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The Best 'Who's Coming Over To Visit' Jokes on Twitter

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Joke formats can get played out quickly, but when they're done right, they can be quite wonderful. These guys took the setup of announcing that someone is coming over for a visit and absolutely ran wild with it. Here are 21 of the best ones, including the last one, which pretty much wraps the whole phenomenon up forever. Enjoy!

 

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This Building Looks Like A Couple Doing It Doggy Style

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Since we are a terribly perverted society, everything can look like something sexual to us, but for the architecture below it is warranted. The building, created by Atelier Van Lieshout, is called "Domestikator" and was designed for their large festival collection, "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" at the Ruhrtriennale music and arts festival in Bochum, Germany. And since that means nothing to you, the only important fact you should know is that it looks like two people doing it doggy style.

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Funny, Building Looks Like Couple Having Sex

Funny, Building Looks Like Couple Having Sex
Via Boing Boing

 

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Annoyed Diners Leave New Jersey Waitress 'LOL' As A Tip

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Well, here's a bit of news that will probably piss off waiters and waitresses everywhere.

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Jess Jones, a waitress at D'Jais Bar & Grill in Belmar, New Jersey, was left shocked when instead of receiving actual money as a tip, she received a "LOL," on the $112.03 bill instead.

According to Jess, the diners who left the "LOL" were a party of eight, and she warned them that since it was an unusually busy night, the kitchen would be busy and backed up. Jess says she tried to keep them happy by refilling their drinks and checking up on them.

"I would have preferred a '$0′ tip than a 'LOL' tip, but as a waitress, bad tips and harsh notes are all part of the job," the waitress said. "Even though they did wait an hour to eat, they remained satisfied with filled drinks and proper notice that the kitchen was a bit busier than normal. I've worked in the service industry for five years and I take pride in providing great service to my customers."

"My experience with this table was cruel and unnecessary but sadly it's not uncommon. With that said: Please be good to your waiters. I know it's annoying when things aren't right. I know how aggravating it is to receive a hefty bill when all night you've been wondering why the table that came in after you was served before you. But waiters are mere messengers most of the time, and it's wrong to shoot them, however bad the news."

Jess posted a picture of the receipt on Facebook where it has quickly gone viral.

Regardless of the service, it's still a dick move to leave a person who has nothing to do with the amount of time it takes for the food to come out of the kitchen an "LOL." It's also shocking that there are grown-ups still writing "LOL." Check out the full report below:

Rude Note on Receipt Gets Mayor's Attention

Via First We Feast

 

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A Topless Female Sunbather Was Revealed By Google Street View

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Apparently, a billion dollar company didn't properly blur out a topless woman at first after one of their cameramen photographed her sunbathing. Oops!

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A Google worker carrying around a portable street rig happened to take the photo of a semi-nude beachgoer on Cancun beach in Mexico. And yes, this guy gets to travel the world and take photos of nice beaches full of possibly topless women for Google. And he gets paid.

The woman is photographed standing next to some beach chairs, as well as next to a man. The only problem is that initially, the woman's face was blurred, but not her boobs. This was first noticed by a man named John Stansberry who was researching Mexico before a beach vacation.

The person who took the photo can been below in a reflection.

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Google eventually realized their mistake and blurred out the woman's goods, as well.

However, if you're eager to see this random lady's uncensored boobs, head over to the The Smoking Gun. (obviously NSFW)

h/t NY Daily News

This gal seems like a good time: Busty Australian Woman Flashes Google Street View Car

 

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Attention Meat Lovers: You're Probably Eating Ground Beef With Feces In It

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This bit of information might stop you from stuffing your face with a burger (but probably not, because we are all awful, gluttonous people).

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According to Consumer Reports, 458 pounds of ground beef from 26 cities across the country were tested by the consumer-safety magazine only to discover that all of the beef contained fecal contamination bacteria. Yep.

The fecal matter can cause blood or urinary tract infections. The test included conventionally raised cows and cows raised in a "sustainable" environment, which pretty much means the cows were antibiotic-free and grass fed. If you were leaning towards the meat with less poop in it, the report suggests you go with those rad, antibiotic-free cows since less bacteria was found in their beef.

Urvashi Rangan, the executive director of the Center for Food Safety and Sustainability at Consumer Reports, states "The most sustainable beef-production systems don't rely on any daily drugs, don't confine animals and do allow them to eat a natural diet. Our findings show that more sustainable can mean safer meat."

The study also reveals that 28 percent of Americans like their beef medium rare, which just makes it a bigger possibility that poop bacteria isn't cooked off.

28 percent is also the number of Americans who will be slightly concerned with this report. The rest will shrug their shoulders and continue to stuff their faces because 'Murica.

Via NY Post

 

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Famous Hollywood Directors With Famous Hollywood Daughters

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We've all seen our fair share of nepotism in Hollywood with famous directors casting their kids, but how about all the lovely Hollywood daughters stemming from Hollywood directors? It's right up there with rock 'n roll daughters. Take a look and love it.

Ron & Bryce Dallas Howard
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Bryce Dallas Howard hit it big with one of the largest blockbuster sequels this summer, including one of the biggest weekend openings ever. Her father, Ron Howard, is the classic voice behind "Arrested Development," as well as the man behind films like "Apollo 13" and "A Beautiful Mind" and "Frost/Nixon."

Francis Ford & Sofia Coppola
Famous Directors With Famous Daughters, Famous Directors And Their Hot Daughters
He's the genius behind "The Godfather" trilogy and "Apocalypse Now," and she's a director herself. Though she's credited in her father's "Godfather" films, Sofia directed classics like "The Virgin Suicides," "Lost in Translation" and will revisit Bill Murray's world with "A Very Murray Christmas." But we bet you didn't know she was related to other celebrities.

Richard & Lorelei Linklater
Famous Directors With Famous Daughters, Famous Directors And Their Hot Daughters
Richard Linklater, the director of the "Before Sunrise" saga and "Dazed and Confused," is the writer and director of the long-shot hit, "Boyhood," and he used his own daughter, Lorelei, as the daughter, Samantha, in the film.

Clint & Francesca Eastwood
Famous Directors With Famous Daughters, Famous Directors And Their Hot Daughters
Clint needs no introduction, but his beautiful daughter, Francesca Eastwood, is a face we can get used to, and likely will with the new fall TV reboot, "Heroes Reborn." She's only 22 years old, but her older half-sister, Alison, is also an actress as well, has been for awhile.

Steven & Sasha Spielberg
Famous Directors With Famous Daughters, Famous Directors And Their Hot Daughters
Steven has too many credits to even begin to list, but his daughter, Sasha Spielberg, is one of those annoying cases of directors casting their kids. As early as the age of 14, he cast her to play a role in his 2004 Tom Hanks film, "The Terminal," and later on in "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull."

Robert & Amy Redford
Famous Directors With Famous Daughters, Famous Directors And Their Hot Daughters
The original Great Gatsby's daughter, Amy Redford, is 45 years old and she's been around the acting scene for awhile with small roles in TV and movies like "Maid in Manhattan" and "Sunshine Cleaning." But recently, Amy has followed in her father's footsteps by getting into directing. She has two projects announced and going into production, one a dramedy and the other an adventure romance.

Ridley & Jordan Scott
Famous Directors With Famous Daughters, Famous Directors And Their Hot Daughters
Ridley Scott is one of our favorite sci-fi geniuses, and his daughter, Jordan, is a very successful photographer, actress and filmmaker. All four projects she's directed were also written by her as well, along with a dabble of acting, producing and real actor stunt work along the way.

Ernie & Blake Lively
Famous Directors With Famous Daughters, Famous Directors And Their Hot Daughters
He's been a steady actor since the 1970s with only one directing credit, "Sandman," in 1998. But that's more than enough for us to ogle over his incredible beautiful daughter, Blake Lively, who's wowed us in her films like "Savages." She got her start in acting from her father's one time in the director's chair. Thank goodness for "Sandman."

Andy Garcia & Dominik Garcia-Lorido
Famous Directors With Famous Daughters, Famous Directors And Their Hot Daughters
With a lot of odd directing credits dating back as early as 1993, we can't think of a good reason to include Andy Garcia, New York's Mayor in the new "Ghostbusters," except for the fact that his daughter, Dominik, is totally smoking. She appears in her father's project, "The Lost City," and has gone on to do a number of TV and film appearances. But mostly, she's just hot.

Jon Voight & Angelina Jolie
Famous Directors With Famous Daughters, Famous Directors And Their Hot Daughters
One directing credit for the famed actor with a 1995 TV movie, "The Tin Soldier," is enough to get us to post a photo of his daughter, Angelina Jolie. The rest needs no introduction, as both are exquisite actors, one of which is easy on the eyes. That's right, we're talking about you, Jon boy.

Tony & Joely Richardson
Famous Directors With Famous Daughters, Famous Directors And Their Hot Daughters
Tony Richardson is the late father of Joely who earned himself an Academy Award for Best Director on "Tom Jones." Joely is the popular actress from the surgical show, "Nip/Tuck," and the recent indie zombie hit, "Maggie." She had an actress sister, Natasha, who passed away in 2009 from a skiing accident.

Paul & Mira Sorvino
Famous Directors With Famous Daughters, Famous Directors And Their Hot Daughters
With only a few directing credits, including "The Trouble With Cali" for Goodfella, Paul Sorvino, his greatest accomplishment is his daughter, Mira, who got her name in acting well before she joined her father's cast in 2012. She's 47 years old and still red hot as ever.

 

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Today's Funny Photos


Horrible Photo IDs Come In Many Forms

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Unless you are ridiculously photogenic, it's more than likely that you aren't the biggest fan any of the photo IDs you've had to take through the years. Of course, looks alone aren't the only factor involved when it comes to terrible IDs. You'll pick up on that pretty quick when browsing this collection of some of the worst we've seen. Whether completely real or clearly fake, these identification cards would surely make you cringe if they weren't so absurdly funny.

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What You Can Learn About Getting Women From David Spade

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David Spade is short, over 50 years old and not particularly handsome by Hollywood standards. None of that stops him from dating more hot actresses and models than most talent agencies have on their roster. Haters will claim the girls are only attracted to his money and fame. That might play a part, but there is no way those are the only reasons. There are plenty of better-looking guys in Los Angeles who are richer and more famous than him, yet he's the one known as DiCaprio Lite. How does he do it? It turns out he's a relatively normal guy. He just does these simple things that anyone else can follow and reap similar female rewards.

Sense Of Humor
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This is obvious but it's still one of the biggest one turn-ons for women. He's absurd, self-deprecating, and sarcastic as hell. Most importantly, he's stayed funny over three decades, unlike other SNL alumni. While you won't be as funny as him, you need to always maintain your sense of humor. (Pictured: David Spade with model Jillian Grace and their daughter Harper)

Dresses Well
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Paparazzi follow Spade constantly and yet you almost never see a down-and-out photo of him. He always looks like he is either coming from or going to a party. He choose a great look, relaxed casual and trendy, and keeps up appearances. (Pictured: Spade with model Selita Ebanks)

Hustles
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David Spade is successful on all accounts. His achievements have more than paid the bills but that hasn't stopped him from working hard. He still sticks to his roots and books stand up comedy across the country all while he has recently written a book and starred in a new movie.

Accentuates Good Features
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Sure, Spade is only 5'7" and his body type might be "a little girlish," but the dude's got a healthy head of hair and flaunts it. He lets it grow and conditions those long blond locks. Girls will overlook other negative physical features if you give them a reason to, like great hair. (Pictured: Spade with "Joe Dirt" co-star Brittany Daniel)

Asks Out Hot Ladies

If he only asked out women who were "in his league," we'd never be writing this article. Gorgeous women often complain about not being asked out (catcalls don't count) because men are intimidated. There is power in just asking a woman out. So, be like Spade, summon up that self-esteem, and go for it. You have to play to win and he is always in line for a lottery ticket. (Pictured: Spade leaving restaurant after having dinner with two female companions)

Doesn't Kiss And Tell
David Spade, How David Spade Gets Women
There are a lot of rumors about whom he has dated. And the list includes many of the hottest babes of the last 20 years. Yet, we learn about these escapades through media and other's stories. When he goes on Howard Stern, he's hilarious but almost never gets cornered into talking about his love life. He is modest when he discusses his past and doesn't parade around like a teenager. (Pictured: Spade and actress Nicky Whelan)

Keeps His Sh*t Together
David Spade, How David Spade Gets Women
Normally, celebrity playboys have some story about a DUI, prostitute, melt down, or picture of a coke-ringed nose. Not him, he has a way to keep it together and under control over what we could only assume is the highest of temptation circumstances. (Pictured: Spade and actress Julie Bowen)

Keeps Fit

Spade seems the same size he was when he first got SNL. Maybe he's just lucky with great genes or maybe he a cardio junkie, either way it keeps him looking young. You never think, "Those were his fat years." Do whatever it takes for your body to stay trim. (Pictured: Spade and model Charlotte McKinney)

Knows Where The Party's At
David Spade, How David Spade Gets Women
Like a Jedi of the new-and-noteworthy, David is always seen at the most sought after events. Without appearing to have a social agenda, he enjoys the parties and continues to make connections to get the next invite. While we can't go to A-List events, you should always know what cool events are going on around you.

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You would think with all of the good luck it would have gone to his head. Nope, he still makes fun of himself first and hasn't lost his ability to not take himself too seriously. (Pictured: Spade and actress Nicollette Sheridan)

 

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A Boy Tripped In A Museum And Punched A Hole Through A Painting Worth $1.5 Million

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But tell us how you really feel about art, kid.

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What started off as an innocent visit to the museum turned out to be a nightmare. When the 12-year-old Taiwanese boy tripped, he caught himself...by accidentally punching a hole into a painting at the Face of Leonardo: Images of a Genius exhibition in Taipei.

Video caught a very healthy boy with a drink in hand (maybe he was drunk) trip over his own foot and land a fist size hole into a 350-year-old Pablo Porpora oil on canvas painting titled Flowers. A painting that is worth $1.5 million. I don't know if this kid's allowance will cover that.



Luckily for the boy, his family won't have to pay for the 17th century painting as exhibition organizer Sun-Chi-hsuan says the boy should not be blamed and the painting is insured.

The painting, which depicts flowers in a vase, is already being restored by well-known restorer Tsai Shun who says the goal is to "strengthen its structure," and not to retouch "the paint on the damaged area."

I guess someone should damaged one of this kid's drawings off his mom's fridge just to call it even.

Via The Guardian

 

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Drunk Guy Crashes Into Neighbor's Car, Attempts To Cover Own Smashed Car In Tarp

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Well this guy wasn't very good at attempting to hide evidence.

A drunk guy smashed into his neighbor's car below, only to drive away and do a terrible job hiding his own damaged car under a tarp...a few blocks away.

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When the victim awoke and found his car smashed, he decided to look for the culprit and found his car only a few blocks away parked in a driveway.

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I guess there was no tarp to cover up the empty beer cans the culprit left behind.

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According to the victim, "I was parked on the street and the entire side of the car was crunched. This damage could only have been done from someone coming out of their driveway. They disputed it. Luckily I had taken photos of their car before they magic erased my paint off of it. I had to drive a crashed car for 3 months while they wasted the insurance company's time. They never did own up to it but they were found guilty. They glare at me all the time like I'm a real asshole or something."

And he thought not being welcomed into the neighborhood with a fruit basket was a crime.

Via Playboy.

At least this isn't his neighbor: Drunk Guy Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out And Masturbates

 

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10 Horrible Crimes That God And The Devil Made People Do

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It's no secret that religion has been the excuse for mass killings and other terrible acts of violence throughout history. Whether that includes the Crusades, the Jihads, or the Jim Joneses, there are also the added cases that happen in our midst, sometimes in a neighborhood as innocuous as yours.

It's the unpredictability of those who think God or Satan or a little pink ferry is telling them to murder that is the scariest thought of all. And it is also what makes these diabolical mysteries so interesting. What caused these people to really do it? Was it a man upstairs, or a psychotic voice from within?

Mother Tries Drowning Three-Year-Old in Puddle
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One Spring day in Arizona, a neighbor heard screams coming from next door. He saw Victoria Soliz, 30, pushing her toddler's head into a puddle in an attempt to drown him. He called the police. She told the police that Jesus made her do it and that she was "self-medicating" with crystal meth for schizophrenia. Not the best treatment in my humble opinion.

"God Told Me to Cut Off Children's Heads"
People Doing Crimes Because Of God, God And The Devil Crimes
When decapitated corpses began showing up in the Ivory Coast, parents were afraid to let their children go outside and play. It was a mystery until a witness saw Drissa Coulibaly, 30, attacking two kids aged 14 and 10 with a machete.

"I would be made king," Coulibaly told police. Decapitations and mutilations happened until he was detained. Coulibaly confessed to at least three murders, but the verdict is still out on the other 17.

Missionary Rapes Children, Says, "The Devil Made Me Do It"
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Matthew Durham, a 19-year-old from Oklahoma, volunteered at an orphanage in Kenya. Between April and June of 2014, he would rape and force oral sex on victims aged 6 to 9, both girls and boys. In a deposition he wrote, "I took her to the bathroom and forced her to have sex with me. This happened on more than one occasion."

Durham told a friend that he had a demon living inside him named Luke who would force him to do such things. It was only when church members began noticing the children's strange behavior that they decided to confront Durham, forcing him to confess. He is currently on trial and has pled not guilty.

Greyhound Killer Thought Victim He Beheaded Was an Alien
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Remember this sick bastard? In 2008 Vince Li was accused of beheading and chowing on a fellow Greyhound passenger. Everyone gasped in horror and fled the bus, and the bus driver locked Li in, as everyone was forced to witness Li taunting the passengers with victim Tim McLean's head.

Anyway, the fucker thought God was telling him to save the world from an alien attack, and he thought McLean was an alien. Li is now receiving treatment for his schizophrenia in a mental health facility in Manitoba, Canada.

Mother Kills Baby in Public Because She Was "Afraid Someone Was Going to Eat Him"
People Doing Crimes Because Of God, God And The Devil Crimes
In March, a restaurant worker in Manhattan discovered a woman with a baby foaming at the mouth lying on her lap. "I put him to sleep with my hand," she said. Latisha Fisher, 35, believed her one-year-old would be eaten. She blamed the devil. Fisher was charged with second-degree murder.

Mom Crushes Children's Heads with Rock
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God allegedly told Deanna Laney, mother of three, that the world was going to end and that she needed to "get her house in order." Apparently that included murdering her three sons.

On Mother's Day of 2003, Laney smashed her Biblically-named children, Joshua and Luke, 8 and 6, with a large stone. The last thing they saw was their mother standing over their heads about to crush them. When she called the police, she told the 911 operator, "I just killed my boys. I don't think I did right by Aaron." Thankfully, she didn't, and the 15-month-old Aaron survived.

Laney was released in May 2012 after serving eight years in Kerrville State Hospital. Shit.

Boyfriend Cooks Girlfriend on Stovetop
People Doing Crimes Because Of God, God And The Devil Crimes
In 2008, police found an ear boiling in a pot and a hunk of flesh on a fork ready to be served at the residence of Christopher McCuin. The 25-year-old killed his 21-year-old girlfriend (who died of blunt force trauma to the head) and cooked parts of her body. McCuin later told investigators that God made him do it.

Mom Botches Home Circumcision
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One Portland woman thought she was too late to have a doctor perform a circumcision on her three-month-old son. So she did it herself.

Inspired by the Old Testament, 30-year-old Keemonta Peterson sat down to watch YouTube videos in order to train herself. Once ready, she took a knife to her child's penis and uncontrollable bleeding ensued. Luckily, the infant recovered. They sentenced Peterson to five years probation for being such a dunderhead.

Russian Teenagers Stab Four Victims 666 Times Each ... Then Eat Them
People Doing Crimes Because Of God, God And The Devil Crimes
Four Russian goths disappeared from their parents' home in June of 2008. In September, their limbs, hearts and scalps were discovered in a fire pit 300 miles north-east of Moscow.

Eight teenagers were arrested. Police discovered each victim had been stabbed exactly 666 times each, and later learned their body parts were consumed as part of a sickening Satanic ritual. They also found a dead rodent crucified on an upside-down cross.

One of the teens told investigators, "Satan will help me to avoid responsibility. I made lots of sacrifices to him." It was also disclosed that they once dug up a dead girl from her grave and ate her heart.

Jim Jones
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If you don't know who Jim Jones is by now, please crawl back under that rock.

Jones was the leader of the Peoples Temple, a religious cult based out of California. But they would eventually move to Guyana - those damn Cali living expenses - and set up camp in what they would call Jonestown.

On November 18, 1978, Jones would convince 918 people to "swallow the Kool-Aid." Before 9/11 it was considered the greatest single loss of life in American history. Originally dubbed a socialist paradise, it would literally turn into hell, with Jones scaring the bejesus out of his followers by telling them the government would inevitably come and kill them. He told them a more dignified death would be mass suicide.

While it is up to debate to say that God made Jim Jones kill, it is clear that his followers deemed Jones God himself, thus making them commit the unthinkable atrocity of ingesting cyanide.

 

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Some Jerk Canceled His Wedding Because Future Bride Wouldn't Send Him Nude Selfies

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In his defense, things like that don't happen after you get married, so this might have been his only shot at living the dream.

According to Gulte, a 33-year-old man from India recently canceled his wedding when his soon-to-be bride refused his multiple requests for nude selfies.

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Jithendra Ramakrishna's name is a damn nightmare and apparently so was his life, because he was set to wed a girl who refused to send him nudie pics of herself. But after his repeated requests for some amateur smut were denied, he threatened to cancel the wedding.

Both he and his bride-to-be are from the town of Thane, so Jithendra went straight to the bride's parents with his demands. On top of the nude selfies of their daughter, he also demanded a ton of cash for the "honor" of him calling her his wife.

Yeah, apparently you can't do that - even in India - and the parents called local police, who arrested both the groom and...wait for it...his family for violating the dowry act.

This guy wasn't happy because he was getting too much action: Mumbai Man Asks For Divorce Because Of Too Much Sex

 

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Wife Sees Her Husband With Mistress At Soccer Game On Live TV, Chaos Ensues

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You can't really get away with anything discreetly these days, and a man and his mistress learned that the hard way.

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A woman was watching a soccer game with her mother at home when the woman spotted her husband at the game...with his mistress. The couple clearly stood out in the crowd because they were one of the few people not wearing any team apparel.

The man, from Harbin, Heilongjiang province, probably didn't see the chaos about to go down as his wife and mother-in-law rushed to the football stadium after spotting him on television.

The woman and her mother were able to reach the stadium, where they dragged the mistress out by her hair, all while cursing at her, and all while the cheating husband was able to disappear. And that should tell you all you need to know about this guy.

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The three women were later seen getting into a taxi, so someone should probably check on that mistress' well being.

This occurred in China where it's pretty common for women who date married men to be publicly shamed, while the cheating husband barely gets any consequences. Don't know if he would currently be alive if that occurred in America.

Via Hong Kong FP.

This cheating husband wasn't so lucky: Chinese Woman Cuts Off Cheating Husband's Penis...Twice

 

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Rapper Makes Instagram Model Smell His Finger After Pleasuring Her In Public

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We told you about a wannabe rapper last year whose super fly pants got caught by the wind during a photo shoot and blew him into the lake behind him. When you're a real rapper like The Game, things are apparently much different than that. Actually, they're pretty much the exact opposite, like a "you get to finger an Instagram model in broad daylight and then make her smell your finger" kind of opposite.

According to Barstool Sports, that's exactly what happened yesterday with his girlfriend India Love. And despite the fact that it looks as though The Game knew he was being photographed while he was doing it, he went through with it anyway because he is The Game and you are not.

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This photo comes from Twitter, and it's not like we have proof, but this seems like something only a guy like The Game could get away with. I mean, maybe George Clooney or Jay Z as well, but you sure as shit wouldn't see a member of the Goo Goo Dolls pull this off.

Here's what would happen if you fingered Frosty the Snowman: This Girl's Frostbitten Fingers Will Make You Never Want To Drink In The Snow

 

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Playboy Playmate's 'Cheeky' Tattoo Is Appropriate When You Consider Where She Got It

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Yup, we're talking about her ass, guys.

According to Mandatory's Gary Dudak, Valerie Keil is a model probably best known for appearance as Playboy Playmate of the Month August 2013. And part of the reason she won that honor is the fact that she has an absolutely breathtaking hiney, even without a tattoo on her right butt cheek.

That is no longer the case. Well, she still has an amazing booty, but she recently got herself some ink:

Valerie Keil's 'Cheeky' Tattoo
Keil challenged her Instagram followers to guess what her latest tattoo says, leaving the hint that it started with a "C." Thankfully, the gang at Barstool Sports took the time to hold their faces against the screen in an effort to read it and "smell it," and after several minutes, they finally figured it out: "Cheeky."

Val Keil cheeky tattoo
Try topping that for your "workday."

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The Campaign Posters If The Presidential Nominees Were Donald Trump vs. Joe Biden

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Between Hillary Clinton trying to connect to today's youth and Donald Trump treating every interview like a promo for "WrestleMania," it's gearing up to be quite a memorable election for all the wrong reasons. But the worst-case scenario we could possibly run into is a battle between Joe Biden and Donald Trump for the presidency. At that point we should just let them enter a hot dog eating contest to determine the winner. If, by some awful chance, that was our ballot, here's how the campaign posters would probably look.

Funny, Joe Biden and Donald Trump Posters, Campaign Postersof Joe Biden And Donald Trump

Funny, Joe Biden and Donald Trump Posters, Campaign Postersof Joe Biden And Donald Trump

Funny, Joe Biden and Donald Trump Posters, Campaign Postersof Joe Biden And Donald Trump

Funny, Joe Biden and Donald Trump Posters, Campaign Postersof Joe Biden And Donald Trump

Funny, Joe Biden and Donald Trump Posters, Campaign Postersof Joe Biden And Donald Trump

Funny, Joe Biden and Donald Trump Posters, Campaign Postersof Joe Biden And Donald Trump

Funny, Joe Biden and Donald Trump Posters, Campaign Postersof Joe Biden And Donald Trump

Funny, Joe Biden and Donald Trump Posters, Campaign Postersof Joe Biden And Donald Trump

 

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A Guy Built A Secret Smoking Lounge Behind A Bookcase Trapdoor

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Real men smoke in little, secret lounges behind bookcase trapdoors because the lady won't let them smoke anywhere near her because of secondhand smoking and whatnot. Therefore, the guy below decided to build his own secret smoking lounge behind a bookshelf. Ron Swanson would approve.

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"I built this bookcase entirely from raw materials to fit the old door opening to the coal chute room."

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"This is the bookcase opening itself after clicking the hidden latch."

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"Fully opened. The bookcase is attached to a frame of the same 3/4″ poplar I made the bookcase out of. The door frame was tediously shimmed to be perfectly level with a laser before being screwed down securely to the wall stud with about 24 screws. The top frame was done the same way, but horizontally and to leave the correct spacing on top of the bookcase."

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"This is the first view when you walk in (if someone went ahead to turn the lights on, of course.)"

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"Cheap vinyl highback chair that I think used to be in a salon... at least it smells like it anyways."

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"An electric lamp that looks like an oil lamp from my dad's basement and my prized possession: a replica of the idol from Raiders of the Lost Ark."

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"This is the view from the rear left corner, you can see the room is only about 5′ x 12′. Not a lot to work with, so I went more minimal. Behind the blue piece of rigid insulation board is the original coal chute, that I can prop open and put a fan in the opening to ventilate the room. The electric fireplace can run just fake fire, or two levels of heat for space heating. It will be great in winter since it gets cold in a room with 6 sides of concrete under the front porch."

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"Here are some select items I decorated with. The wooden ship I got at an estate sale on half-off day for $17, the antlers I picked up on a hike 10 or 15 years ago and never had a use for until now."

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"This is the view from the front right corner, past the fireplace. The small desk was from my dad's basement and is a perfect resting place for my tobacciana. The lamp was a $3 find from a garage sale, thanks Andy!"

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"A cheapo metal/plastic coat rack I couldn't pass up."

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"Detail view of the 1/4″ plywood and pine I used to make the trim more interesting, and look better since nothing is square in the entire house!"

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"My small collection of tobacciana"

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"My three wooden pipes, the only one I bought new was the Churchwarden from the Petersen store in Dublin as a souvenir."

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"The view from my chair. I was bursting with pride when I first sat down and it was all done."

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"The back of the bookcase door. This raccoon print I got in college and the wife won't let me hang it anywhere else!"

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"A close up of the deadbolt (panic room, amirite) and the door latch I modified to work with a steel cable running to the latch."

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"This is a residential door auto-closer I got for $25 from Lowes. I rigged it to auto-open instead."

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
"A close up of the door latch striker plate and deadbolt plate on the top of the door frame."

Living, Man Builds Secret Smoking Lounge, Man Has Secret Smoking Lounge Behind Library Door
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Porn Stars Read Mean Comments About Themselves To Remind Everyone They Have Feelings

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While Jimmy Kimmel's "Mean Tweets" lets celebrities read mean tweets about themselves on air, this particular segment allows porn stars to read the meanest comments on their videos out loud. Some of these are quite brutal, but it's quite easy to write awful things about someone from the safety of your bedroom. But keep in mind that all of these people make more money than us, so they win.


And here's part one of this segment if you haven't had enough.

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