It's been well documented that guys will go after just about any female with a pulse on dating sites if they believe there's a chance of sex. A few years ago we tried to see if unintelligence and racism was a deal breaker (Spoiler alert: It wasn't) but what about a convicted serial killer? I set up a profile for Aileen Wuornos, who you probably know from Charlize Theron's portrayal of her in the 2003 film "Monster." I used three of her pictures and a medley of quotes from Wuornos as the bio.
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With just a few swipes, Aileen started getting flooded with matches. Some didn't respond or communicate at all and others didn't seem very interested in getting to know the person behind the murders:
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A couple of them were just friendly and not very horny, so those conversations quickly fizzled out:
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Even with all the talk about serial killers, this guy just would not stop talking about work:
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I'm fairly certain this guy was looking for a potential partner for murders rather than a hookup:
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This guy was so horny he was willing to watch a movie about a serial killer in order to get it on:
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But finally, after kissing a bunch of toads, Aileen finally seemed to find her prince:
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Unfortunately, I had been reading other messages and, in that free time, it looks like he did a search on her name or showed the picture to someone who recognized her, and the whole relationship fell apart:
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I tried to diffuse the situation and calm him down, hoping the horniness would overcome his suspicions, but it was unsuccessful:
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I didn't realize it was more illegal to impersonate someone depending on how many murders they committed. The best moment of all is when he revealed the one mistake that tipped him off:
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It wasn't when she said she was a serial killer, mentioned the name of the hit movie about her life, the multiple quotes, referencing getting out of Florida, or the bar in Volusia County where she was arrested. The one mistake was stating the exact date and method of how she was executed. If he's a federal cop, no crime will ever be solved again.
In conclusion it looks like there may someday be a chance for an executed convicted murderer to find love, but sadly this just wasn't the night.
With just a few swipes, Aileen started getting flooded with matches. Some didn't respond or communicate at all and others didn't seem very interested in getting to know the person behind the murders:
A couple of them were just friendly and not very horny, so those conversations quickly fizzled out:
Even with all the talk about serial killers, this guy just would not stop talking about work:
I'm fairly certain this guy was looking for a potential partner for murders rather than a hookup:
This guy was so horny he was willing to watch a movie about a serial killer in order to get it on:
But finally, after kissing a bunch of toads, Aileen finally seemed to find her prince:
Unfortunately, I had been reading other messages and, in that free time, it looks like he did a search on her name or showed the picture to someone who recognized her, and the whole relationship fell apart:
I tried to diffuse the situation and calm him down, hoping the horniness would overcome his suspicions, but it was unsuccessful:
I didn't realize it was more illegal to impersonate someone depending on how many murders they committed. The best moment of all is when he revealed the one mistake that tipped him off:
It wasn't when she said she was a serial killer, mentioned the name of the hit movie about her life, the multiple quotes, referencing getting out of Florida, or the bar in Volusia County where she was arrested. The one mistake was stating the exact date and method of how she was executed. If he's a federal cop, no crime will ever be solved again.
In conclusion it looks like there may someday be a chance for an executed convicted murderer to find love, but sadly this just wasn't the night.