The Most Asshole Things You Could Possibly Do, Vol. 2

Sigh, humans. In a world where drunk bros sucker punch Uber drivers, you gotta compile all the blatant WTF-ery into another "Most Asshole Things You Could Possibly Do" list. This is Asshole-ism, Part Deux.


Aside from not being a gentleman, your right butt cheek should buy a full fare.



Do this again and your next beverage may be chilled by a warm cup of piss.



Speaking of piss. This is just nasty.



Whoever did this better not go to sleep, or he is gonna wake up to a face full of my smelly ass.



Funny, not funny.



Awesome. I'll take the rest of this and smash it into your face.



Confidentiality agreements should also extend to annoying "loved ones" in arrivals.



Yeah, and I'm really gonna trust you enough to eat this cake.



There are torture devices made for people like these, right?



Revenge is the word.



You are why middle school sucked.



I know where those screws oughta go.



N-i-i-i-ce. "Hey Boss, [waves hands] look what Jimmy got for ya...!"



[dialtone] "[9]" - "[1]" - "[1]" ... "Yes, wanna report a black pick-up truck ..."



Throw a squeegee at this chick.



Finally, if you're going to be a patriotic bigot on top of being an asshole who doesn't tip, at least pay cash, to avoid having your full friggin' name go viral on social media. (photo via Twitter)

via Izismile

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