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Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull in Front of His Neighbors
It wouldn't be a complete week on Planet Earth without some sick, twisted, "hillbilly humping something that isn't human" story out of Florida. Thanks to Bernard Marsonek and his poor pit bull, we can...
View ArticleIdiot UCSB Student Runs Onto the Court and Gets in Coach's Face
Odds are you weren't watching the UCSB-Hawai'i college basketball game on ESPNU last night, and it's probably because it was a college basketball game featuring UCSB and Hawai'i. UC Santa Barbara won...
View ArticleIf You've Been Dying to See Rihanna's Nipples, You're in Luck
What is it about going to France that makes celebrity women stop showering, shaving their pits, and covering up their nipples? Actually, that last part sounds extremely positive. The latest female...
View Article9 Names You Call Stuff When You Can't Remember What It's Really Called
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View ArticleThe Best Alarm Clock Is a Laser Pointer and a Dog
Tired of oversleeping? Is the sound of your alarm clock not loud enough to actually wake you up? Do you usually just turn it off and go right back sleep? Well, have we got a solution for you. If you...
View ArticleHouse Pets vs. Human Furniture: The Ultimate Battle
In the battle between house pets and human furniture, we all win. Via Pleated Jeans Permalink | Email this | Comments
View ArticleThis Is Why You Don't Let A Blind Man Give You A Tattoo
Or maybe this is WHY you let a blind man give you a tattoo. I can't tell. Via Imgur Permalink | Email this | Comments
View ArticleDid Johnny Carson Make a Sex Tape?
Heeeeeeere's Johnny...and his alleged 10-inch hog. That's right. According to TMZ, legendary king of late night Johnny Carson made a sex tape more than 40 years ago, and it's currently being shopped by...
View Article12 Reasons Why 'Slither' is the Best Movie You've Never Seen
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View ArticleThe 10 Sexiest Foreign Commercials Ever
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View ArticleWoman Wins Lottery By Using Numbers From a Fortune Cookie
She's either a simpleton, liar, or the luckiest damn person to ever walk the face of the Earth. A 75-year-old New York woman says she correctly matched five numbers in a Powerball drawing last month...
View ArticleThe 10 Worst Actors on Hugely Popular TV Shows
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View ArticleTeacher Plays Her Homemade Sex Tape For Students
Okay, kids. Today we're going to learn about the Pythagorean theorem as well as what I do to get men to buy me jewelry. An unnamed teacher in Arkansas is in deep shit after accidentally showing her...
View ArticleThis Cat Really Knows How To Interrupt A Yoga Session
This cat really wants some attention. Like, right now. If that means interrupting its owner's yoga session and smashing a camera to the ground, well, that's just how it is. Permalink | Email this |...
View ArticlePissed Off Cat Traps Family in Bedroom
None of us here are zoologists, but we're willing to bet that when a 22-pound cat is so vicious that it has the ability to trap an entire family in a room, it's time to start calling it a tiger....
View ArticleElderly California Woman Survives More Than 1,000 Bee Stings
Remember four or five years ago when scientists were wondering what happened to all of the bees? Well, it turns out they all moved to Palm Desert, and they are pissed. According to CBS Los Angeles, a...
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