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Guy Takes to 4Chan to Tell Everybody His Junk is Stuck in a Roll of Tape
Hey, if that's what it takes to make sure this guy doesn't father any children, then so be it. According to Gawker (Warning: very NSFW photo shown at this link), a dude got his erect penis stuck in a...
View ArticleMan on a Motorcycle Survives Despite Getting Smoked By a Semi
Hell, the fact that he literally walked away from this is nothing short of a miracle. According to LiveLeak, some Russian dude was taking a "motorcycle" that looks like a cross between a Schwinn bike...
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10 Futuristic Gadgets That Actually Exist Now
"The future is now!" said every community college tech professor near your hometown. Seriously though, the future really is now in some ways, thanks to these ten futuristic gadgets that are either...
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That Guy Is Still Recreating Female Tinder Pics And They're Still Glorious
You may have missed the first collection of Jarrod Allen hilariously recreating a bunch of female Tinder profile pics, but have no fear...the man has kept at it for the sake of all of you. And this...
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10 Horrific Parasites That Will Make You Cringe, Cry, and Want to Die
If you are nursing or pregnant, we advise you not to read further. Click off this page, go to YouTube, and watch kitten videos. The following content will immediately make you regret viewing it. May...
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What Happens When You Spend a Night on Tinder as Serial Killer Aileen Wuornos
It's been well documented that guys will go after just about any female with a pulse on dating sites if they believe there's a chance of sex. A few years ago we tried to see if unintelligence and...
View ArticleYou Have to See This Sexy Extended Victoria's Secret Ad
Candice Swanepoel, Behati Prinsloo, Jasmine Tookes, Lily Aldridge, Stella Maxwell and Martha Hunt are here to make the next 75 seconds of your life be the best 75 seconds you've had in awhile. This...
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Man Adds Hilarious Reviews and Pairing Recommendations for Wine at His Local...
We don't believe that Jeff W. is a wine steward or anything, but it's clear that he must have some experience drinking wine to be able to write these ridiculous recommendations. This liquor store's...
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10 Insane Cases That Prove People On Drugs Do Some Pretty Messed Up Stuff
If you need a few reasons to stay as far away from drugs as possible, all of these horrible stories should pretty much do the trick. Some are a little graphic, so consider this your official warning...
View ArticleAylen Alvarez is the Queen of Backside Cleavage
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10 Celebrities Who Died Broke
It's easy to think that when you make it big, you're set for life. But the back alleys of Hollywood have plenty of stories about stars who pissed away everything and were put to rest penniless. Here...
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20 Photos and GIFs That Prove Cats Aren't the Only A-hole Animals
If you frequent Mandatory, you're well aware that we subscribe to the notion that cats are a-holes. However, it dawned on us that perhaps such a broad generalization could be offensive to cat lovers....
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Ranking the 24 Sexiest Bond Girls of the 007 Franchise
Ever since we were kids, all we've ever wanted was our very own Bond girl. Well, it never happened, but you can still enjoy our unquestionable rankings of all the main Bond girls since the birth of the...
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High School Teachers Who Had Sex With Students Also Gave Them Cocaine
Los Angeles is full of actors and musicians who party hard all the time. Apparently the city's teachers like to tear it up like rock stars, too. Two Corona Valley High School teachers, Melody Lippert,...
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Going to a Bar in College vs. Going to a Bar in Your 30s
When you're first able to legally drink, you feel like a whole new world has just opened up. The only drinks you really know are the ones you've seen in movies or saw relatives drink, so you end up...
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Ohio Man Arrested After Commenting on His Own Facebook 'Wanted' Post
When you're being sought on multiple warrants ranging from burglary to abduction and you're only 21 years old, odds are your life could easily be summed up as a collection of poor choices. But...
View ArticleVagina Selfies Made Easy Thanks to This Vibrator With a Camera
This "Sex Selfie Stick" is either going to be the greatest invention of all time, or the exact opposite of Viagra. According to Happy Place, the folks at SVAKOM have really outdone themselves this...
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