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    Living with a woman takes some adjusting. You might read that statement and say, "Eh, that's pretty vague." Fortunately, Twitter user Arthur Dayne @WeNotSocks provided many specific examples on his page to give you a clearer picture of what you are in for.

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    Who doesn't love a happy ending? Bet you didn't see that coming. Be good to your ladies, fellas. Lord knows they're better to us than we deserve.

    (via Izismile)

    Related: This Guy's Hot Girlfriend Keeps Falling For His Spider Pranks

     

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    We could be wrong, but we're pretty sure hoverboards were created to get people from Point A to Point B quicker than if they were just hoofing it. Naturally, some human beings have given that notion the ol' f**k it treatment and have found far more exciting uses for them.

    Take these guys, for example. Instead of sitting in their hotel rooms and debating about whether they should drop $14.99 on a one-time viewing of "Barely Legal 14" on their standard definition TVs or $17.99 for 24 hours of high-speed internet connectivity, they decided to take their hoverboards out to the hallway and use them as a means to joust each other.

    Let's see how that worked out for them thanks to the Ridiculousness Facebook:


    We'll go out on a limb and say 50 percent of them will consider giving hoverboard jousting another try.

    h/t Uproxx

    Here's a girl who might want to think about playing with marbles instead of hoverboards: Poor Girl On 'Hoverboard From Hell' Crashes Into Wall

     

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    Impressions are a big part of many comedians' acts. I myself take great pride in my ability to impersonate Sean Connery, Shaggy from "Scooby-Doo" and one of the local drunks at my favorite watering hole.

    But 14-year-old Jack Aiello from Thomas Middle School in Arlington Heights, Illinois, recently made me and probably most others look like absolute amateurs after he delivered a hysterical eight-minute speech at his eighth-grade graduation ceremony earlier this month, as he showcased his amazing range and talent with spot-on impersonations of both current and former 2016 presidential candidates, as well as the current commander-in-chief.


    Aiello's parents said Jack has been doing impressions since he was very young, and his dream is to one day meet SNL-great Dana Carvey. Although if that happens, we're not sure who'll be the one asking for advice from the other.

    Well done, kid.

    h/t NBC Chicago

    That speech was almost as good as this one:Amy Schumer's Acceptance Speech At The Glamour Awards Was Awesome (NSFW Language)

     

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    And Uncle Sam took home an extra two cents because of it.

    According to UPI, a Rochester man recently did some shopping at an unnamed business and was stunned to find out he had been charged an extra 25 cents for being a smart-ass.

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    Brian C. Jackson bought four miscellaneous items from the store on June 10 but didn't realize until he looked at the receipt later that he also paid a quarter for a "Smartass Charge." That charge was then taxed two cents, meaning Jackson actually had to fork over a total of 27 cents for being himself.

    "Apparently I was a Smartass today, it's a small price to pay," Jackson wrote on Reddit.

    It was a good thing the cashier didn't think he was something worse like an asshole. I mean, then things might have gotten expensive.

    Think your life is pathetic? This Gas Station Receipt Tells A Very Sad Story

     

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    You can't win every fight. Sometimes you lose because you are outmatched, sometimes it's because you didn't give it your all, and sometimes...it's just because you had no idea what the hell you were getting yourself into.

    That's what happened to the much bigger and taller dude in this short video clip. Take a look:

    http://fuckyeahwierd.tumblr.com/post/145944445173

    Obviously, his only defense was to run away.

    Related: Georgia Man Gets Naked Outside Waffle House

     

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    When you play 162 games every year, you're bound to do something extremely stupid once in a while.

    You could get thrown out trying to advance to third base despite the fact that the ball was hit in front of you. You could swing at what would have been ball four because it bounced six feet in front of home plate. Hell, you could forget to zip up on the day you decide to leave the underwear at home in an effort to break out of a slump.

    Throwing A Ball To A Fan Is Cool Except When There Are Only Two Outs
    Or you could throw a ball to a fan in the stands even though there are only two outs. Right, Odubel Herrera?


    To be fair, it was the top of the eighth inning, and the Phillies were down by nine runs to the Blue Jays. I mean, odds were pretty good that they weren't going to come back to win the game even without Herrera's brain fart.

    In fact, they were probably almost as good as the odds that Herrera never forgets how many outs there are ever again.

    h/t Deadspin

    This guy wishes the ball would have gone into the stands instead: Watch A 106 MPH Ground Ball Pop Juan Uribe Right In The Nuts

     

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    England and Russia battled to a 1-1 tie in Marseille, France, on the second day of Euro 2016 last Saturday, but the most entertaining action might have taken place outside the stadium afterward when a shithoused fan happened upon that unfortunate moment where you need to find a bathroom in the next five seconds or you're going to piss yourself.

    With no restroom in sight, the dude somehow came to the conclusion that the best location for his massive puddle of piss was between two cars parked on the street. Let's see how that worked out for him:


    The good news for the public pisser is that other than the embarrassment of walking around in clothes that were soaked in his own urine, there was really no other punishment for his actions. And that probably had something to do with the fact that French police were busy breaking up a massive brawl between other soccer hooligans from both countries.

    h/t Barstool Sports

    He was built like a potato: Georgia Man Gets Naked And Urinates On Waffle House Door

     

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    Virtually everything we write that has to do with cats involves them being little a-holes. But it turns out that men have more in common with these feisty felines than we ever gave them credit for. For instance, did you know that they love women's breasts? What a coincidence -- so do we! The following roundup of kitty GIFs showcases their borderline unnatural obsession with big, squishy fun bags.

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    OK, so one in every 11 cats is still a complete and total jerk.

    Related: The Absolute Funniest Tweets Every Cat Owner Will Understand

     

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    Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets, compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.

    Follow @robfee on Twitter.


    Want more? Check out last week's hilarious tweets.

     

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    In an age where everything is posted on the internet for all to see, creative senior photos have become a way to stand out from the bunch and from the usual. While tons of graduates are posing in the usual setting, some have gone out of their way to pose with their first love: Taco Bell.

    Take a look at some senior photos at Taco Bell, and have yourself a taco afterwards on me (on yourself, because I'm a poor college graduate).

    2,160 days for a handshake and a piece of paper. but everything was worth it 💜💛

    A photo posted by Evannnn® (@evanforaker) on




    A Bunch Of Graduates Posed At Taco Bell This Year


    A Bunch Of Graduates Posed At Taco Bell This Year


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    A Bunch Of Graduates Posed At Taco Bell This Year


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    And let's not forget the gal that started it all:

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    Thanks for the memories.

    Now check some of these quotes out: 17 Yearbook Quotes That Prove Our Future Isn't Totally Screwed

     

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    If there is any food less appetizing than canned soup, I don't want to know about it. The following cooking instructions will sound all too familiar, but you've likely never read them before. They are simply the epitome of every experience eating this disgusting crap you have ever had.

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    Now, who's up for some ramen noodles in a bag?

    (via Reddit)

    Related: Wendy's Brilliantly Trolled This Broke College Student Who Asked For Free Coupons

     

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    To visit the ER or not to visit the ER? That is the question that plagues everyone who swallowed weird shit then googles to see if they're going to die. People will swallow anything out of curiosity, boredom or just sheerly because they're cheap asses who don't like to pay for things like the rest of us. But, as they say, all things must pass in the end (the rear end, am I right?).

    Check out some of these indigestion horror stories and see if you have a weirder ingestion story that can top these. Don't tell us though, if you do. Keep that shit to yourself, then for your own sake, take it to the grave.

    "I swallowed a 64GB SD card."
    These People Swallowed the Weirdest Things Then Googled If It Would Kill Them
    Just posted on June 13, this numbnuts accidentally swallowed a memory card while trying to multitask through a sneeze. The day that started with hot models poolside on a perfect day ended with people coaxing him -- "What an idiot!" -- into either puking it up for the sake of the work or convincing him to let it pass. "One pasta strainer later," he got it back, albeit the footage was ruined. Some perfect day he had.

    "If I swallowed a penny as a child, is it possible it's still somewhere inside me?"
    These People Swallowed the Weirdest Things Then Googled If It Would Kill Them
    Maybe the bullet isn't your biggest problem. This guy, "orangeshoe," on a Health & Fitness thread says he "accidentally" swallowed a penny years ago when he was about three, and now he's curious if it's hiding in his body, or if he secretly shat it out. Well, circle gets the square on this one, orangeshoe, as you're unfortunately still around and have the right to vote.

    "What would happen if you swallowed a bullet?"
    These People Swallowed the Weirdest Things Then Googled If It Would Kill Them
    I found this one interesting, because it sounds like they hadn't done it yet and were considering doing it, which would drum up a lot more questions than if it were an accident. Upon reading further, it turns out she's more ignorant than we feared when her first question was "Will it go off inside me?" That's nothing. A boy swallowed 57 bullets during a family game. Wonder what they do for Christmas.

    "My friend swallowed a drywall nail."
    These People Swallowed the Weirdest Things Then Googled If It Would Kill Them
    You're asking for a friend, huh? Sure. Apparently while working, this gentleman's "friend" took down a 1-5/8" nail, and then this gem of a friend googled for him to see if he'd be alright. Well, a nail is rough because one end is pointed for stabbing body parts, the other can get caught and if it's long enough, which this one is, it can be tricky to pass. How does one swallow such a big nail without first lubing the throat. Sounds like his "friend" lost a bet. Luckily the thread offers helpful medical advice, such as "there are better ways to get your daily iron intake." Just be thankful (for your friend) that it wasn't a screw.

    "I swallowed a toothpick. Shit."
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    Shit is right, my friend, and a painful one at that, should said toothpick splinter. This particular incident started the way most terrible incidents start: with alcohol late at night. While attempting to shoot toothpicks through a straw, this genius took a deep breath and inhaled the little wooden weapon, followed swiftly the next day by sharp pains in the sternum. To make matters worse, he thought referencing an episode of "House" to his doctor would help.

    "So you've swallowed your dentures..."
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    Seeing this article reveals that this is a recurring problem, and upon reading up we can see the X-ray of a poor soul who manage to swallow all their teeth. Bones, not just fish bones, and dentures are common digestive tract mishaps for older folks, which is strange because we thought that swallowing teeth was something you outgrew around the time you realized -- spoiler alert! -- the Tooth Fairy isn't real.

    "What to do if your child swallows a rock?"
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    That's nothing. Kids swallow rocks all the time. However, a woman in China swallowed nearly 20 rocks after a relationship squabble. Maybe she thought they were healing crystals. She was urged to have them removed. To top her, check out this picture of a woman who swallowed a whole spatula!

    "My snake swallowed my electric blanket."
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    We're not sure what's more impressive: That you have 12-foot snake in your home, that it ate an electric blanket or that it wasn't full after that and still managed to eat the cords and control box. Suffice it to say, this was a first for everyone involved, but after a two-hour surgery, the problem was resolved.

    "I think I swallowed a small piece of a ketchup packet."
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    "While I was eating. Will I be alright?" Survey says "yes," but I love how someone went in there and answered "no" just to screw with your head.

    Little Haley didn't just swallow "ah" magnet. She swallowed 30 magnets.
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    An eight-year-old girl swallowed 20 magnets and 10 steel balls, claiming they looked like candy. (She must've had a shitty Easter growing up.) Despite being a good student, she was silly enough to consume 30 pieces of a construction toy, which tore eight holes in her intestines and required emergency surgery and a two-week stay in the hospital.

     

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    Consider this mandatory reading if you're thinking about taking a trip to Australia. It's a sprawling land notorious for deadly creatures, creepy crawlies and cataclysmic weather. While it's still a pretty sweet place, don't forget to check under the bed sheets, because your demise could be imminent at any moment.

    Great Whites
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    In a number that is surprisingly low, an average of three Australians die every year at the mouths of great white sharks. One of the latest victims, 24-year-old Ben Linden, had a fatal bout near Wedge Island 80 miles north of Perth. A jet skier rode out to save him, but "Brutus" -- the nickname for the shark that locals gave after seeing him in the days leading up -- attacked the jet ski. It was the fifth fatal shark attack in the last 10 months (at the time).


    Saltwater Crocodiles
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    In Aussieland they're called "Salties," and they kill an average of 20 people a year. In one of the oddest stories of fortune and misfortune, German national Isabel von Jordan and her friend left a Bali nightclub that was attacked by a terrorist bombing in October 2002, killing 202 people, an hour before it happened. Then 10 days later, Isabel was attacked by a terrorist of the Outback.

    At 11 p.m. on October 22, an idiotic tour guide who would later be convicted for gross negligence offered the suggestion that they go swimming at Sandy Creek. Tourist James Rothwell recalled, "I felt a bang on my leg and seconds later heard a girl scream. And the girl went under the water." It was a 15-foot, 1,110-pound Saltie monster. In the moonlight, they witnessed Isabel's limp body in its mouth: "It was sitting in the water like a dog with a bone," another witness put it.


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    A nine-day heatwave that saw temperatures hover around 113 degrees Fahrenheit resulted in the Black Saturday Bushfires of 2009. It claimed the lives of 173 Victorians, and injured 414. In the nine days, 400 individual fires ravaged 2,029 homes. It was the worst Australian bushfire of all time. For comparison, the Black Friday Bushfire -- not to be confused with that ridiculous American holiday -- killed 71 people in 1939.


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    In the past century, there have been 60 deaths caused by Box Jellyfish stings in Australia. A recent encounter with a Box Jellyfish as described by famous endurance swimmer Diana Nyad will send chills up your spine.

    On her third swim from Cuba to Florida, Nyad was struck by indescribable pain. Although she's dealt with a litany of dangerous encounters, including sharks, storms and hypothermia, she says that the Box Jellyfish is the only one that still haunts her nightmares. She told People that it's "an otherworldly, science-fiction pain. You felt that your body had been dipped in hot, burning wax oil. I still have kind of a post-traumatic fear over that whole episode. I wake up in the middle of the night with chills and screaming out, 'Help me, help me, I'm on fire, I'm on fire!'"


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    This peanut-sized predator weighs an ounce, but it packs a deadly punch. In 2013, snorkeling couple Kathreen Ricketson and Rob Shuff were discovered facedown in the waters of the Ningaloo Reef. To make matters more depressing, their children found them. Although they were never able to confirm that it was the Irukandji, locals saw teeming schools of this horrifying sea peanut in the area. Their deaths were ruled as drownings.


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    In 2006, Sarah Whiley screamed, "Shark!" Her friends thought she was joking. They only took her seriously when they saw a pool of blood appear in the shallow waters of North Stradbroke Island. The 21-year-old was mauled by three bull sharks. Her hands were torn off and her legs were mutilated. Australia's second-deadliest shark caused Whiley to die from shock and massive blood loss.


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    Researchers whisper that scientists are studying it for biological warfare. It's said to cause victims to want to commit suicide because of its excruciating sting. "There's nothing to rival it. It's 10 times worse than anything else," said Ernie Rider, who was stung in 1963. Rider said the pain persisted for two years and recurred every time he took a shower.

    One popular Gympie Gympie tale claims a World War II soldier took his own life after wiping his buttocks with its leaves. Some have told stories of horses jumping off of cliffs due to the indescribable pain. The moral? Don't go hiking in Australia's jungles.


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    Ironically, the driest place in the world is home to some of the world's meanest floods. In the past 150 years, there have been 1,000 deaths due to cataclysmic torrents. In December 2010, Cyclone Tasha ripped through Brisbane and southeast Queensland. A confirmed 35 people died. More than 28,000 homes were destroyed and 200,000 people were affected altogether. This month-long flood caused a total of $2.38 billion in damages.


    Sweltering Desert Heat
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    Australia's weather is known to attract many a Brit retiree, but its vast inland desert has claimed countless lives. In 2012, while on a trip through Queensland to inspect bores, 25-year-old Mauritz Pieterse and his friend were stranded after their truck stalled. They decided to brave six miles under 113-degree Fahrenheit heat. Pieterse's workmate survived, and when he went back to look for him, Pieterse was curled up under a bush, dead, due to heat exhaustion.


    Funnel-Web Spiders
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    They say if you're bit in the abdomen, you're toast. These hairy, black sons of bitches are the second-deadliest spiders in Australia. In 2014, a six-year-old girl picked one up, thinking it was a toy, and it bit her finger. Fifteen minutes later she screamed, "Mummy I can't see." The Australian funnel-web spider bite made her blind, caused her to vomit, and made her sweat so much that her clothes were soaked. Luckily, she was swiftly taken to a Sydney hospital where she survived. There have been 13 recorded funnel-web deaths.


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    To quote one victim of Australia's stonefish, "Imagine having each knuckle, then wrist, elbow, and shoulder being hit with a sledgehammer over the course of about an hour. Then imagine taking a real kicking to both kidneys for about 45 minutes." These creatures, which look like rocks covered in excrement, are never to be touched. However, the only recorded death by stonefish happened in 1915 to military doctor Joseph Wassell.


    Taipan Snakes
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    The inland Taipan has enough venom to kill more than 100 men. It is the third most venomous land snake in the entire world. In April, snake catcher Wayne Cameron died doing what he loved. A Coastal Taipan "grazed his arm," or so he thought, but he died 50 minutes later in Rockhampton Hospital.


    Towering Coastal Cliffs
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    North of Sydney are some of the world's most picturesque ocean cliffs. They are also deadly. Cambridge graduate and devout base jumper Gareth Jones was with his friends in the early morning hours of December 2014 watching the sunrise. He wanted to get a better view, so he got closer to the edge, when he slipped. Jones fell 300 feet onto the jagged rocks below. Eerily, he posted photos on Instagram in the same location just two days before his death.


    Cassowaries
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    We've documented this bizarre death, but it bears repeating. In 1926, a teenager named Philip McClean was killed by this giant taloned bird when he and his hunting friend encountered it. The Cassowary attacked and the boys tried to beat it with baseball bats. It leapt up into the air like a ninja and kicked McClean in the jugular, causing the 16-year-old to bleed to death. If you see a Cassowary in Australia, don't pet it. Run.


    European Honey Bees
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    If you thought the only European things in Australia were those convicts delivered there in the 18th century, you would be wrong. Something else caught a lift on those boats. Around 16 Australians are killed every year by swarms of honey bees.

     

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    Porn stars are celebrities in their own right, just on a slightly smaller scale. OK, I guess most would say a much smaller scale. But I believe that's only because porn is still somewhat taboo among audiences who didn't grow up with such ample access to material as we have (Mom and Dad: I'm talking to you).

    In the future, I'm sure porn stars will become bigger celebrities and more easily recognized, much like the overpaid A-list actors we shell out cash to see in theaters to further fill their already brimming pockets.

    This being my belief, I felt it necessary to ask a group of very established adult actresses a simple, sexy question: "If you could have sex with any celebrity on this planet, who would it be?" As you'll see, the answers vary in every way possible -- age, gender, popularity, you name it -- which makes for very interesting potential pornos if the celebrity were ever up for it. Which, I mean, why wouldn't they be?

    1. Tasha Reign
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    "My celebrity crush is Kim Kardashian. She's stunning and I love her body. I enjoy her show and I think she's helped normalize pornography in an indirect way; I can't say enough! (Yes, people make fun of me for it.)"

    2. Sophie Dee
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    "Keira Knightley is very cute. She seems quite geeky and sexy."

    3. Nina Hartley
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    "I don't like to say because they likely won't take it in the spirit in which it's offered. I think well of those whom I'd like share naked fun time but I don't believe they think well of sex workers who want to do that.

    That being said, I love Rachel Maddow, as she's queer and a big policy geek. I love Neil Degrasse Tyson, again for his sheer mental power and ability to communicate complex scientific facts in ways the lay person can comprehend. Plus, they both have good senses of humor. One couple I would dearly love to see make love: Sophia Vergara and Joe Manganiello. I've not seen a more spectacular example of heterosexual masculine and feminine beauty in years."

    4. Joanna Angel
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    "Carrie Brownstein. She's in an awesome band that I have loved for a very long time. She also writes and stars in one of my favorite TV shows. I'm not sure if I want to have sex with her, or want to be her, or a bizarre combination of both."

    5. Jillian Janson
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    "In high school I would always say Channing Tatum. I loved 'Step Up' and his later movies always proved to be sexy. He knew how to handle himself. Now I think the sexiest man alive is Chris Hemsworth! But I'm sure it will change again in a few years."

    6. Kelly Madison
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    "Jeff Goldblum. I fell in love with him in the '80s because he always played smart, sexy nerdy roles. I think I first fell in love with him in the remake of 'The Fly', he was hot even while he was metamorphosing into a bug! I tend to like smart, sexy nerdy guys."

    7. Jessy Dubai
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    "I've always been attracted to Ryan Reynolds. There's something about him that drives me crazy every time I see him."

    8. Tanya Tate
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    "I'm a big fan of WWE wrestling. I would love to cast some of my favorite wrestlers Sheamus and Wade Barrett in a feature movie. Capturing sex both in the ring and backstage action with hot female WWE divas Becky Lynch, Natalya and Charlotte. That movie would sell!

    I also have a crush on Lynda Carter, the original Wonder Woman. She was hot back in the '70s and still today she looks amazing and is a fabulous singer. I got to see her twice when her band played in a jazz club in Los Angeles."

    9. Gia Moore
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    "Colin Farrell. Hands down."

    10. Kendra Lust
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    "I would have to say the Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson because, well look at him! Plus, I've always loved the WWE."

    11. Jessica Drake
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    "It changes, but I lean towards guys like De Niro, Pacino, Nicholson, Clooney, Depp, and DiCaprio. 'Why' is the easy part. I like older men and the experience they bring."

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    "I've always loved Angelina Jolie. She's a badass and incredibly beautiful. I love that she has a wild side and an altruistic side as well."

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    Justin Bieber is pretty much a douche. We can all agree on that. Still, you have to feel bad for the guy after he takes a rough tumble like this one in front of thousands of fans during a show in Saskatoon, Canada, on June 16.

    On second thought, no you don't. I mean, I certainly don't. So instead of feeling bad, let's all just watch this crash landing on a loop for the rest of the day while laughing. TGIF!


    I would feel bad for Justin, but, ya know, he doesn't really deserve any sympathy from anyone. Ever. In fact, let's take a look at that fall again, this time from another angle.



    Oh yeah. That's the stuff.

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    Kylie Jenner knows how to get everyone's attention on Instagram. That's pretty much all she's good for. With that in mind, sometimes she gets a lot of attention for all the wrong reasons. This is one of those times.

    Jenner posted a bikini pic yesterday and for the first time in a long time, no one was talking about how she looked 90 percent naked. Instead they were all pissed off about her hair. See if you notice what she did to piss off so many commenters.

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    So yeah, apparently her cornrow hairstyle isn't appreciated among her followers. Here are a few choice comments.




    And it went on and on. Basically, people weren't thrilled with her choice of 'do.

    So where do you stand on the topic? Is her hair inappropriate? Or is this not really a big deal? Or did you stop caring about this family three years ago and now you're just mad at us for posting more of the Kardashian/Jenner Instagram feed? Let us know in the comments. (We promise we'll read your thoughts on this important issue. Yep. We definitely care about this.)

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    It's not shocking that celebrities treat their bodies like a temple. For most of them, they simply have to look good in order to land coveted roles. However, sometimes certain famous actors really push their bodies to the limit and undergo shocking changes that seem unnecessary. Below are nine examples of some jacked up, shredded and downright insane male celebrity body transformations.

    The most recent example is J.K. Simmons, who is inexplicably getting yoked for his role in "Justice League."
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    Dave Chappelle
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    Then, he got straight-up fat for "American Hustle." However, this all pales in comparison to poor Brendan Fraser.

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    Here's one way to get people to stop talking about the threat of Zika at the Summer Olympics.

    Alina Moine and her co-host Maxi Palma were previewing the Rio Olympics on Fox Olimpico yesterday when Moine suddenly previewed her goods when she lifted her hand and it accidentally caught her dress, lifting it high enough for everybody to take a peek at her panties:


    You know on second thought, I will watch the Olympics now.

    Moine has been working at Fox for almost 10 years, and she is apparently known for talking about where she gets the dresses she wears on air. Well, call it a hunch, but we'll venture a guess that no dress she wears will ever be talked about as much as this one.

    h/t Daily Mail

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    If I had a dollar for every dumb joke I bestowed upon my wife that she rolled her eyes at, I'd have enough money to quit writing these articles and go live on a boat in the Bahamas. Unfortunately, I don't get paid for my dumb husband jokes, but the guy below should. According to the redditor, his wife works in a pharmacy and he decided to have a little fun with the prescription instructions labels:

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    I am shocked, but not appalled, by this. (via Imgur)

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