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    Other than "how to pretend you didn't forget to send a Mother's Day card," I personally don't do a lot of mom-related Google searching. But apparently around this time every year, people do, and Estately rounded up all that info into the handy U.S. map below. So check it out as you ponder just how far Louisiana is behind the times.

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    (h/t Someecards)

    Related: Here Are Each State's Most Googled Halloween Costume

     

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    Aren't babies just the cutest? The answer to that question is a resounding "sometimes!" When they're barfing in their parents' faces, however, not so much. Don't worry; it'll get funnier as they get older. Until then, just grin and bear it as you squirm your way through the following gallery of infants doing what they do best -- being disgusting.

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    That reminds us, we forgot about the big brothers and sisters of the world. Consider our mistake rectified.

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    And don't forget granny!

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    Eh, one more for the road:


    And that was just the puke angle: Another Newborn Kid Crapped All Over His Dad During A Photo Shoot

     

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  • 05/09/16--04:22: Today's Funny Photos
  • As another weekend fades into another Monday and you question the meaning of life on your way back in to work, let us relieve you of such daunting mental anguish with a collection of funny photos. Forget about how far away the next weekend is for now and start scrolling. And if these don't cheer you up, check us out on Instagram and Twitter.

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    When it comes to spray tans, nobody's fooling anybody, especially when they're celebrities under the microscope. Some of the worst spray tans have made their way into our mitts, and it's with great pleasure we exploit them, mostly because one of them is running for President of the United States. The rest are washed-up pop stars and aging actors who can't seem to get out of the limelight long enough to get a natural tan.

    Britney Spears
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    Bradley Cooper
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    The ol' 5 o'clock shadow, eh Bradley?

    Anne Hathaway
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    Even though she was filming a scene for "Bride Wars," it's no less terrifying a spray tan.

    Lindsay Lohan
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    The ol' 5 o'clock shadow, eh Lindsay?

    Bob Barker
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    Brooke Hogan
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    Christina Aguilera
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    Please, God, let that be her spray tan.

    Donald Trump
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    This is the man you want running the free world? I hope they use this on Mount Rushmore.

    George Hamilton
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    Jessica Simpson
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    Anyone noticing a trend here with formerly famous '90s pop stars?

    Katie Price
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    Kelly Osbourne
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    Elliot Mintz
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    We're not even sure what's happening here.

    Paris Hilton
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    Oops, missed a spot.

    Aubrey O'Day
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    Pauly D
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    Raquel Hernandez Olmo
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    Snooki
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    Damn, we miss 2009.

    Taylor Swift
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    Valentino
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    This photo roll just came full circle, and now we know how Anne truly feels about spray tans.

    Ross Geller
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    Classic Ebony and Ivory moment.

     

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  • 05/09/16--05:08: 11 Funny Butt Crack Tattoos
  • These will crack you up! (And possibly gross you out.) After you are done with these, check out the 17 Worst Tramp Stamp Tattoos You Will Ever See.

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    A fit body leads to a long life, as they say, and hopefully you're hitting the gym to not just get big, but also to give yourself the inner strength to last 60,70 more years in style. What's the use of being buff if you don't survive to lord it over people at your high school reunions well into the future, after all. Need a little inspiration? Check out these 10 senior citizens who are totally ripped. Some pump iron, others tackle insane endurance races, but the common thread is that they're probably in better shape than you are and get discounts on movie tickets.

    Don Wildman
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    The founder of the Bally's Total Fitness chain of gyms is a living advertisement for his own product. Don Wildman is 82 and still pushing his body to its limits with triathlons, weightlifting, epic mountain bike rides and more. Three days a week, Wildman puts himself through a grueling custom weight workout called the Circuit, where he does sixteen groups of exercises for a terrifying total of 3,000 reps. That arduous training has enabled Wildman to do insane things like paddle around the entirety of the Hawaiian islands while he was in his 70s. Wildman also has three Ironman triathlons under his belt.

    Ernestine Shepherd
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    Holding the Guinness World Record for the world's oldest competitive female bodybuilder, Ernestine Shepherd was a model in her youth but let her health decline for a few decades. When she couldn't fit in her swimsuit at the age of 54, she embarked on a fitness kick that would reshape her body into a lean, sinewy miracle. Under the tutelage of a former Mr. Universe, the 79-year-old Shepherd has won multiple bodybuilding titles, runs 80 miles a week and benches 150. She now works as a personal trainer in Baltimore, where she helps people of all ages get into the best shape they possibly can.

    Yuichiro Miura
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    Less than 700 people have ever made it to the summit of Mount Everest, the tallest mountain in the world. Japanese climber Yuichiro Miura has done it three times -- all after he turned 70. His first ascent came in 2003, and his most recent came 10 years later, at the ripe old age of 80. That climb was one he barely survived -- recent surgeries for both a heart condition and a shattered pelvis put him in rough shape, and on the way down he felt like he was at death's door. Miura, who is the son of a famous Japanese professional skier, set a number of skiing records in his youth and doesn't intend to stop scaling mountains anytime soon. In a recent interview, he says that he wants to reach the summit one more time in 2023 when he's 90.

    Pat Gallant-Charette
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    Many doctors recommend swimming as a form of exercise for older people because it's easy on the joints, but Pat Gallant-Charette takes it to the extreme. She started training for her first race at the age of 46 and quickly discovered that she had a skill for distance swimming. As she aged, she discovered that her strength and endurance were only increasing, and started pushing herself to tackle longer and longer distances. Some of her most epic journeys include swimming Japan's 33-mile Tsugaru Strait, a 21-mile swim around Catalina Island, and she's working on being the oldest person ever to tackle the Ocean's Seven -- the four toughest open-water swims in the world.

    Mike Brooks
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    Running a single marathon is enough to wipe out most people of any age -- the human body simply isn't built to handle 26.2 miles in one day. So how do you explain 70-year-old Missouri native Mike Brooks, who just knocked out seven marathons in seven consecutive days? Brooks, a former Maine fire chief, started running in 1994 when his weight and bad smoking habit threatened his health, and over the last few decades has transformed his body into a lean, mean cardio machine. His week of marathons raised $15,000 for Camp Sunshine, a retreat in Maine for kids with life-threatening illnesses. Even though he's slowing down with age, Brooks still runs 70 races a year, including multiple ultra-marathons.

    Sy Perlis
    10 Senior Citizens In Better Shape Than You
    It's fair to say that Sy Perlis has you beat in the badass department. The 94-year-old powerlifter is a World War II veteran who demolished the bench press world record for people 90 and over in 2013 by a staggering 52.2 pounds. Perlis' press of 187.2 pounds was vastly higher than the previous contender. The Arizona man credits his strength to a rigorous five-day-a week workout program that he started after getting a pacemaker put into his heart in 2012. Considering the average male at his peak can bench about 150, it's pretty insane that a man in his 90s can do better.

    Philippa Raschker
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    Widely regarded as one of the best athletes in the world of any age, Eileen Philippa "Phil" Raschker started competing in track & field at the age of 13 and stuck with it her whole life. Now 69 years old, she holds a whopping 71 gold medals from the World Masters Athletic Championships in a wide variety of events. During the day, she works as an accountant in Marietta, Georgia -- an occupation that gives her the freedom to travel the world and compete. With every Masters event that she goes to, she enters 10 separate events at minimum, including the heptathlon, 100-, 200- and 400-meter sprints, 80- and 300-meter hurdles, high jump, pole vault, long jump and triple jump. And she kicks ass at all of them.

    Ed Whitlock
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    How fast do you think you could run a marathon? Chances are you can't beat the 2:54:48 time by Ed Whitlock, one of the world's fastest and strongest senior distance runners. He set that record at the tender age of 73, but he didn't rest on his laurels. The Canadian powerhouse has over 80 age group records for a vast variety of competitions, and aims to get no more than one percent slower for every year that passes. At 85, Whitlock is still pushing himself to break his previous records, recently doing the Waterloo half marathon in 1:50:47. The only training he does is running around a 1/3 mile loop track near his house for hours every day, not listening to music or distracting himself in any way.

    Jacinto Bonilla
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    CrossFit is a popular fitness program that has its share of critics, many who allege that the high-intensity workouts can be tough on your body. That hasn't stopped 74-year-old Jacinto Bonilla, though. Bonilla started CrossFit in 2009 and has become a frequent competitor, going up against men half his age. When he was 69, the company named a Workout Of The Day after him -- the Jacinto Storm consists of six exercises, each one done once for every year of Bonilla's life. He plans to keep up his CrossFit training and competing until he turns 100, and we believe he can pull it off.

    Hidekichi Miyazaki
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    Let's close this out with the oldest athlete on this list -- Japan's "Golden Bolt," 105-year-old sprinter Hidekichi Miyazaki. Miyazaki only started running after his 90th birthday, and has smashed world records for century-old racers. He specializes in the short races, 100 meters in particular, and at just 29.83 seconds holds a pretty impressive pace for a dude that's a hundred years old. That's a meter for every year he's lived, plus some change. A sensible diet and daily exercise are Miyazaki's ingredients for a long and healthy life, and he plans to continue running sprints and trying to beat his best until they put him in the ground.

     

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    I can imagine that leaving your baby behind for the first time as you return to work can be a quite nerve-racking experience, but for a new mom the experience was a tad more worrisome when she received some pretty unexpected updates from her partner, Matt.

    New Mom Ask Husband for Baby Updates, Doesn't Get What She's Expecting At All
    Matt Coyne, the blogger behind Man vs. Baby, was asked by his partner Lyns for some updates on their son, Charlie. And Matt did just that, showing Lyns just how well Charlie is doing. Check out their exchange thanks to his Facebook page:

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    New Mom Ask Husband for Baby Updates, Doesn't Get What She's Expecting At All
    Matt reveals how things went down just as Lyns was heading toward work: "It's true to say that as Lyns walked out the door that first morning there were quite a few tears, sobbing, and protest-soiling. But, in my defense, by lunchtime I had calmed down a bit. Anyway, to alleviate Lyns' concerns about leaving Charlie...I promised to keep in touch."

    Well, he did keep in touch and then some.

    h/t Mirror

    Being a dad is tough: Baby's Projectile Poop Ruins Father's Attempt At Love Portrait

     

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    A few weeks ago we learned that Guns 'N' Roses frontman Axl Rose was taking time to lead another band: AC/DC. And now we can finally hear what that sounds like thanks to some live concert footage that shows Rose singing some of AC/DC's biggest hits.

    Let's first take a look at Rose performing "Back in Black" at Passeio Martimo de Alges in Oeiras, Portugal:


    Hey, he's no Brian Johnson, but he holds his own pretty well. Check him take a stab at "Hells Bells."


    And here's one more for you:


    All things considered, this may end up being a pretty damn good year for Axl.

    h/t Crave

    Don't forget these rockers: Rock Stars Age Just Like The Rest Of Us, And It Ain't Pretty

     

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    Corn from a can sounds like a better option next time.

    For some reason when people get bored they like to try stupid things, and there's an incredibly new stupid trend going around the Internet: eating corn off a power drill. This all started when someone discovered that you can eat a corn on the cob in 10 seconds if it is put on a power drill. How one finds that out is something I'd rather not know.

    Check out what occurred when one woman tried to see for herself. Let's just say this is super painful to watch:


    And now this is her looking defeated, as a doc tends to her bald spot:


    Let's try not to be idiots, folks.

    h/t UNILAD

    Well that's one way to lose your hair: Here's A Woman Lighting Her Boyfriend's Hair On Fire At A Bar

     

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    It is said that people only use 10 percent of their brain, but that may not be completely accurate, at least according to the confessions below that were made on Whisper; confessions that involve either total brain farts, or just a situation where their brain didn't back them up at all. Check out 15 times when the brain didn't do its part.

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    At least they aren't these folks: The Most Awkward Things People Have Done On A Date

     

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    It seems like it is not only puppets (or muppets) that can take on hip-hop songs, but cartoon characters, as well. Since we've seen "The Muppets" take on Snoop Dogg, and the Sesame Street characters take on Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, as well as Warren G, here's what the popular "Rick and Morty" did with Kendrick Lamar.

    Thanks to Adam Schleichkorn and his Is This How You Go Viral page, we can now see what Rick and Morty look like rapping Lamar's "Swimming Pools (Drank)."


    Just what Lamar had in mind.

    "Ms. Jackson" with puppets: The Muppets Go Hard On OutKast's Classic 'Ms. Jackson'

     

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    Everyone loves ragging on Florida, but if this guest book left at an Airbnb in The Sunshine State by Obvious Plant is any indication...OK, maybe they're actually onto something. You can browse the pages below, and be sure to visit Obvious Plant's Facebook page for an added bonus page not available on the Tumblr.

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    Related: A Free Biology Report On Badass Wolves Was Left Outside A Los Angeles High School

     

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    I mean, do you really need to know more about this to watch the video? You don't. On an episode of BBC's "Natural World," a man tries to feed a wombat named Pete some sweetcorn on the cob (it's his favorite). And how does this little a-hole introduce himself to us? By farting, of course.

    Take a look at the hilarious video below:


    Man, that wombat tears through that corn like I tear through a bag of cookies when I'm depressed.

    But hey, Pete the wombat is still a hell of a lot smarter than the girl who tried to eat corn off a power drill.

    h/t Esquire

    Let's not forget this guy: We Should All Be As Happy As This Farting Horse

     

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    You always have to take what you see on the Internet with a grain of salt, and you have to accept that not everything you see on there will be 100 percent accurate. Especially not when it comes to butts. As good as the gals below look, they unfortunately had a tiny bit of enhancement from the Internet lords.

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    But honestly, both versions are fine by me.

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    But hey, at least he didn't do them: The Photoshop Genius On Twitter Is Back With More Hilarious Photos

     

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    Never ask a friend for help when it comes to creating your dating profile because chances are they will butcher it. However, they might actually make your profile better by adding sloths. That's exactly what a guy did when a friend asked him to help him create a dating profile. Check out the pictures below and see if you can spot the sloth in each picture (scroll down for the answers).

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    Did you get them all? See below.

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    Now try this one: Can You Spot The Animal In This Photo?

     

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    Alyssa Arce and her "arse" are all over Instagram (@miss_alyssaarce) with just enough nude cover-up to make us scream "Oh, c'mon!" at our computer screens. It takes years of practice, eons of patience and a team of skilled mentors to reach this level of mastery, and Alyssa seems to be the best of her kind. Okay, it actually just takes holding still, looking hot and avoiding sexy selfies gone wrong. Check out this exceptionally risqué, totally legit, sexy photo of ace Playmate, Alyssa Arce from Instagram, then add her username and follow her online wherever you can.

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    Did you know: The Elbow Bra Is Sweeping the Nation

     

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    Sometimes you have to let that booty call go to voicemail, son.

    According to the Global Times, a driver known only as Mr. Jiang was given a 15-day "detention sentence" and fined over $300 for driving without a license after he crashed his car in the Chinese province of Shandong last week.

    The reason why he didn't have a license? You guessed it: Mr. Jiang only has one arm. And instead of keeping the hand attached to that one arm on the steering wheel or using it for the stick shift (yes, the one-armed man was driving a manual vehicle), police said Jiang admitted to them that he was using it to handle his cellphone at the time of the accident.

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    Despite the fact that this is the second time he's been busted for driving without a license since March, Jiang still defended his ability to handle a stick shift car while talking on the phone despite lacking a right hand and forearm.

    "I am a good driver," Jiang told a reporter. "I use my left hand to steer and shift gears." He added that police wouldn't have caught him if the accident hadn't happened.

    Our guess is that the police responded with something to the effect that the accident totally destroys his first argument that he's a good driver.

    This guy had a pretty good excuse for wrecking his ride: Chinese Threesome In Car Ends With Accident And Broken Legs

     

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    Since In-N-Out Burger has zero locations in Florida, we'll go ahead and qualify this as an overreaction.

    According to Fox News, a 25-year-old St. Cloud man was charged with first-degree premeditated murder after he allegedly shot and killed his 28-year-old brother last Thursday night during an argument over a cheeseburger.



    Police said Benjamin Middendorf shot his older brother Nicholas once in the chest during an argument over whether or not one of them wanted said cheeseburger. The boys and their mother had just gotten home from a Cinco de Mayo celebration with friends before the shooting occurred.

    "We were in a fight and I grabbed a gun and I shot him. Oh my God!" Benjamin Middendorf can be heard screaming in a 911 call released by the St. Cloud Police Department. His mother followed that up with some heartbreaking screams of her own before closing with a sad wish for her one remaining son, saying, "I hope you go to jail."

    It looks as though she's gotten her wish for now, as Benjamin was denied bail on Saturday. No word on what kind of cheeseburger it was, but based on how heated things got, you have to think there was bacon on it.

    Also unacceptable: Texas Man Stabs Roommate Who Was Having A Birthday Threesome

     

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    We all get a little overprotective of the ones we love, but this pooch is ridiculous. All her owner wants is a kiss from her boyfriend, but good luck with that, guy. While the whole thing may be adorable from an outsider's perspective, he's clearly had enough, as evidenced by his defeated head shake at the end of the video, which you can check out below.

    This dog does NOT like her owner being kissed! 😂🐶 via @jade.schutte and @lettie.rednose

    A video posted by UNILAD (@unilad) on


    On the plus side, at least we got a good show from the angle this video was taken. That's gotta count for something, right?

    Related: This Man And His Fake Giant Dog Are All The Rage On Instagram

     

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    The only thing more embarrassing than being caught having sex is perhaps getting walked in on while going to the bathroom. But at least when your child sees you taking a poop, you can just tell them that's what you are doing. When it comes to engaging in sexual relations, however, you need to come up with a fake excuse fast, which isn't always the most satisfactory when all's said and done. The following Whisper app confessions certainly qualify as proof of that.

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    By the way, don't get your excuses from these misguided folks: Weird Sex Advice People Have Gotten From Their Friends

     

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