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Conspiracy Theorist Claims Katy Perry Is Actually JonBenét Ramsey

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It's Friday, folks, so bear with us with this bizarre type of news.

It has been 20 years since the murder of JonBenét Ramsey, a six-year-old girl who was found dead in her parents' basement in Colorado; at least that is what we all know about the case. But as far as some conspiracy theorists go, like the one that speaks in the video below, Ramsey isn't dead at all, she's been singing to us as Katy Perry all along. Yep.

Conspiracy Theorist Claims Katy Perry Is Actually JonBenét Ramsey
The video below goes on to explain that Ramsey wasn't murdered, but kidnapped and sacrificed as what he believes is a illuminati-ish conspiracy. And now Ramsey has resurfaced as the "I Kissed a Girl" singer. The conspiracy theorist then goes on to explain how Ramsey's and Perry's parents look similar, as well as how young photos of Ramsey and Perry look similar.

Why don't you folks check out the video for yourself and try to keep up with the madness:


I would like to know how someone reaches a point in their life where they come up with this stuff. But nevertheless, what do you believe? Is Perry actually Ramsey?

Via The Kernel

More where that came from: The Craziest Conspiracy Theories That Some People Actually Believe

 

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Can You Spot The Animal In This Photo?

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Time to prove to yourself that you aren't old and you still have good eyesight. Look closely at the photo below and see if you can spot what's actually there.

Can You See It?

Still looking?



Can't see it?



Have you given up?



Well, here you go:



This photo was accompanied with the caption "She thinks if she sits really still, I won't see her." Well, it seems that it might have worked on those folks that still couldn't spot her.

Via Imgur

See if you can spot these: 17 Of Our Favorite 'When You See It' Photos

 

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The ​Top 10 'F--k You' Moments In Song

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CAUTION: MANY F-BOMBS AHEAD. THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE'RE USING F--K INSTEAD OF THE REAL THING. YOU'VE BEEN F--KING WARNED.

I kind of thought this would be a tough list to fill out, as songs with "Fuck You" in them didn't exactly spring to mind. But then I did a quick "Fuck You" Spotify search and bam! You wouldn't believe the options. Really great stuff. So much so that I'm having trouble finalizing the list for the opposite reason: there's just too many good "Fuck You" moments in song. One thing's for sure, if your song is called "Fuck You," you definitely get bonus points. Regardless of who makes the cut, like my last Fuck You think-piece, which explored the film side of Fuck You, we can learn a whole lot about living free from the Fuck Yous below. And part of living free, the only way we humans ought, is to earn that freedom, one Fuck You at a time.

"Fuck You," CeeLo Green

Let's get this one out of the way right at the get-go. You haters are gonna hate, and likely those who oppose overplayed songs, and rape. But regardless of CeeLo's definitions of "passed-out" and "awake," the guy had a mega hit for a song that was actually called "Fuck You." Everyone sang it, too. Sure it was disguised as "Forget You" at times, but the sentiment was clear to all. And little kids loved it! The freakin' Muppets sang it with him. On the Grammys. With Gwyneth Paltrow, for some yet to be disclosed reason. Can you imagine dressing up like a sequined peacock, surrounding yourself with singing puppets and long-legged blondes, and belting your lung-topping best Fuck You to the whole TV-watching globe? What a genius. Sure, he's had some questionable moves since, but really, there's nowhere to go but down from that precipice.


"Mr. Cab Driver," Lenny Kravitz

In general, I feel like an artist means it more when they title the song "Fuck You," but it's hard to argue with the vitriol in Lenny's Moment here. Which is totally understandable in a pre-Uber society. Since my Pre-Weed memories far exceed my Post-Weed ones, I can't say for sure, but I believe because of this Moment, it's the first time I ever put a face to the name "Lenny Kravitz." So I guess what I'm saying is that the moment I identified Lenny as an entity, was the exact moment he said Fuck You to all those cabbies who wouldn't. That's Fuck You Art.


"Fuck You," Bad Religion

Lead singer Greg Graffin's scathing sneer delivers a venomous Fuck You. It stings with the poison of righteousness. He's not acting; he means Fuck You, Revolution Style. Fuck it all. He cares very little if it all comes down. Or very a lot; I don't know, nihilism always confused me. Regardless, next time your saying Fuck You to someone, try putting a little bit of that revolutionary flare into it. Be righteous with your Fuck You. Like Che Guevara. See how far that got him? Sure, execution sounds painful, but he inspired fashionistas and Sandinistas alike. Unfortunately, Graffin and the boys probably wouldn't dare take any fashionista advice, which is probably why they look far less tough then they sound.


"Killing in the Name Of," Rage Against the Machine

If Bad Religion is Che saying Fuck You, Rage is Che's boss screaming it in your ear. By the time the final "Fuck you, I won't do what ya tell me" rolls around, it feels like William Wallace is giving you the freedom speech. So I guess Che's boss in this scenario would be Wallace's boss, God. Well, first Robert the Bruce, then God. Either way, I'm ready to charge. And that's a powerful Fuck You, since I'm a very short, weak, pacifist man-child who should not be charging anyone.


"Fuck You," Lily Allen

Alright, enough revolution, let's lighten it up a bit. There's such joy in Lily's "Fuck Yo"u Moment, it gets right to the heart of the Exultant Fuck You, even though I'm not really sure what Lily Allen, aka Lily Rose Beatrice Cooper née Allen, has to be so hateful about. What could go wrong having a half-schlonged brother named Reek, aka Theon Greyjoy, aka Alfie Allen. Regardless of what's bugging her, namely homophobes, what I think is most respectful of this whole moment is that it's catchy enough to be an earworm hit, so much so that everyone just walked around singing "Fuck You" to each other. Bloody brilliant! Especially in the UK, where everyone can totally relate to a pleasant, polite "fuck you very much." It's really a refreshing way to be told "fuck you," and often more effective at getting the point across.


"Fuck You," Dr. Dre

This Moment isn't used in the same way as we that we often associate a good Fuck You, as it's more of a love song than an angry one. But it's called "Fuck You," so it must be considered. And so it must be included, since it's on one of the best rap albums ever to be named after a Stanley Kubrick movie. It's also one of those rare songs that can be on a Best Valentine's Day Love Song list and a Best Fuck You Moments in Song list at the same time.


"Forgot About Dre," Dr. Dre ft. Eminem, Hittman
Dr. Dre and Eminem
Since the above tender Moment is a must, so too must this song be, which features a powerful "fuck y'all" from the guy they told you to go see if you somehow forgot about the mother fucking Doctor. How could you? This one also gets points for Eminem not only telling you, Bitch, to "fuck you," but also that he'll kill your "loud ass motherfucking barking dogs." If your Fuck You can incorporate a fuck you against your antagonist's pets, you can really debilitate your adversary. Careful though, you don't want to go inciting someone's inner "Lonewolf McQuade."


"Untouchable Face," Ani DiFranco

Nothing says fuck you like a melodramatic, self-absorbed folk song. Plus, this is a teachable Fuck You Moment. Learn from Ani Di, learn what your pain hath wrought. And be kind people, when you can, be kind. Or feel the wrath of a powerful woman scorned. And be immortalized in song. So the lesson here is: if you break the right person's heart, you can live forever.


"Hey Fuck You," Beastie Boys

"So put a quarter in your ass 'cause you played yourself. And if you don't like it, then hey, fuck you." I recommend memorizing that line. Go ahead and give it another read. Got it? Good. Because this line can get you out of doing anything you don't want to. No one can come back from it. It's a line that renders your foe cold played. And if that doesn't work, follow it up with "shabba doo, shabba dee."


"Fuck You (An Ode To No One)," The Smashing Pumpkins

I'm not a huge Pumpkins guy, not 'cause I have anything against pumpkins, or the smashing there of, but I just don't really like Billy Corgan's voice. Or his face, but that came after hearing his voice so darn much back in the mid-'90s. I guess time heals all wounds though, because I haven't heard this song since "Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness" came out, and now, having re-listened with new ears while doing the difficult research required to vet these lists properly, I now see that this an Infinite Fuck You song, which belongs very much on this eternal list. The best part, besides the break-it-down section, is that Billy doesn't actually say the sacred words in the song itself, only in the title. And since it's "An Ode to No One," it's actually a Fuck You to everyone.

Related: The Top 10 Fuck You Moments In Film

 

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Idiot Mocks Cops, Gets Roasted, Then Gets Arrested

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If you're going to mock the police, it's probably best to avoid doing it on social media, because chances are you're going to end up looking like a total idiot like the guy below did.

Idiot Mocks Cops, Gets Legendary Bashing
The moron above decided to pose in front of a cop car, and then posted the photo on the Orem Police Department Facebook with the caption "What are this marranos doing in my hood they know We keep it Active eFe up. [sic]" OK then.

Idiot Mocks Cops, Gets Legendary Bashing
And here's what the Orem Police Department had to say in response to that terribly written caption:

Idiot Mocks Cops, Gets Legendary Bashing

Idiot Mocks Cops, Gets Legendary Bashing
Cool neck tat, bro.

Via The Chive

Idiots never learn: Florida Burglar Mocks Cops On Facebook, Gets Caught And Trolled

 

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10 Things You Didn't Realize Are Also 'So White'

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There is no doubt that the Academy Awards will be controversial this year. With the whole #OscarsSoWhite campaign opening eyes to an issue that may have gone unnoticed to the casual viewer, here are a few more mainstream subjects that are also "so white" but have flown under the radar for far too long.

The Avengers AND Justice League
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Not to mention pretty much all superhero teams including the Fantastic Four, Watchmen and X-Men (but more on them later).


The cast of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer"
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Apparently there were no black people in California from the late '90s to the early '00s. But that can't be right, can it? Surely '90s television as a whole was a little more diverse.


All teen dramas from the late '90s to the early '00s
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Everything from "Beverly Hills, 90210" to "Gilmore Girls" to "The O.C." Feel free to do the research.


Video game protagonists
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Mario and Luigi. Link. Mega Man. Lara Croft. Max Payne. Nathan Drake. Solid Snake. Duke Nukem. We could go on, but that's probably enough. Seriously, there are more talking animal leads in video games than black dudes.


The phrase "cool beans"
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We're just guessing on this one, but we're still fairly certain it's 100 percent accurate.


The X-Men films
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Halle Berry is about all you've got. And even she's half Caucasian!


Doctor Who
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Just because he's capable of being any race or gender he chooses, that doesn't mean he's done it. Like, ever. Seriously.


Professional hockey
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Also swimming, bowling, virtually everything X Games and NASCAR. And that's just off the top of my head.


People who participate in and/or attend dog shows
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We're not quite sure why, that just appears to be the way it is.


The audience at a Jeff Dunham show
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Again, we don't entirely get it, but it's clearly the case.

 

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Man Shot During Argument About Strip Clubs

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Fellas, the better strip club is obviously the one where you don't walk out to the parking lot and get shot.

According to the Brevard Times, a 24-year-old Florida man was shot in the leg last Saturday morning after an argument in the Lido Lounge strip club parking lot went south.

man shot at Lido Lounge over argument about strip clubs
Antonio Cummings (seriously, that's his last name) lives in Orlando, but he had traveled to Cleveland for a friend's birthday party. Naturally, the group of buddies decided to end the birthday celebration by taking in some boobies at the Lido Lounge.

At about 2 a.m., Cummings and another man began arguing in the club's parking lot about "the difference between strip clubs in Ohio and Florida." Being from Florida, Cummings thought his state's tit bars were the best. The other guy thought Ohio's clubs were superior, and he also had a gun to make sure Cummings knew that.

The argument came to an abrupt end when the man shot Cummings in the left thigh and then fled in an "unknown vehicle." Cummings was taken to a local hospital by a friend.

In a related story, another Lido Lounge patron, Brandon Williams, lost the keys to his 2006 Nissan Altima that same night. Despite losing his keys, Williams still had a blast and said the club was "real cool tho."

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The Best 'Dress Like A Teacher Day' Costume Ever

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I don't remember my school ever having a "Dress Like a Teacher Day." The only special day I recall is "Invite Your Parents To School So We Can Tell Them How Much You Suck Day." But before we open up that can of misery, take a look below at the girl whose teacher costume was extremely on point.

Dress Like A Teacher Day
And she even had some competition:

Dress Like A Teacher Day
All three look like someone who would enjoy standing near a playground for an extended period of time.

Via Pleated-Jeans

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Weird News: Australian Landlord Evicts Tenant For Not Paying Rent, Finds Over 200 Bottles Of Urine In House

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Crikey!

According to Mirror, the owner of a house in Melbourne, Australia, recently decided to evict the man who had been living there for more than two years because he failed to pay his rent.

And that's really the most important part of the rental agreement if you think about it. You get to live in somebody's house, and in return, you give them a specified amount of cash.

The second most important part of that agreement? You guessed it: Use the bathroom adjacent to the bedroom when you need to take a piss instead of doing so in more than 200 soda bottles and leaving them strewn around the house:

Landlord evicts tenant who had bottles of urine laying everywhere in house


Rohan James said the tenant failed to meet him on several occasions to grab his belongings, so he finally changed the locks and went inside to throw away whatever was left behind.

That's when he found the more than 200 bottles filled with the tenant's urine.

"I was speechless and just couldn't fathom it," James said. "I just stood there for a few minutes once I realized what it was and I was furious. I could only make out two or three bottles at first, but when I looked closer they were just everywhere."

James said he also found a penis pump and soda cans stuffed full of condoms, and that means we can rule out Charlie Sheen as we try to come up with who used to live in this poor guy's house.

Photos via Mirror (credit: Rohan James)

​People actually pay this girl for bottles of her piss: Weird News:Oregon Woman Gets Men To Pay Her Hundreds Of Dollars For Bottles Of Her Urine

 

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The Best Ways To Pass Your Buddy A Beer

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While it's a more appealing idea to keep all the beer for yourself, sometimes you have to remember to share the goods, so passing a beer to your buddy is the right thing to do. But if you're tired of just handing him a beer like a damn peasant, check out these other fantastic ways you can make the mundane chore of passing a beer more exciting.

The Best Ways To Pass Your Buddy A Beer

The Best Ways To Pass Your Buddy A Beer

The Best Ways To Pass Your Buddy A Beer

The Best Ways To Pass Your Buddy A Beer

The Best Ways To Pass Your Buddy A Beer
More beer passes.

Via Imgur

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Jerk Mascot Nearly Turns Idaho Basketball Game Into Massive Brawl

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It takes quite a bit for us to do a story on a high school basketball game in Idaho, and apparently a dickhead mascot from one school trying to sabotage the other school's choreographed cheer and getting put on his ass for it qualifies as that "quite a bit."

Idaho basketball game mascot nearly prompts brawl
The Madison Bobcats hosted the Highland Rams in Rexburg Tuesday night, and during a break at the end of the third quarter, Highland's mascot turned into a real douche and began mocking the Madison student section as they were being led in a cheer.

Mocking the students was one thing, but what we're assuming is supposed to be a ram took it too far when he danced against a Madison student's back and then gave him a decent shove as he walked away.

Madison's students were having none of it, as several of them stormed the court and put the Highland mascot on his ass:


Madison eventually won the game 62-61, making the Highland mascot an even bigger loser than he already was before the final seconds ticked off the clock.

h/t New York Daily News

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The Latest Round Of 'Mean Tweets' Attacks The Movies

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We lied. While this segment was certainly labeled "Movie Edition," it's pretty much business as usual for the popular "Jimmy Kimmel Live" staple. We're not saying that like it's a bad thing; just don't expect the tweets to be about movies. They consist more of wanting to take dumps in the mouth of Emily Blunt and Susan Sarandon's "big fat saggy boobs" (their words, not mine). Plenty more where that came from, too.

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A Timeline Of Showering Together

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Showering together is a microcosm of your relationship's sex life. It's exciting at first, so you feel adventurous. As time goes on, excitement turns into tedium and you just want to get it over with as soon as possible. Here are the major stages of showering together.

The First Week: "Let's have nonstop soapy stand-up sex."
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The Second Week: "I love the way you use that shower head."
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The Third Week: "Ooooh, that loofah tickles!"
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The Fourth Week: "Can you wash my back while you're over there?"
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The Second Month: "It's freezing. Can I squeeze under the water real quick?"
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The Third Month: "I'm late for work. Just let me wash my hair and I'll get out."
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The Fourth Month: "Do you mind if I use the toilet while you're in there?"
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The Fifth Month and Beyond: "Don't even think about coming in here."
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Guy Trolls Burger King's Grilled Dogs Snapchat Promo With ISIS Joke

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Companies will try just about anything to promote their new items. From product placement to sponsored Internet content, you can't go anywhere without seeing an ad for something. Recently, Burger King decided to promote their new grilled hot dogs, which is definitely something we've all been praying for, by making a Snapchat filter that says, "When you find out Burger King has grilled dogs," with some little animated hot dogs at the bottom. I guess their plan was for people to post pictures of themselves super excited to be able to eat hot dogs at Burger King? Obviously that didn't happen.

Internet funny guy and writer Rob Fee instead trolled Burger King by posting a series of photos using their filter in, shall we say, unpleasant ways? They started off with him in a few unfortunate bathroom poses, but ended with things getting much, much darker.

Why @burgerking

A photo posted by Rob Fee (@robfee11) on

Please help me @burgerking

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@burgerking I can't escape the sorrow

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@burgerking you did this to me

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@burgerking this was a bad idea for a Snapchat filter imo

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But apparently Instagram decided one of the photos was too inappropriate for their site. Oddly enough it wasn't the one where he pretended to hang himself, shoot up, or put his head in the oven. Instead, it was one where he suggested their hot dogs made him "love ISIS."



Here's the photo they pulled:

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So I guess the lesson here is, if you're a company, don't let the general public create your unfiltered ads for you. Also, Instagram doesn't mind if you kill yourself, but just don't pretend you love ISIS because of fast food hot dogs.

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Here's A Priest Doing A Line Of Blow In A Nazi Room

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Throw in the shitty tune that he had bumping on his radio, and that's like three major sins right there.

According to BBC News, a 37-year-old priest in Northern Ireland says it was just a "one night" thing, but when that "thing" is a cocaine and Jack Daniels party in a room littered with Nazi paraphernalia, odds are it's going to ruffle a few feathers.


Father Stephen Crossan was caught on video last July doing a line of nose candy in his house on church grounds. Other partygoers took pictures of the Nazi memorabilia Father Crossan had on display, including "flags, hats and an eagle with a swastika on a plinth on his mantelpiece."

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At one point, a hat even found its way onto the priest's head while he did the Nazi salute.

priest does cocaine in Nazi room
Crossan says he is not a Nazi sympathizer, and the Nazi gear is just part of his large collection of "historical stuff." He also says he does not have a problem with nose candy, and this party was just a one-time deal that took place during his bout with depression.

But if you ask us, it sure as hell looked like he knew what he was doing in that video. I mean, for a "first-timer," he sure snorted that yayo like a boss.

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Weird News: Mummified Adventurer Found At Sea

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(WARNING: Some people may find the photo below disturbing.)

It seems not all things are lost at sea forever, as an adventurer has been discovered after last being seen in 2009 -- and he was found completely mummified.

It is not clear yet how Manfred Fritz Bajorat died at sea, but his mummified body, which was found by two fisherman in a yacht off the coast of the Philippines, was found near the radio telephone, perhaps attempting to make a mayday call. The two fisherman also noticed that most of the yacht cabin was underwater.

Mummified Adventurer Found At Sea
Bajorat's body was preserved mostly due to the salty air, dry ocean winds and hot temperatures.

Take a look at Bajorat's mummified body below, but heads up, some people may find this disturbing:

Mummified Adventurer Found At Sea
Police are investigating in hopes to learn how exactly Bajorat died.

Photos via Barobo Police Station Facebook, h/t The Lad Bible

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Dude 'Breaks His Penis' Trying Bike Stunt In Front Of His Friends

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Oh, the humanity!

According to BroBible, some poor bastard who goes by the name MIDGET_ANAL_FISTING on Reddit recently shared a story about the time he attempted a bike stunt in front of his friends but wound up breaking his penis instead.

Dude breaks penis doing bike stunt
The entire story is a must read, but here's the part that should keep you from getting an erection for at least the next 24 hours:

"My mates managed to move out of the way last second, and my bike hit the steps just as I was in this awkward diagonal position trying to jump out of the way, which could honestly not have been worse. I fell forward onto the steps, the handle pressing against my abdomen, and heard a fair share of 'what the fuck dude' before it hit me.

​I felt a searing pain explode all the way up my genitals. It ran up my entire body and all color left my face. I jumped up and sprinted into the house and to the bathroom, for some reason deciding to yell 'I THINK I CUT MY FUCKING COCK OFF', much to the amusement of the others. This was obviously met with laughter that I could hear from the bathroom as I furiously tore my pants off which were drenched in blood. It was all a big fucking mess, blood coming from everywhere, but I had no idea if the johnson was still intact. I started yelling bloody murder, and his father ended up driving me to the hospital. That was the most bloody awkward and painful car ride of my life, I shit you not.


End of the day, I had cuts and bruises all over my bishop, and my urethra decided to collapse on itself. I'm catheterized for a month or so, meaning I'm basically peeing through a tube up my dickhole. Apparently there could be permanent damage, but its too early to tell if my tallywhacker will ever be the same again.​"

And that's why I ride the bus.

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Leonardo DiCaprio Messaging Everyone About His Oscar Just Got Photoshopped

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Now that Leonardo DiCaprio finally won his Oscar last night at the 88th Academy Awards, it seems the hilarious Oscar memes are done for good. But leave it to the Internet to quickly jump on something else having to do with Leo, as they took it to Reddit to Photoshop a picture of him texting everyone about his win.

Take a look at the original photo below:

Leonardo DiCaprio Messaging Everyone About His Oscar Just Got Photoshopped
Aw that's nice. Now see what the Internet did with it:

Leonardo DiCaprio Messaging Everyone About His Oscar Just Got Photoshopped

Leonardo DiCaprio Messaging Everyone About His Oscar Just Got Photoshopped

Leonardo DiCaprio Messaging Everyone About His Oscar Just Got Photoshopped

Leonardo DiCaprio Messaging Everyone About His Oscar Just Got Photoshopped

Leonardo DiCaprio Messaging Everyone About His Oscar Just Got Photoshopped

Leonardo DiCaprio Messaging Everyone About His Oscar Just Got Photoshopped

Leonardo DiCaprio Messaging Everyone About His Oscar Just Got Photoshopped

Leonardo DiCaprio Messaging Everyone About His Oscar Just Got Photoshopped

Leonardo DiCaprio Messaging Everyone About His Oscar Just Got Photoshopped
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Girl Shocks Her Brother With Loud, Powerfully Gross Fart

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This is one for the family record books.


It would seem from the video that Ty is the unfortunate little brother of the young lady who really knows how to fart with the best of them. And if you pause it at the 14-second mark, it appears that she is also engaged, so there is husband to-be who is going to have to deal with marital gas explosions in the future.

But I think Ty speaks for all of us when he asks, "How is that even possible?"

Related: 12 Very Interesting Facts About Farts

 

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'Final Destination' Movie Deaths That Have Happened In Real Life

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Because the "Final Destination" franchise doesn't have a physical boogeyman like Jason or Freddy, the movies have a lot more leeway in how they kill characters off. If you've been in a hole for the past decade or so, here's how it works: People miraculously cheat death at the beginning of the movie and then get picked off one by one through bizarre, Rube Goldberg-esque coincidences. Many of these deaths seem absurd, but we decided to comb through the morgue files and find times when they actually happened IRL.

Computer Explosion
Real Life Deaths out of the Final Destination movies
One of the first bizarre deaths in the film series comes when English teacher Val Lewton drips vodka into her computer monitor, which explodes and sends shards of glass into her throat. While death by exploding computer typically isn't quite so dramatic, it has happened. In 2009, a software engineer named Vijayakumar was found in front of his blown-up computer, dead and horribly burned. His roommate heard a loud sound while he was in the bath and went to investigate, finding Vijayakumar already dead. The cause of the explosion wasn't determined at press time, but there's one "Final Destination" demise that has happened in real life.

Elevator Decapitation
Real Life Deaths out of the Final Destination movies
In the second "Final Destination" movie, Nora Carpenter gets her hair stuck in such a way that it traps her head between elevator doors. When the elevator moves, she gets gruesomely decapitated. This sounds like an urban legend, but minus the hair part it's actually happened multiple times! Elevators are supposed to have safety interlocks to prevent them from moving while the doors are opened, but they don't always work. In 2014, a particularly gruesome incident claimed the life of a Russian woman in the Moscow suburbs. When the doors suddenly slammed closed on Olga Tilinina and trapped her body, she was violently ripped upwards and her head was severed in front of her 2-year-old son. That kid's gonna need some therapy.

Oxygen Tank Explosion
Real Life Deaths out of the Final Destination movies
This is something that's been a trope in numerous action movies and video games -- the tank of oxygen that's just waiting for one thing to set it off. In "Final Destination 2," Eugene Dix is hospitalized after a car accident but not killed. In the hospital, his oxygen tank somehow springs a leak and sparks from a malfunctioning electrical outlet turn his room into a horrific ball of fire. Scary as hell, but not unprecedented. In 2013, a man and wife were killed when a passenger in their car lit a cigarette near an oxygen tank and it blew up. Ronnie Joe Pratt and his wife Deborah were in the vehicle with two other people when Tina Brooks lit up, causing a massive explosion that utterly destroyed the car. Both Pratts were killed in the blaze.

Exploding Barbecue Grill
Real Life Deaths out of the Final Destination movies
The last death in "Final Destination 2" comes out of nowhere, as minor character Brian Gibbons is suddenly blown to bits by an exploding barbecue grill during the cookout that closes the film. Although we're not going to say that barbecues are dangerous per se, there is precedent for being cautious. In 2011, a man named Doug Gripp was cooking up burgers on a gas grill at the Grace Community Church in Noblesville, Indiana, when the whole thing suddenly went up with a huge bang. Gripp, a beloved volunteer, had operated the grill before and police have no idea as to what caused the shocking accident. He was pronounced dead at the scene, but thankfully nobody else was hurt.

Tanning Bed
Real Life Deaths out of the Final Destination movies
One of the most memorable slayings in the series comes in the third installment, when a pair of high school girls get trapped inside their tanning beds, which malfunction and overheat, burning them to death. While that's a slightly dramatic turn of events, people have indeed died while inside a tanning machine. Rhonda Waits of Sansom Park, Texas, was found inside her tanning bed at home face down and not breathing in 2012. The bed, which was on a timer, had turned off as normal and police couldn't find any sign of foul play. Other people have been badly burned by their beds -- in 2002, Kentucky woman Larri Brown had to go to the hospital after the timer stuck on her tanning machine.

Flagpole Stabbing
Real Life Deaths out of the Final Destination movies
This is a bit of a modification, but in "Final Destination 3," Perry Malinowski leaves this world courtesy of a flying flagpole through the back. Winds powerful enough to rip a pole from its moorings and impale someone aren't terrifically common, but cases of death by flagpole have been reported. Probably the most notable happened in Norway, when a 49-year-old woman was instantly killed when the flagpole of a church dislodged and fell on her head. Heidi Rusten Lohrmann was walking outside of Oslo's Holmenkollen Chapel on Christmas Eve when strong winds snapped the pole, sending it flying into her head and knocking her to the ground. When paramedics arrived, they pronounced her dead at the scene.

Flying Tire
Real Life Deaths out of the Final Destination movies
Nadia Monroy was one of the survivors of the McKinley Speedway disaster in the fourth "Final Destination" movie, but her good luck didn't last long. In the parking lot, a tire rockets through the air from an explosion inside the speedway and cleanly decapitates her. Although stories of people killed by tires aren't that common, it certainly does happen. In 2013, Aila Masud was driving her kids to school outside of Atlanta when a tire came loose from a truck heading the other direction and launched itself over the median. The stray wheel smashed right into the front of Masud's van, killing her. Thankfully, her children weren't badly injured, but it's still a freak tragedy that has no good explanation.

Hit By An Ambulance
Real Life Deaths out of the Final Destination movies
The "Final Destination" movies are all about irony, and you can't get more ironic than being run over by an ambulance. In the fourth movie, George Lanter is a speedway security guard with a huge amount of guilt from surviving the massive accident that opens the flick. As he's working with other survivors to get Death off of their tail, he steps out into the road and is splattered by an ambulance. Life imitated art in the U.K. when an elderly woman was crossing the street in what they call a "pelican crossing," only to have an ambulance speed through and plow into her, ending her life.

Guts Sucked Out By Pool Drain
Real Life Deaths out of the Final Destination movies
One of the most disgusting deaths in the franchise happens in the fourth film, when Hunt Wynorski tries to get his lucky coin out of the drain at the country club pool and pays for it with his life. Hunt winds up with his butthole over the drain as it agonizingly extracts his intestines, which seems far-fetched except for the fact that it really happened. Abigail Rose Taylor was a young Nebraska girl who sat on a pool drain in 2007 and had parts of her bowel and intestinal tract pulled out by the suction. She didn't perish on the scene, but unfortunately succumbed to complications from the transplants the next year.

Cut In Half By Plane Wing
Real Life Deaths out of the Final Destination movies
In "Final Destination 5," Molly Harper is killed when the plane she's taking to Paris starts disintegrating in midair and she's sucked out and cut in half by the wing. That's a little over the top, but being bisected by an airplane has happened closer to the ground. In 2012, a South African senior citizen named Sinangele Asuza was illegally gathering firewood around Ermelo Airport when a small plane came in for a landing. She made a dash across the runway as a small plane was coming in for a landing and the pilot couldn't change course fast enough. The impact that the left wing made when it hit her was enough to cut her body clean in half, killing her instantly.

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