson sing them. Kelly visited "Jimmy Kimmel Live!" in order to sing about hairless cats, "slipping it into something," and even foot fetishes. Just like what other pop star hopefuls have aspirations to sing about.

Game show hosts like to show off their pipes too: Alek Trebek Singing Rihanna's "Umbrella"

 

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'Bad Lip Reading' Actually Makes The First Republican Debate Entertaining

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Since no sane people actually enjoyed the first Republican debate, "Bad Lip Reading" has decided to make the whole debacle a bit more amusing for regular-ish folks like you and me. Make sure to watch it through to the end so you can experience all the candidates displaying their love of show tunes.


Somehow, Ted Cruz looks even less human than usual.

Donald Trump can expect more people to poke fun at him: The Very Best Of What The Internet Has Done To Donald Trump

 

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TV Reporter Accidentally Makes 4-Year-Old Boy Cry

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TV Reporter Accidentally Makes 4-Year-Old Boy Cry

Maybe this kid started to cry because he either realized how much he's going to miss his mom while he's away at school a few hours, or he just realized he has to go to school. Or perhaps he realized he had to socialize with an attractive woman and he got freaked out. All three still make me cry, so it makes sense.

Hey, at least this kid didn't pee himself: Mississippi Woman Pees Herself While Being Interviewed On Live TV

 

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Porn Star Playing Ronda Rousey In Porn Parody Really Wants To Go On A Date With Her

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In case you didn't know, UFC women's bantamweight champion Ronda Rousey is pretty hot right now. She destroyed her most recent opponent and is arguably the most dominant athlete in the world.

Rousey is also the inspiration for an adult film parody, cleverly titled "Ronda ArouseMe: Grounded and Pounded." The actress who plays the titular role of Ronda ArouseMe is Kleio Valentien, and here's what she looks like in character:

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Valentien recently did an interview to discuss her big role and some of the public backlash (not from Rousey herself - she's been mum on the whole situation), but the most interesting part came when Kleio practically pleaded for Ronda to go on a date with her.

"If I could ask her out on a date, I would totally do that," she said. "Ronda, if you ever listen to this, please go out on a date with me."

We are all now anxiously awaiting Rousey's response. In the meantime, here are a couple more pics of Ronda ArouseMe in action (via Instagram).

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10 Great Directorial Debut Films That Didn't Need Beginner's Luck

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Whenever something goes well the first time, it's considered beginner's luck. Well, clearly you weren't there when I lost my virginity. With that vivid image in mind, let us consider some of the great directorial debuts in film history that were simply not beginner's luck by any stretch of the term. From big names like Wes Anderson and Quentin Tarantino to less appreciated greats like Rob Reiner and Sam Mendes, let's get a good look at some debut delights. Honorable mention goes to Judd Apatow's "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," who would've made the list if his movies were all 35 minutes shorter and didn't remind me of how awful it was losing my virginity. Seriously, what a mess.

"The Shawshank Redemption" - Frank Darabont (1994)
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Writer/director Frank Darabont only had a 1983 short and a 1990 TV movie under his belt before he jumped into the 1994 classic. Rob Reiner originally had hopes to take over the Stephen King book adaptation after filming "Stand By Me," offering Darabont a generous sum of money to recast the original roles using Tom Cruise and Harrison Ford, but Darabont refused. He would go on to direct other greats like "The Green Mile" and "The Majestic" before getting more into TV, including "The Walking Dead."

"Reservoir Dogs" - Quentin Tarantino (1992)
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Tarantino's earlier works are cult classics, but "Reservoir Dogs" stands as one of the best debut films by any director, a film he originally planned to shoot with friends for under $30,000. Written and directed by Tarantino, the blood-thirsty crime thriller follows a group of nameless color-coded men as they violently decipher who the rat is within their organization. The indie-style film was made on a measly $1.2 million budget, using big name actors like Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth and Steve Buscemi. Tarantino would take his beginner success - he was working at a video store in Manhattan Beach, California before all this - and go on to immediately make "Pulp Fiction," one of the most beloved crime movies in history, in 1994 with a budget of $8.5 million. His new film, "The Hateful Eight," is said to have a bit of a "Reservoir Dogs" vibe.

"District 9" - Neill Blomkamp (2009)
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Directing a debut sci-fi film at age 29 with "The Lord of the Rings" director in his producing chair, Blomkamp made his 2005 short, "Alive in Jo'burg," into a big screen, full-length feature with the help of Peter Jackson. Originally a short film and commercial ad visual artist, Blomkamp had the eye to bring original ideas to the screen while stretching a small budget, which in "District 9" he did with $30 million, compared to Peter Jackson's $250 million "Hobbit" budgets. Blomkamp is prepping for a sequel, "District 10," but will hold off while he works on a new "Alien" project after his inadequately received 2015 "Chappie" robotic reel.

"Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" - Shane Black (2005)
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The "Lethal Weapon" series writer got his directing chops in 2005 with the murder comedy, "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang," starring an awkward and anxious thief, played by Robert Downey Jr., a quiet yet cunningly flamboyant private detective (Val Kilmer) and one of our favorite "Mission: Impossible" girls, Michelle Monaghan. The film barely surpassed the break-even point at $15 million but is held high as one of the funnier murder mysteries with great acting chemistry, a great cast for any debut directing project. Black wouldn't direct again until the third installment of Downey Jr.'s "Iron Man" in 2013, but now he has a number of directing projects in the works for the next couple years, including a new "Predator" installment.

"This Is Spinal Tap" - Rob Reiner (1984)
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Before there was "When Harry Met Sally..." in 1989, Rob Reiner was getting his directing feet wet with the rock mockumentary, "This Is Spinal Tap," following the life and strife of a degenerate British band, Spinal Tap. Not only did Reiner direct, but he wrote, scored and acted on the film, along with Christopher Guest and Michael McKean. The film is a satire on '80s hair metal bands, garnering laughs as much as any rock movie in history. Reiner would make the short 82-minute full-length film for $2 million before directing the John Cusack film, "The Sure Thing" in 1985, the coming-of-age tale, "Stand by Me," in 1986 and "The Princess Bride" in 1987. But we all loved him most acting as Leo's deranged dad in "The Wolf of Wall Street."

"Donnie Darko" - Richard Kelly (2001)
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In his mid-20s, Richard Kelly brought us one of the most oddly distinct debut films with his bunny-induced crime thriller. Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal, along with Drew Barrymore and the late Patrick Swayze, starred in Kelly's first feature in 2001. The film was budgeted around $4.5 million, impressively shot in only 28 days and made nearly as much revenue despite going straight to VHS and DVD release. Check your VHS collection for it, guaranteed to be there. By 2003, Richard Kelly and Jake Gyllenhaal released a movie coverage book, titled "The Donnie Darko Book." The film debuted at Sundance Film Festival in 2001, getting released publicly by Barrymore's production company a month after 9/11, a likely cause for slow starting revenue.

"American Beauty" - Sam Mendes (1999)
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We have Sam Mendes to thank for the past four James Bond films, along with a lot of James Bond Girls, but Mendes got his start more than 15 years ago with a Kevin Spacey-led drama. The $15 million film would pull in more than 20 times that when people got a look at Spacey's character, Lester Burnham, amidst a midlife crisis and striking up love interests with young women. The film was raw and sexual, honest and believable for a movie of its time, as the film was originally intended to be a play written by Alan Ball. Mendes stepped in with Spacey as his top choice to the studio's reluctance, as he was lesser known at the time, and yet the film still won the Academy for Best Actor, as well Best Directing, Best Picture, Best Cinematography and Best Original Screenplay. Not a bad debut, Mr. Mendes.

"Bottle Rocket" - Wes Anderson (1996)
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The visually evocative mind behind 1930s European "The Grand Budapest Hotel," clever costuming in "The Life Aquatic" and his recurring Hollywood crew are all parts of the very unique writer/director, Wes Anderson. The further along he goes, the wilder his imagination, but his most simplistic, low budget work came with 1996's Wilson brothers crime comedy "Bottle Rocket." The film was originally a short written and shot in 1992 and released in 1994, also using the Wilson brothers, Luke and Owen. In 1996, Anderson was funded $9 million to release a full-length failure - it made less than $1 million box office sales - that would eventually launch his career. His 1998 release, "Rushmore," starring Bill Murray and Jason Schwartzman, would be the start of his commercial success and unique character sensibility.

"Say Anything" - Cameron Crowe (1989)
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The writer behind 1981 novel, "Fast Times at Ridgemont High: A True Story," was none other than Cameron Crowe, a stimulating Picasso of literary work spun into a directing career. After his early writing success, Crowe followed soon after with the late '80s summer of love flick starring John Cusack and Ione Skye. Crowe directed his debut rom-com in 1989 with a $16 million budget, and it's still considered one of the great modern romance flicks, despite remaining modest in the box office at $21.5 million. Crowe would go on to turn down a TV spinoff series, but would later direct more great originals, most of which he helped to write, including "Vanilla Sky" and "Almost Famous."

"Citizen Kane" - Orson Welles (1941)
Great Director Debuts, Memorable Movie Director Debuts
A movie that's considered one of the greatest films of all time in general is also a directorial debut by writer/director Orson Welles. The film has stood the test of time, much like "Ben-Hur" as one of the most expensive stunts in movie history, and Welles is much to blame for its success as he not only directed, but helped to write and star in the film as well. With a relatively microscopic budget of $839,727, Welles still managed to get the film nominated for nine Academy categories, including Best Actor, Outstanding Motion Picture, Best Director and Best Writing. Welles took his Broadway success to Hollywood to create a film following the life of Charles Foster Kane while piecing together filmmaking along the way with himself as the lead. Initially, the film failed to make any money in the box office, despite glowing reviews. The film would be rebooted in America in the 1950s and garnered much worldly attention. Welles would go on to direct a few dozen films, including classics like "The Merchant of Venice."

 

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Hipster Dudes Mock Miranda Kerr's GQ Photo Shoot

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No one has a problem seeing Miranda Kerr in any type of outfit or photo, that is for sure, but two Australian comics decided to poke fun at a GQ photo shoot of hers by trying to point out just how over-sexualized they believe women in high fashion are.

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Comics Christiaan Van Vuuren and Nick Boshier not only wanted to poke fun at Miranda's photos, but at the comments she made for GQ as well. Take a look at how accurate some of their photos are.

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Miranda Kerr, Dudes Mock Miranda Kerr's Photo Shoot, Miranda Kerr's GQ Shoot

Miranda's original comment: "I appreciate both men and women. I love the female body and truly appreciate the female form. I really enjoy sketching women, especially their backs. I definitely need a man in the bedroom, however - a nice strong chest to lie on. Still, I want to explore. Never say never."

Miranda Kerr, Dudes Mock Miranda Kerr's Photo Shoot, Miranda Kerr's GQ Shoot

Miranda Kerr, Dudes Mock Miranda Kerr's Photo Shoot, Miranda Kerr's GQ Shoot

Miranda's original comment: "Let's put it this way, I've had an orgasm in the air before. Alone. And together."

Miranda Kerr, Dudes Mock Miranda Kerr's Photo Shoot, Miranda Kerr's GQ Shoot

Miranda Kerr, Dudes Mock Miranda Kerr's Photo Shoot, Miranda Kerr's GQ Shoot

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