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Emily Ratajkowski Got Bashed For Supporting Bernie Sanders Online


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Emily Ratajowski Got Bashed For Supprting Bernie Sanders Online

Sure, Emily Ratajkowski is mainly known for appearing in a poor man's Justin Timberlake's (Robin Thicke) music video for "Blurred Lines." But something else about her you may not know is that she's supporting presidential candidate Bernie Sanders, even introducing him at a rally.

Of course, that led to some people being super outraged upon learning that an attractive woman voiced her opinions on politics. Take a look at the backlash Emily received simply for voicing how much she feels the Bern:

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Scary thought: The idiots in these comments unfortunately also get a vote.

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Doubt anyone is angry at this: Emily Ratjkowski Poses Fully Nude On Instagram

 

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Will Never Post A Better Snapchat Than This



When you are Arnold Schwarzenegger and you can pull out one of your most famous lines in a Snapchat, you do it. And then you share it with all of us. And then we all laugh. And then we head off into the long weekend with a smile on our faces. Thanks, Arnie. You're a real friend.

 

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Happy Birthday To Chris Farley And Happy 20th Anniversary To 'Black Sheep'

Comedic legend Chris Farley would be 52 years old today, and one of the most underrated comedies of the deceased "SNL" great, "Black Sheep," turned 20 earlier this month. The film was released on February 2, 1996, less than two years before Farley tragically died. In honor of both, let's enjoy some highlights, funny photos, fun facts and other "Black Sheep" moments and pay tribute to one of comedy's biggest and brightest black sheep. Happy birthday, Chris Farley!

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Fun Fact #1: The old car from "Tommy Boy" is parked out front of the rec center where Mike Donnelly (Farley) works in "Black Sheep."

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Fun Fact #2: Farley uses the same football play, the 32-Belly Option, when he hikes the football at the rec center in "Black Sheep" as he did cow-tipping in "Tommy Boy" with Rob Lowe.

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Fun Fact #3: This is one of only three movies that iconic film critic Gene Siskel walked out on. It has a hilariously rotten score on Rotten Tomatoes, as well -- a measly 28 percent. But then again, "Tommy Boy" is only 44 percent on there, so screw Rotten Tomatoes.

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Fun Fact #4: A bulk of the script was written hours before the deadline, given to Farley 15 minutes before he could contractually pull out. He "wasn't crazy" about it, but agreed based on David Spade's involvement. This was the last film the two did together.

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Fun Fact #5: Gary Busey is in it.

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Fun Fact #6: The bright lights and constant sunlight from shooting much of "Black Sheep" outdoors gave David Spade permanent eye damage.

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Fun Fact #7: The security guards at "Rock the Vote" where Farley screams "Kill Whitey!" on stage are both of his brothers, John and Kevin Farley.

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Fun Fact #8: There is absolutely no way Mike Donnelly could have gotten stuck in the voting booth in this scene below, but Farley is at his best when he's freaking out and being a hilarious maniac. So we get it.


More: Wisconsin Badgers Release Long Lost Footage Of Chris Farley As Matt Foley

 

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Bella Hadid's Cleavage Should Win A Grammy

The Weeknd is lined up for a highly anticipated 2016 Grammy Awards performance with Lauren Hill, but his on-again, off-again girlfriend Bella Hadid's dress might go down as the most memorable event from the show. Hadid showed up on the arm of the R&B singer on the red carpet and her insanely low cut dress is definitely award worthy.

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Ciara Showed Off Her Insane Legs At The 2016 Grammy Awards

Ciara is either nominated for a Grammy tonight or she is not. I don't know. Because my brain stopped working when I tried to process these photos of the singer's long-ass legs from the 2016 Grammy Awards red carpet. Now is also a time to remind you that Ciara's Super Bowl-winning quarterback boyfriend, Russell Wilson, has decided not to have sex with her because of his religious beliefs.

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Damn it, Russell.

 

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Today's Funny Photos

Welcome back from the long weekend. Look, I don't want to work and you don't want to work, so let's all just giggle at these photos for a while before we clock out a little early tonight.

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Celebrities Who Have Vowed To Flee The U.S. If Trump (Or Another Candidate) Wins

For as long as social media existed there have always been threats of people vowing to leave United States if X, Y or Z candidate wins the presidency, and those threats are reaching a fever pitch during the lengthy primary season. Thanks to the immediacy of Twitter and Facebook and 24-hour TV we have plenty of sound bites from the glitterati and their destinations if a candidate takes the White House.

Electronic dance DJ Zedd vows to return to Germany if Trump wins (and got over 200,000 likes):

If Donald Trump becomes president, I'll move back to Germany.

Posted by Zedd on Wednesday, February 10, 2016


Cher let a fan know that if Trump wins she's leaving Earth:

Looks like Jon Stewart will join Cher in heading to another planet, too:
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"I would consider getting in a rocket and going to another planet," the comedian said to People magazine, "because clearly this planet's gone bonkers."

Dominic Monahan is strongly considering Canada:



Comedian Eddie Griffin is considering Africa as a choice destination if Trump wins:
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While actor Samuel L. Jackson is choosing South Africa if Trump wins:
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In case you think this a Trump bash-fest, we also found dislike from across the spectrum:

If Bernie Sanders gets in the White House, Bill O'Reilly vows to flee to Ireland:
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If Ted Cruz wins, one of "The Real Housewives of New York City" wants to trade in Gotham for London town:


Land of the free, home of the sound bites.

To be fair, there are celebs who want to "Make America Great Again," too: A List Of Celebrity Donald Trump Endorsements Thus Far

 

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5 Natural Items Proven To Increase A Man's Sex Drive

Are you in need of a boost to increase your sexual prowess? Look no further than things you find in your neighborhood market or your own kitchen. Here are the top items that are proven to reportedly increase a man's libido.

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Give thanks to reggae musicians for extolling the virtues of this plant. Cannabis has been known to increase libido -- and also your appetite. According to Details magazine, men who smoke weed have a much better sex lives than those who do not, and more frequently, too. The same article also revealed that couples who smoke together stay together, so there's someone you can also share your case of the munchies with after you do the deed.


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Java beans are well known for perking people up, but it can also enhance your sex drive, too. According to British newspaper The Independent, the secret to a great sex life can be achieved through having a least two cups of coffee per day. A study by the University of Texas has found that men who drank two cups a day where 42 per cent less likely to suffer from erectile dysfunction compared to men who didn't. Scientists believe it could be because the caffeine triggers a chemical reaction that increases blood flow to the penis by relaxing muscles.


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Want to sweeten up your sex life? Consider dark chocolate. According to Men's Fitness, dark chocolate -- in addition to being packed with healthy antioxidants -- is long considered an aphrodisiac. Cocoa beans contain phenylethamine, a "feel-good" chemical that triggers the release of opiate-like endorphins in the brain. Once the endorphins are released, they spike the production of dopamine, a neurotransmitter associated with pleasure. And that translates to more sweet sensations in the love department.


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Want to attract the ladies and boost your libido at the same time? Eat your garlic, since it contains allicin, an ingredient that AskMen.com reports to increase blood flow to the sexual organs. As such, it is a highly effective herb to help increase libido. Oh, yeah. It may be smelly but, according to Forbes, men who eat garlic also make women take notice in a good way. The magazine writes that "once garlic is digested, it simply produces a chemical reaction evidenced in male sweat that is, for whatever reason, appealing to women." That same odor is a sign of physical healthiness which translates into increased sexual health and vitality.


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Want to eat your way to a more robust sex drive? Pomegranate is a proven performance booster when you're making whoopee. According to Men's Fitness, the juice from this fruit, have been linked with antioxidants that support blood flow, which in turn, have a positive effect on erectile dysfunction.

And, on the flip side: 10 Foods That Reduce Your Sex Drive

 

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10 Celebrities You Didn't Know Saved Lives

Let's face it: being famous doesn't automatically make you a good person. Being able to pretend in front of a camera or make pleasant sounds with your mouth isn't what legends are really made of. But the modern world we live in treats celebrities like they're heroes. Usually that's unwarranted, but guess what: Some famous people actually are heroes. Read on to learn about 10 stars who, under the radar, saved other people's lives.

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The "Titanic" star doesn't really fit the mental picture we have of a fearless daredevil, but her quick thinking saved the life of a 90-year-old woman in 2011. While staying at Virgin tycoon Richard Branson's private Virgin Islands home, Winslet was personally responsible for getting Branson's elderly mother to safety during a terrifying fire. The blaze was started by a lightning strike from Hurricane Irene, and caused catastrophic damage to the home. As the guests were evacuating, Winslet ran in to pick up the Branson matriarch and get her to safety.


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Widely known as one of the nicest dudes in the acting game, John Malkovich earned extra cool points in 2013 when he helped an Ohio man avoid a grisly death. Malkovich was staying at the King Edward Hotel and was having a cigarette outside the front door when he saw 78-year-old Jim Walpole trip on the curb and cut his throat on a piece of scaffolding. The actor immediately rushed over and started applying pressure to the wound while Walpole's wife ran for help. Malovich expertly stemmed the blood loss and gave the man vital extra minutes before paramedics arrived.


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In January of this year, Jamie Foxx was just chilling out at his home in Hidden Valley, California, when he heard an outrageously awful noise from outside. He rushed out the door to see the carnage of a brutal car accident -- the intoxicated driver, Brett Kyle, had slipped on the rain-slick road and careened into a ditch, flipping his car over and setting it ablaze. With no regard for his own safety, Foxx ran outside, unbuckled Kyle's seatbelt and dragged the unconscious man 30 feet away from the wreck. Kyle was badly injured, but thanks to the mutitalented actor/singer's quick thinking, he survived.


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Rapper and entrepreneur T.I. has actually saved the lives of two people, but one of them was Scott Stapp from Creed so we're not going to talk about it. In 2010, T.I. was in Atlanta for a video shoot when he heard on the news that a man was threatening to jump from the 400 Colony Square building to his death. He called a radio DJ he knew who worked in the building and the pair made a plan for T.I. to come by and see if he could help out. When he got there, he recorded a short video for the suicidal man that police showed him, and it was enough to convince him to come in off the ledge. All's well that ends well, we guess.


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The thought of having a heart attack at the age of 27 is terrifying, so when jogger Sam Dempster went down during a run through London's Hyde Park in 2012, he figured it was all over for him. Thankfully, he was spotted by a very unusual guardian angel -- actor Dustin Hoffman, who rushed to his side and called emergency services. Hoffman stayed with Dempster until the paramedics arrived and resuscitated the poor chump, and then congratulated them on a job well done. The jogger was taken to the hospital and successfully given a pacemaker implant to prevent any further attacks.


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When you think about boy band dudes, "hero" isn't anywhere near close to the top of the list. But former *NSYNC member JC Chasez actually earned that title in 2012 on Miami Beach. When a careless helicopter pilot flew too close to the sand, it kicked up a vortex of wind that sent furniture flying. Chasez and his girlfriend were outside their hotel when the singer spotted a flying beach umbrella heading right for a one-year-old girl. Using his dancing feet, Chasez dashed for the umbrella and grabbed it right before it skewered the child. It's an unusual rescue, but it counts.


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In 1997, Gerard Butler was just beginning his ascent to stardom, but he certainly started off on the right foot. While on a trip to Scotland, he heard a commotion from the nearby River Tay. Butler, who was having a picnic with his mother at the time, rushed to the scene and jumped in the water to save a 14-year-old boy who was being pulled under by an unexpectedly strong current. That summer had seen multiple fatal drownings in the UK, so it was only through the actor's quick reflexes and already impressive physical strength that another one was averted. Once the lad was ashore, Butler helped pump the water from his lungs and resuscitate him.


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The actor who played Dirty Harry is a notorious tough guy, but he saved somebody's life in the most ridiculous way possible. In 2014, Eastwood was attending a PGA Tour party with a bunch of golf bigwigs when, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man starting to choke. The victim, tournament organizer Steve John, had misjudged the size of a piece of cheese and it lodged in his airway, preventing him from breathing. Eastwood, with a speed belying his 83 years, immediately rushed to his side and performed the Heimlich maneuver, rocketing the murderous tidbit out of John's mouth and saving his life.


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The year after the Red Sox broke the curse and won the World Series for the first time in nearly a hundred years, former Sox shortstop Nomar Garciaparra proved that he was a hero off the diamond as well. Nomar and his uncle were hanging out in his Charlestown condo when they heard splashing and screaming. They headed outside to find that a woman had fallen off a pier into Boston Harbor, hitting her head on the way down. Nomar and his uncle both dived into the water and pulled the woman and a friend to safety. It was quite a daring rescue, according to observers at the scene.


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The "oaty" half of Hall & Oates isn't the type of guy you'd pick for a badass, but during the duo's first Australian tour in the 1980s, he shut down an armed robber. The band was eating in a Melbourne restaurant after the show when a masked stick-up artist walked in with a sawed-off shotgun and demanded that the waitress empty the till. Oates rushed the dude and actually knocked him through a plate-glass window, holding him there until the cops could show up. The robber was a guy known as the "Rusty Gun Bandit," wanted for a series of similar heists, and were it not for the pop singer's quick reflexes things could have gone much worse.

Infants can be heroes, too: The World's Most Badass Babies

 

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2016 Grammy Awards: The Best Tweets, Photos and More

While the 2016 Grammy awards may have cured a lot of people of their insomnia, those who stuck around may have discovered that there were highlights that had the Internet talking. From photos to tweets, the Grammy awards still had its moments. Take a look below at the best of the Grammys:







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Although this may have stole the spotlight: Belle Hadid's Cleavage Should Win A Grammy

 

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How To Trick Your Mom When You Go To Your Friend's Unsupervised House

There's so much craziness in the world today that sometimes a mom needs to be certain that her kids are where they say they are going to be and are safe; and that's why sometimes they will ask for proof just like the mom below did. But unfortunately for her, her daughter knows a thing or two about Google images.

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Pretty sure this is the only thing Kate Gosselin has ever been useful for.

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Or you can do this instead: This Is What Happens When You're Trying To Be A Thug And Your Mom Walks In

 

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Chrissy Teigen Goes Topless For Sports Illustrated

If you don't follow Chrissy Teigen on Instagram (or if you're not a Sports Illustrated reader) you probably missed out on something important: Teigen topless.

Before heading to the Grammy Awards with John Legend, Teigen treated her fans to some photos from Sports Illustrated's latest swimsuit issue; the seventh time that Teigen has appeared in the magazine's swimsuit issue. Take a look at the photos below thanks to her Instagram:

So excited to announce my 7th appearance in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition - I had to count that a million times before I believed it! My @si_swimsuit family, I love you! There is nothing like being a part of this brand and this issue. My shoot was in beautiful Zanzibar and shot by the incomparable @ruvenafanador, who is just as wonderful, kind, serene and lovely as everyone has ever told me. He thinks about every little aspect of a photo, every detail. HMU by @peterbutlerhair and @joannegair I LOVE you and am so lucky you allow me to be in your chairs! @mj_day and @darciebaum and @ja_neyney @hillarydrezner and @karencarpk - you are my family. I am proud to be in the issue but SO proud of all the work you guys put into this every single year. I just love you all. Jesus this is dramatic I know! And to all my fellow @si_swimsuit girls, congrats on a beautiful issue!!! I will see you this week in MIAMI!!!! I can't wait to kiss all your beautiful faces!

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Not the first time we've seen her topless: Chrissy Teigen Currently Has A Topless Photo Up On Instagram (NSFW)

 

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These 14 Photos Are A Perfectionist's Dream

To be a perfectionist is to be at least a little mad. After all, few people take the time to get their jobs done just right, so to the person who holds everything they do to such a high standard, it can drive them nuts when they see something that is even remotely out of place. Well, no worries in that department when it comes to the following photos. Whoever put these works of flawlessness together deserves to be promoted. Or maybe they should have their heads examined. We aren't quite sure.

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Seems like a lot of effort for peppers.

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That's one way for a perfectionist to get wood.

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Valiant effort, but Oreos are so delicious no one will even notice.

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Give us a raise, Old Navy.

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How did they fit the rest of the giant lawn gnomes in those barrels?

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This design is very apple-ing (get it, like "appealing" but a super lame joke?).

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I dunno, the Portland Trail Blazers might sue.

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That's pretty good, but...

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...this dude was hardwired for his job.

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Think I'll grab from the top.

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Of course they're calculus books.

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Seriously, though, who stocks that much Jarritos?

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If I know Walmart customers like I think I do, these photos will be reversed in about 7 seconds.

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Whoever stacked these must be tired.
...I hate myself.

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Related: That Fits Perfectly: 17 Photos of Objects Fitting Into Other Objects

 

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Weird News: You'll Never Go In The Water Again After You See What Washed Ashore In Australia

Photoshopped or not, you'll find me poolside at the Comfort Inn instead of wading through an Australian lake thanks to this beast.

According to the Daily Mail, perhaps the most disturbing sea creature of all time washed up on the shore of Lake Macquarie in Australia last week, and people on social media are losing their shit over it.

And rightfully so. I mean, look at this thing:

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Some on the Internet feel that the crocodile/dragon/dolphin/sea serpent is the result of a less terrifying creature being photoshopped by some sick individual. Others such as Australian Museum fish collector Mark McGrouther think that it's a pike eel that was "discarded by fishermen who got more than they bargained for when they tried to reel it in."

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Our guess is that some kid in Australia started reading "The Neverending Story" but got bored halfway through the book and decided to play video games instead. And that didn't bode too well for Falkor the Luck Dragon this time around.

Whatever it is, we suggest staying in the boat the next time you're Down Under.

Speaking of disgusting: Watch This Woman Scrape Her Long, Gross Toenails Across The Floor And Try Not To Cringe

 

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Britney Spears Is Looking For A Nerd With A 'Really Big Penis'

If the legend holds true, then it looks like she can narrow her search to specific geographic regions.

According to TMZ, pop star Britney Spears was performing at one of her Las Vegas residency shows at The AXIS inside Planet Hollywood Sunday night when she decided to let the crowd know exactly what she's looking for in a man these days.

That man? You guessed it: "A hot nerd, like a really hot guy with a really big penis."


Well, it looks like you can count me out then. I mean, if I was a nerd, then yeah, I'd be perfect for her. But that just isn't the case.

​It looks as though Spears should plan on making a few tour stops in Bolivia: Which Country Has The Biggest Dicks In The World?

 

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Free Agent Outfielder Delmon Young Had His Facebook Account Hacked...By His Girlfriend

It's been a brutal month for free agent outfielder Delmon Young. As if getting arrested for strangling and threatening to kill a valet attendant wasn't bad enough, he now has to deal with the fact that his girlfriend hacked his Facebook account because he allegedly cheated on her on Valentine's Day.

Let's take a peek at how that went, shall we? But heads up: NSFW language

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The best part of the hack job has to be when Young's scorned girlfriend tried to type "though," but it was autocorrected to "those." So she decided to point out her error and fix it with the correct spelling, which in her mind was "thou."

Stay in school, kids.

h/t Barstool Sports

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19 Things That Perfectly Sum Up The '90s

When you think of the '90s, you probably think about Nirvana, Nintendo and "Good Burger." But there are hundreds of fads, knickknacks and doodads that represent that colorful era. These are the ones that stand out the most.

1. The Oregon Trail
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We got our thrills hunting bison, killing rabbits and tending to our oxen. It was a blast until you succumbed to dysentery. By then, it was game over. "The Oregon Trail" has been around since 1974 in various incarnations. The creators of the game hit the big time when Macintosh brought us the Classic Edition in 1990. Much like the Twitter-obsessed tech monkeys we've become today, young millennials and Generation Xers stayed glued to that epic 19th century experience for countless hours.

2. AIM
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The only people who still use AIM are employees who shoot the shit with each other while pretending to work. Everyone else is a Perverted Justice decoy or victim of Chris Hanson. AOL Instant Messenger was the first social media. You weren't cool unless you had it. So everyone had it. It was, hands down, the best way to pick up chicks in middle school. Although the sound of a dial-up connection still haunts people who remember it, that momentary displeasure went away right as you were typing "ASL?"

3. Teen idols pretending to be bad boys when they're not really
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NSYNC. 98 Degrees. Backstreet Boys. Every album cover featured a set of manicured dudes with hair quaffed, broodingly glancing your way. In retrospect they were about as manly as Justin Bieber riding a pink unicorn into a rainbow, but it's the effort that counts.

4. Shock jocks
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After Howard Stern came into prominence during the '80s, a wave of shock jockery hit the air. Even terrestrial radio got edgy. Yes, once upon a time your local station had girls doing weird things with ping pong balls. With the '90s came Opie & Anthony, Ron & Fez, and other acts aimed at capturing a piece of that male demographic. But it wouldn't last. As the FCC ramped up its efforts to silence anything remotely crude, coupled with crackdowns by executives worried about advertising revenue, the era of the shock jock faded. A mass exodus to Sirius XM and Web podcasts was the result.

5. Investing in silliness such as Beanie Babies, Pogs and other GOTTA-HAVE-EM-ALLS
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'Twas a trend that rocked suburbia for a number of years, only to turn into collector's items once the Internet killed playtime. Whoever had the most Pogs, Pokemon cards or Beanie Babies was the coolest kid on the block.

6. Single-star comedy movies
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After Chris Farley died, comedy flicks morphed into something else entirely. We used to go to the movies to see Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler and Eddie Murphy light up the silver screen as centerpieces. Now, we can expect an array of ensemble players spouting off seemingly improvised dialogue. And that's fine. But, boy, do I miss Steve Martin, Bill Murray, John Candy and yes, even David Spade.

7. The friendship of SmarterChild
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He would listen, write back and always be up for a bit of gentle ribbing.

8. JOLT Cola
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JOLT was the 5-hour ENERGY of the '90s. It turned kids into crack-addled midgets running around and mothers into nervous wrecks. In 2009, the company that came out with JOLT -- Wet Planet Beverages -- filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

9. Video stores
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Mark my words -- one day you'll be telling your grandson, "You know, when I was a kid, we used to have to drive FIVE MILES to rent a movie."

10. Mel Gibson, "Sexiest Man Alive"
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Mel Gibson was literally "What Women Want." And then, a few years later, he was blacklisted by Hollywood for getting all Hitlery. But during this glorious decade, he was the toast of audiences everywhere for his classic brand of garish manliness. It's too bad he said that thing about that cop's nose and screamed at his Russian wife via answering machine, because "Braveheart" and "Lethal Weapon" showed kids of the '90s how to be men.

11. Alternative rock
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The day Nirvana came out with "Smells Like Teen Spirit," a wave of four-chord dreamers thought, "Hey, it really is possible." The result: Third Eye Blind, No Doubt, Blink 182, Sublime, Everclear, Marcy Playground, Weezer, The Smashing Pumpkins, Green Day, Counting Crows, Garbage, Rage Against the Machine, Fastball, Smash Mouth, The Goo Goo Dolls. Then Napster happened. As Eric Victorino of The Limousines puts it, "Internet killed the video star." Alternative rock went the way of hair bands and now we're stuck with Azalea Banks.

12. Horror flicks with the cast looking super startled on the cover
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Whenever a movie starred five people with a serial killer on the loose, odds are the movie poster featured each of them in black looking scared. I don't know why; that's just the way it was.

13. R.L. Stine
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I will always remember my palms sweating while reading about Slappy the living dummy. Much like Pogs and Pokemon, everyone collected "Goosebumps." It was the Harry Potter series of the previous decade.

14. Jazz cups
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Why the hell was this design so famous?

15. Celebrity Deathmatch
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"Celebrity Deathmatch" marked the end of an era for MTV. Running from 1998 to 2002, it featured celebrities beating the shit out of each other in claymation. Here's Michael Jackson vs. Madonna if you need a refresher course. MTV2 recently announced there would be a revival -- "reimagined for a world of social media and hourly Twitter wars," of course.

16. Chicks wearing scrunchies and chokers; dudes wearing flannel and baggy jeans
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Let me rattle off a few more: One-strap overalls, skate tees, bleached hair, wallet chains, Skechers, Airwalks, pagers, flat tops, Umbro, sweaters tied around the waist, crimped hair, No Fear, mood rings, fanny packs, bowl cuts and slap bracelets. Basically anything that the Fresh Prince or Cher Horowitz wore.

17. Dunkaroos
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Remember this sugary goodness in your mouth?

18. The Macarena
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It recently came to light that "Macarena" was really about a girl who cheats with two dudes on her soldier boyfriend while he's away. But that didn't stop it from becoming an international hit in 1994. It spent 14 weeks on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 at No. 1, and everyone in the nation from churchgoers to party animals gyrated their hips in unity.

19. Bill Clinton
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A question for the readers: Would he have had the same presidency if the Internet were around to keep him in check?

 

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Emily Ratajkowski Goes Nude On Instagram And We Know You Don't Have An Issue With This

I don't understand why Emily Ratajkowski got bashed for voicing her opinions on politics, but I do understand why I stared at the nude photo she posted on Instagram for far too long. Like, an unhealthy amount of time.

Emily shared a nude photo with an announcement that she will be part of Lena Dunham's newsletter "Lenny." Let's take a look at the gift Emily gave us:


Oh, and Emily shared another naked picture of herself; this time posing in a tub while drinking wine because that's what bored models do:

Snowed in. 🍷🛁❄️

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I do the same thing when I'm snowed in but it's not quite as attractive.

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Help Kanye West Get Out Of Debt Using This GoFundMe Page

In case you missed it, Kanye West recently stated that he was in serious debt -- like $53 million in debt. According to Kanye, while "he's personally rich" and can buy "furs and houses" for his family, he still needs more money in "order to bring more beautiful ideas to the world."

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Help Kanye West Get Out Of Debt Using This GoFundMe Post

Let's first take a look at the tweet of Kanye sharing his "problem" with us:


Hell, he even asked one of the richest men in the world for help:


Not to worry, though, because now there's a GoFundMe where you can give Kanye money so he can continue to change the world. Already, $15 has been raised, just a tad short of the $53 million goal.

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So come on, folks. Give as much as you can so we can provide this guy the financial support he deserves:

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Help here!

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Prince's Passport Photo Is Just As Fabulous As You Imagined

While we were busy trying to figure out why Lionel Richie got his own tribute at the Grammy Awards, we completely missed Prince tweeting out his passport photo. But we're happy we noticed it now because this is a photo that can't be missed.

Prince himself tweeted out the photo, and we have to admit: It puts all of our photos to shame. Take a look:


This certainly beats my passport photo that looks like it could double as a "most wanted" ad.

h/t UPROXX

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