Lexy Panterra Felt Like 'Twerking' Everywhere In Public And It Is A Glorious Sight

August 28, 2015, 3:49 am

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Sometimes I'm baffled that twerking is still a thing and that it has lasted so long. But then I see something like the video below and I'm okay with the fact that twerking is still popular. Twerking superstar (everything is a thing nowadays) Lexy Panterra decided to twerk in public. Even in front of a cop car.



Let's appreciate Lexy's behind some more:

Happy Friday 😎

A photo posted by Lexy panterra (@lexypanterra) on May 29, 2015 at 4:26pm PDT

Today I finally got to chill at the beach ❤️🐳🐚🌊 @honeybeeswim

A photo posted by Lexy panterra (@lexypanterra) on Aug 12, 2015 at 7:41pm PDT

Today

A photo posted by Lexy panterra (@lexypanterra) on Jun 7, 2015 at 7:39pm PDT

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Anyone that grew up with siblings knows that messing with them or them messing with you is unavoidable. It just occurs. And while some of us have done pretty messed up things to our siblings, the people below used the Whisper app in order to confess some of the worst things they've ever done to their sibling. Here are the most messed up sibling confessions.




































Strippers tackled the Whisper app, too: These Strippers Have Some Confessions To Make

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There's A Serial Pooper On The Loose In Portland

August 28, 2015, 5:05 am

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Serial poopers are a lot like the Goo Goo Dolls: shitty.

According to Huffington Post, the residents of Portland, Oregon have nicknamed a man who has been dropping deuces "all over the southwest part of the city in the last few weeks" the "Portland Pooper."


But it's not just the fact that this guy can't use a restroom like everybody else when he takes the Browns to the Super Bowl that's creating such a big stink -- it's where he's doing it that is really driving people nuts.

"It's pretty weird because we've got a couple of schools and a park here," one local resident said. "There are a lot of families around here and this is not the kind of thing you want to see."

If the pooper is eventually caught, he'll face charges of public indecency and offensive littering. But on the bright side, he'll probably get his own reality show on The CW, as they're apparently in the business of putting nothing but shit on their channel these days.

Maybe this guy in Ohio is his cousin or something: Ohio 'Serial Pooper' Has Defecated On 19 Cars

 

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The World's Most Obsessed Sports Fans

August 28, 2015, 2:05 am

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What is it about sports that inspires such an intense level of devotion in its fans? It's just a bunch of guys running around, right? Scientists have actually studied the brain activity of sports fans, discovering that watching games increases testosterone levels, makes neurons mirror players and even improves language skills. But not everything about sports fandom is positive. In this feature, we'll spotlight ten superfans who probably take the whole thing a little too far.

Shanta Ronaldo

Soccer is starting to pick up momentum here in the United States, but over in Europe it's by far the most popular sport. Top players are global celebrities, and few have the brand recognition of Real Madrid forward Cristiano Ronaldo. The multi-millionaire footballer has legions of fans, but none as devoted as Dutch teenager Shanta, who has taken his idol's last name in tribute. The 17-year-old has spent thousands of dollars on multiple trips to Spain to see Ronaldo in person, got his hair cut in imitation of the player and even dresses like him.

Robin Ficker

Some fan's aren't content to sit on the sidelines and watch their team win or lose -- they want to be part of the action. Probably the best example of all time is Washington Bullets superfan Robin Ficker, who made a name for himself as one of the most ardent hecklers of all time. Ficker was notorious for his seats behind the visitors' bench, where he would use a small megaphone to constantly razz whoever the Bullets were playing. When the Bulls played the Bullets, for instance, Ficker would get out Phil Jackson's autobiography and read the sex parts through his megaphone to throw the team off. This tactic was so effective that Charles Barkley actually paid to fly him to Phoenix to do it against the Bulls in the '93 finals!

Victor Thompson

We could do a whole thing on sports fans with insane tattoos, but we're going to cap it at one for the sake of brevity. Meet Victor Thompson. The New Hampshire man became an Internet sensation in 2008 when he got the sides of his head tattooed with the New England Patriots' logo before the Super Bowl. In the following years, he expanded his dome art to essentially make it a replica of the Patriots' helmets, with the Riddell logo on the front and even the little green dot that marks the wireless radio that lets a player hear the coach from the sidelines. He still hopes to get the facemask done, but Thompson gets thrown in jail a little too much for that to happen.

Clevane Gillespie

Sports fans love to decorate their houses with flags and other memorabilia to trumpet their love for the team. But Washington Redskins fan Clevane Gillespie goes balls to the wall, turning his entire front yard into a monument to the team. Gillespie, a Chesterfield County resident, started his yard art in 2012 after he mowed over one too many yellowjacket nests, and each summer he makes it even bigger and more impressive. The landscaping features a massive copy of the team logo made out of mulch and takes him about three months to complete every year.

Donna Lebano

When you talk dedication, hockey fans have it in spades. Chicago Blackhawks booster Donna Lebano's love for her team is pretty out of control, though. In 2013, the team was playing the Minnesota Wild in a home game at the United Center when the eight-months-pregnant Lebano felt her contractions start. A normal human being would take this as their cue to get to the hospital, but Donna and her husband weren't going anywhere until the Blackhawks took the game 5-1. Just a few hours after the game ended, she gave birth to her son Owen, and soon her and her family were back in the stands rooting for the team once more.

Tony Incenzo

Sometimes being a sports fan can actually lead you to a career. Case in point: Tony Incenzo, whose lifelong love affair with soccer resulted in a multi-decade job as a sports reporter. He's traveled to an astounding 1,995 different soccer fields around the world for games, catching matches in bizarre places like prisons. He keeps meticulous notes on every match, storing them in his soccer shrine home. Tony's love of the game has cost him dearly, however -- he's had girlfriends leave him because he wanted to see as many as five games in one day.

Craig Robinson

Here's another soccer fan who has let his obsession rule his life. Craig Robinson likes the sport, sure, but what he really loves are Corinthian figures -- sort of the British equivalent of bobbleheads, made in the likeness of the sport's star players. He's been purchasing them since he was nine years old, and his collection is truly epic. Corinthian released 5,000 unique figures, and Robinson has one of each. They're displayed in a custom terraced shelving unit built by his father, and he's celebrating his fandom by having the company make a custom Cornithian in his likeness.

Sudakhar

We don't have the last name of the cricket fan this anecdote is about, but it's so insane that it had to make it in. Cricket is huge business in India, and during the 2015 World Cup semifinals the country's team was having a hard time with Australia. With the team down 329 runs (don't ask, cricket is super weird), Sudakhar ran in between innings to a temple in his village of Ponneri to make an offering to the gods. While there, he decided that an appropriate offering would be his tongue, and he pulled out a knife and tried to cut it off. Thankfully, the young fan survived, but it will take years of therapy before he can speak again.

Don Martini

The New York Giants are a team that inspires a lot of loyalty in their fans, but few take it to the extreme that New Jersey grandfather Don Martini did. The retired schoolteacher had been messing with woodworking in his spare time, but nothing prepared him for a project that would take two years of his life: building an enormous scale model of Giants Stadium the size of a car. 20 feet long, 17 feet wide, with 65,000 hand-cut seats and tiny TVs in each end zone. He decided to build it after the real stadium was demolished in 2010, and it stands as a monument to football history.

Ruth Steinhagen

Let's close this one out with a fan who took her obsession about as far as it could go: cold-blooded murder. Ruth Steinhagen was a typist for an insurance company who loved baseball -- most notably, Phillies first baseman Eddie Watkus. When the team came to Chicago to play the Cubs, Steinhagen lured Watkus to her hotel room and then pulled out a rifle and shot him through the chest. He survived, and then the whole story came out: she'd fallen for the player when he played for the Cubs and then lost her mind when he got traded. She was committed to a mental institution and died in 2013.

 

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Watch This Sinkhole In China Swallow Five People

August 28, 2015, 5:03 am

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There are very few times when you can tell someone that they would have been better off laying on the couch in a crack house than standing where they were at that moment.

This is definitely one of those times.

According to ABC News, a 10-foot deep sinkhole opened up and swallowed five people who were waiting for a bus in the northeastern Chinese city of Harbin last Saturday, and luckily for all of us, it was captured on camera.


None of the five people who had to have been the unluckiest people in town that day were seriously injured, including that one lady who was able to pull out some Indiana Jones type moves and catch a series of pipes on the way down instead of falling all the way to the bottom of the sinkhole, as bystanders quickly rushed to their aid and called emergency services.

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'Madden 16' Glitch Makes It Look Like Players Are Doing Something Naughty

August 28, 2015, 5:03 am

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And there is surprisingly no flag for excessive celebration.

From what we've heard, the latest installment of the Madden series is out of this world. The pass catching abilities of this year's receivers is top notch, the monoliths are pretty cool and the new "Draft Champions" mode allows players to enjoy a "fantasy football draft on a daily basis."

Oh, and you can also watch one of your players blow his teammate after making a spectacular play.



We're pretty sure that it's not a coincidence that the glitch includes players from the Chicago Bears, as most knowledgeable football fans will tell you that as long as Jay Cutler is throwing passes in the Windy City, you'll be able to sum up the entire team's play with the same words you would use to describe what #52 is doing to his teammate.

h/t Barstool Sports

Get some more Madden: The 'Madden 16' Movie Trailer Is Freaking Hysterical

 

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First Date Horror Stories That Will Make You Feel Better About Yours

August 28, 2015, 5:50 am

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We've all been on first dates that were quite memorable, but only for the wrong reasons. If you've ever thought that one of your first dates wasn't the best, you may be quite grateful that it didn't turn out like any of the first dates below did.


































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Here's what guys and girl think on first dates: First Date Thoughts: Hers vs. His

 

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The Most Bizarre Things Ever Said By Some Of The Most Brutal Killers

August 28, 2015, 8:14 am

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The people below committed awful, brutal crimes, so it's not surprising that some of the comments that came out of their mouths were just as bizarre and creepy, and it makes you understand the type of mind society had to deal with. Take a look at the most disturbing things said by some of the most notorious killers.


































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It gets creepier: 15 Infamous Murderers' Last Words

 

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Sex Toys Have Way More Uses Than Just Their Intended Purpose

August 28, 2015, 8:35 am

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All types of sex toys imaginable already seem to be out in the market (I enjoyed researching this), but there are some people who get tired of the same old pleasures in the bedroom. Therefore, they have gone out of their way to find other uses for their sex toys.

Take a look at some of these creative ideas.


If you're one of the handful of people on earth that still remembers how to write with a pen.



Looks like a science experiment my teacher once did. He was later fired.



A sensual way to start a bubble bath.



Now all they need is a few dildos to make a nightstand and they are good to go.



Why spend on a dog chew toy?



"This wine taste like shit."



Why get married?



Total cock block.



"Ugh, Carol! Did you not get the butt plug while you were at the market?"



Not sure mom would enjoy that when she visits.

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This Guy Went All Out On A Virtual Reality Sex Simulation 'Game'

August 28, 2015, 9:08 am

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Buy it dinner first, man.

The future is coming...fairly fast, as it seems we may be getting closer to having a virtual reality sex simulation "game" on the market soon. And if the video below of a guy going all out on a plastic mannequin with a dress on is any indication, that "game" might be quite...interesting to use.


Apparently the mannequin has an iPhone in it that recognizes the position the user furiously humping the piece of plastic is in.

The creator of the game is considering naming this thing "Space Battleship Girlfriend."

I don't think the guy below cares what it's called. He just wants to do his thing.


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Police Officers Accidentally Leave Reporter A Voicemail While Talking About Her Breasts

August 28, 2015, 10:31 am

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Whoops.

Yesterday, it appears that a Colorado sheriff's deputy forgot how to properly use a phone, and now he is in big trouble for it. The officer, Deputy Sergeant Zach Farnam, was returning a call from Chase Olivarius-McAllister, a reporter with "The Durango Herald." Chase is a British-American woman who grew up in London (that will be relevant once you hear the voicemail), and she was looking for some routine crime statistics. So, Sgt. Farnam left her a message simply telling her to call back. However, he didn't hang up after that, and that's where the fun begins:


If you're keeping track at home, after the intended message was left, there is some talking to himself, some talking to a dog, and then at the 1:30 mark, another officer joins in and they make a bunch of sexist and derogatory comments about Olivarius-McAllister. Oh, and now you know why it is relevant that she's British. Finally, the voicemail ends with a triumphant "buuum, bum bum bum!"

I bet that feeling of triumph is no longer evident in the sheriff's office.

Finally, Olivarius-McAllister says she received a call from Sheriff Sean Smith, who said he was taking the incident very seriously and that the voicemail conversation was unprofessional.

h/t Jezebel

 

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August 28, 2015, 10:33 am

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Model Claims Prison Guards Allowed Her To Give Convict Boyfriend Birthday Sex

August 31, 2015, 2:59 am

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I guess this is what you get for good behavior.

Aysha Soper, a 24-year-old model, is claiming that she was allowed to give her convict boyfriend, Lewis Brown, birthday sex while guards waited outside.


Lewis, who is serving two years for driving while disqualified, handling stolen goods, and possessing a prohibited item in prison, was taken to Broomfield hospital in Chelmsford, England after complaining of a muscle injury. And it was at that hospital that the sex went down, at least according to Aysha.

"They took his handcuffs off and let us both into the shower together and we locked the door and two of the screws stood outside," the model reveals. "It felt naughty, knowing he was a prisoner. I wish they'd let him keep his handcuffs on."


A spokesperson for Broomsfield hospital states, "We know nothing about it and are very shocked by the allegations. At all points, when an inmate is in hospital, they are escorted by three prison officers. Inmates are the responsibility of the prison service."

A sock on the doorknob may have provided more security than the guards.

Via The Sun

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The Ultimate Celebrity 'Then And Now' Collection

August 31, 2015, 3:50 am

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Everyone likes looking at "then and now" photos, unless they are photos of yourself because no one wants to see how old and miserable they look now that the youth and happiness has melted away. Since the celebrity photos below aren't of you, though, you can scroll down and not have to worry about that. But you still might be reminded of how much getting old sucks.

Take a look below at the ultimate celebrity "then and now" collection.

Angelina Jolie


Leonardo DiCaprio


Sylvester Stallone


Jeff Bridges


Cameron Diaz


Daniel Radcliffe


Jack Nicholson


Anthony Hopkins


Michael Caine


George Clooney


Mickey Rourke


Morgan Freeman


Bill Murray


Gary Oldman


Justin Timberlake


Clint Eastwood


John Travolta


Keanu Reeves


Bruce Willis


Nicolas Cage

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Fishermen Save Two Kittens That Swam Towards Them To Be Rescued

August 31, 2015, 5:36 am

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While out fishing on the Warrior River in Alabama, two fishermen were baffled to see one kitten swimming towards them. A few minutes later, another kitten followed suit. And a few minutes later, those tiny bastards tugged on my heart strings, because who besides the monsters who feast on them doesn't like to see adorable kittens being rescued?


The fishermen presumed that some schmuck probably abandoned the two kittens on land, and the kittens jumped into the water when they spotted a boat.

Good going, Alabamians.

More cat vids because nothing else matters: Watching This Cat Try To Eat A Banana Is Way More Amusing Than It Should Be

 

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August 31, 2015, 5:45 am

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I don't really know what's going on here between Donald Trump and these horses, but I like it.

 

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Mexican Man With 19-Inch Penis Says He's Handicapped Because Of It

August 31, 2015, 5:48 am

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A 52-year-old Mexican man with a penis that is nearly 19 inches long says his huge penis has left him "dismal" and unable to work, but we're pretty sure we know of one industry that would put him to work the minute his tests come back negative.

According to Huffington Post, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera says his life is being wrecked by his massive dong that not only measures 19 inches in length but also boasts a circumference of damn near 10 inches.

Cabrera claims he has no social life and women are too scared to be with him. We also assume that the athletic pants he is sporting in the video below are always part of his daily attire, as it looks like wearing any style of jeans would pretty much choke him out.


Cabrera also said he would like to be recognized by the Guinness Book of World Records for having the largest boomstick on the planet, but officials said there is no such category.

That means at least for the time being, the biggest dick in the world will continue to be Justin Bieber.

In a world of penis wars, this guy is the exact opposite: British Man With No Penis Says He's Slept With More Than 100 Women

 

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Young Woman Posts Seemingly Innocent Picture To Facebook But Now She's The Butt Of All Jokes

August 31, 2015, 6:47 am

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What started off as just a college girl posting a picture with her friend has now gone viral because the two women didn't realize what was in the background of the picture.


If you didn't spot it, here's a hint: it's in the top right above their heads and it is used for double the fun. The picture was reportedly uploaded with neither girl noticing what looks like a dual-use sex toy in the background. Both ends of the sex toy are hands making different gestures.

Of course it has blown up on the Internet, and whether the women knew the sex toy was in the picture or not, they are getting attention regardless, and a lot of jokes are being thrown their way.

"Don't worry, they are in good hands," commenter IbIIbI states. Commenter PyroJohn added, "Stretch Armstrong got weird in the later years."

And commenter Megabytemewashere is superstitious, stating, "I believe traditionally it is bad luck for it to be turned downwards. Will bring happiness to the owner in a fully upright position."

Well, they are two attractive women and seem to be very close friends. Nothing wrong with that at all.

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At least this woman keeps her sex toys hidden...sort of: London Woman Photographed With What Looks Like A Huge Pink Sex Toy In Her Bag

 

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Ex-Super Bowl MVP's Super Hot Daughter Is By Far His Greatest Accomplishment

August 31, 2015, 7:11 am

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Mark Rypien is a former NFL quarterback and was Super Bowl XXVI MVP in 1992 when his Redskins defeated the Bills, and this is all information you don't care about because you came here to see his super hot daughter, Angela Rypien. Well here you go:


Angela was a quarterback herself for the Seattle Mist and the Baltimore Charm in what was formerly known as the Lingerie Football League. And she's a tad more attractive than her dad. Sorry, Mark.

Now let's all ogle Mark's daughter:

Morning cardio ✔️💯 #WaistTraining

A photo posted by Angela Rypien (@angela_rypien) on Feb 14, 2015 at 11:15am PST

Happy hump day 🐪

A photo posted by Angela Rypien (@angela_rypien) on Jul 15, 2015 at 11:37am PDT

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A photo posted by Angela Rypien (@angela_rypien) on Feb 17, 2015 at 7:58pm PST

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A photo posted by Angela Rypien (@angela_rypien) on Feb 7, 2015 at 8:21am PST

🌙⭐️

A photo posted by Angela Rypien (@angela_rypien) on Oct 11, 2014 at 10:42pm PDT

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A photo posted by Angela Rypien (@angela_rypien) on May 11, 2015 at 6:33pm PDT

Summertime ☀️

A photo posted by Angela Rypien (@angela_rypien) on Jun 15, 2015 at 8:18pm PDT

SEATTLE!! The rumors are true. I'm heading back to play with the Seattle Mist for the 2014 season. Looking forward to coming back to where it all started. #LetErRyp #LFL @mylfl @mortazam

A photo posted by Angela Rypien (@angela_rypien) on Mar 14, 2014 at 9:40pm PDT

 

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Another Newborn Kid Crapped All Over His Dad During A Photo Shoot

August 31, 2015, 7:57 am

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Well, it looks like kids pooping on their parents is becoming almost as trendy as Taylor Swift releasing an album that is pure garbage.

According to Today, another adorable baby damn near wrecked the Internet last week when he wrecked his dad's back courtesy of a tramp stamp tattoo made of projectile poop.

Here's what Sarasota, Florida resident Mark Resnick's photo with his infant son Asher was supposed to look like:



But, thanks to what looks like a meal that must have been the baby equivalent to Taco Bell, photographer Gigi O'Dea was able to capture this million-dollar shot:


Resnick said he knew something like that was going to happen because he had been joking about it all day, and when it did, all he could do was just lay there and laugh.

"He decided to let it rip - like a loud cannon - and covered my back and jeans," Resnick said. "I couldn't stop laughing and I was sure it was dripping down my legs inside my jeans."

The good news for Resnick is that if he's now into that kind of thing, he could probably find somebody in Sarasota to crap on him, and it would probably only set him back ten bucks and a small jar of bath salts.

This kid was the "poop on pops" trendsetter: Baby's Projectile Poop Ruins Father's Attempt At Loving Portrait

 

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