Who doesn't love a happy ending? Bet you didn't see that coming. Be good to your ladies, fellas. Lord knows they're better to us than we deserve.
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I don't know cpr I just like punching dead people in the chest and kissing them.
— Little Greenis (@DurtMcHurtt) May 12, 2016
Dray looks like your cousin from Mississippi visiting when you tell him the venue has a dress code pic.twitter.com/yPzgWHGGfE
— Trappadonna (@NicholeGunz) June 10, 2016
Me: hey, I'm looking for an email.
— Ben Rector (@benrector) June 12, 2016
iPhone mail: this one from 2012, unrelated to your search?
Me: no it was last week
iPhone: can't find it.
Gucci, thoughtfully giving us a way of letting everyone know you're British and have a bladder infection. pic.twitter.com/rrABzI0PNm
— (((quinn cummings))) (@quinncy) June 12, 2016
Date: any pets?
— FRO VO (@fro_vo) June 6, 2016
Me: a pet rock
D: lol at least u don't have to housetrain it
Me: *flashback to piles of pebbles all over my house* haha yeah
My mom left me in charge of the cake for my graduation party pic.twitter.com/p4ui3YkDgm
— Megan McGurr (@meganmcgurr) May 29, 2016
Without oboe players we would have no idea when an animal is doing something wacky in a nature documentary
— Glenn Rockowitz (@justaride) June 11, 2016
6yrs ago I met a beautiful woman at a NYSC CDS meeting. We exchanged numbers. Today I dunno where she is. No point in my story. Just a tweet
— Lord Vino (@LordV_234) June 3, 2016
Four years of high school for this bullshit. pic.twitter.com/3iyWk1trCs
— Terrio ♍ (@terry_cruuz) June 9, 2016
Take me down to the Parallax City where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly
— Mark Brown (@britishgaming) June 12, 2016
SAM NEILL, ADULT: Dinosaurs were very good.
— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) June 13, 2016
A LITERAL CHILD: Nah they seem dumb.
SN,A: HERE IS HOW ONE WOULD MURDER YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT
when you text someone and the phone sends it as a green, what is that weird feeling of failure about?
— ít ԹհíӀՀ good (@RyanPhillippe) June 8, 2016
Something we've yet to discuss: there's a very real chance @realDonaldTrump has no idea what dogs are. pic.twitter.com/IDlZCUzZyl
— CAFE (@cafedotcom) June 8, 2016
I want a woman who puts out on the first date. Puts out cookies, that is. If anybody wants to bake off and chill HMU.
— Anthony Troli (@AnthonyTroli) June 7, 2016
So you just gonna mess up my Birthday Cake on my Birthday to my Birthday Party on my Birthday with my Birthday Cake? https://t.co/zL3DreZCO5
— KC&Chill (@iDIKher) June 11, 2016
i'm dying at this picture. the level of disrespect from the cat to lie down on your pizza is unfathomable pic.twitter.com/6yzMkMKfg6
— Robby Kalland (@RKalland) June 9, 2016
The man who invented clickbait has died. You'll never guess when his funeral is...
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) May 12, 2016
You pretend to be Banksy on Twitter. https://t.co/jN4tYbGuo7
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) June 6, 2016
Every photo of the guy from Sleigh Bells looks like he left his phone charger at work pic.twitter.com/siGcQl5BEh
— Heathered Pearls (@heatheredpearls) June 10, 2016
This election is super mellow. Wish people had an opinion on these candidates. Everyone is getting along smoothly on social media.
— Nick Swardson (@NickSwardson) June 9, 2016
2,160 days for a handshake and a piece of paper. but everything was worth it 💜💛
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Took the greatest senior photos ever with my favorite burrito! @tacobell@TacoBellTeam@BeefyCrunch2016pic.twitter.com/hHEa95Jar6
— Kelton Sullivan (@KeltonSmelton) April 28, 2016
Thank you @tacobell for being the most loyal friend to me. 🎓🌮 #classof2016#TacoEmojiEnginepic.twitter.com/K4RwLEkEMV
— Slaylor (@taylorgrossmann) May 20, 2016
baja blast's biggest fan #throwback#tacobellseniorpic.twitter.com/SgfHd4sx7l
— Erin (@verysmallpeach) June 9, 2016
Forever in love with my pictures at @tacobell 🌮 #TacoBellSeniorpic.twitter.com/CnwoCdgFlT
— Abbey Grace♡ (@abbeygraceeee) June 9, 2016
@tacobell Does college graduation count? #TacoBellSeniorpic.twitter.com/QP9pxdjjkQ
— Amy Lewandowski (@amylewski) June 9, 2016
senior pictures were a success @tacobellpic.twitter.com/nD6a59Tc2U
— nathaniel smith (@nasmith_1127) April 13, 2016
remember when I told you guys I was gonna get my senior pictures at taco bell and you thought I was joking pic.twitter.com/GiJK5mNZRf
— @MOGirlProbs (@MOGirlProbs) August 7, 2015
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OMG I CANT BREATHE pic.twitter.com/AhNb2DOkOP
— ️ (@revivalpurposes) June 17, 2016
kylie jenner wearing cornrows still irks me
— makia (@cumdobrev) June 16, 2016
when will kylie jenner stop wearing cornrows
— sara #saadaboutit (@saravonsega) June 16, 2016