Youth Cheerleading Coach Loses Job For Showing Up To Practice Wearing Racist Shirt

August 25, 2015, 9:06 am

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It may come as no surprise that this story is out of Alabama. It may come as a surprise that the morons who wore the shirts below say they were just joking.


According to WAFF, Brian McCracken was the assistant vice president of the Boaz youth cheerleading squad. That is, until he showed up to a practice last week with his buddy Brian McDowell and they were both wearing racist t-shirts.

We have not been able to determine which Brian is which, but it really doesn't matter. One of them is wearing a shirt with a Ku Klux Klan member on it with the tagline "Boys In The Hood," and the other just went with a more simple message of "White Pride."

A former volunteer coach named Kayleigh Tipton complained to Commissioner Kenny Jones about the t-shirts, and McCracken and his wife, who was also a coach, have since resigned. Jones also says they "ended up taking care of the situation" by expressing to parents that this type of discriminatory apparel is not allowed.

However, the major injustice here is that Tipton, the volunteer coach who was rightfully offended and reported the racist actions of McCracken and his friend, has since been asked by Jones to not return as a volunteer coach. Many are speculating that this is retribution for her complaint. Obviously, that is not cool, but Jones says this decision has nothing to do with that.

Hmm.

More awful racist behavior: Nasty Racist Woman Verbally Bashes Parking Garage Employee

 

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The Most Epic Birthday Parties Of All Time

August 26, 2015, 1:50 am

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Your birthday only comes once a year (unless you're born on February 29th, in which case you're a freak of nature anyways), so why not go balls to the wall in celebrating it? Spare no expense, make no concessions to common decency, and throw the party of your life. Not to be morbid, but every birthday could be your last, and you don't want to go to your grave knowing that you didn't party your hardest. In this article, we'll spotlight ten birthday parties that pushed the envelope, intentionally or not.

46-Hour Party

Typically, your birthday lasts 24 hours, same as everybody else. But German man Sven Hagemeier decided to play a little prank on the concept of time by having a 46 hour birthday. How'd he do it? On the special day, he hopped on a plane in Auckland, New Zealand and flew back across the International Date Line to Honolulu, Hawaii. By doing so he essentially set his clock back 20 hours, so when he touched down it was exactly midnight on the 24th again. His wife was waiting for him at the airport, and the pair enjoyed Hagemeier's birthday together. He also made the Guinness Book for his extra-long birthday.

Huge Egomaniac Party

We're going to be interspersing tales of celebrity birthday parties in this list along with normal folks, because when you have an insane amount of money you spend it on some really dumb stuff. Former American Idol host Simon Cowell is well-known for being full of himself, but his 50th birthday party took things to a very disturbing level. With a price tag of over $1.5 million, the bash - hosted at the Wrotham Park manor in England - was a monument to Cowell's ego. The tablecloths were embroidered with his silhouette, waiters wore masks of his face, and a giant picture of Cowell's mug was projected on the front of the building.

Playboy Mansion Party

Turning 18 is one of the biggest milestones in American life. You can vote, be emancipated from your parents and die for your country. The only thing you can't legally do is drink. Unfortunately, when Jeff Lake threw his 18-year-old daughter Olivia a lavish, Playboy-themed party in January 2015, he forgot that bit. Two hundred thirsty teens showed up for the bash, which featured scantily-clad women and lots of booze. Olivia's mother had previously Tweeted her daughter, calling her the "baddest bitch in town" and telling her "don't get arrested." Hey, Mom: maybe a little more show, a little less tell with these important moral lessons.

Toddler Fashion Show

Most of these insane parties are held for adults, or at least teens who can appreciate them. But this one boggles the mind, as a Chinese mother spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on a lavish birthday party for her two year old daughter. Themed as a fashion show, the woman dropped $160,000 on designer outfits from Dior, Prada and Louis Vuitton for her toddler and rented out a hotel in Shanxi province for her to walk the runway in front of guests. The whole spectacle was absurd, compounded by the fact that the kid will probably not remember a minute of it.

Finance Industry 60th

If you were to come up with a most hated class of people for the early 2000s, "Wall Street traders" would probably rank slightly lower than Al-Quaeda. The financial industry spent money like it was water in those days, and one of the most outrageous examples was Blackstone Group chairman Stephen Schwarzman. For his 60th birthday, Schwarzman dropped a flabbergasting $3 million on renting out the 7th Regiment Armory in New York and having Rod Stewart play a private concert.

Celebrity B-Ball Jam

Kanye West doesn't do anything small-time, but his recent 38th birthday party was so over the top that it's absurd. Wife Kim Kardashian rented out the entire Staples Center in Los Angeles so Yeezy could play a game of basketball with a bunch of his celebrity friends, including Justin Bieber and Pusha T. A few legit NBA players also showed up to lend their hoops expertise. She also hired the Laker Girls to cheer from the sidelines. Just renting the Staples Center came in at a cool $110,000, but this pair has more scratch than they know what to do with, so whatever. Greatest birthday of all time.

Massive Farmhouse Party

In August of 2014, a Michigan guy named James Taylor decided to throw a birthday party for a friend at the Mecosta County farmhouse that's been in his family for a hundred years. Little did he know that the bash would rapidly spiral out of control to involve a whopping 2,000 people from as far away as Miami, Florida. He put the word out on Facebook at 4PM the day of the party and was flabbergasted by the response. Taylor's house was so packed that people could not move from room to room, and six drug overdoses were reported during the festivities.

Five Parties In Five Time Zones

Thankfully, the "celebutante" era that saw no-talent dunderheads like Paris Hilton gain worldwide fame seems to be over. Hilton, who got attention for no other reason than by being rich and tasteless, celebrated her 21st birthday in typically grandiose form by throwing a five-day bash that included shindigs in London, Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Tokyo and New York. Guests traveled the world with Hilton and her entourage at a reported cost of $75,000 per person.

Dutch Birthday Riot

Social media has completely changed the way people get invited to parties. It used to be the host had to tell you directly or you had to know somebody who was going. But in the era of open Facebook profiles, no party remains secret for long. A Dutch teenager named Merthe posted an invite to her bash, but instead of clicking "Family And Friends" on the privacy settings, she left it on "Everyone." Police estimate some 30,000 people received the invitation, and 3,000 of them showed up to the small town of Haren looking to party. The girl and her parents were evacuated to a safe location and riot police were called in to disperse the crowd, which involved a good deal of skull cracking.

Leonardo DiCaprio's 40th

We're going to close this one out with another celebrity party, because the rich and famous sure know how to do it up. Leonardo DiCaprio is well known as a serious partier, and when he turned 40 his friends spared no expense to throw him a massive party at West Hollywood's Soho House. The private club was packed wall-to-wall with models, and attendees report an insane amount of money was spent on some of the highest-caliber booze in the world. One guest dropped a half a million on ten bottles of Ace of Spades champagne, for God's sake.

 

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A Bride Cut Through Her Chastity Belt And The Internet Did What They Do Best And Photoshopped Her

August 26, 2015, 2:18 am

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I wasn't aware that in the year 2015 chastity belts were still a thing, but apparently they are, and it was made evident by the bride below who was photographed cutting through her chastity belt at her wedding.



The photograph was posted on the Internet, and of course the Internet flexed their muscles to photoshop the hell out of it. Here's what they came up with.

Via Reddit

The Internet struck again: A Couple Asked For Photoshop Help And The Internet Rose To The Occasion (Again)

 

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10 Superhero Movies NOT Based on Comics in the Last 10 Years

August 26, 2015, 2:20 am

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When discussing the greatest superhero movies that weren't actually based on any preexisting source material, most people's minds go to films like "Unbreakable" and "The Incredibles." And as incredible as they may be, they're starting to became a little dated when it comes to recent examples. So we decided to focus on the past 10 years only as we try to decipher whether it's the concepts behind comic books that make them so intriguing, or if larger-than-life hero movies are even worth the time if they aren't directly pulled from a previous work (not to mention their bizarre knack for one word titles and blue-tinted promotional imagery).

Chronicle (2012)

Some would argue that the worst thing about the new "Fantastic Four" movie (besides being a general train wreck) is that it is essentially based on the comic books in name only. Fans don't tend to be too fond of drastic changes to source material, which is probably one of many reasons why director Josh Trank's latest superhero epic failed so miserably. However, maybe this just means he should stick to original stories like his debut effort "Chronicle." While not exactly a pulse pounding thrill ride, the idea of taking a found footage approach to the traditional superhero origin story seemed to work pretty well, with the film not only generating over ten times its $12 million budget, but also garnering enough positive buzz to warrant a sequel.

Super (2010)

Of course, there are other directors out there who can nail the superhero genre in any form. Take James Gunn, for instance. Before he was breaking the box office with Marvel's "Guardians of the Galaxy," he had already written two films based around superhero characters that weren't based on anything from comic books. While his first foray into such material, "The Specials," was released in 2000 and followed the misadventures of lackluster superheroes, his follow up effort "Super" (which he also directed) went on to become a cult classic. It centered around a somewhat unstable man who decides to take on the criminal element as a masked vigilante after his wife leaves him. While the film itself could be considered a fairly substantial bomb due to grossing less than half a million dollars on a $2.5 million budget, there are those who consider it a superior version of the comic-based film "Kick-Ass," which was released in the U.S. nearly a year prior but shared a very similar theme of becoming superheroes in a realistic world.

Special (2006)

Not to be confused with "The Specials," which we mentioned in our previous entry, "Special" focuses on superpowers in a much different way than anything else on this list. Namely, those powers only exist as a figment of lead character Les' (Michael Rapaport) imagination due to some bad pharmaceuticals. Another low budget film that didn't exactly wow everyone who saw it nor pull in much money, it's still a very intriguing entry in the "superhero films not based on comics" genre, as the only other movie to remotely tackle a similar plot of unhinged people thinking they have superpowers would be the 1999 movie "Mystery Men." Even then, "Mystery Men" would still probably have more in common with "The Specials" than "Special."

Hancock (2008)

Are you starting to notice that when superhero films aren't revolved around comics, they tend to be much darker? If not, try watching "Hancock" and see if it changes your mind. Whether it's the first half of the film, which follows a drunken John Hancock (Will Smith) as he flies around Los Angeles barely doing more good than harm, or the second half which delves into his much too convoluted backstory involving a race of near extinct immortals that get weaker when they are close to one another, you are looking at a superhero movie that's as gritty as it is disjointed and at times completely illogical. Fortunately, the films stellar cast alone is enough to keep it from being a total dud, although it had critics virtually split down the middle.

Push (2009)

Before Chris Evans hit it big as Captain America (but after he shat the bed as the Human Torch in two "Fantastic Four" movies), he decided to give big budget superheroes another go with the generally panned sci-fi thriller "Push." Featuring a very generic plot involving shadowy government organizations, erasing memories and psychic characters classified with names like "Pushers," "Movers," "Watchers" and "Shifters," this film tries so hard to be original that it comes off horribly cliché. While it was able to gross roughly $10 million more than it cost, we find it hard to believe than anyone who saw it will be clamoring for a sequel, even if it did get a limited comic book prequel series in its honor just prior to the film's release.

Sky High (2005)

Let's try to get back on pace with a superhero movie that was actually pretty well received all-around. And with good reason. Some of the best movies out there are the ones that can take a familiar genre and put a fun yet seemingly obvious spin on it. In the case of "Sky High," we have superheroes meet high school, as we follow teenager Will Stronghold as he not only realizes his parents are superheroes, but that they've sent him to a high school that trains kids to follow in their parents' footsteps. What follows is a highly entertaining tale of a superhero/teenager coming into his own which is both relatable and enjoyable for the entire family.

Zoom (2006)

Much like the previously mentioned "Super," which had the misfortune of featuring a plot very closely related to a previously released superhero film, "Zoom" had a concept so similar to "Sky High" that it's even difficult to tell the posters apart. Be that as it may, the film's special effects are so poorly done and its plot so terribly executed that had it beaten "Sky High" to theaters, it is entirely possible that that it would have never been green-lit. Just to prove we aren't being unnecessarily harsh, either, we'd like to point out that "Zoom" actually has a lower Tomatometer rating (coming in at a whopping 3%) than one of this years biggest superhero bombs "Fantastic Four." Considering this movie came out at a time when poor computer graphics weren't that big of a deal as long as the movie itself was decent, that's never a good sign.

MegaMind (2010)

Of all the computer animated movies that come out these days, we're surprised "Megamind" was never given a sequel. Having grossed well over twice its $130 million budget worldwide, somehow it still wound up being DreamWorks Animation's lowest-grossing CG film. Nevertheless, it was still praised by most critics as being visually invigorating and very funny despite many of them finding it fairly run-of-the-mill in terms of both the superhero and animation genres. However, with a voice cast featuring the likes of such A-listers as Will Ferrell, Brad Pitt, Tina Fey and Jonah Hill, perhaps the effort of getting them back together again would be more trouble than it was ultimately worth.

Paper Man (2009)

Ryan Reynolds clearly isn't going to stop doing superhero films until he stars in a hit, so it should come as no shock that he dabbled outside the world of comic-based properties in the 2009 indie movie "Paper Man." While this could hardly be considered a superhero movie in line with the others since the only superpowered character is Reynolds' imaginary Captain Excellent, it was just barely considered anything but a mess by critics who saw it as overly quirky to the point of being too gimmicky for its own good. In the end, the stories main conflicts just weren't fleshed out enough to feel like a story worth telling, even if the imaginary superhero friend angle was quite original in and of itself.

Guardians (2016)

For the final film on our list, we decided to take a trip into the near future. "Guardians," also known as "Zashchitniki" in its native Russia, is already being hailed as the country's first superhero blockbuster months before it's even due to hit theaters. But with a teaser trailer like the one released earlier this month, it's not hard to see what all the fuss is about. Centering on a squad of Cold War test subjects given special powers who are called to task for another major mission in the present day, we can only hope it will translate to the screen as interestingly as it sounds.

 

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Hot Blonde Reels In Huge Bull Shark, Puts Your Fishing Skills To Shame

August 26, 2015, 2:46 am

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I would be okay with a "Jaws" remake staring her. At the very least she can replace Ian Ziering in "Sharknado."



Darcie Arahill, a 26-year-old correspondent for Coastal Angler Magazine, posted a video of her reeling in a massive bull shark, (and letting it go eventually), and apparently she's quite the fisherman. Darcie constantly shares fishing tips with others and shows her catches on her YouTube channel that currently sports over 13,000 subscribers. Yes, those are all fishing enthusiasts. Every last one of them...

After watching the video below of Darcie's fight with a bull shark, scroll through her Instagram photos to get to know Darcie a tad better.

Bug season 2015! First lobster of the year!🎣😃🐟💙👙 #Darcizzle #DarcizzleOffshore #lobstering #flogrown #thetugisthedrug #girlswhofish #spinylobster

A photo posted by Darcie Arahill (@_darcizzle_) on Aug 8, 2015 at 1:33pm PDT

Commercial fishing & power chumming with @JohnWhipperSnapper out of Big Pine Key!🎣We caught a 60lb haul of yellowtails and mangrove snappers!👏🐟 I had blast this weekend, thanks for putting me on the fish @amusolino3!😊💪💙 #Darcizzle #DarcizzleOffshore #teamwhippersnapper #snapperfishing #flogrown #commercialfishing #angler #yellowtailsnapper #fishporn #accuratefishing #fishhard #saltlifeoptics

A photo posted by Darcie Arahill (@_darcizzle_) on Aug 3, 2015 at 4:09pm PDT

📅Check out my Calendar SALE!📅 They are going fast, the calendar starts in June so don't worry! Click the BLUE💙 link on my IG profile page to get this picture and many more!! 📆👙☺️ #Darcizzle #DarcizzleOffshore #bikinibod #waterbaby #Flogrown #angler #girlswhofish #bikiniready #bikinibottom #calendargirls #bikinilife

A photo posted by Darcie Arahill (@_darcizzle_) on Jul 23, 2015 at 3:47pm PDT

TWO for Tuesday's!🐟🐟 Not one, but two delicious triple tails!🎣 I caught both by stalking each one for awhile under weed mats and eventually landing the small piece of dead bait right in front of their faces!!😬👙👏💙 @Hoo_Rag #Darcizzle #tripletail #DarcizzleOffshore #offshore #fishporn #bikinigirl #twofortuesdays #angler #hoorag #fishporn #seadek #saltlifeoptics

A photo posted by Darcie Arahill (@_darcizzle_) on Jul 21, 2015 at 6:09pm PDT

WahoOoOo Wednesday's!!🐟 No doubt one of my favorite fish to catch!!🎣👙👍 What's your biggest wahoo to date? Comment below!👇 #Darcizzle #wahoo #DarcizzleOffshore #accuratereels #thetugisthedrug #saltlifeoptics #seadek #Flogrown #angler #fishporn #girlswhofish

A photo posted by Darcie Arahill (@_darcizzle_) on Jul 15, 2015 at 3:56pm PDT

🐟WAHOO, WAHOOOO! First of the season for us, landed this morning before work!👏🏻Caught on the Ballyhood Saltwater Lure red/black wahoo express🎣 130' out of Boynton at first light. 32lbs. Go get YOURS! It's full moon🌕wahoo season in SoFlo--😁 Tag me in your summertime FL wahoo pics!📷 I wanna see them!!👙💙 #Darcizzle #DarcizzleOffshore #wahoo #wahoofishing #ono #offshorefishing #flogrown #seadek #thetugisthedrug

A photo posted by Darcie Arahill (@_darcizzle_) on Jul 1, 2015 at 4:39pm PDT

Happy Hump Day! I got my first chance to try Bow Fishing over the weekend!💘 Don't worry, no fish were hurt during this filming. Harder than it looks! Looking forward to shooting some rays real soon with @FetchinSouthWest! 👍😊👙🐟 #Darcizzle #bowfishing #angler #fetchinfish #bowhunting #girlswhofish #waterbaby

A photo posted by Darcie Arahill (@_darcizzle_) on Feb 25, 2015 at 7:20am PST

Sunday FUNDAY at Fire Island🔥 Bellport Beach, NY!👙 Where is your favorite beach? Comment below! 👇💙🌊 #Darcizzle #longhairdontcare #DarcizzleOffshore #waterbaby #bikinigirl #flogrown #blondesdoitbetter #saltlifeoptics

A photo posted by Darcie Arahill (@_darcizzle_) on Jul 12, 2015 at 9:34am PDT

Lobster Season 2015!👙Check my NEW YouTube Video🎥- How to catch, clean and cook lobster!🍴Click the BLUE💙 link on my IG profile page to check it out!!🎣🐟 #Darcizzle #DarcizzleOffshore #lobstering #waterbaby #fishporn #freediving #snorkeling #angler #YouTubeChannel #YouTubeLife #YouTubeVideos

A photo posted by Darcie Arahill (@_darcizzle_) on Aug 17, 2015 at 7:21am PDT

 

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The Top 10 Greatest TV Bars Of All Time

August 26, 2015, 2:50 am

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Nothing beats enjoying a drink at your favorite bar. Whether it's the crowd, the music, or an incomparable cocktail, there are many factors that make a watering hole superior. Over the years, television series have taken us to many bars - from dive to divine - with counters we'd love to sidle up to and bartenders we'd love to chat with if we could only crawl inside that small screen. Here we toast the 10 greatest TV bars ever.

#10 - MacLaren's Pub ("How I Met Your Mother")

In an effort to illustrate to his kids how he met their mother, "How I Met Your Mother's" Ted Mosby mostly reveals the shockingly vast amount of time he and his buddies spent drinking in a bar. MacClaren's Pub was the setting for this hit sitcom's best moments and here we learned very intimate details about all their lives and loves. Our parents' tales of yore mostly centered around dream car sightings and family spats incited by casserole recipes. But in New York City, young adults are just as hip as the spaces in which they choose to tie one on, and MacClaren's may not be chic, but it attracts a devoted crowd of beautiful people.

#9 - Rosie's Bar ("M*A*S*H")

Being a wounded American soldier in the Korean War is bad enough, but imagine if all the surgeons working to patch you up were a bunch of inebriated bastards. Yes, that's a bit of an exaggeration, and the medical staff of "M*A*S*H's" 4077^th were always upmost professionals while at work, but when they were off duty, like the Omega Mus, they sure did know how to party. And Rosie's Bar was a frequent stop of theirs to let off steam, drowning the sorrows of war in whatever bottle of booze could make it across the front lines.

#8 - The Peach Pit After Dark ("Beverly Hills, 90210")

With all the nightlife LA has to offer, if "Beverly Hills, 90210" taught us anything it was that the only place to be was The Peach Pit After Dark. Spending days on end in the diner portion of the enterprise was just not enough. The venture needed to expand so they could drink and rock out right next door. Who needs the poser crowds of Hollywood and The Sunset Strip!? So our rich kid heroes convinced alta cocker Nat to adjoin a nightclub on the premises and he abided. The Peach Pit After Dark was such a hotspot that it overcame a merry-go-round of inexperienced, underage business partners to go on to host the likes of The Flaming Lips and Christina Aguilera!

#7 - Merlotte's Bar And Grill ("True Blood")

Definitely a workplace of diversity, as it employed a shape-shifter, vampire, magical fairy, witch, and a medium. And although they all seemed to be elsewhere on one supernatural adventure after the next, no one seemed to complain about the service. Merlotte's would often serve as a makeshift home base during many deadly crises. And although lots of staff members and customers alike were killed or somehow harmed in or around the premises, this was the only bar in town, so no matter how many Yelp reviews or warnings might appear on their page, the beers and shots kept aflown' through it all.

#6 - The Drunken Clam ("Family Guy")

Who says they don't know how to party in Rhode Island? Animated proof is the Drunken Clam, like most of the bars on this list, the launching pad for many an episodic adventure. Here Peter Griffin and friends find legendary ways to stir up trouble and simultaneously spend precious time away from their wives and girlfriends. Pawtucket Patriot beer is the drink of choice at this beacon for celebrities and other famous notables. Not only have the likes of Jesus, God, and Death patronized The Clam, but, most impressively, so has - at the very height of her popularity - the irresistible Molly Ringwald.

#5 - Bada Bing! ("The Sopranos")

Unlike most real life strip clubs, the Bada Bing! is no Disneyland. It is the place where gangster hits are discussed, planned, greenlit, or canceled. A place where employees are prone to beatings, assaults, and even murder. Maybe it's more like Sea World. But as with everything in "The Sopranos" universe, there is something unavoidably tantalizing about The Bing! that has nothing to do with the topless staff. Our fascination with the mob and their (mis)deeds goes way back, but "The Sopranos" and HBO took it to a whole new level as an evolutionary marker in the progression of series television. And by the grace of Godfather, we got to eavesdrop into this 21 and over playground without the hassle of a warrant or wiretap. A terrible destination we couldn't avoid peering into - a place from which if one got eighty-sixed, they could well wind up six feet under.

#4 - Paddy's Pub ("It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia")

There are rats, carbon monoxide leaks, and general despair here, and those are some of the better amenities. In other words, the quintessential South Philly bar. "Always Sunny in Philadelphia's" Paddy's Pub has been host to many things - allegedly including the historic cracking of the Liberty Bell - but steady success is not one of them. Run by a quintet of underachieving, unethical schemers, a pattern of neglect has created a dirty, uninviting watering hole - yet somehow they've never failed an inspection. "Sunny's" broken home might be as dark and depressing as the antics deployed by its caretakers if those antics weren't so damn hilarious.

#3 - Moe's Tavern - ("The Simpsons")

A proud purveyor of Duff beer, Moe's and Paddy's share a common dinginess and were both once transformed briefly into gay bars. One of Springfield's most squalid drinkery, it is none-the-less a second home to the likes of Homer, Lenny, and Barney Gumbel. Moe himself is the host with the most... though what might end that sentence could be anger, unprofessionalism, or susceptibility to continually fall for prank phone calls. The second animated bar on our list, Moe's Tavern might be a bit more lowbrow than The Clam, but since its been providing us nonstop entertainment for the last twenty-five years and counting, it ranks high here on our pub crawl.

#2 - The Regal Beagle ("Three's Company")

When misunderstandings wrought too much chaos into the "Three's Company" roommates' home lives, there was always an escape. An escape called the Regal Beagle. There was something romantic about this bar - and not because of the mostly misconstrued, sexual exploits of its patrons. It was small but grand with deep booths covered in scarlet red tablecloths, lots of sultry ferns, a suited barman, and female servers dressed as barmaids. The white wine flowed endlessly - frequently splashed into someone's face or atop their head - and we suspect there was a kitchen though they only seemed to serve cold sandwiches. Regardless, The Beagle dutifully served a young, vibrant Santa Monica crowd and their landlords.

#1 - Cheers ("Cheers")

Billed as the bar "where everybody knows your name," after eleven delightfully hilarious seasons, it was the name "Cheers" that was recognized the world over. With the exception perhaps of Paddy's, all the above establishments were divergent settings where the action either precipitated from, was carried along in or conclusively debriefed. Here Cheers was the action, a stage in bar's clothing, where comedy and romance and binding relationships were served each week to a happily parched audience. We didn't need to actually go out for a drink those nights "Cheers" would air - what occurred in that beautiful bar was better than anything we could find outside in real life. Not only one of television's best places of business, but our greatest television bar of all time.

 

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10 Recent 'Celebrities' We've Already Forgotten

August 26, 2015, 3:04 am

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Andy Warhol coined the phrase "15 minutes of fame," and in today's society, it's more prevalent than ever. It seems nowadays celebrities rise and fall like herpes, only lasting a short while until the public douses them with Valtrex, killing them for good. Here are a few examples of that.

Rebecca Black

Claim to fame: "Friday"
Why people cared: In 2011 a YouTube video titled "Friday" broke the Internet. It was quickly dubbed the "worst song ever" and soon everyone in the world knew about it. People sang it at work, in bars, and possibly on Vietnamese rice paddies to pass the time.

Spencer Pratt

Claim to fame: "The Hills"
Why people cared: The immensely hatable, flesh-colored-beard-havin' douchebag of the century Spencer Pratt became famous after "The Hills." Today, no one knows whether he is alive or dead or really who cares for that matter. In 2010, he appeared on "Late Show with David Letterman" and claimed nightclubs paid him $100,000 for merely stepping into them, which brought his loathsomeness to an new high and eventually a breaking point. He has since drifted back into obscurity where he belongs.

Tiffany "New York" Pollard

Claim to fame: "Flavor of Love"
Why people cared: Like Pratt, Tiffany Pollard - known as "New York" - flew into the public eye due to America's fascination with sheer repugnance. She first appeared on Flavor Flav's dating show "Flavor of Love" in 2006. In one instance, Pollard got ghetto, someone spit into her mouth, and later got her own reality series called "I Love New York." It brought American culture to a new low and has since been seared into everyone's memory like a genital wart that won't go away.

Mystery (The Pickup Artist)

Claim to fame: "The Pickup Artist"
Why people cared: Remember this titanic helping of a douche? Somewhere around 2007 magician Erik von Markovik gave himself the nickname "Mystery" and began teaching hopeless goobers how to get chicks. "The Pickup Artist" lasted two seasons (thank Jesus) and "Mystery" is no more.

Antoine Dodson

Claim to fame: "Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, cause they rapin' errybody out here."
Why people cared: In 2010, a rapist terrorized the Lincoln Park housing project in Alabama. One particular victim, Kelly Dodson, was being interviewed by the media when her brother, Antoine, stole the stage. He taunted the rapist with such words as, "We got your T-shirt and you left finger prints. You are so dumb, you are really dumb. For real." Sixty million views later, Antoine was a bonafide celebrity. "And you can run and tell dat, homeboy."

Octomom

Claim to fame: Having eight children in her womb.
Why people cared: Nadya Soleman, known as Octomom, was an inspiration to all. She gave birth to octuplets in January of 2009. But her endearing status would fade, as a short time later it would be revealed that she had six other children and was unemployed and on welfare. Fast forward three years, and she's making a porno called "Octomom Home Alone" and stripping. Her 14 children were unavailable for comment about how they feel about that.

Ylvis

Claim to fame: "What Does the Fox Say?"
Why people cared: Two Norwegian weirdos released a music video in 2013 and dressed up as animals and made animal noises and soon had 500 million views on their hands. Everyone loved it. However, the comedy duo seems to have reached their peak with "What Does the Fox Say?" and will probably never achieve such acclaim again. But I'm hoping they do.

Gotye

Claim to fame: "Somebody I Used to Know"
Why people cared: Is it just me, or did Gotye become somebody we used to know? Punned. Gotye, an Aussie, broke into international stardom in 2011 but appears to have disappeared. Was it a one-hit wonder? We shall see.

William "Shebang" Hung

Claim to fame: Auditioning for American Idol.
Why people cared: It was off-key and embarrassing, but everyone loved him for it. Or loved the laughter it afforded them. Hung has since lapsed into a quiet life. Reports say he is now working as a technical crime analyst for the LA Sheriff's Department.

Snooki

Claim to fame: "Jersey Shore"
Why people cared: Like almost everyone on this list, Snooki captured the imagination of audiences everywhere by being a complete and utter boob. With the skin and the stature of an Oompa Loompa, it was so easy to hate Snooki it was almost unfair. She has recently started a family, so let's see how that goes.

 

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Every Episode of Ghost Adventures That's Ever Aired

August 26, 2015, 3:50 am

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I enjoy those silly ghost-hunting shows as much as anyone else, but there's something different about Ghost Adventures. That difference is the fact that the investigators dress like Ed Hardy outlet store models and yell at "ghosts" like high school bullies shoving nerds in lockers. If you've never seen the show or even if you're an avid fan you'll get a full summary of everything you need to know from these descriptions.

 

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Watch This Irish Boxer Take On An Angry Turkish Mob And Hold His Own

August 26, 2015, 3:14 am

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Well, I guess I should cancel my vacation to Istanbul, Turkey.


An Irish tourist, taking a vacation in Turkey for some reason, had to fight off an angry mob when he did something so terrible, so offensive, I couldn't believe it: he accidentally knocked down some water bottles in a shop.


The shopkeeper found this to be the most disrespectful thing a person can do, so he started attacking him with a stick. The fight ended up on the street where other shopkeepers and random people started attacking the Irishman as well. The only problem for the mob is that this tourist happened to be a professional boxer.

The Irish boxer tourist knocks one guy out clean and holds his own pretty well, even while slapping away chairs and sticks.

Eventually the Irishman is calmed down and led away.

I'm not one to condone violence, but I did enjoy seeing that tourist knock down those idiots.

More of an even fight: Watch One Woman Headbutt Another In This Epic Walmart Fight (NSFW Language)

 

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August 26, 2015, 5:26 am

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Well, it looks like it's time to set the old "Days Without Missing a Delivery" meter back to zero.

According to UPI, a low railroad bridge above a street in Westwood, Massachusetts has now been struck six times this year by vehicles that obviously shouldn't have been traveling under it.

Now, we're not sure how bad the other five collisions were, but hot damn, number six last week was a doozy. (Note: It looks like the video won't play, but it will.)


Maybe it's just us, but did anybody else notice how quick every other driver was to get the hell out of there without first checking to make sure the driver of the produce truck was OK? I mean, come on, people. Who knows? Maybe he would have given you a few zucchini or asparagus spears for being a good Samaritan.

Instead, we now understand why the term Masshole was recently added to the Oxford English Dictionary, and that's because it's so true.

Settle down, Massachusetts. They're not so bright in New York either: Semi Truck Smashes Into Long Island Overpass

 

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Check Out This Black Widow Fight A Scorpion And Hope You Never Run Into These

August 26, 2015, 5:44 am

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I don't understand why anyone would set this up or film it, but apparently someone decided to pit a black widow and a scorpion against each other just to see what would occur when these two gross things tangled.



If you're quiet you can hear others chant "fight!" over and over.

More things to fill your nightmares: Guy Finds Spider Living In His Ear

 

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This Map Shows Every State's Most Embarrassing Google Searches

August 26, 2015, 5:59 am

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Whether you have knowledge of this already or not, everything you do on the Internet is recorded, including all of your Google searches, so a real estate website decided to dive into the data and pull out all of the most embarrassing Google searches from each state.



Real estate website Estately searched through data from the past 11 years, pointing out terms that each state searched the most, and put together a map of each state's shameful Google Searches. Some highlights include New Mexico being really interested in the Rob Schneider classic "The Hot Chick," and Rhode Island being curious about the "average penis size."

Check out your state below:



Maine once searched Nickelback lyrics. A lot. I guess they aren't part of America anymore.

Everyone likes maps: Here Are Maps Of The Most Illegally Downloaded Movies And TV Shows By State

 

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Red Flags That You're A Douche

August 26, 2015, 6:49 am

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There are many things you can do on a daily basis to demonstrate that you are a horrible person. This guy embodies them all. Here are several red flags that you're a douche.

More original video: The Break-Up Translation Guide

 

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Angry Girlfriend Keys 'Wore' Into Cars Because She Can't Properly Spell 'Whore'

August 26, 2015, 7:11 am

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So, maybe her boyfriend was cheating on her because she's an idiot?

According to Gawker, a 20-year-old Connecticut woman was recently arrested after she keyed her boyfriend's car and slashed his tires for cheating on her. She also allegedly did the same thing to her friend's wheels because she believed she was the other guilty party.

While on the surface it sounds like your average Saturday morning in some parts of the country, what makes this story unique is that the scorned woman responsible for the keying didn't know how to spell "whore," so each car was left with "wore" etched into the side of it.


Shannon Csapilla originally denied any wrongdoing when Stamford police brought her in. But after leaving the cop shop, she decided to Snapchat a photo of the police station along with the caption "Stamford police have nothing on me."

It turns out they eventually did have enough on her when one of her Snapchat friends turned her in. It also didn't help that she admitted to her boyfriend that she screwed with his car.

But at the end of the day, you have to think that it could have been worse. I mean, she could have keyed "count" into their rides.

Hey, I'd rather have my car keyed than my dick set ablaze: Woman Sets Cheating Boyfriend's Penis On Fire Because Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned

 

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This Backflip Field Goal Might Be The Craziest Thing We've Ever Seen

August 26, 2015, 7:12 am

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You can't just go throwing around the term "shit-your-pants awesome" on everything you see, but this is definitely one of those times where it applies. In fact, it almost doesn't do it justice.

If it doesn't work out for kicker Younghoe Koo (seriously, that's his name, and it's almost as awesome as this kick) at Georgia Southern, then I'm sure they can find some room on the squad at the Ringling Brothers Academy because this is the most impressive field goal we have ever seen.


Maybe instead of moving extra points back further, the NFL should think about incorporating a few extra points if a kicker can pull something like this off during a game.

h/t CBS Sports

It's football season, baby: The 'Madden 16' Movie Trailer Is Freaking Hysterical

 

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A Porn Star Claims 'Creepy' Josh Duggar Paid Her For 'Terrifying' Sex

August 26, 2015, 7:26 am

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Nothing is going right for Josh Duggar these days as now that it has been revealed that he cheated on his wife (even while she was pregnant), a porn star is claiming that the weirdo ex-reality star paid her for sex; sex that turned out to be traumatic.



28-year-old porn star and stripper Danica Dillon (real name Ashley Lewis) met Josh at the Gold Club in Philadelphia where she was performing. Danica states that she had sexual contact with the father of four on two occasions. Danica also claims that Josh let her know he was a big fan of her films and eventually things got "creepy" when Josh asked her how "would he be able to spend the evening" with her.

Danica admits that she agreed to sex with Josh because he offered her $1,500 in gifts. But she quickly regretted it when they began.

"He was manhandling me, basically tossing me around like I was a rag doll. It was very traumatic. I've had rough sex before, but this was terrifying."



Josh's family is now saying he has entered a long-term treatment facility.

The entire Duggar family is just a huge cult being masked as a loving, religious family, so it won't be long before more bizarre claims are revealed.

I just want to know why they all enjoy wearing their cellphone on their belt.

Check out some of Danica Dillon's photos off her Instagram:

#NYC #prettygirl #smoking #lovestotravel

A photo posted by Danica Dillon (@danicadillonxxx) on Aug 1, 2015 at 8:10pm PDT

Good Morning NYC ! #NYC #hot #pornstar #wokeupthisway #kCCO #ChiveOn #thoseeyes

A photo posted by Danica Dillon (@danicadillonxxx) on Jul 23, 2015 at 10:40am PDT

Good Morning Boobies #KCCO #ChiveOn #demtitties #toohot

A photo posted by Danica Dillon (@danicadillonxxx) on Jul 12, 2015 at 10:18am PDT

#5secondsofsummer #music #concert #irvine @5sos

A photo posted by Danica Dillon (@danicadillonxxx) on Jul 20, 2015 at 4:24pm PDT

Good morning!!!!

A photo posted by Danica Dillon (@danicadillonxxx) on Jun 26, 2015 at 11:03am PDT

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A Mother And Daughter Have Spent More Than $86,000 On Surgeries To Look Like Model Katie Price

August 26, 2015, 9:02 am

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I don't know if this is the type of mother/daughter bonding people are used to.


A mom and her daughter are so obsessed with looking like model Katie Price that they have gone to extreme lengths, with the mom even being OK with her daughter dropping out of school to pay for all their surgeries.

Georgina Clarke, 38, and her daughter Kayla Morris, 20, have no problem spending thousands of dollars as long as they resemble Katie Price. All of the treatments are funded by Kayla who dropped out of college at the age of 17. She now strips and previously had a sugar daddy who gave her about $1,200 a week.

This is what the pair looked like before they lost their minds.


"When Kayla told me that she wanted a boob job and plastic surgery, I was glad because I wanted her to be that kind of person. I'm so lucky to have a daughter like Kayla who pays for my treatments," mother of the year Georgina says. "I don't mind her having a sugar daddy or stripping to pay for our cosmetic work because we're living the dream. I'm really proud of her."

Well, living the dream has included the following work done: lip injections, Botox, cheek fillers, tooth whitening, semi-permanent makeup, hair extensions, as well as spending over $7,000 on tanning beds a year.


"My mum is my best friend," Kayla says. "I love treating her to plastic surgery and getting closer to our dream of looking more like Katie Price. I love the way we look now."

And all I got my mom for her birthday was a gift card to Kohl's.

"Plastic surgery is a way of bonding for us as mum and daughter. We want to have bigger boobs, bigger bums and look even more like Barbies," Kayla adds.

The dream to look like Katie Price began when dowdy Georgina saw a picture of Katie, and was encouraged to look like her.

"I was so used to being a dowdy mum but something about Katie Price stirred something in me. I was scared to admit it but when I looked at her picture, I thought maybe I could be glamorous too."

Georgina was "pleased" when she learned her daughter had a sugar daddy, with all the money going to their surgeries. Although, since her sugar daddy's wife found out, Kayla is now in search of a new over-50 sugar daddy to fulfill her surgery desires.

Now, check out these two enable each other and talk about their surgeries.

Via Daily Mail

This lady also lost her mind: West Virgina Woman To Have 37th Surgery In Quest To Be 'Human Barbie'

 

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August 27, 2015, 12:01 am

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Jimmy Kimmel Sent Miley Cyrus Undercover To Learn How People Really Feel About Her

August 27, 2015, 2:02 am

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Miley Cyrus is hosting this year's MTV Video Music Awards, but before all that hoopla she decided to go undercover for Jimmy Kimmel and ask folks what they think about her, even asking some for advice. Although, it's tough to take any advice given by a man in a cowboy hat and a tank top seriously.

Jimmy sent Drake out as well: Jimmy Kimmel Sent Out Disguised Drake Out To Ask People If They Like Drake

 

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