Can somebody please inform New York Knicks coach Kurt Rambis that everything you like on Twitter can be seen by the public? Because I'm pretty sure he has no idea.
I can understand that coaching the Knicks is filled with a lot of stress and losing, so relieving your stress is acceptable. What's not acceptable is liking a picture of a woman masturbating -- a "like" that can be seen by everyone with an Internet connection -- when you're the head coach of an NBA team. But that's apparently what Rambis did.
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Although, according to Jonathan Supranowitz, the team's VP of public relations, Rambis' Twitter was hacked: "Kurt did not like those items on his Twitter page and we worked with Twitter to make sure the situation did not happen again," Supranowitz explained.
I can understand some schmuck who has 30 followers liking this photo, but Rambis has almost 44,000 followers, and oh yeah, was recently named head coach of the Knicks.
Here's a closer look of what Rambis is into when he has some free time on his phone:
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Get your shit together, Kurt.
They say that all insects serve a purpose on this planet, but after hours of research, the only thing we could find that would come close to qualifying as a purpose for hornets is that they are nature's assholes.
But by the looks of things, one bike of hornets picked the wrong family to screw with late last year when the man of the house decided to fight back with...wait for it...a flamethrower.
And here's how that went:
Well, if this Mad Max character didn't take out that hornets nest the first time around, we're pretty sure he got all of them with his 22nd effort.
You know, I will volunteer my seat on this flight after all.
According to the Daily Mail, a man without a care in the world walked into Nashville International Airport Sunday evening and lined up with the folks in Priority Access at the American Airlines ticket counter.
Oh, and without any clothes on. Tod Brilliant was able to snap these photos and upload them to his Facebook page:
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Eric Cherry was arrested and charged with indecent exposure but not before he attempted to purchase a ticket from an American employee. Police cut the transaction short and escorted Cherry to his car to get his clothes before taking him downtown.
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But the story gets even crazier, as this apparently wasn't the first time Cherry was arrested for waltzing through part of the airport butt-ass naked. Cops responding to a complaint of a nude man walking through the airport's economy parking lot in 2009 eventually found Cherry sitting naked in his vehicle. He was charged with public indecency that time around as well.
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Thankfully, this is just a case of a dude who likes to get buck naked at airports. For a second there, we thought Spirit Airlines was now charging a fee if you fly one of their planes while clothed.
Remember when you were like four years old, and your parents told you to look both ways for cars before crossing the street?
Well, that same logic applies when "cars" is replaced by "trains," and instead of crossing the street, you're jumping down onto the train tracks and trying to cross them like this dipshit in Australia last week:
Authorities said the man was likely an everyday morning commuter and added that even though the train conductor applied the brakes, the man still likely would have been crushed had he not jumped out of the way because the train had been traveling at 55 mph.
Surprisingly, it was the 143rd near-hit on the V/Line network in the last year alone, which means at this point, trying to jump from the platform to cross those tracks would be almost as bad an idea as going bareback with Charlie Sheen.
Odds are, model Abigail Ratchford has already been on your radar for quite some time. We've certainly been keeping tabs on her Instagram page, and it's paid off splendidly so far. The latest reason to love her comes in the form of a new sexy video featuring Lenny Kravitz's version of "American Woman" and the luckiest Ferrari you will ever see. But we don't imagine you'll be paying much attention to the car.
How would you feel if someone demolished your home right in front of your eyes? Now, imagine it was someone you loved and trusted. Multiply that anger 10 times over and you'll possibly be as irate as the cockatoo in the following video. We're not exactly sure where you work, but judging by the sheer volume of rapid-fire obscenities squawking out of this bird's mouth, we went ahead and labeled this one NSFW due to language. That is your last f**king warning.
The penis. This precious appendage is simultaneously awesome and awful. It's awesome because our penises have all the feels, and even slightly bending our boners can give a mighty fantastic sensation. It's awful because it can also be a great source of pain should it be hit or even lightly grazed in any way. Regardless, our penises aren't going anywhere (unless you ask to have it removed for reasons nobody has to know about), so we've learned to play around with the thing. Because we're guys and playing with things is what we do, below are the many ways guys mess around with our wieners.
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A flaccid penis has the general texture of slightly chewed gum. So if we're bored one evening, we may choose to stretch our penises to their fullest extent –- you know, for shits and giggles. But also to see how big it can be for measurement purposes. Sure, it might hurt, but now we know better.
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Like Buffalo Bill displays in "Silence of the Lambs" ("Would you f*ck me? I'd f*ck me. I'd f*ck me hard"), sometimes a guy may choose to jokingly tuck his twig and berries between his legs so that his genitals resemble a vagina. No judgment.
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Similar to what a lady might do with a lock of hair, a man may twirl his flaccid penis with his finger when he's got nothing better to do. Many times, this act leads to masturbation. And by many times, I mean always.
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This is much easier to accomplish if a man is more of a grower than a shower, but when flaccid, we can actually push our penises inside our bodies like a button. Then, it's as if the thing didn't exist at all. Well except for the balls; those won't fit. Or at least, I hope they wouldn't.
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If a dude has a boner and is then asked to perform a chore or do something that will force him to stand up, he's going to tuck that mighty erection in his waistband. This serves as our greatest line of defense against possible humiliation due to tent pitching.
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Although I have no idea which muscle is responsible for this feat, every man has discovered that he can bounce his manhood without even touching it. It's basically boner magic -- the secret of which we don't even know.
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In an aggressive movement, a man will wag his erect penis by shifting his hips from left to right so that our boners smack the sides of our hips like a log of salami. It's great fun when you happen upon a boner at an inopportune time to masturbate, because wagging comes in a close second. Kind of.
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Honestly, slapping our penises is very much the same as wagging. You have a boner. It's there. So you play with it. Slapping it against our bodies is just the way we sometimes go about it.
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Turning your wiener into a hot dog is quite easy. All you do is rest your shaft in between your two balls so that your scrotum now serves as a bun and the shaft as the beefy wiener. If you haven't done this before, you will.
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Since men are societally judged by the size of their penises, we're going to measure it to make sure we're within the national average. This is probably an unnecessary thing to do, because we ultimately round our measurement to eight inches anyways.
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Like a gal with a selfie, a man goes through many dick pics before selecting the image that the lucky recipient will receive but never asked for. Ultimately, we want it to be shot close-up, and from a low angle so it looks more tower-esque. Some will even feature everyday items like a remote or RedBull can so that you can better see its true size.
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When our hands are down our pants, we say we're scratching our balls, but this isn't entirely true. More accurately put, we're probably cupping our balls. As for the reason why? Who knows. Perhaps we cup our penises to protect them. I can't give a scientific answer to why we do this because I doubt there is one. So let's go with this: We do it because it feels good, and keeps our hands warm during the winter months.
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If you speak out loud for a living, your odds of saying something stupid are pretty good. If you used to play a game for a living, and now you're talking out loud about that game on TV, then those stupidity odds are increased even further. And if you're broadcasting about a game you once played, which involved getting your head smooshed by giant men on Sundays, then those odds are compounded exponentially. Now, I'm not saying everyone on this list is stupid, but the evidence below clearly shows they've all at least said some really stupid shit. But just because what they've said is stupid, that doesn't necessarily mean it's not funny.
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I was just going to call this list "Here's 10 Reasons Why Phil Simms Is an Asshole," but I was worried about breaking my computer over my skull while doing the research. Do Giants fans even like that guy anymore? I used to think I just hated him for dismantling my Denver Broncos back in the hard-time '80s, but after enduring his analysis for too many years, I've realized it's not so much what he says, which is horrible, but what he doesn't say. Along with that nincompoop Nantz, who are both in the habit of completely ignoring some poor, yet-to-be-identified Bronco writhing in pain, just offscreen. But as inept as Jim is, Phil almost makes him look smart. Take for example when Phil says, "For it to be a forward pass, it's got to go forward," while explaining the laws of propulsion during the 2012 AFC Wild Card game before Tim Tebow, God and the Broncos beat the Steelers in overtime.
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When you're getting put in your place by Joe Buck, your place probably shouldn't be calling games. Aikman should live in the past, because his present is driving the rest of us to drink. Here's a fine example of his new profession going horribly wrong: Aikman describes the Seahawks as being the only unbeaten NFC team, while announcing the Saints game, who just happen to be undefeated too; and last I checked, also in the NFC. God help me if I'm ever passive-aggressively corrected by Joe Buck.
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Trent Dilfer is starting to grow on me as an analyst, so much so that I actually hear some of the things he says nowadays. But it wasn't always easy, as this gem clearly shows: "You cannot lose games in the NFL and still win." Hard to argue with that kind of logic. However, it's easy to argue about whether or not this is the stupidest thing he's ever uttered, considering his Wikipedia page attributes Bald-Dilf with the catchphrase "turned a stinky sandwich into an ice cream cone."
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Usually David Aldridge offers some cogent analysis and asks non-dumb questions. Alas, on this occasion, while interviewing Greg Popovich between the third and fourth quarter of a Spurs game, Aldridge didn't choose his words wisely enough for the best coach in the NBA, and the analyst quickly realizes the error of his ways. There's no happiness in basketball. None! I've never seen a sideline reporter look so sad during an interview before. It's like Pop stared him in the soul and said: "You're better than that, Aldridge." I can only hope Aldridge went home and ran some suicides after. To be fair, querying a coach if he's happy about shot selection is far from the dumbest question ever asked by a sideline reporter, but sometimes the stupidest questions can only be judged by the answers. This just goes to show you that men can't handle the pressure of a courtside interview like women with cleavage.
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Speaking of a woman with cleavage, I so long for the days when that's all Erin Andrews was to me. Alas, now, as she speaks more, she's becoming more and more like Joe Buck with cleavage. What a terrible thought. Look, I know that whole peephole thing was a violation, and I used to think the reason I don't like her is because I'm disappointed in myself for looking so long and hard at the footage. But she's been getting steadily more annoying with each appearance, especially since she does the same thing for Dancing With the Stars that she does for actual sporting contests that involve pads. Or at least cups, like the one Hunter Pence is presumably wearing in this shockingly bad World Series interview, where Andrews doesn't just blatantly make up shit, but she asks Hunter Pence to go along with it. Then gets him to apologize.
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I don't think I purposefully picked all Joe Buck's broadcasting partners, but it does make sense that he's surrounded by idiots, who are getting dumber every time they share a broadcast booth with the reviled Buck. Clearly McCarver has suffered more from Buckposure than most, judging from numerous hate groups organized in his dishonor, some with great titles, like "Tim McCarver doesn't know anything and should be forced to live in the woods." Pretty much every time McCarver picks up a mic, he says something preposterous, like when he said, "Yankees pitchers have had great success against Cabrera when they get him out." But my favorite McCarverism was during the 1992 NLCS, when he talked trash about Prime Time Neon Deion Sanders' plan to play both pro football and baseball on the same day. The reason it's my favorite is because when the Braves won the pennant, Sanders dumped multiple buckets of ice water on his head as McCarver tried to conduct locker room interviews, which is far and away the best use of McCarver on television since his playing days.
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In 1973, while Howie was likely drinking and broadcasting again, he called black Redskin Joe Washington a "little monkey." Surprisingly, no one seemed to notice. But ten years later, with Political Correctness not quite a thing, and again versus our nation's least politically correct NFL organization, while describing Redskins wide receiver Alvin Garrett's elite quickness, Cosell said, "That little monkey gets loose, doesn't he?" And that was pretty much the end of Cosell's colorful career. But it matters little, because his legacy remains untarnished, since we all remember him for his influence on "Better Off Dead" anyways.
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I used to watch a lot of sports when Jimmy the Greek was still allowed to speak publicly, but the only thing I remember about him is the above analysis of the NFL coaching landscape of the late '80s, and how it related to "the blacks," "the whites" "the Greeks," and "the Jews." I didn't understand it then, but now I can see we probably should have expected some oversimplification of things by a guy who refers to himself as "The Greek." But really, when you listen to what he's saying, it's not that bad. He thinks all the "thes" deserve an equal shot at coaching, even if that does mean the end of the whites in football.
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If he wasn't such an asshole, he'd just be Stephen Smith. But while Stephen A. has given pundits plenty to rant about, his espousing of the "Bitch Had It Coming" philosophy is his most assholish work yet. And it's not just that he thinks women shouldn't provoke "wrong actions" -- like Ray Rice TKO-ing his fiancée -- it's that he tries to "employ the female members of his family" to quit provoking violent dudes.
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Joe Buck. Why do I hate him so? What has he ever done to me, personally, other than speak moronically and with obvious bias while I'm trying to watch the Broncos? Have I always hated him with such vigor? I know it's gotten progressively worse. I'm sure it has something to do with my assumption that Joe only got the job because his dad was the once great Jack Buck. Poor Jack, so tragic to have your hard-earned and much-merited legacy forever tarnished by your own stupid son. Who has made this whole world suffer. So, for the many pains Joe has inflicted upon so many, I refuse to pick just one Joe Buck utterance. As far as I'm concerned, the act of calling some of Buck's words dumber than the rest would imply that some are less dumb.
We've heard of Celebrities With Hot Daughters, but what about twins? Here are some celebrities you maybe weren't aware were twins. Because hey, nothing spells out inadequacy better than spending the holidays with someone way more successful you shared a womb with.
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Somehow the good lord had enough energy after making a flawless Scarlett to still make another human being. Scarlett's twin, Hunter, starred with her in "Manny & Lo" in 1996. That was obviously before he worked as a campaign manager for the Obama administration.
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Though she's not a huge as Gisele, she's still got the Bundchen looks. Gisele's twin sister, Patricia, once briefly modeled with her but is now Gisele's manager.
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The former "That '70s Show" star has a twin named Michael who lives back home in Iowa. He was diagnosed early on with cerebral palsy and had a heart transplant in his teens.
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Some folks don't realize they're different people, as these '90s heartthrobs look so much alike, and they're both actors. Jeremy London starred in "Dazed & Confused," whereas his twin brother starred in "Party of Five." But both are old as hell now!
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This jagged little girl has a twin pillar in her brother, Wade, a free-living indie rocker, yoga instructor, writer and therapist. Sounds like he's got some of her "Ironic" money lying around.
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The talking bear "Ted" villain and popular face since the days of "Friends" and "Gone in 60 Seconds" has a twin actress sister, Marissa. She played roles in popular earlier films, too, including "Pleasantville" and "Dazed & Confused."
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The "Mr. Robot" actor has an identical twin brother, Sami. That's Rami and Sami, to be clear. That's almost as fun as this photo is hard to tell them apart.
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It's hard to tell the two apart, as both are successful actors. Shawn is better known in film as Iceman in the "X-Men" films, whereas his twin brother, Aaron, played Jimmy Olsen in the CW Superman prequel, "Smallville."
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It takes two blades to get to glory, and Jon Heder does it with his twin brother, Dan. Although not an actor like his twin bro, Dan works in the industry with special effects.
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Joseph is the electrifying "American Horror Story" actor with the twin brother and conservationist, Jacob. They come from a long line of sophisticated artists, filmmakers and composers, including their older brother, actor Ralph Fiennes.
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The "24" star only has seven minutes on his sister in escaping the womb, and it was probably more exciting than anything else playing on Fox. Kiefer's twin sister, Rachel, followed him into entertainment where she works as post production supervisor in both TV and film. But don't they make a seemingly happy couple of about 30 years?
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The sexy Bond Girl Eva Green has a twin sister, Joy. The actress says they're very different, as Joy studied business, rears horses in France and is married to an Italian count. So there.
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Vin was born Mark Sinclair Vincent, alongside his brother, Paul Vincent. His brother works as a film editor, but more importantly shared a slippery space for nine months with someone we could potentially call Vin Vincent.
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The "Party Girl" actress is still looking good, but did you know she has a twin brother, Chris? The two were born in Baltimore and grew up in Louisiana, but now she's an actress and he's a lawyer in Atlanta, last we heard. He kind of looks like Jim Carrey circa "The Cable Guy" here.
(Related: The Cast of "Dazed & Confused" Then & Now)
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Charlotte is a famous fashion designer and has a twin sister, DJ Samantha. Charlotte started her line of C. Ronson and got her first shop up on Elizabeth Street in New York. Oh yeah, and their brother is Mark Ronson, the producer behind the 2016 Grammy winner for Record of The Year "Uptown Funk."
After watching this video of a huge anaconda in a dude's house, all of you who have fears about finding a spider in your house may actually welcome a spider instead of having to deal with a beast like this:
The footage was taken in Brazil and not anywhere near me thankfully. But hey, it could have been worse for this guy -- he could have ended up like Jon Voight.
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Well, it certainly seems that way, at least according to the Instagram Rich Russian Teens. The account showcases the lavish and decked-out lifestyles of Russia's richest teens, proving that not everyone is completely miserable in Russia. Well, at least if you're super rich you aren't.
The person in charge of running the account says that while he is mocking social injustice, he does not hate the rich teens of Russian high society. At least not like we do.
Check out some of the most ridiculous pictures below thanks to the Rich Russian Teens account:
According to her Instagram, Alyssa Nelson says she likes whiskey and America, and that alone is making be rethink my marriage.
But it's obvious that she's also a big fan of Miami Heat guard Goran Dragic penetrating the defense and taking it hard to the basket for two points, and there are two very good reasons why that is a good thing for us, fellas:
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Good lord! If head coach Erik Spoelstra really cares about his players and the Heat fan base, he'll need to start calling that play at least 25 times a game when she's in the house.
If you're upset that you didn't make it out to American Airlines Arena to see her in person last night, it's your own fault, as Nelson let all of her Instagram fans know ahead of time that she was going to be there:
There are two types of people -- those who want fame and those who avoid it. The following people had a taste and added up the positives and negatives before coming to the conclusion that they could take it or leave it. But why? Here are a few theories, but they surely aren't the only ones that exist.
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The man who once delighted audiences with "Airheads," "The Mummy" and even "Bedazzled" is nowhere to be seen. After 2010's "Furry Vengeance" (which received a stellar eight percent on Rotten Tomatoes), it seems things have gone sour. The last Fraser sighting was a stint on History Channel's "Texas Rising," which only lasted five episodes and ceased in June 2015.
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In 2010, Renee Zellweger finished "My Own Love Song" and then abruptly vanished from the planet. In 2014 she reappeared, sporting a brand new look which many speculated was due to plastic surgery. She took plenty of heat from fans on the matter, but she's not finished yet. The pouty-faced, squinty-eyed star famous for Bridget Jones and various roles in critically acclaimed films such as "Jerry Maguire" is making a comeback. "Bridget Jones's Baby" is wrapping production and is set to come out this year. Don't let the haters get you down, boo.
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You can guess where this one's going. Once the sweetest face in Hollywood -- pouty pink lips, glowing blue eyes, and a smile that could make Tom Hanks' heart melt -- her look has now forever changed. In the late '80s and '90s, Ryan was the archetypical rom-com love interest, starring in "You've Got Mail," "Sleepless in Seattle" and "When Harry Met Sally..." Since 2009, she's only been in a handful of low-level TV series. But according to an interview with Porter Magazine, it appears she's over the tidal waves of criticism handed to her choice to undergo plastic surgery: "I love my age. I love my life right now. I love what I know about. I love the person I've become, the one I've evolved into. In my life I've been scrappy as hell, but I feel easy with things now. I think that comes with age."
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When it comes to the biz, you have to pretend. That's acting, after all. If your reputation holds up as someone people want to work with again, you're safe. Katherine Heigl's didn't. It was a straight shot to superstardom after "Knocked Up" and "27 Dresses," but after "The Ugly Truth," the real ugly truth that she was a difficult diva came out. As an example, after "Knocked Up" in 2007, she claimed the movie was "a little bit sexist." This prompted Seth Rogen to trash her on "The Howard Stern Show." Heigl's publicist fired her -- which normally happens the other way around -- and she's been MIA in the blockbuster scene ever since.
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It may only seem like Zach Braff has disappeared off the radar because of "Scrubs" ending in 2010. Roles of a lifetime come and go, and ever since, he's mostly made brief periodic appearances in small series here and there. If the directorial and written talent showcased in "Garden State" and his more recent "Wish I Was Here" is any indication, however, Mr. Braff's career is far from over; just dormant.
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There is a simple explanation for Myers' lack of appearances as of late: 1) He got dat Shrek money, and 2) He became a father. Telling Jimmy Kimmel about fatherhood, "It's the happiest time in my life. I always wanted to have kids. I always thought I'd like it, of course, I didn't know I was going to love it." If there's any reason to escape the clutches of Hollywood, it's to focus your talents for family life. However, rumor has it "Austin Powers 4" is currently in the works. The question is, do we even want it?
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If you're wondering why Rick Moranis left your television, it's best not to get into it. In 1991, his wife died of breast cancer and he chose to withdraw from the strenuous movie-making life to focus on rearing his two kids. He hasn't been in a live action role since 1997. Truth is, every millennial and Gen-Xer holds Rick Moranis dear to their heart. Having been in "Ghostbusters," "Spaceballs," "Little Giants" and a slew of other '90s staples, it's a shame. But alas, Moranis chose the noble route and we can't fault him for that.
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There should be a mandatory rule that national treasures can't disappear from the public eye without an explanation. It's just too heartbreaking. Hackman's last movie was "Welcome to Mooseport" in 2004. He has since entered retirement.
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Joe Pesci is just too talented. He retired from acting in 1999, coincidentally the same year the greatest running back ever, Barry Sanders, quit the NFL. Just a theory, but Sanders claimed he became uninterested in football; he lost his passion. The same could be said for Pesci, who played the iconic psychopath in "Goodfellas," the iconic brother in "Raging Bull" and the iconic burglar in "Home Alone." Like Sanders, it was just too easy for him. So he retired and got into his other passion: music. Listen to the recording and tell me that his voice isn't pitch-perfect and golden -- just like his acting.
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In 2015, it was the news of the century. As Bill Burr described it, you had "baby seals washing up on the beach" due to Caitlyn's coming-out party. In less than a year, the hype seems to have faded. But "I Am Cait" was announced for a second season, so the limelight hasn't exactly dimmed yet, either.
There's probably a joke somewhere in there about how it looks as though he hates his parents just as much she does, but we actually think this is awesome.
According to Total Frat Move, a University of Tennessee Sigma Chi member recently made the bold choice of asking porn star Cherry Morgan to be his date at a parents' weekend formal. And much to Patrick Goswitz's delight, she accepted the invitation and arrived in Knoxville on Saturday for the big bash:
Goswitz told TFM that every guy in the frat brought a girl to the event, and both sets of parents could attend the function as well. He said that his parents were not in attendance, but it sounds as though many of his brothers had their 'rents show up for the shindig and witness the moment Goswitz transformed from fraternity brother into a goddamn legend.
Both Morgan and Goswitz posted videos and pictures of their date on their respective Twitter feeds, and by the looks of things, they both had a blast.
Let's be honest: If he's got time to do that, then the streets of Camden, South Carolina, must be pretty damn peaceful these days.
According to Fox 8, a 41-year-old Camden police officer has been charged with misconduct in office as well as "malfeasance, misfeasance, or nonfeasance" after he was witnessed punching his clown in his patrol car while on duty in mid-December.
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Investigators said Marshall Lee Hardin II was seen "pleasuring himself" inside his cruiser that was ironically parked at Woodward Park.
According to the criminal complaint, Hardin "was watching adult pornography on his personal cell phone while rubbing his penis through his uniform pants. After a period of time, Hardin exited his marked patrol car and pulled his penis out of his uniform pants to 'stroke his penis two times.' Hardin put his penis back in his pants and went into the restroom in the public park to finish ejaculating."
And that, kids, is why Officer Hardin is no longer a member of the Camden police force. Any questions?
Well that's a quick way to send mom to the hospital.
With all the easy editing you can do nowadays, it is easy to get a quick laugh from people if you mess with your photo. However, someone apparently didn't tell that to Claire Maughan's mother. Claire's mom almost lost her mind when her daughter sent her a photo of herself looking like she just had a severe allergic reaction. This is the photo that Claire sent her mom, a photo she also shared on Twitter:
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Yeah, that would freak anyone out, especially a parent. Claire then shared her mom's reaction to the photo with the Internet when she posted it on Twitter:
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No word yet if Claire's mom actually called the ambulance, but here's hoping she didn't need one herself after suffering a heart attack.
And if you're wondering what Claire looks like when she doesn't look like an allergic reaction is about to kill her, here she is thanks to a normal picture on her Twitter:
I mean, what can I even say here that the headline didn't make perfectly clear? I guess I should mention that the song is "La Grange" by ZZ Top, and this dude is absolutely shredding it. It takes guts to even sing in your car with blatant disregard for those around you, so kudos to this guy for just going for it. Seriously, is his car shaking from the vibrations of the music or his wild convulsions? Frankly, I think it's better if we never know.
Icing on the cake: a cop drives by at the very end, yet the flautist is unfazed. A true rocker in every sense of the word.
When she's not on "American Idol" pretending to know what it takes to be a good singer, Jennifer Lopez is apparently keeping her body in top form, and she's showing it off for all of us to see.
The 46-year-old posted an all-natural picture on her Instagram in her workout getup. Lopez shows off her super fit bod, and makes sure to remind us she still looks good without makeup by making a hashtag of it. She really wants you to know.
Check out the picture below thanks to her Instagram:
Diets may come and go, and calories can be cut, but 30 seconds is all it takes for one's physique to go from so-called "flabby" to fabulous in photographs. The proof is in the posturing. Several women on Instagram showcased this sly yet simple trick and posted it for all of their social media followers to see.
Breathing in, correcting your posture and standing and shooting in certain angles can give you a chiseled and sleek look without hours in a gym. Check these cheeky before-and-after photos and read on to see how they did it (keep in mind, all of these pictures were taken within 30 seconds of each other, with no laps on a treadmill needed).
