This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets
Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets, compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and...
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Ohio Man Says His Life Was Saved By His Craving For Hot Pockets
Silly vegans. According to the Akron Beacon Journal, a 38-year-old Akron man says the only reason he wasn't in his apartment that was recently destroyed when a plane crashed into it is because his...
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Weird News: Chinese Woman Snaps Husband's Penis To Go Online Shopping
Once again, the penis loses out to shopping. According to the Daily Mail, a Chongqing woman accidentally snapped her husband's penis this week when she rolled off him during a sex session so she could...
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This Guy's Pooping Habit At Work Eventually Cost His Company $250,000
Pooping at work is a lot like listening to 5 Seconds of Summer in that nobody really enjoys doing it. But according to BroBible, a 27-year-old dude who admits that he's made some rather iffy life...
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12 Ways Girls Try To Be Sexy Yet Fail
Girls may be made of sugar and spice, and everything nice, but girls who try to force the sexy in irksome ways may be full of something else, and it ain't sweet. Let's call these the 12 Commandments of...
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Abigail Ratchford Gloriously Recreates Kim Kardashian's Paper Magazine Cover...
When it comes to Kim Kardashian's Internet breaking Paper Magazine cover, there have been many imitators. But no one has come close to giving the original a run for its money...until now. Abigail...
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Former Leader Of Colombian Drug Cartel And Detective Posed Nude For Peace
Hell yeah we'll give peace a chance. According to the Daily Mail, an ex-leader of a Colombian drug cartel and the ex-detective who was hired to track her gang of enablers - both of whom are beyond...
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Here's The Harvard Band Spelling Out 'Penis' On The Football Field
See, even the smart kids get a kick out of dick jokes. According to SB Nation, the Harvard University Band performed in front of dozens of fans during halftime of Saturday's game against the visiting...
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The Bulls of South Florida curb stomped the visiting Temple Owls Saturday night, which was surprising on so many fronts. For starters, we didn't even know South Florida had a football program. Second,...
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The 10 Sexiest Tattoo Artists In The World
It was a stipulation that when compiling this roundup, these inked-up beauties must first be talented artists in order to make our super-exclusive list. What came next, of course, was if their...
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15 People Living With (Hilariously) Unfortunate Burdens
We all have our problems. But the next time you complain about yours, remember there's a lawyer in Philadelphia named Justin M. Bieber. It could always be worse. This man ejaculates 100 times a day....
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10 Athletes Who Played Through Gruesome Injuries
What separates a truly great athlete from the pack? Some say it's endurance -- the ability to get out on the field and play no matter what happens, which breeds a true champion. Here are some grueling,...
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Miley Cyrus Goes Completely Naked For Candy Magazine
Here's something to wake you up this Monday: Miley Cyrus naked. While plenty of controversy has surrounded photographer Terry Richardson, that hasn't stopped him from continuing his beloved hobby of...
View ArticlePeople Are Tattooing Their Eyeballs For Some Reason
Looks like the days of hiding a tiny tattoo on your wrist or your ankle from your folks may be long gone. Now people are making sure you can't miss their tattoo by putting it on the one area you won't...
View ArticleMeet The Hot Owner Of Bikini Beans Espresso
I can't say that I'm a huge coffee drinker, but any cafe that is called Bikini Beans Espresso is a business that I would like to attend. It's how my interest for car washes peaks when the word "bikini"...
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Steps To Being The Perfect Bandwagon Fan
Sports are everything, so in order to keep up with all the highs and lows that come with sports, you're going to have to join the madness even if you don't know the first thing about them. If you're...
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A Genius Made A Portrait Of Donald Trump Using 500 Dick Pics
Sometimes you are exactly what people say you are, and Donald Trump may have learned that in the most hilarious way because a portrait of him has been made using 500 dick pics. Now that's productivity....
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There's A Website That Will Dump Your Partner For You For $10
If you want to avoid seeing a grown-up sob in front of you, you may want to use the services of a website that is claiming that they will break up with your partner for you, because you know, you might...
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15 '90s Television Characters And How Old They'd Be Right Now
Want to feel old? Hopefully you do, since nothing shines a bright spotlight on how old you're getting like realizing T.V. heroes you loved such as Clarissa Darling and Johnny Bravo are technically in...
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