The Hottest Thighbrows Of 2015

December 22, 2015, 3:47 pm

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Of all the phenomena of 2015, thighbrows are the latest and likely least expected obsession, yet the most enjoyed outside of sideboobs and underbutts. In the spirit of giving, we offer you the hottest thighbrows we could find from some of the sexiest girls around the web. What would the holidays be without a little sexiness road adjacent to the bikini bridge? We're going to need a map for all these things soon.


Alyssa Barbara knows how to lead off a thighbrow list, and as one of the Sexiest Girls With Tattoos on Instagram, she easily warrants an entire list for herself.



Arianny Celeste will make you wish it was summer again. But then again, every day is kind of perfect with the UFC hottie.



Beyoncé has made damn sure you can't have any list involving butts or thighs without hers plastered right in the middle. It would be sacrilegious.



Charlie Riina somehow took our minds off her perfect cleavage with this unique thighbrow rendition. Have you ever seen her in a wet t-shirt, though? That'll send you right back to Cleavage Town.



Gemma Lee Farrell has got it all, and she flaunted it perfectly in 2015. Why would we not celebrate that?



You know we love our Kardashians, so it's no surprise to see Khloe Kardashian in here. It's been a big year for these girls, which matches perfectly with their Internet-breaking juicy doubles.



Lindsey Pelas knows exactly what she's doing, and she's doing it well. If she managed to squeeze in a mirror reflection of her underbutt here, we'd frame it and give one to each of our family members for Christmas.



We can't get enough of Miss Tina Louise, whose constant thighbrow and glorious sideboob are almost too much to bear. We can hardly stand the sight of normal hot girls anymore!



This is basically our way of thanking Abigail Ratchford for all she's given us this year. We hope she knows just how grateful we are, especially for all the sexy poolside bikini time.



Big ups to Sydney Maler, whose thighbrow is so mighty we couldn't help but give credit where it's due. Happy holidays, indeed!

 

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Today's Funny Photos

December 23, 2015, 4:17 am

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Hey guys, thanks for coming! This is our penultimate edition of funny photos for 2015, and I hope we have given you the gift of laughter throughout the year. If not, we'll give it one last try tomorrow. If that doesn't work, well, you can go straight to hell, Ebenezer. (Just kidding, please come back for more funnies in 2016. Follow us on Twitter and Instagram, too.)












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The Hottest Underboob Photos Of 2015

December 23, 2015, 4:49 am

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Thanks to 2015, we got a good look at a lot of underboob. I mean, a lot. But when it comes to the hottest underboob photos, you can only pick the best of the best from the year. Not that there are any bad ones, but these ladies are the cream of the crop.


Kate Upton had to squeeze into one of our "hottest" galleries for the end of 2015, and since her boobs are barely squeezing into that top, we figured she deserved some underboob acknowledgment.



Carrie LaChance is one of our late favorites of 2015, probably because she's not shy when it comes to latex.



Our love for Abigail Ratchford knows no bounds, and this year's beachy "Bae-Watch" video didn't take anything away from that.



Ana Cheri may rock some glorious sideboob from time to time, but she's no slouch when it comes to the underboob game, either.



Arianny Celeste has a great underboob thing going on. She fits in well with the Sexiest Girls to Follow on Snapchat.



Gemma Lee Farrell once again knows how to mix sexy features, as the Playboy star gives us a little thighbrow with her underboob. Is there anything this super girl can't do?



Jessica Cribbon maintains her status with us as one of the best busty Zoo Girls. If you don't recall, she's also a master of the hand bra.



Kylie Rae is one of our favorite newcomers, a tight little tease who reminds us that when it comes to underboob, size doesn't matter. She also reminds us that the Sexiest Girls with Tattoos on Instagram are nice to be aware of.



Anything involving the best of boobs had better include Miss Tina Louise, lest it be a complete sham. Luckily for us, there's no shortage of underboob or sideboob when it comes to Tina, our glossy Aussie.



Shenae Gillespie reminds us on the holidays that miracles do happen. And by miracles, we mean that a girl this hot would put herself out there for us to view at any time. Thus, making her one of the 10 Sexy Snapchat Girls to Follow.

 

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An Honest Look At The Pros And Cons Of First Date Ideas

December 23, 2015, 5:00 am

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Deciding what to do on a first date can be a pain in the ass. In fact, dating in general can be. That's why I've deemed it advantageous to compile an honest guide that looks at traditional first date ideas, and details the pros and cons of each. Hopefully after reviewing this article, it will aid in your decision to choose the ideal first date for you and your lady -- and of course, that said date is a success.

Dinner Date

The idea: Take her to a restaurant (one that's not too fancy, something like Chili's or Red Lobster, because it's a first date after all) grab a bite, maybe a drink or two, and take her home after a nice make-out session while parked in the driveway.

Pro:

• It's a good way to get to know a person (and if conversation sucks, you can just talk about the menu, or about an uglier couple sitting a few tables down).
• Restaurants offer alcoholic beverages -- which can be a good backup plan if things go to crazy.
• Even if the date doesn't go well, at least you ate at a nice restaurant.

Con:

• She might have a bogus food allergy -- or worse, is vegan.
• With just a few drinks, the bill's total can be ridiculously expensive.
• She may order the most expensive menu item and beverage, revealing her true intentions.
• Your waitress may make the assumption that you two are already dating, ultimately making for a super awkward conversation because the server is digging too deep for a tip.

The Movies

The idea: Hopefully the two of you reach a mutual decision on which movie you'll watch, to which you'll then buy the tickets as well as whatever she wants from the ridiculous portion sizes available at the concession stand.

Pro:

• If the date was a dud, at least you got to see a movie (hopefully one you wanted to see anyway).
• You don't have to do much, so there aren't many ways to screw things up.

Con:

• You might have to watch a movie of her choosing (which, a good 90% of the time stars Katherine Heigl or Hugh Grant, who are the absolute worst).
• You'll leave the date without knowing much (or anything) about the stranger whose movie ticket you just paid for.
• The concession stand is a glorified money pit under neon lights.
• You sit near that dude who likes to shout his film predictions during each scene.

Grab A Coffee

The idea: You grab a hot caffeinated beverage and get to know each other better. Easy-peasy.

Pro:

• It's super cheap.
• It's non-committal. You don't have to stay long. Maybe an hour -- two, tops.
• Probably offers WiFi, so you can swipe on Tinder if your date isn't going well.

Con:

• It's totally reliant on conversation. So if she's a dud, best of luck, dude.
• The coffee shop could be packed, making conversation (or finding a seat) impossible.
• She could be one of those horrendous people whose coffee order sounds like an essay in the New Yorker.

Walk On The Beach

The idea: You've heard women like it, so you figured, "Why the hell not?"

Pro:

• It's the most romantic thing a man can possibly do.
• Her friends will think you're a catch.
• It's free!

Con:

• If it's a public path, there will be dog shit. Everywhere.
• It's not all that fun.
• Are you supposed to hold hands? Good luck finding that out.

Hit Up The Drive-In

The idea: The drive-in is more unique than a trip to the movies, and it's kind of retro. Hopefully she'll appreciate that. Plus, you won't have to sit beside a total stranger who stole your arm rest.

Pro:

• You're guaranteed to get some action: a handy, at the very least.
• You get two or three films for the price of one.
• You can easily ditch the concession stand and bring your own food.
• If she's up for hiding, you only have to pay for yourself (kind of joking with this one, but kind of not).

Con:

• The screens are usually a shitty quality, so you're essentially hearing -- not watching -- the movie
• If an SUV or larger size vehicle pulls in front of you, you aren't seeing shit.
• If somebody at the same screen is an idiot and turns on their headlights, the film's already hindered quality is completely ruined

Check Out A Live Music Event

The idea: To start off on the right foot and accompany her to an awesome concert, impress her with your music knowledge, and hopefully get laid when the show's over.

Pro:

• You're taking her to a goddamn concert, she's going to love you already.
• Live music is great no matter who you're with.
• If a love song comes on and you throw your arm around her, you're golden.

Con:

• You can't hear shit. So you guys won't be talking.
• Depending on who you're seeing (a local punk band or Paul McCartney), you could be spending your rent money on said date.

Grab a Drink

The idea: A great option for a date that falls on a weeknight. After work, grab a drink or two, get to know each other better, and decide whether another date is in the cards.

Pro:

• Like coffee, going for drinks is non-committal.
• Alcohol will make conversation easier.

Con:

• You might go overboard with your libations and make an ass out of yourself.
• You'll bring up something you shouldn't -- an ex, an affinity for Power Rangers paraphernalia, etc.
• You drink too much and offer her a ride home, which she'll find irresponsible.

Go Dancing

The idea: You really dig this chick, so you want to go all in and impress the crap out of her. Dancing is something many women like to do, but few men have the confidence to go out and cut a rug because we can easily make a fool of ourselves.

Pro:

• Even if you can't dance, a woman likes a man who attempts to put himself out there.
• It's a bold idea -- shows her you've got balls.

Con:

• Dancing? Dude, you can't dance, what are you doing?
• She might be a piss-poor dancer as well.
• The music could be awful.
• The whole date could just be an awkward mess of limbs.
• You know what, don't do this as a first date. It's a bad idea.

Related: First Date Thoughts: Hers Versus His

 

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Tony Toutouni's Wildest Instagram Photos of 2015

December 23, 2015, 5:03 am

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Tony Toutouni is a rich dude who happens to take a lot of wild Instagram photos. So wild, we thought we'd take a look back at one of the self-proclaimed "kings" of Instagram (his friend Dan Bilzerian being the other) and his craziest photos, posted through his @lunatic_living account in 2015. (Also, if you have access to any songs by Miami rap group 2 Live Crew while viewing these images, they will spice up the viewing experience of this article, bar none.)

Dude keeps his sexy Babes on leashes.

While some 1990s fake Versace wearing Willy Wonka wannabe degrades his loving wife by walking her on a leash I have found some Australian sluts from Helensvale that rock these leashes much better #cheersmate #bogan #knowyourplace #gotem #happymemorialday

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on May 23, 2015 at 11:00am PDT

Sleeping with his one true love: money.

I only sleep like a baby when she's with me #truelove #loyal #bae #relationshipgoals

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on Feb 3, 2015 at 9:55am PST

Tony's golf game is top secret.

Golfing #tee

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on Jun 27, 2015 at 12:10pm PDT

Motorcycle riding: backyard mansion style.

I think I'm going to go motorcycle shopping today #shopping #famousfinger #rideordiechick #hoespowered

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on May 7, 2015 at 11:08am PDT

Floors "dirty" with money need to be cleaned up by hot models, of course (if you look closely, you can peep The Weeknd in the background).

When ur floors are dirty just use a top notch vacuum cleaner

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on Apr 21, 2015 at 2:51pm PDT

Butt injections seem a bit more cumbersome with the jeans on, don't cha think?

Don't worry , In 30 mins she will have an ass to die for ! #imamagician #quickfix #hydrogel #asspump #imnotadoctorimanasslover

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on Mar 27, 2015 at 9:37am PDT

Tony stayed classy with his middle finger up during a Highway Patrol stop this year.

I was pulled over for carrying excessive weight of silicone and Saline. My passengers weren't happy but this officer was kind enough to let me go after examination

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on Feb 19, 2015 at 9:44am PST

Butler, we envy your job (and all you have to clean up).

Girls are always running around trying to catch my cock #rooster 🐓

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on Jan 24, 2015 at 10:49am PST

This is Rolls-Royce yoga, Toutouni style.

Gym memberships are too expensive so I work out from home #CityView #Yoga #Meditation

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on Dec 30, 2014 at 12:38pm PST

First class sure has changed over the years.

They say the captain must be willing to go down with the ship. I say the captain(s) must be willing to go down on me

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on Dec 11, 2015 at 12:24pm PST

I should get a room with a view next time.

There is a water show between every woman's legs turned on by the right man

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on Oct 23, 2015 at 10:01am PDT

Just a typical day out in the sun.

Women are like fruits. Everyone has its unique color, shape, aroma and taste.... The problem is men like Fruit Salad ! #poolsideenjoyingmyfruits

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on Sep 20, 2015 at 3:31pm PDT

Sometimes you need to appreciate the night sky.

It's not my job to expose them, in due time they expose themselves 😈

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on Aug 6, 2015 at 10:53am PDT

Well that's one way to bond.

Double tap Ur favorite ass then scratch and sniff without breaking Ur phone #Mondaychallenge

A photo posted by Tony (@lunatic_living) on Mar 30, 2015 at 11:26am PDT

So many wins, y'all.

Related: Billionaire Tony Toutoni's 13 Most Insane Instagram Photos

 

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A Las Vegas Taco Shop Just Hilariously Trolled A Bunch Of Burglars

December 23, 2015, 6:18 am

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Security camera footage is embarrassing enough for those caught on tape doing something stupid. It's even worse when the owners of that footage have a sense of humor and add a bunch of hilarious captions to the video.

Check out the video below:



Frijoles & Frescos Grilled Tacos is apparently so good that two burglars (with the help of a getaway car driven by their mom, according to the owners) broke into the business and got away with a cash register of what they hope was filled with cash. The only problem is they were caught on camera, and now thanks to the hilarious captions and a viral video, the suspects are pretty much guaranteed to get arrested.

I hope those were some really fantastic tacos.

h/t Uproxx

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Everyone Is Laughing At This Guy's Mugshot On Facebook

December 23, 2015, 6:35 am

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The police release tons and tons of mugshots for our viewing pleasure all the time, and while the majority of them go unnoticed there are always a few that catch the attention of the public, mainly because they are so hilarious. This is one of those mugshots.



Lewis Thomson, 31, was convicted of armed robbery and sentenced to three and a half years, but when he failed to return to HMP Prescoed in South Wales, the police decided to release his mugshot in hopes of getting the public's help. And man, they sure did help.

Check out the original post released by the Gwent Police:

And here is what followed:





"A roll-on deodorant with eyes" is probably the insult of the year.

Via Unilad

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Pet Store Helps Veteran Get His Two Dogs Back After Long Hospital Stay

December 23, 2015, 7:00 am

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Nothing like a midweek cry-fest to get things going again.

After suffering a massive heart attack back in September, an elderly veteran from Delaware was unable to care for his dogs, Bailey and Blaze, while he was in the hospital. The First State Animal Center and SPCA (a shelter inside of a PetSmart) offered their services and took the dogs in until the veteran was able to care for them again.



The veteran spent weeks in the hospital and the dogs had to be put up for adoption, but he was lucky to learn that his dogs had still not been adopted, so off he went to the Petsmart store to get his dogs back.

The man needed $250 in adoption fees to retrieve his dogs, and he needed a few days to get the money, and even then he didn't quite have enough. But the adoption agents at the Petsmart had a pretty big surprise for the veteran when he returned.



Volunteers were able to gather enough money to pay for the adoption fees for the man, as well as necessary supplies for Bailey and Blaze.

Check out the video below:



Pictures: Facebook/Lindsay Marie
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Man On Motorbike Comes About As Close To Dying As Humanly Possible

December 23, 2015, 9:23 am

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Sweet bike, dude! Well, at least it was.

Call us crazy, but something tells us he really doesn't care that it doesn't work anymore because the important thing is that he still does.


No word on where this video comes from, but by the looks of things, we'll guess either Southeast Asia or Detroit. It's also unknown if anybody has started a GoFundMe or Kickstarter page for the guy in an effort to get him a new bike before Christmas.

Then again, he might want to think about just walking from Point A to Point B for a while.

h/t Barstool Sports

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World Champion Skier Almost Gets Taken Out By Crashing Drone

December 23, 2015, 9:47 am

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You would think that world class skiers have enough on their minds already when it comes to surviving as they careen down a hill at 80 miles per hour while sharply turning left and right to stay outside of the flags. There are icy slopes, fences and rather large trees on the other side of those fences, each of which could lead to an absolute disaster or perhaps even death if just the slightest thing goes wrong on their run.

And now, they apparently have to be on the lookout for enormous crashing drones:


That was Austrian world champion skier Marcel Hirscher cruising down the slopes of Madonna di Campiglio, Italy during the World Cup slalom Tuesday night and nearly getting crushed by a camera drone in the process.

Asked about it afterward, Hirscher said, "Quite honestly, if I look at the pictures from the drone crash on the Internet, I get sweaty palms and tremble," which is weird because that's exactly what I said about that time I had to help give grandpa a bath.

h/t Deadspin

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Being Single At A Bachelor Party vs. Being A Groom (To Be) At A Bachelor Party

December 23, 2015, 9:50 am

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Bachelor parties are a great way for a group of friends from all walks of life to get together, have a few drinks, and possibly make some terrible decisions that will affect their lives forever. Of course it could go smoothly, but if your friends are as terrible as we're assuming they are, a quiet, peaceful night is the last thing on the menu.

 

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Drivers Ed Instructors in the Netherlands Can Legally Trade Lessons For Sex

December 23, 2015, 10:12 am

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If you've ever dreamed of being a drivers ed instructor in the Netherlands, then today is your lucky day. One-way flights from New York to Amsterdam are currently less than $400, and your students can now pay you with sexual favors.

That's right, kids. According to UPI, officials in the Netherlands have come to the conclusion that it is legal for driving instructors to trade lessons for sex, with the one stipulation being that it must be the teacher's idea.



Transport minister Melanie Schultz van Haegen and Justice minister Ard van der Steur determined that the "ride for a ride" practice is "undesirable" but legal if both parties are over the age of 18 and the instructor is the one who suggests the sexual payment.

"It's not about offering sexual activities for remuneration, but offering a driving lesson," the ministers wrote in a letter. "It is important that the initiative lies with the driving instructor, and focuses on offering a driving lesson, with the payment provided in sexual acts. When a sexual act offered in lieu of financial payment, that is prostitution."

Um, no problem. So, Cindy, that is how you parallel park. Now, will that be cash, charge, or blow job?

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This Sexy Mrs. Claus Prank Is Heavy On Holiday Fear

December 23, 2015, 10:14 am

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Jump scares usually aren't associated with the holiday season (unless you're a big Krampus fan), so it makes sense why several people in the video above were none too pleased to get duped by a beautiful lady in a sexy Santa outfit. It just goes to show you that you shouldn't be so willing to potentially throw your back out for a pretty face you don't even know. Or maybe we're all just a bunch of big babies. In any case, it's still fun to watch because it's not happening to you. So Merry Christmas!

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The 10 Most Ridiculous Novelty Products of 2015

December 24, 2015, 3:41 am

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Doesn't matter if you're flying coach and thumbing through a duty-free catalog or hitting up the website of the Outlet of the Sharper Image Outlet, you might come across one of these novelty products from 2015. So before you light your smokeless cigarette in your onesie, check out this list of the top 10 most ridiculous ones of the bunch.

Fart Filtering Jeans

What's the ultimate way to avoid smelly jeans? If you guessed washing them you're, like, totally in the Stone Age, buddy. The answer: fart filtering jeans. According to Denimhunters, Shreddies, a UK company, found a way to make denim that conceals odors. The garments feature an "activated carbon lining that traps and neutralizes" the stench from farts, "and that same carbon lining can be reactivated if the clothing is washed properly." They even offer tips on how to sit or stand properly while farting to get the most out of their products. As far as stopping the noise from breaking your wind? Well, you're on your own there, pal.

Gangstaclaus

Ugly Christmas sweaters are a perennial holiday party favorite, but nothing turns up the volume on a festive gathering more than a swagged-out Gangstaclaus suit. We found out about this bad boy since one of our editors at Mandatory, who shall remain nameless, recommended this suit to wear at a Christmas party and linked this in an instant message. If Snoop Doggy Dogg's "Santa Claus Goes Straight To The Ghetto" song was filmed in 2015, he surely would have rocked this for the music video.

Unicorn Meat

Skip preparing a tired, old meatloaf and instead eat unicorn. Buying a few cans of this will make your meals at dinnertime a lot more interesting. According to ThinkGeek, the meat specifications state "Not yet approved by the USDA or FDA, but the nuns have eaten it for centuries and they're healthy as horses" -- just inform your guests of this before they open the Spam-looking cans and record their reactions. Don't worry, inside the can isn't actual meat, just a stuffed toy unicorn chopped up into cruel little pieces.

Lexus Hoverboard

Eighties film buffs will know that 2015 was the fictional year in "Back To The Future Part II" where we were all supposed to be flying around on Hoverboards and wearing self-lacing shoes. Technically, both came true. Luxury auto maker Lexus found a clever way to bring the idea to life. According to Wired, a real, live hoverboard that relies on "superconductors and magnets, work against gravity to lift a rider off the ground" which emanate a cool-looking steam from the sides as you ride. The craft was actually demonstrated by professional skateboarder Ross McGouran in a short film clip. Even though it's a working model, it's ridiculously overpriced and cumbersome when you can actually do better tricks this day and age on a hoverboard with wheels.

Wallet Drone

For those of us who don't have hundreds of dollars to shell out for hoverboards, you can instead have a wallet-sized drone fly in the air. According to CNN Money, the self-dubbed "world's smallest quadcopter" is the 1.5-inch by 1.5-inch flying machine and comes with a kit, which doubles as a controller and charger, that fits into your pocket. The original Indiegogo project exceeded its fund goals by 576% in June 2015; and the first wave shipped in October 2015 has long since sold out. No word yet if this gadget will be banned by aviation officials.

Wu-Tang Clan Cookie Cutter

There is only one copy of the highly coveted Wu-Tang Clan first album, and it already sold for $2 million dollars. Not to fear, Wu-Tang fans, you can still bake a bunch of Shaolin-inspired cookies as well in the shape of the band's famed logo.

Beer Soap

If you have a fraternity brother in your family (or feel like one yourself) you can definitely treat them to a bar of beer soap. It comes in a variety of flavors, including Guiness Extra Stout above. Hey, it's only $4.99, why not? Nothing impresses someone you're flirting with a party more than smelling like you drank 100 times the legal limit.

Curious Cub Bottle Holder

Speaking of drinking-inspired novelty gifts, this Curious Cub Bottle Holder is a cute option -- just not for underage minors. We've all seen the famous cola advertisements with polar bears guzzling acid-filled soft drinks, but how about polar bear cubs guzzling a bottle of wine, vodka or whatever alcoholic beverage you put in it's mouth. For the record, we are not encouraging underage polar bear cubs to drink.

Handerpants

Make sure you have a whip handy fellas, because you surely won't be able to tames the ladies clamoring after you once they see your palms these in handiegloves. This version is in tighty whitie form, so when you're dressing to impress, these are sure to stand out. Just make sure you're not holding a cup of coffee or tea, or you'll look like you stained yourself, if you catch our drift. But the use is a lot more pracitcal. According to ABC News, the pants are supposed to worn under gloves like underwear worn under pants to prevent chaffing. Ah, I see.

Stress Sausages

Here's something Lorena Bobbitt could've used back in the '90s as cure-all for her anger management issues. I'm not sure if a woman or a man designed this phallic-looking object featured on OddityMall.com, but we're just thankful it's only a toy and not an actual person's member. (For the record, ladies, although the ideal penis size for women may vary, it's more than stressful if you squeeze and yank and man's penis like this.)

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Today's Funny Photos

December 24, 2015, 4:01 am

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O come, all ye funnies, joyful and triumphant! (I hope I just got you to sing that.)

It's the last official workday of the year for us here at Mandatory, and thus, this our last collection of the funniest photos from around the internet for 2015. We went with a holiday theme today for obvious reasons, and we wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Don't forget about us in 2016!












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On-Screen Film Love That Turned Into Off-Screen Relationships

December 24, 2015, 5:30 am

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Sometimes love between two characters in the movies is so real, it extends past the big screen into the real world, where the two can be photographed and gossiped about until they're blue in the face and call it quits. Here are some of the greatest on-screen romances in film to make it off-screen in reality. Sadly, not all of them lasted (hardly any, in fact). That's just so Hollywood.

Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman

The couple started dating after "Days of Thunder," which was released in 1990, before they eventually married, adopted children, and then divorced.


Ben Affleck & Jennifer Connelly

The "Daredevil" couple met during the filming of the 2003 movie, then went on to work again on "Pearl Harbor" before getting married in 2005. They announced their divorce in summer 2015.


Justin Theroux & Jennifer Aniston

Aniston was tempted by Theroux's nude wares of "Wanderlust" in 2012, and now they're married.


Kristen Stewart & Rob Pattinson

The "Twilight" couple started in around the start of the saga in 2008. Pattinson is now dating British musician FKA Twigs.


Bradley Cooper & Zoe Saldana

"The Words" couple dated during the filming of the 2012 movie. Cooper is now with Irina Shayk.


Freddie Prinze Jr. & Sarah Michelle Gellar

They met on set of the 1997 film, "I Know What You Did Last Summer" and have been married since 2002.


Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie

Pitt quit "Friends" actress Jennifer Aniston shortly after he met Jolie during the filming of "Mr. & Mrs. Smith" in 2005; and are married currently with 6 children.


Reese Witherspoon & Ryan Phillippe

Both starred in 1999's "Cruel Intentions. The couple is happily divorced with children.


Johnny Depp & Amber Heard

While filming Hunter S. Thompson's "The Rum Diary" in 2011, the couple got together and recently got hitched.


Jude Law & Sienna Miller

The sexy "Alfie" actress dating Law while filming the 2004 movie. Each had affairs around the time of the relationship before the breakup. Miller was with Daniel Craig in 2005.


Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes

Starred together in "The Place Beyond the Pines" in 2012, started dating in 2011, still together with a child as of 2014. And all this after he met Rachel McAdams on "The Notebook."


Courtney Cox & David Arquette

They met on set of "Scream," the 1996 pop horror franchise flick, then she later got together with Brian Van Holt on "Cougar Town."


Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield

"The Amazing Spider-Man" from 2012 brought together these two, who reportedly broke up in fall of 2015.


Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds

They started dating while filming 2011's "The Green Lantern" and were married in 2012 after she dated Penn Badgley on "Gossip Girl" for three years, splitting in 2010.


Daniel Craig & Rachel Weisz

"The Dream House" couple from 2011 dated while it was filmed in 2010 and were married the same year the film was released.


Jennifer Lawrence & Nick Hoult

They dated during the time of "X-Men: First Class" in 2011, and now she's with Liam Hemsworth after their bout together on "Hunger Games."

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Truck Drivers Always Have The Best Bumper Stickers

December 24, 2015, 5:53 am

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I'll be honest, I've never seen a Prius bumper sticker that made me laugh. That's possibly because Prius drivers don't have a sense of humor, I don't know. What I do know is that truck drivers don't give a shit. Most of them aren't too fond of Obama either, but that's to be expected.

1. Donald Trump would be pleased.


2. I'm going to use this analogy quite often now.


3. Chevy drivers aren't usually this progressive.


4. A viable alternative.


5. You've been warned -- now back the hell off.


6. A clea for your pompassion.


7. On second thought, log away.


8. A truck driver being openly honest about his asshole.


9. Technology hasn't quite advanced to the point of detecting whether baby whales are gay, but it's an interesting sentiment.


10. Spell it out.


11. Materialism is the reason for the diversity of trucker bumper stickers.


12. He's being sarcastic ... I think.


13. A cop snapping a photo to show his friends at the precinct.


14. Typo aside, it isn't a bad idea.


15. A pickup driver with a safety message for the road.


16. The most popular sticker in Mississippi.


17. A wondrous achievement every father would be proud of.


18. Excuse me if I'm wrong, but it seems a lot of these guys don't like the government.


19. It rhymes. Tee hee!


20. Weird, I had no idea overseas auto manufacturers used chopsticks.


21. Ironical.

 

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Goat Ruins Nativity Scene By Getting All Up In Jesus' Business

December 24, 2015, 6:38 am

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It's great if you want to put on a show about the birth of Jesus, but it's probably not the smartest idea to have a live nativity scene...filled with live animals, because a goat won't give a damn about your show.

The Preston Hollow Presbyterian Church in Dallas had itself a pretty solid nativity scene including Mary and Joseph and rad baby Jesus. The only problem is that a goat they had on stage didn't feel like standing around waiting for Jesus to get in his basket, so he just jumped right in himself.




Really, goat? On his birthday week? You can't let anyone have the attention can you?

h/t Daily Dot

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Now Try To Find The Cat In This Picture Overtaken By Owls

December 24, 2015, 7:04 am

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Looks like Hungarian artist Dudolf is at it again after frustrating everyone by challenging them to find a panda in a sea of snowmen. He's back this time around by making you find a cat in a group of owls.

So lean in close and attempt to find the cat while your real cat stares at you from a distance and wonders how to eliminate you.


Just look up some cheat codes for this. (Hint: It's all about the nose.)

h/t Distractify

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The Funniest GIFs Of The Week: Christmas Eve Edition

December 24, 2015, 7:50 am

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Christmas is upon us, with just two more days until we can go back to not worrying about it again for 11 straight months. But until then, we figured we'd get you into the spirit for the big day tomorrow with a batch of hilarious holiday themed GIFs.

Warning: no Santa is safe from this point forward.


Now that's what I call the perfect Segway.


Okay cat, don't freak out, but you're actually Jewish.


I've never seen a kid so head over heels for Christmas. (rimshot) But seriously, the ambulance should be here in 10 minutes.


That's the opposite of slipping into something a little more comfortable.


I always wondered what this beach bum was like as a child.


These could be at the end of the credits to a cheesy Christmas sitcom. Complete with theme music.


This lady's got a few tricks up her sleeve when it comes to Christmas shopping on a budget.


We're all probably sick of "Star Wars" by now, but I cane let this one slide.


Jeez, no wonder Frosty returned.


If you pretend Santa is your bank account balance right now, you can totally see where this girl is coming from.


And you thought sitting on Santa's lap was traumatizing.


Unfortunately, that's the last funny Christmas GIF we can squeeze in. I mean, we COULD push our luck with another, but would prepurr to go out on top.

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Dammit! Knew we should have quit while we were ahead. Oh well. What's done is done. Merry Christmas, everyone!

 

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