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The Ideal Male Body Is Not A Six-Pack And Muscles In Many Countries

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What is the "ideal male" body around the world? If you're thinking ripped chest and and rock-hard six-pack abs you're in for quite a shock.

In an effort to better understand body image issues across the globe, a study called Perceptions of Perfection reached out to graphic designers from 19 countries who gave their opinions on the ideal male form by manipulating a photograph of one man. Here are the surprising results. See how your nation stacks up.

What Is The Perfect Male Body?
I don't think I could cut it in Egypt.

Related: Instagram Women Go From Flab To Fit With '30 Second Before And After' Trick

 

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Fan Pays Fitting Birthday Tribute To Late Comedian Mitch Hedberg

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Those unfamiliar with the comedy stylings of late, great comedian Mitch Hedberg are missing out. Yes, he's been dead since 2005, but his jokes remain as relevant as ever. Proof of this comes from the lone donut sitting atop his headstone at the Roselawn Cemetery in Roseville, Minnesota. Accompanying the sugary junk food is a receipt for its purchase.

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Of course, this photo makes no sense without a little context. The following is Hedberg's famous joke concerning the tasty treat:

"I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. Some skeptical friend: 'Don't even act like I didn't get that doughnut! I got the documentation right here. Oh, wait it's at home. In the file. Under 'D.' For donut.'"

While not the only instance of Hedberg's donut joke being referenced by fried pastry aficionados, it's certainly the timeliest, with the comedian's birthday being today. He would have been 48-years-old.

(via The A.V. Club)

Related: Mitch Hedberg Quote Generator

 

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Here's What Men Think About Boobs

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Here's What Men Think About Boobs
The booty has officially had its heyday. In fact, some would argue the days of the booty haven't gone anywhere. But what do men think about boobs these days? I'm a professed butt man myself, but that doesn't mean we appreciators of the fairer gender should overlook the beauty of a woman's breasts in these, the celebratory days of the derriere.

This declaration led me to ask 10 dudes what they really think about women's breasts. And though many took the high road and spoke rather earnestly about the topic, others took a humorous approach to a breast's beauty, yet actually reached profound conclusions. Ultimately though, you will find that men, no matter their age or lifestyle, appreciate breasts of all shapes and sizes. Some have preferences (as everybody does) but there's no denying that all men are appreciative of every breast. Which is the way it should be. See the responses below.

Here's What Men Think About Boobs
Say No To Silicone
Women seem to think that boobs need to be big, but that's really not the case at all. I admire breasts of all sizes, as long as they have a good shape and aren't saggy. The worst kind of boobs are fake ones. Sure, they may look good in a dress, but when you feel them and they feel like rocks -- that's not attractive. – Bob, 45

Big Is Good, As Long As They're Not Too Big
They're better when they're real. I prefer them on the bigger side, but not huge. AD or DD is great. I don't mind if they aren't even or "perfect." I just want them real and fun and bouncy. And I want a woman to be proud of them. That's the biggest turn-on -- when a woman likes her breasts. – Jonathan, 42

Here's What Men Think About Boobs
Size Doesn't Matter -- Unless They're Moobs
When I conducted my own research on men's sexual attitudes, I asked specifically about boobs, butts, legs, feet and arms. When it came to boobs, I discovered size wasn't an issue, as just as many men liked little ones as big ones, and fans of one size or another would be happy with either size as long as they liked the woman. In the comment section on boobs, the best comment was: The only bad boob is a moob (man boob)! – Phil, 32

A Good Boob Should Be 'Fun'
I think the obvious answer you will receive is that larger boobs are better. But I think that answer could be too general. Some breasts really do look more "fun" than others. A woman with medium-sized, fun breasts, will beat a large-breasted woman any day. What makes breasts fun? A lot of things. For instance, I like breasts that are round, this doesn't necessarily mean large.

I think women need to be willing to show some skin. I like women who are comfortable with who they are. So that typically means women who are okay with their cleavage. In my own experiences, I've seen how different clothing can affect the same pair of breasts. This doesn't necessarily mean wear something skimpy. If you can get a man to wonder what's underneath, you've won him over. So wear something that accomplishes that. Also, there are certain nipples that just do it for me. I don't know if I can even put it into words. I don't think I've ever been turned off by a woman's nipples. Maybe once. But there are certain ones that have taken me over the edge. – DJ, 24

Here's What Men Think About Boobs
Proportion Helps
#1: The breast should not enter the room before it's owner! #2: The breast should age as the owner ages. #3: The nipple should not hang lower than the lowest crease of the breast. #4: The nipple and surrounding pigmented portion (the areola) shouldn't be any bigger than the bottom of medium cup of coffee. But, as should be the case: beauty is in the eye of the beholder. – Ricky, 37

For Some, A Modest Chest Is Best
Big biceps are like C-cup boobs for men, and the guys that really show them off are usually narcissistic bung-holes I don't want to know. Therefore, women who do the same thing with their bodacious mammaries are the gender equivalent of these tools, in my opinion. Hence, small breasted women, preferably those with awesome cone shaped super sensitive nipples or tiny areolas are usually some of the sweetest, and most interesting females on planet Earth. Find them! – Tim, 39

Here's What Men Think About Boobs
The Best Breasts Are Those That Are Available
I am an internationally recognized artist, photographer and designer. I have drawn, painted, sculpted, photographed and enjoyed breasts most of my life. Here is what a lifetime of admiring breasts has taught me: While characteristics like symmetry, fullness and tone are important, the main characteristic for most men is availability. – Pablo, 68

Here's What Men Think About Boobs
Waste Not, Want Not
Any more than a handful is a waste! – Randolph, 23

All Boobs Are Good Boobs!
#1: No matter the size or shape of them, they are always fun to look at and/or play with. #2: The areola and nipples are a huge turn on for most men. #3: Cleavage is the greatest teaser! – Charles, 36

Here's What Men Think About Boobs
Smaller Boobs Are Better To 'Play' With
I like all sizes, although I prefer smaller ones because they're easier to play with during foreplay and sex. The only breasts I don't like are the overly large size (i.e. 52E or whatever). When I was younger things were different, but now with a second wife and more sensible hormones, this is what I like. – Robert, 54

Now learn about your favorite thing: Everything You Need To Know About Boobs: An Infographic

 

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Hilarious Recurring Themes & Rarities In Classic TV Shows

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When it comes to classic TV, most shows will have hilarious recurring themes and rarities that will get us excited when we see them. Whether it's the Angry Chicken or Nightman that drives you to binge watch TV, that's your business, but we've got the best recurring themes of television right here for you to indulge in. If this doesn't make you want to Netflix and chill immediately, well friend, I'm afraid you're dead inside.

"Seinfeld" "Rochelle Rochelle"
Hilarious Recurring Themes & Rarities in Classic TV Shows
Aside from Kramer's classic entrances, this tale of "a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk" was a great recurring, made-up synopsis everyone on "Seinfeld" seemed very aware of. It was playing in the theaters in the early seasons but became a passing topic of conversation again and again.

"It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" Group Theatrics
Hilarious Recurring Themes & Rarities in Classic TV Shows
Nothing is better than a handful of bar-owning alcoholics indulging their inner thespians, as the group has been known to perform a cappella versions of Boyz II Men in hospitals, wrestle veterans as "Birds of War," host school plays and even perform obscene skits in their own bar. Our favorite recurring theme, however, is easily Dayman/Nightman, for he cometh once in a blue moon.

"Family Guy" Angry Chicken
Hilarious Recurring Themes & Rarities in Classic TV Shows
After 14 seasons, many viewers are just hanging on to watching the Griffin family for just one more episode (and then another) in hopes of catching a showdown between Peter and Angry Chicken. Over the years, they've gotten pretty clever with the setup, which always end in an elaborate throwing of fists, a truly gory fight for a cartoon until one is beaten to a pulp, always the chicken, who always returns for another ass kicking.

"Trailer Park Boys" Shirtless Randy & Lahey Shitisms
Hilarious Recurring Themes & Rarities in Classic TV Shows
Outside of Roman Cokes, piss jugs and cheeseburgers parties, this white trash park party was under constant shirtless surveillance by Randy, occasionally joined by his crush, Jim Lahey. And nobody in this incessantly disobedient shit hole is more fun to pick on than the shirtless sidekick of an alcoholic trailer park supervisor.

"The Office" The Jim/Dwight Prank War
Hilarious Recurring Themes & Rarities in Classic TV Shows
Early on, the NBC mockumentary was focused primarily on a few things: Steve Carell being a terrible boss, Jim and Pam's flirting and Dwight's rivalry with Halpert. What started with playful jello molds eventually grew into elaborate pranks in which Pam would eventually join Team Jim in playing a part against Dwight.

"Curb Your Enthusiasm" Leon as Larry's Vulgar Wingman
Hilarious Recurring Themes & Rarities in Classic TV Shows
We were going to say Larry's unadulterated apologies were our favorite recurring theme, but when Leon started squatting on Larry's cushy life in season six, we were sold. Leon, in not so many clean words, broke it down for Larry when he was in a bind and taught him how to "step inside that ass." There is no doubt Leon was a player, but even better, he was a mentor of getting laid to the old Jewish guy.

"Parks & Recreation" Jean Ralphio's Terrible Singing
Hilarious Recurring Themes & Rarities in Classic TV Shows
Once the show was on a roll, it started introducing small, classic recurring characters like Jam, Bobby Newport and, of course, Jean Ralphio and his annoying sister. But the best part of any Jean Ralph moment was when he sang his thoughts, sometimes harmonizing with his audibly tormenting sister, Mona Lisa Saperstein, played by Jenny Slate.

"King of Queens" Self-Inflicted Fat Jokes
Hilarious Recurring Themes & Rarities in Classic TV Shows
Anybody who ever watched Kevin James and Leah Remini play house in the Queens comedy saw a number of fat jokes hurled at James. That being said, James was the one usually making the constant references to food, lack of fitness and an overall lackluster, pear-shaped body dysmorphia.

"Arrested Development" Family Dysfunction
Hilarious Recurring Themes & Rarities in Classic TV Shows
Between Buster's childish obsession with his mother, Gob's, inability to do anything correctly and Tobias' constant identity crises, the family was chock-full of dysfunction. On top of that, they come from a higher dysfunction in parents, one embezzler and one manipulating matriarch. Nothing was more dysfunctional than watching George Michael (Michael Cera) talk to his cousin crush.

"Breaking Bad" Walt Whitman Moments
Hilarious Recurring Themes & Rarities in Classic TV Shows
The only thing truly hilarious here is how this poetic, sometimes sincere, theme came full circle in the end to Hank Schrader about the true identity of his brother-in-law, Walter White (W.W.)... on the shitter.

 

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The 10 Most Insane Music Industry Contracts

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The lawsuit between singer Kesha and producer Dr. Luke has brought the music industry's inner workings into the public eye, and it's not pretty. When artists sign contracts, they're often stripped of their rights in some seriously bizarre ways and essentially sold into servitude to a label that can do whatever the hell it wants with their music. But this isn't a recent phenomenon -- since the dawn of popular music, cruel and unusual contracts have been a thing. In this feature, we'll run through some of the most insane and show Kesha that, unfortunately, she's not alone.

Poe
The 10 Most Insane Music Industry Contracts
In the 1990s, a new wave of female singer-songwriters rose to prominence like PJ Harvey, Alanis Morissette and Poe. Never heard of Poe? In 1996, her debut, "Hello," was praised by just about everybody, and her 2000 follow-up, "Haunted," was even better. But when her record company was bought by Time Warner, her individual deal ended up being sold off to an oil executive named Robert M. Edsel, who basically made it impossible for her to release music or even perform. Why exactly Edsel kept her off the market for a decade is unknown -- he probably just didn't want to lose money on his investment. It took 10 years for her to legally extricate herself from the deal, but by then her career was pretty much dead in the water. She's trying to make a comeback, but it's going to be an uphill climb.

Unlocking The Truth
The 10 Most Insane Music Industry Contracts
A common thread you'll see in these contracts is that most of the musicians sign them when they're young and inexperienced. One extreme example is metal band Unlocking The Truth, who came to viral fame in 2014 when it was revealed that the members were all in eighth grade. The trio signed a $1.7 million deal with Sony, which seems pretty good until you learn that they only get paid if they sell a quarter of a million albums -- a feat that even top-level bands like Korn can't pull off these days. If they don't hit that sales mark, the kids will be on the hook to Sony for their $60,000 recording advance. Needless to say, the band is currently trying to get out of the deal. I guess it's better to learn about this stuff when you're young.

Young Thug
The 10 Most Insane Music Industry Contracts
When you're a young rapper just coming up and you get offered a deal, it's way too tempting to just sign it. But plenty of MCs have found themselves tied to labels and managers who don't have their best interests at heart. One of the most recent examples is Young Thug, the Atlanta rapper who many think could be the next big thing. In 2013, Thug signed a low-level deal with an Atlantic Records subsidiary for a paltry $15,000 advance -- virtually nothing for a 360 deal that gave the company money from performances as well as records. That was before he broke through with "Danny Glover," the huge underground hit that brought Thug to the attention of big names like Kanye West. For over a year, Thug's label status was in limbo, making him unable to take an opening gig for Danny Brown's tour or release official albums. With the help of some high-powered industry folks, the rapper was able to renegotiate, but the bad deal could have sunk his career.

Badfinger
The 10 Most Insane Music Industry Contracts
Signed to Apple Records, British rock group Badfinger was positioned to be the next Beatles, with catchy, compelling songs written by members of the Fab Four as well as bandleader Pete Ham. But behind the scenes, the band was being ripped off by manager Stan Polley. He had arranged a contract where Badfinger's royalties would be put into an escrow account and then disappeared with the money, leaving the band literally in poverty. Pete Ham was driven into deep despair by the collapse of his musical dream and committed suicide in 1975. His suicide note explicitly named Polley as the cause of his ruin.

Toni Braxton
The 10 Most Insane Music Industry Contracts
When you read tabloid headlines about famous musicians going bankrupt, it's hard to empathize - after all, they made more money than we'll ever see in our lives. But when you examine matters more closely, things are a little less black and white. R&B songstress Toni Braxton was on top of the world in the '90s, selling $170 million worth of records and taking home a pile of Grammys. But Braxton only saw a tiny fraction of that money -- her first royalty check was barely over a thousand dollars. Sure, she spent more than she should have, but as her recording costs increased, she ended up deeply in the hole to her label. Lawsuits and negotiations ensued, but Braxton came out significantly poorer and even had to sell off some of the copyrights to her most famous songs.

New Edition
The 10 Most Insane Music Industry Contracts
One of the most popular boy bands of the 1980s, New Edition launched the careers of Bobby Brown and Bell Biv DeVoe, and paved the way for dozens of other groups. However, during their time together they sold millions of records and barely made a dime. The quintet was discovered by impresario Maurice Starr, who signed them to his Streetwise Records. Their debut sold like hotcakes and the group went on tour, but when the grueling concerts were over each member was given a check for $1.87, with Starr claiming that "expenses" ate up the rest. Things didn't get much better for New Edition after they split from him -- each member had to borrow $100,000 from MCA Records to get out of their contract, which left them in debt to the label for the rest of the decade.

JoJo
The 10 Most Insane Music Industry Contracts
When you're first offered a record deal at the age of six, your perspective is bound to be a little warped. For singer JoJo, the deal she made with Blackground Records in 2003 would end up being one of the biggest mistakes of her career. Several artists on the now-defunct Atlanta label (which launched Aaliyah to stardom) have complained about the brutally bad terms they got on their deals, but JoJo's was possibly the worst. The label sold a million copies of her first album and three million of her second, but when it came time to release a follow-up they kept delaying it for unknown reasons, despite dozens of songs being written and recorded. Because she was inked to a seven-album deal, JoJo was prohibited from releasing anything without the label's approval, and eventually matters got so bad that she sued for her release, which she won in January of 2014.

Little Richard
The 10 Most Insane Music Industry Contracts
One of the most essential artists from the early days of rock & roll, Little Richard blew the doors off the industry in 1955 with the release of "Tutti Frutti." The song was a revelation, bringing Black vernacular into popular music in a way that had never been done before, and it's widely considered one of the most important tracks ever recorded. But Richard was given just $50 for the publishing and performance rights to the song, meaning that the only money he gets from the track is 1/2 a cent for each album sold. Considering that "Tutti Frutti" has been licensed to sell tons of products and been covered by hundreds of artists over the last half-century, that's an insane amount of money that he doesn't get for his song.

The Rolling Stones
The 10 Most Insane Music Industry Contracts
Even some of the biggest names in rock music history got conned by contracts. If legendary representative Allen Klein was on your side in the 1960s, he could certainly make big things happen for you, like he did for the Beatles. But Klein was also very much in it for himself, and he'd squeeze every penny. When Stones manager Andrew Loog Oldham basically sold the band to Klein in 1968, the other members started looking harder at Klein's decisions. They discovered that they'd signed off on some pretty awful things. One example: in England, the Stones had a company to manage their publishing called Nanker Phelge. Klein incorporated Nanker Phelge USA in the States to do the same thing, but declared himself 100 percent owner of the company, and, by association, all of the Rolling Stones' material. It took the band decades to extricate themselves from Klein's mess.

TLC
The 10 Most Insane Music Industry Contracts
One of the most iconic girl groups of the 1990s, TLC kicked out hit after hit for nearly a decade. But behind the scenes, no matter how hard the three singers worked they only brought in a miniscule $50,000 a year. The contract that the band members signed with manager Perri "Pebbles" Reid gave Reid ownership of the band's name, a percentage of their publishing and bound them to her for eight entire albums. Reid, along with her husband Antonio "L.A." Reid, put the group in a "360 deal" that gave the Reids a chunk of every penny TLC made. One of the biggest warning signs should have been that the lawyer representing TLC during the signing was Reid's own lawyer, but by then it was too late. Eventually, the three singers had to pay Reid $3 million just to get their own band name back.

 

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Russian Teen Gets To Live With Porn Star For A Month After Winning Odd Contest

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The only way living in Russia for a month would actually be a good thing.

Ruslan Schedrin, a lucky 16-year-old, has just won a month living with porn star Ekaterina Makarova in a hotel in Moscow. You read that right; some kid is about to live with a porn star even though his mom is completely against it.


"I am absolutely against it. He has got exams, he is studying," his mother, Vera, said. "What do you mean - a month with a porn star? This is not real at all, even a week is too much. They should give us 100,000 roubles instead, we'll be happy with it."

The teen on the other hand is ecstatic: "I saw her and I liked everything, she has got good sizes.... and so on. I am looking forward to our meeting so much, everything is boiling inside me. I am happy so much." I would be "happy so much," too.


Under the rules of the competition, Ruslan can pass on the prize to his 'official representative,' for example, his father. But his mom is obviously against that, too.

Ekaterina, who is thought to be in her 20s, agreed to be the prize months ago. The competition simply involved being the 100,000th visitor on a website selling virtual arms for computer games; a website I would be refreshing every 3 seconds.

Ekaterina believes 16 is a "good age to be independent." And to answer the question you're all thinking about the possibility of sex, Ekaterina said: "It is not supposed, but life is life. It is a usual thing when inexperienced boys are looking for more experienced girlfriends. I don't know. At least we'll be friends. I liked him in the photographs."

Age of consent in Russia is 16, but an official database list Ruslan as being 14. Regardless, Ruslan lives in Russia so he probably deserves this prize for, you know, living in Russia.

Via Daily Mail

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These People Had Way Too Much To Drink Before They Got On Tinder

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Tinder is an easy way to talk to people with a simple swipe of your finger, but it becomes a tad more difficult when you decide to hop on the app while you're shit-faced. So while you may come across honest girls on Tinder, and people with zero boundaries, lookout for those folks that are way too drunk to be on Tinder like the folks below.

Way Too Drunk To Be On Tinder

Way Too Drunk To Be On Tinder

Way Too Drunk To Be On Tinder

Way Too Drunk To Be On Tinder

Way Too Drunk To Be On Tinder

Way Too Drunk To Be On Tinder

Way Too Drunk To Be On Tinder

Way Too Drunk To Be On Tinder

Way Too Drunk To Be On Tinder
And sometimes it carries over into text:

Way Too Drunk To Be On Tinder
Via Someecards

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8 Insane Things You Probably Didn't Know Leonardo DiCaprio Did To Try To Win An Oscar

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By now, we've all heard the misinformation that Leonardo DiCaprio was raped by a bear in "The Revenant." I've seen the movie, and can assure you that the bear merely mauls him to death (almost). He does go through hell in the film, though, and did some crazy shit like sleep inside an animal carcass in order to FINALLY win an Oscar this year. However, this isn't the first time Leo has gone to great lengths to impress the Academy. Here are eight more insane things Leonardo DiCaprio has done to achieve Oscar gold.

"Romeo + Juliet" (1996)
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Don't ever accuse DiCaprio of not researching for a role. Sources say he read the original Shakespeare tragedy twice -- all the way through -- a full week before he was to begin acting as Romeo. Wow.


"J. Edgar" (2011)
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In order to really get into the mindset of the first director of the FBI, DiCaprio wore women's clothing nonstop for a month straight. When informed that J. Edgar Hoover only did that in private (allegedly) and that his preparation for the role didn't really make sense, Leo replied, "Sounds like something a communist would say." Damn, son.


"What's Eating Gilbert Grape" (1993)
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He bought 100 different pets and named them all Gilbert to practice how he would say the name of Johnny Depp's titular character in the movie. So hardcore.


"The Basketball Diaries" (1995)
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Remember in this movie when Leo's character Jim Carroll prostitutes himself by receiving oral sex in a restroom stall from a dude for some quick cash? Well, reportedly he practiced his "I regret this terribly" face by actually using public restrooms like us common folk for an entire day before shooting that scene. #baller


"The Beach" (2000)
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Everyone knows that DiCaprio couldn't swim before being cast in "The Beach," which is why he drowned in "Titanic" (classic Hollywood with their inside jokes). But, never one to let obstacles get in the way, Leo took swimming lessons at his local YMCA and got the hang of it just days before shooting began. Talk about devotion.


"Django Unchained" (2012)
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Those nasty teeth that plantation owner Calvin Candie had? Guess what: those were what DiCaprio's teeth really looked like after he refused to brush or floss and smoked a pipe daily for months leading up to shooting. He told friends it was the only way to truly feel like an evil slave owner. Nailed it.


"The Aviator" (2004)
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DiCaprio earned a nomination for Best Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role for his portrayal of Howard Hughes, but received criticism for taking things a little too far on set by insisting on being fed by the other actors in the "Here comes the airplane" fashion that parents feed their toddlers. Luckily for Leo, criticism only fuels him more and "too far" is not in his vocabulary.


"The Departed" (2006)
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Nobody knows this, and to be honest I don't feel safe disclosing it, but I saw Leonardo DiCaprio murder an innocent man in Southie so he could "get the feel" of true gang life in Boston. There were only two witnesses, me being one of them, and I haven't seen the other guy since the premiere party of "Revolutionary Road" when he and Leo went outside for a smoke. He told me to never tell a soul or he'd kill me, too, but I consider myself a journalist who is not afraid to go above and beyond the call of duty. I guess you can say, in that regard, I get my inspiration from Leo. Good luck on Sunday, pal!

More serious entertainment news: A Fun Look At The Depressing Career Of Cuba Gooding Jr. Since His 1997 Oscar Win

 

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Sarah Stephens From 'The Witch' Is One Hot Witch

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You may not know the name Sarah Stephens, but you're going to start hearing it a lot more, as she's currently in the new horror movie "The Witch." And she's one hot witch.


The 25-year-old Australian model has been turning heads on the modeling side of things for years, as she was only 18 when she found herself walking at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in 2008. Now with her turn as the sexy witch in "The Witch," you can guarantee you'll be finding yourself paying attention to her from now on. Let's get those heads turning by showing you some of her best pics thanks to her Instagram:

❤️ Love the Kendall set now available at #agentprovocateur.com BTS @themissap

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New in at #agentprovocateur.com the Laleh set @themissap

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🐶❤️ Popped out of the cold and into @premiermodels for a cuddle 🐶❤️ #Harper #crazydogladyeyes

A photo posted by Sarah Stephens (@sarahstephens7) on


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🎂🎂🎂 Happy 100th Birthday @bondsaus 🎈🎈🎈 #Bonds100

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Kaley Cuoco And Her Cleavage Stole The Show At 'The Big Bang Theory' 200th Episode Celebration

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I don't know how the hell "The Big Bang Theory" has lasted 200 episodes with more to come, but that bit of news is easier to take when you have Kaley Cuoco, one of the show's stars, showcasing her grade A cleavage.

CBS's "The Big Bang Theory" Celebrates 200th Episode - Arrivals
Cuoco hit the red carpet for the show's 200th episode celebration party in Hollywood, and her boobs were definitely stealing the spotlight because they had everyone talking. Take a look at Cuoco and her girls below:

CBS's "The Big Bang Theory" Celebrates 200th Episode - Arrivals

CBS's "The Big Bang Theory" Celebrates 200th Episode - Arrivals

CBS's "The Big Bang Theory" Celebrates 200th Episode - Arrivals

CBS's "The Big Bang Theory" Celebrates 200th Episode - Arrivals
We can almost forgive her for being a huge reason there are 200 episodes of that show. Almost. (Photos via Getty)

Now take a look below at the video to see more of Cuoco thanks to Playboy:


Kaley is leading the pack here: 30 Busty, Bouncy And Beautiful Boob Gifs

 

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Britney Spears Speeds Up Your Breathing In These Hot Instagram Videos

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Britney Spears, the woman who entered our fantasies in a school girl outfit, is still showcasing her great body, this time in a series of videos on her Instagram.

Spears took to Instagram to show folks a few "music video" clips from her 2003 song "Breathe On Me," a song she never made an official video for. Check out some of the bikini-clad clips below:




This is probably pretty much her Vegas act, and we're OK with that, too.

h/t Someecards

The woman knows what she wants: Britney Spears Is Looking For A Nerd With A 'Really Big Penis'

 

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Elvis Presley's Hot Granddaughter Riley Keough Has Us All Shook Up

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Everyone knows Elvis Presley's daughter Lisa Marie, but a lot of people may not be aware that Elvis has a granddaughter; a very hot granddaughter.

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Riley Keough, the daughter of Lisa Marie Presley and her husband Danny Keough, is Elvis' eldest grandchild. The 26-year-old model and actress has appeared in notable movies like "Magic Mike" and "Mad Max: Fury Road," but all that doesn't really matter because you're here to see more of her pics.

So thanks to her Instagram, here are some of her hottest pics:

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Here's more Riley: Riley Keough is Rock 'N' Roll's Hidden Treasure

 

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Instant Karma Intervenes When A-hole Tries To Jump Homeless Man

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There are plenty of good reasons to not walk up to a homeless man and take a swing at him. The fact that he's a 41-year-old former NFL offensive lineman who can beat the everliving piss out you has to be near the top of that list.

Well, that's exactly what happened when a man who can only be categorized as the worst of all assholes tried to jump former Dallas Cowboys guard Chris Brymer at a bus station outside of a Costco in Victorville, California.


We're not professional boxing judges, but we're pretty sure you can score that round 10-7 in favor of Brymer. And it seems as though the only thing his opponent successfully punched in that round was his one-way ticket to hell.

h/t Barstool Sports

Probably the greatest example of instant karma of all time: Cowardly Spring Breaker Receives Instant Karma After Instigating Fight

 

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Doctors Have Determined The Best Time Of Day To Poop

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Hopefully, fewer doctors and researchers will be needed when it comes to determining the best location to pinch a loaf.

According to Women's Health, if you're dropping deuces within the first 30 minutes after waking up in the morning, then you, my friend, are pooping at the optimal time.

doctors have determined best time of day to poop
"For most people, the best time and their regular time is in the morning," says says Kenneth Koch, M.D., chief, section on gastroenterology at Wake Forest Baptist Medical Center.

If your digestive system is working properly, your small intestine and colon will process the food you ate the day before while you're sleeping. That sweet mix will then pass through your body once you're up and at 'em in the morning, meaning most people will need to pop a squat sometime within those first 30 minutes.

If you aren't taking a dump every morning (or every day, for that matter), don't stress about it. Another doctor says that "regularity" can mean anything from one crap a week to dropping bombs three times a day. And like we've always said, it also depends on how many times you eat at Taco Bell.

It's funny when one owl poops on another. Well, unless you're the owl that just got pooped on: Watch This A**hole Owl Poop On Another Owl

 

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Michael Strahan's Fingers Are The Most Disgusting Things You'll See Today

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Are you near the end of a weight loss challenge with your friends and totally craving a Meat Lover's Pizza from Pizza Hut?

Well, this should kill your appetite:

Michael Strahan hands
Those fingers belong to Hall of Fame defensive end Michael Strahan, who I used to think was the luckiest man alive. I mean, despite the fact that he's sporting the Panama Canal between his two front teeth and talks with a lisp, the dude is the star of "Fox NFL Sunday" and "Live! with Kelly and Michael," and you'll see him later this year as the host of "$100,000 Pyramid."

That usually doesn't happen to people, kids. Then again, you could say the same thing about his fingers.

h/t BroBible, photo via Twitter

Look how much fun it is when you get hammered in the freezing cold: This Girl's Frostbitten Fingers Will Make You Never Want To Drink In The Snow

 

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Canadian Hockey Player Gets Arrested On The Ice

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It was Happy Gilmore who once took off his skate and tried to stab somebody when he played junior hockey, but it's a different ass clown who recently left the ice in handcuffs after his antics.

Canadian hockey player arrested on ice
According to CBS Sports, a 21-year-old Canadian junior hockey player allegedly spat in the face of a referee during a recent game, and that eventually led to him getting tackled by officials and later arrested by local police while he was still on the ice.

Olivier Marcotte plays for the Sherbrooke Hockey-Experts of the Junior AA league in Quebec. Well, maybe we should say he played for them, as odds are it will be a while before he sees the ice again after "tussling with a linesman" during a game last week and later leaving the ice in handcuffs:


It's too bad Marcotte doesn't play football, as odds are he would have been signed by the Dallas Cowboys after the incident and likely named a starter for next season.

Here's a guy who deserved to get arrested during the game and then some: Argentine Soccer Player Knocks Ref Out After Getting Yellow Card

 

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Guess What Happened When A 68-Year-Old Woman Entered The Cage For An MMA Fight

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There were many people who lost their shit last week after a Cleveland area high school girls basketball team curb stomped their opponent in a playoff game by the score of 108-1. Most of them, however, failed to see that the lopsided score was the result of a ridiculous playoff system that allowed a team with just one regular season win to participate in the postseason and not a Hall of Fame coach running up the score.

Well, it's not a high school basketball game that has people shaking their heads this time around, but it's kind of the same premise.

Sparta Combat League (SCL) 48 went down at the Grizzly Rose in Denver last Saturday, and the match everybody is talking about featured a 24-year-old named Laura Dettman in one corner.

In the other corner? You guessed it: A 68-year-old woman named Ann Perez.

Let's see how that worked out for Perez:


Wow. Just an absolute ass pounding. I mean, who would have thought that's how the match would have ended up?

Of course, Perez did a hell of a lot better than poor Marge in "The Foot Fist Way":


h/t BroBible

Here's a grandma who can still run and party with the best of them: 81-Year-Old Woman Who Ran Beer Mile Said She Would Have Run Faster With Scotch

 

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Weird News: German Woman Dies When Lover Forgets To Remove Cucumber From Her Mouth After Kinky Sex

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This is why I only put my manhood inside my lover's mouth instead of large fruits. You know, because when I leave the room, so does my penis.

According to the New York Post, a 46-year-old German man is facing up to five years in prison for negligent homicide after he left his bedroom and forgot that a cucumber he had used as a sex toy with his lover was still stuck in her mouth.

woman dies after lover leaves cucumber in her mouth after sex
Sadly, 46-year-old Rica Varna died after Oliver Dietmann beelined it to the kitchen to tend to a piece of meat he had on the stove for his dog.

"Suddenly I saw there was smoke coming from the kitchen," Dietmann testified. "I forgot that I had put a piece of meat on the stove for my dog. I ran to the kitchen, fed my dog and then went on to the balcony to smoke a cigarette."

By the time he remembered that he had shoved a cucumber in Varna's mouth it was too late. Dietmann said that he tried to remove the fruit from his unconscious lover's piehole, but it was "too mushy."

And it sounds like that's pretty much the best way to sum up his memory as well.

Plowing a scarecrow can also be fatal: Man Dies After Having Sex With Scarecrow

 

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