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We Fully Support The Hacked Street Signs Movement
It's pretty obvious that 2014 was the year of the hacker. Between the Sony/"The Interview"/North Korea situation, the leaked celebrity nude photos and the continuous threats by Anonymous, the hackers of 2015 have a lot to live up to. But let us not forget the little guys. A number of people hacked those electronic traffic signs we see on a daily basis and their work deserves to be recognized. Thanks for making our boring daily commutes a little more interesting, guys.
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12 of the Scariest Unsolved Murders
In this age of technology, it seems unfathomable that a crime as violent as a murder could go unsolved. Despite all of our advancements in crime scene investigations, like DNA evidence, there are still numerous murders and crimes that go unsolved all the time. Here are 12 of the scariest murders that have yet to be solved. Be warned, these stories are graphic and unsettling.
![12 of the Scariest Unsolved Murders, The Good Hart Murders]()
In 1968, Northern Michigan was devastated after the Robinsons, a family of six, was brutally murdered while vacationing on Lake Michigan. The couple, along with their four children, were beaten and shot in a violent crime scene that was only discovered by neighbors after they noticed a horrible smell coming out of the Robinson's cabin. It was believed the family's bodies had been there for nearly a month before they were discovered. The killers were never found, but in 2013 many believed their identity had finally been discovered. Despite these claims, no charges have ever been filed for their deaths.
![12 of the Scariest Unsolved Murders, The Setagaya Family]()
In a truly grisly murder, the Setagaya family of four was found murdered in their home in Japan. Authorities believe the killer spent nearly 12 hours in the home after stabbing three of them and strangling the young boy. Apparently he ate some of their ice cream and used their computer before leaving the scene of the crime. Somehow it still remains unsolved, despite nearly 200,000 officers who have been involved in working on the case and 16,000 tips from the public.
![12 of the Scariest Unsolved Murders, The Texarkana Moonlight Murders]()
The Phantom Killer was highlighted in the film "The Town that Dreaded Sundown" after a ten-week killing spree in 1946 in Texarkana. The town became paralyzed with fear and almost everyone remained in their homes after the killer was connected to eight attacks and five deaths, each occurring on the weekend. Numerous suspects have been investigated and over 400 of them have been brought in regarding the murders, but no one has ever been convicted and the Phantom Killer remains uncaptured.
![12 of the Scariest Unsolved Murders, The Grimes Sisters]()
In 1956, two teenage sisters, Barbara and Patricia Grimes, went missing after going to a movie theater in Chicago. Nearly a month later their bodies were discovered, naked and frozen, on a back road in a Chicago suburb. No suspects were immediately named and the case remained clueless until 2010. A retired officer started looking into the case once again for any clues as to who murdered the sisters. While no arrests have been made yet, a female witness did come forward and say she was with the sisters on the night of their disappearance. She isn't a suspect and said that she was too frightened to come to the police when she was younger. Hopefully this new breakthrough will lead to more information on their deaths.
![12 of the Scariest Unsolved Murders, The Villisca Axe Murders]()
In 1912, a family of six, along with two young girls who were spending the night with the family's children, went to bed after church. That night, someone came into the house and murdered all eight of them with an axe. Word got out and everyone in town busted into the home to see what had happened. By the time detectives arrived the crime scene was wrecked.
Some believed it was the Reverend who was in town at the local church the night of the murders. He was tried twice for the murders and never convicted. Others believed it was the work of a hired murderer because of a business deal gone wrong. Numerous other names arose as suspects, but the tragic case is still unsolved to this day.
![12 of the Scariest Unsolved Murders, The Walker Family]()
If you've ever read "In Cold Blood" by Truman Capote then you're familiar with this one. Back in 1959, in Osprey, Florida, the Walkers, a family of four including two toddlers, were murdered. Tragically, their killers were never caught. There were two suspects, Perry Smith and Richard Hickock, who had committed a similar family murder in Kansas a few weeks before the Walkers died. The suspicion arose because the duo had stolen a car and drove to Florida, so they definitely fit the profile. Unfortunately, there was no DNA evidence to support the claim. Smith and Hickock were hung for the murder in Kansas, but the Walker murder remains unsolved.
![12 of the Scariest Unsolved Murders, West Mesa Bone Collector]()
In one of the most eerie and disturbing cases in recent memory, the bones of 11 women were found in the middle of the desert in Albuquerque, New Mexico, in 2009. The women were prostitutes from ages 15 to 32 and appeared to have been murdered by the same killer. There are no witnesses to any of the murders or disappearances and authorities have never been able to find any DNA evidence besides the victims. Not only has the crime gone unsolved, there hasn't been any strong suspects in the case.
![12 of the Scariest Unsolved Murders, The Sun Family]()
In March of 2014, the family of four was murdered in a Chinese community in Cypress, Texas, after an intruder slipped into their home and shot each of them in the head four times. Despite numerous bits of information and tips from members of the community, the police have yet to pinpoint a suspect and so the case has still not been solved.
![12 of the Scariest Unsolved Murders, The De Ligonnes Family]()
In 2011, in France the entire De Ligonnes family, except for the father, Xavier Dupont de Ligonnes, was murdered in their sleep. Even the two family dogs were killed with what was believed to be a silenced .22 rifle. After friends and relatives noticed the family had been missing, the police searched their home and discovered all five bodies buried in the backyard. A manhunt immediately started for Xavier, who quickly became the prime suspect. (He had cancelled the lease on their home and informed his children's school that they were moving and would no longer be attending.) Although his car was discovered at a nearby hotel, he has never been found. Police believe he most likely committed suicide, but a body was never discovered.
![12 of the Scariest Unsolved Murders, The Frankford Slasher]()
Over a span of five years in the '80s and into the '90s, there were nine murders in Frankford, Pennsylvania, with the same method of execution-the victim would be sexually assaulted and then stabbed. The majority of the victims had been spotted with a white middle-aged male shortly before their deaths. The work of a serial killer was ruled out in a bizarre way after the 8th victim. Police arrested a man named Leonard Christopher, a black male, that didn't fit a single description of the suspect and had little evidence against him, other than the fact that he worked at a fish market near the location of one of the murders. Nonetheless he was convicted and given a life sentence. Months later, the 9th victim was murdered in the exact same fashion-a crime that would have been impossible for Leonard Christopher to commit. The other murders were never solved.
![12 of the Scariest Unsolved Murders, The Stoneman]()
India became the home to a vicious serial killer who murdered 13 homeless people over a six-month span. His method was brutal. He would look for homeless men or women in isolated and quiet areas and then beat them to death with a stone. The police weren't sure if it was the work of an individual or a group of killers since the murders took place in Bombay and Calcutta. Eventually the police decided to bring in anyone who could possibly be a suspect and, while no actual arrests were made, the killings stopped. That either means they had their man and let him go, or the real killer heard about it and stopped. Either way, the case remains unsolved.
![12 of the Scariest Unsolved Murders, The Return of the Zodiac?]()
In 2004, Jason Allen and his fiancée Lindsay Cutshall were murdered in an eerily similar fashion to the style of the Zodiac Killer. The couple was on vacation and decided to spend the night camping in Jenner, California. They were each shot in the head by a .45-caliber rifle while they were asleep in their sleeping bags. There were no signs of sexual assault and nothing appeared to be missing. The only suspect that arose was a drifter named Joseph Henry Burgess, and while he was killed in a police shootout in 2009, his DNA didn't match the crime scene. Was it just a random murder, a copycat, or was it the Zodiac Killer taking yet another pair of lives?
The Good Hart Murders
In 1968, Northern Michigan was devastated after the Robinsons, a family of six, was brutally murdered while vacationing on Lake Michigan. The couple, along with their four children, were beaten and shot in a violent crime scene that was only discovered by neighbors after they noticed a horrible smell coming out of the Robinson's cabin. It was believed the family's bodies had been there for nearly a month before they were discovered. The killers were never found, but in 2013 many believed their identity had finally been discovered. Despite these claims, no charges have ever been filed for their deaths.
The Setagaya Family
In a truly grisly murder, the Setagaya family of four was found murdered in their home in Japan. Authorities believe the killer spent nearly 12 hours in the home after stabbing three of them and strangling the young boy. Apparently he ate some of their ice cream and used their computer before leaving the scene of the crime. Somehow it still remains unsolved, despite nearly 200,000 officers who have been involved in working on the case and 16,000 tips from the public.
The Texarkana Moonlight Murders
The Phantom Killer was highlighted in the film "The Town that Dreaded Sundown" after a ten-week killing spree in 1946 in Texarkana. The town became paralyzed with fear and almost everyone remained in their homes after the killer was connected to eight attacks and five deaths, each occurring on the weekend. Numerous suspects have been investigated and over 400 of them have been brought in regarding the murders, but no one has ever been convicted and the Phantom Killer remains uncaptured.
The Grimes Sisters
In 1956, two teenage sisters, Barbara and Patricia Grimes, went missing after going to a movie theater in Chicago. Nearly a month later their bodies were discovered, naked and frozen, on a back road in a Chicago suburb. No suspects were immediately named and the case remained clueless until 2010. A retired officer started looking into the case once again for any clues as to who murdered the sisters. While no arrests have been made yet, a female witness did come forward and say she was with the sisters on the night of their disappearance. She isn't a suspect and said that she was too frightened to come to the police when she was younger. Hopefully this new breakthrough will lead to more information on their deaths.
The Villisca Axe Murders
In 1912, a family of six, along with two young girls who were spending the night with the family's children, went to bed after church. That night, someone came into the house and murdered all eight of them with an axe. Word got out and everyone in town busted into the home to see what had happened. By the time detectives arrived the crime scene was wrecked.
Some believed it was the Reverend who was in town at the local church the night of the murders. He was tried twice for the murders and never convicted. Others believed it was the work of a hired murderer because of a business deal gone wrong. Numerous other names arose as suspects, but the tragic case is still unsolved to this day.
The Walker Family
If you've ever read "In Cold Blood" by Truman Capote then you're familiar with this one. Back in 1959, in Osprey, Florida, the Walkers, a family of four including two toddlers, were murdered. Tragically, their killers were never caught. There were two suspects, Perry Smith and Richard Hickock, who had committed a similar family murder in Kansas a few weeks before the Walkers died. The suspicion arose because the duo had stolen a car and drove to Florida, so they definitely fit the profile. Unfortunately, there was no DNA evidence to support the claim. Smith and Hickock were hung for the murder in Kansas, but the Walker murder remains unsolved.
West Mesa Bone Collector
In one of the most eerie and disturbing cases in recent memory, the bones of 11 women were found in the middle of the desert in Albuquerque, New Mexico, in 2009. The women were prostitutes from ages 15 to 32 and appeared to have been murdered by the same killer. There are no witnesses to any of the murders or disappearances and authorities have never been able to find any DNA evidence besides the victims. Not only has the crime gone unsolved, there hasn't been any strong suspects in the case.
The Sun Family
In March of 2014, the family of four was murdered in a Chinese community in Cypress, Texas, after an intruder slipped into their home and shot each of them in the head four times. Despite numerous bits of information and tips from members of the community, the police have yet to pinpoint a suspect and so the case has still not been solved.
The De Ligonnes Family
In 2011, in France the entire De Ligonnes family, except for the father, Xavier Dupont de Ligonnes, was murdered in their sleep. Even the two family dogs were killed with what was believed to be a silenced .22 rifle. After friends and relatives noticed the family had been missing, the police searched their home and discovered all five bodies buried in the backyard. A manhunt immediately started for Xavier, who quickly became the prime suspect. (He had cancelled the lease on their home and informed his children's school that they were moving and would no longer be attending.) Although his car was discovered at a nearby hotel, he has never been found. Police believe he most likely committed suicide, but a body was never discovered.
The Frankford Slasher
Over a span of five years in the '80s and into the '90s, there were nine murders in Frankford, Pennsylvania, with the same method of execution-the victim would be sexually assaulted and then stabbed. The majority of the victims had been spotted with a white middle-aged male shortly before their deaths. The work of a serial killer was ruled out in a bizarre way after the 8th victim. Police arrested a man named Leonard Christopher, a black male, that didn't fit a single description of the suspect and had little evidence against him, other than the fact that he worked at a fish market near the location of one of the murders. Nonetheless he was convicted and given a life sentence. Months later, the 9th victim was murdered in the exact same fashion-a crime that would have been impossible for Leonard Christopher to commit. The other murders were never solved.
The Stoneman
India became the home to a vicious serial killer who murdered 13 homeless people over a six-month span. His method was brutal. He would look for homeless men or women in isolated and quiet areas and then beat them to death with a stone. The police weren't sure if it was the work of an individual or a group of killers since the murders took place in Bombay and Calcutta. Eventually the police decided to bring in anyone who could possibly be a suspect and, while no actual arrests were made, the killings stopped. That either means they had their man and let him go, or the real killer heard about it and stopped. Either way, the case remains unsolved.
The Return of the Zodiac?
In 2004, Jason Allen and his fiancée Lindsay Cutshall were murdered in an eerily similar fashion to the style of the Zodiac Killer. The couple was on vacation and decided to spend the night camping in Jenner, California. They were each shot in the head by a .45-caliber rifle while they were asleep in their sleeping bags. There were no signs of sexual assault and nothing appeared to be missing. The only suspect that arose was a drifter named Joseph Henry Burgess, and while he was killed in a police shootout in 2009, his DNA didn't match the crime scene. Was it just a random murder, a copycat, or was it the Zodiac Killer taking yet another pair of lives?
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10 Famous Actors Who Starred in Unnecessary Direct-to-Video Sequels
Right out of the gate, you're probably asking yourself, "Aren't 'unnecessary' and 'direct-to-video' a bit redundant?" We'll give you that one. However, that doesn't keep some of Hollywood's most influential A-listers from having such films on their resumes. The following list may be a bit surprising considering the massively successful careers these actors have today, but we doubt you'll hold it against them.
![actors in direct-to-video sequels, mila kunis american psycho 2]()
Mila Kunis' film career didn't really kick into gear until she was cast in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," but that's not to say she hadn't been in films prior to that. It's just that the ones she had starred in all ranged around the same quality as "American Psycho 2," a half-assed sequel that she has since expressed deep regret for making. Truly deserving of the word "unnecessary," the film was originally conceived as a stand-alone project titled "The Girl Who Wouldn't Die," only to be edited into a sequel after it was shot. Kunis claims she had no knowledge of this until after the fact.
![actors in direct-to-video sequels, leonardo dicaprio critters 3]()
The old expression "you have to start somewhere" is just about as good of an explanation as you are going to get when it comes to Leonardo DiCaprio's role as young Josh in not the sequel, but threequel, to the 1986 horror comedy "Critters." This was, in fact, DiCaprio's first feature film credit, as he'd not yet made a splash as Johnny Depp's developmentally disabled younger brother Arnie in his breakout role in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape."
Fun side fact: The role of Josh in "Critters 3" was originally passed on by fellow veteran actor Cary Elwes.
![actors in direct-to-video sequels, amy adams cruel intentions 2]()
If you've ever seen this film and wondered why it was so bad, considering it was written and directed by the same guy who made the original, look no further than its origins. Much like "American Psycho 2," "Cruel Intentions 2" wasn't initially conceived as a sequel (or in this case, prequel). Instead, director Roger Kumble had sold a spin-off series to the FOX network called "Manchester Prep," only to have it cancelled before airing the two episodes already shot due to controversy over its sexual nature. Rather than cutting their losses and moving on, the two episodes were edited with new footage including more nudity and it turned into the train wreck seen here. Amy Adams was simply caught in the crossfire of it all.
![actors in direct-to-video sequels, kirsten dunst the crow salvation]()
You can't blame a sequel for a previous sequel's shortcomings, but that is exactly why Kirsten Dunst shows up on our list (and perhaps why so many franchises are rebooted these days). After the poor critical reception received by "The Crow: City of Angels," Miramax decided they would only put "The Crow: Salvation" in a single theater in Spokane, Washington, to gauge whether or not it warranted a wide release. The film ultimately scored better reviews than its predecessor and had "Crow" fans nationwide pleading with the entertainment company to reconsider a theatrical run, but sadly no such luck was afforded to this little sequel that could(n't).
![actors in direct-to-video sequels, matthew mcconaughey texas chainsaw massacre the next generation]()
Long before McConaughey went on his recent tear that culminated in an Oscar win for the 45-year-old actor, his movies were being nominated for Stinkers Bad Movie Awards for "The Sequel Nobody Was Clamoring For." In a case very similar to Leonardo DiCaprio's, "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation" was simply one of McConaughey's first films. While it was technically released in theaters, much like "The Crow: Salvation," it was a very limited release with a history far more complicated than any other film on this list. Essentially, McConaughey's career started to take off shortly after his role in what many dub as the worst in the "Texas Chainsaw" franchise, so his agents did a fine job of making it go away as quietly as possible.
![actors in direct-to-video sequels, naomi watts children of the corn the gathering]()
Simply put, beyond "Tank Girl," which gained somewhat of a cult following in the years following its release, Naomi Watts wasn't much of a household name prior to her career-changing role in David Lynch's "Mulholland Drive" in 2001. Considering "Children of the Corn: The Gathering" was the first film in the franchise to be released straight to video, we have to figure at the time she took the role, Watts assumed there was a good chance it would be a wide release. Even if that wasn't the case, for a young actress who had mostly been relegated to TV movie roles, direct-to-video is a step up, and one that proved to pay off in the long run considering the career she has today.
Fun side fact #2: Eva Mendes played one of the leads in the direct-to-video sequel immediately following this one, "Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror."
![actors in direct-to-video sequels, paul rudd gen-x cops 2]()
Didn't you read the previous entry, Paul Rudd? We said TV movies are a step DOWN from direct-to-video, not up. We're honestly at a loss for words trying to explain this one, as not only was "Gen-X Cops 2: Metal Mayhem" (sometimes referred to as "Jackie Chan Presents: Gen-Y Cops" as a way of getting Americans more interested in this sequel that in no way involved Jackie Chan) well below the pay grade of the already well-established actor, but it was also an Americanized version of a Hong Kong film sequel that was released as a Sci Fi Channel original movie before making its way to video. Chalk this one up to perhaps an easy paycheck and move on, because trust us, even Rudd can't make this one worth your while.
![actors in direct-to-video sequels, hilary swank sometimes they come back again]()
Having just starred in her first feature film, "The Next Karate Kid," two years prior, you'd think a made-for-TV sequel to a made-for-TV adaptation of a Stephen King novel would be a step in the absolute wrong direction. No arguments there. But considering Hilary Swank went on to make "New Year's Eve" after winning two Academy Awards in a five year time period, maybe she's just not that great at picking her projects. At least "Sometimes They Come Back ... Again" is a bit more justifiable considering her career was just getting off the ground.
![actors in direct-to-video sequels, angelina jolie cyborg 2]()
Speaking of Academy Award-winners, while we're sure most established actors look back on one or two of their past projects with regret, we'd also be willing to bet that very few of them get sick and vomit from the experience. Such was the case after Angelina Jolie saw "Cyborg 2" for the first time. To be fair, she was 17 and it was her first starring role in a feature film, so it's not like she could afford to be choosy. Besides, if you made a movie that Entertainment Weekly deemed the worst you'd ever done, you might want to throw up all over yourself, too.
![actors in direct-to-video sequels, george clooney laura dern charlie sheen grizzly II cyborg 2]()
Finally, we come to the film that made not one, not two, but three well-established actors who they are today ... that is, if it had ever been released. Due to the Hungarian production of the sequel to 1976's "Jaws" in the woods welshing on payments for their equipment, "Grizzly II: The Concert" (aka "Grizzly II: The Predator") was never released to the public, and never even entirely finished. That doesn't mean it hasn't built up a cult following over the years. We can't really call this a direct-to-video sequel per se, but it's hard to consider it anything else. Even if it is never released in any format beyond a YouTube video, it will forever be quietly remembered as the movie that opens with George Clooney, Laura Dern and Charlie Sheen as the stereotypical first victims in a horror movie, and that's something no amount of accolades can erase from their records.
Mila Kunis - "American Psycho 2" (2002)
Mila Kunis' film career didn't really kick into gear until she was cast in "Forgetting Sarah Marshall," but that's not to say she hadn't been in films prior to that. It's just that the ones she had starred in all ranged around the same quality as "American Psycho 2," a half-assed sequel that she has since expressed deep regret for making. Truly deserving of the word "unnecessary," the film was originally conceived as a stand-alone project titled "The Girl Who Wouldn't Die," only to be edited into a sequel after it was shot. Kunis claims she had no knowledge of this until after the fact.
Leonardo DiCaprio - "Critters 3" (1991)
The old expression "you have to start somewhere" is just about as good of an explanation as you are going to get when it comes to Leonardo DiCaprio's role as young Josh in not the sequel, but threequel, to the 1986 horror comedy "Critters." This was, in fact, DiCaprio's first feature film credit, as he'd not yet made a splash as Johnny Depp's developmentally disabled younger brother Arnie in his breakout role in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape."
Fun side fact: The role of Josh in "Critters 3" was originally passed on by fellow veteran actor Cary Elwes.
Amy Adams - "Cruel Intentions 2" (2000)
If you've ever seen this film and wondered why it was so bad, considering it was written and directed by the same guy who made the original, look no further than its origins. Much like "American Psycho 2," "Cruel Intentions 2" wasn't initially conceived as a sequel (or in this case, prequel). Instead, director Roger Kumble had sold a spin-off series to the FOX network called "Manchester Prep," only to have it cancelled before airing the two episodes already shot due to controversy over its sexual nature. Rather than cutting their losses and moving on, the two episodes were edited with new footage including more nudity and it turned into the train wreck seen here. Amy Adams was simply caught in the crossfire of it all.
Kirsten Dunst - "The Crow: Salvation" (2000)
You can't blame a sequel for a previous sequel's shortcomings, but that is exactly why Kirsten Dunst shows up on our list (and perhaps why so many franchises are rebooted these days). After the poor critical reception received by "The Crow: City of Angels," Miramax decided they would only put "The Crow: Salvation" in a single theater in Spokane, Washington, to gauge whether or not it warranted a wide release. The film ultimately scored better reviews than its predecessor and had "Crow" fans nationwide pleading with the entertainment company to reconsider a theatrical run, but sadly no such luck was afforded to this little sequel that could(n't).
Matthew McConaughey - "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation" (1994)
Long before McConaughey went on his recent tear that culminated in an Oscar win for the 45-year-old actor, his movies were being nominated for Stinkers Bad Movie Awards for "The Sequel Nobody Was Clamoring For." In a case very similar to Leonardo DiCaprio's, "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation" was simply one of McConaughey's first films. While it was technically released in theaters, much like "The Crow: Salvation," it was a very limited release with a history far more complicated than any other film on this list. Essentially, McConaughey's career started to take off shortly after his role in what many dub as the worst in the "Texas Chainsaw" franchise, so his agents did a fine job of making it go away as quietly as possible.
Naomi Watts - "Children of the Corn: The Gathering" (1996)
Simply put, beyond "Tank Girl," which gained somewhat of a cult following in the years following its release, Naomi Watts wasn't much of a household name prior to her career-changing role in David Lynch's "Mulholland Drive" in 2001. Considering "Children of the Corn: The Gathering" was the first film in the franchise to be released straight to video, we have to figure at the time she took the role, Watts assumed there was a good chance it would be a wide release. Even if that wasn't the case, for a young actress who had mostly been relegated to TV movie roles, direct-to-video is a step up, and one that proved to pay off in the long run considering the career she has today.
Fun side fact #2: Eva Mendes played one of the leads in the direct-to-video sequel immediately following this one, "Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror."
Paul Rudd - "Gen-X Cops 2: Metal Mayhem" (2000)
Didn't you read the previous entry, Paul Rudd? We said TV movies are a step DOWN from direct-to-video, not up. We're honestly at a loss for words trying to explain this one, as not only was "Gen-X Cops 2: Metal Mayhem" (sometimes referred to as "Jackie Chan Presents: Gen-Y Cops" as a way of getting Americans more interested in this sequel that in no way involved Jackie Chan) well below the pay grade of the already well-established actor, but it was also an Americanized version of a Hong Kong film sequel that was released as a Sci Fi Channel original movie before making its way to video. Chalk this one up to perhaps an easy paycheck and move on, because trust us, even Rudd can't make this one worth your while.
Hilary Swank - "Sometimes They Come Back ... Again" (1996)
Having just starred in her first feature film, "The Next Karate Kid," two years prior, you'd think a made-for-TV sequel to a made-for-TV adaptation of a Stephen King novel would be a step in the absolute wrong direction. No arguments there. But considering Hilary Swank went on to make "New Year's Eve" after winning two Academy Awards in a five year time period, maybe she's just not that great at picking her projects. At least "Sometimes They Come Back ... Again" is a bit more justifiable considering her career was just getting off the ground.
Angelina Jolie - "Cyborg 2" (1993)
Speaking of Academy Award-winners, while we're sure most established actors look back on one or two of their past projects with regret, we'd also be willing to bet that very few of them get sick and vomit from the experience. Such was the case after Angelina Jolie saw "Cyborg 2" for the first time. To be fair, she was 17 and it was her first starring role in a feature film, so it's not like she could afford to be choosy. Besides, if you made a movie that Entertainment Weekly deemed the worst you'd ever done, you might want to throw up all over yourself, too.
George Clooney, Laura Dern & Charlie Sheen - "Grizzly II: The Concert" (1987)
Finally, we come to the film that made not one, not two, but three well-established actors who they are today ... that is, if it had ever been released. Due to the Hungarian production of the sequel to 1976's "Jaws" in the woods welshing on payments for their equipment, "Grizzly II: The Concert" (aka "Grizzly II: The Predator") was never released to the public, and never even entirely finished. That doesn't mean it hasn't built up a cult following over the years. We can't really call this a direct-to-video sequel per se, but it's hard to consider it anything else. Even if it is never released in any format beyond a YouTube video, it will forever be quietly remembered as the movie that opens with George Clooney, Laura Dern and Charlie Sheen as the stereotypical first victims in a horror movie, and that's something no amount of accolades can erase from their records.
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10 Dates That Went Very Wrong
When you step out with a lady, you generally have pretty high hopes. But it always pays to plan for the worst, as the ten unlucky lovers in this article discovered. These men and women decided to take a chance on romance and ended up getting completely screwed over. Love hurts.
Man Gets Tied Up by Twins
Arranging an evening through an escort service counts as a "date" in the loosest sense of the word, but this story might turn you off permanently on shelling out cash for companionship. In October of 2014, a Manhattan octogenarian named Paul Aronson set up a date through a website with a 17-year-old girl named Shaina Foster, who offered to bring her twin sister along. What started out like a letter to Penthouse ended with a write-up in the police blotter, as the girls bound him to a coffee table with zip ties, stole his credit cards and went on a shopping spree. After 20 hours, Aronson was freed and the girls were picked up by the cops. (Photo credit: Quin Dombrowski via Flickr CC)
Man Buries Date Alive
If you fly to another country for an Internet date, you'd better be ready for anything. A French woman named Mina el Houari was involved in a scorching online flirtation with a Moroccan man in June of 2014 and bought a plane ticket to meet him for the first time. After checking into a five-star hotel in Fez, she went to the man's house for dinner. During the meal, she collapsed into a diabetic coma and, not knowing what to do, he panicked and buried her in a shallow grave in his backyard. El Houari's relatives contacted the police, who eventually found her body and charged the man with involuntary manslaughter. (Photo credit: AU News)
Woman Runs Over Date With His Own Car
If you want to make a list of things that could ruin a date, impromptu tattoos and vehicular homicide should both be on there. In September of 2014, Leon Shaw took a lady out for dinner before the pair went over to a friend's house to party. The friend was a tattoo artist, and Shaw's date asked him to put some ink on her chest. As things progressed, she then started to make out with the tattoo artist in front of her erstwhile paramour, and an argument broke out. The woman ran out of the house and jumped into Shaw's truck, and when he followed she ran him over and fled the scene. No word on how the chest tattoo came out. (Photo credit: IBird2 via Flickr CC)
Man Steals Date's TV, Dog
There's a certain level of vulnerability involved in dating -- you're letting a virtual stranger into your life and hoping that they have good intentions. A woman in Dover, New Jersey, learned the hard way that sometimes they don't. After getting set up with a man named Joel by friends, the pair had a satisfying evening out before returning to her house. The woman went into another room to freshen up, but when she returned she discovered that not only was her date gone, he'd stolen her flat-screen TV and her Yorkshire terrier. She called the police, and a day later both the TV and the pooch appeared in her yard. Obviously she didn't pursue a second date. (Photo credit: Daily Record)
Man Fakes Knife Attack to Impress Date
Few things bring a couple together as quickly as a shared trauma. That's the rationale that Arkansas man Jeffery Tyler Siegel brought to the table when he recruited a friend to pose as a knife-wielding mugger. Siegel, who was on a date with a young woman named Brianne Coots, was supposed to bravely fight off the attacker and win his lady's heart, but his plan hit a bump when Coots fled the scene at full speed to get the police. They searched the scene for two hours and found no sign of the suspect, and Siegel eventually admitted the whole thing was a set-up. (Photo credit: Safeinternational)
Woman Steals Date's Car Twice
This one's particularly hilarious just for how personal the lady makes it. A Washington man named Andrew Scarborough met a lady named Ashley Dawson on MySpace (yes, people still use MySpace) and hit it off with her. After he brought her to his house, she got him naked and told him to wait for her in the shower. After a few minutes, Scarborough realized something was wrong and walked back out to his living room to discover that she'd stolen his laptop, his wallet, his cell phone and even his car. Police got the vehicle back, but astonishingly she stole it again a month later from in front of his work! (Photo credit: KOMO4)
Man Carjacks Date
To turn the tables a little bit, here's a story from Florida where a dater got a little jealous of his lady's ride. A young woman in Hollywood, Florida, named Nimeha Milien met Donald McGee on a Friday night after he got her number from a mutual friend and started texting her. The pair went for a romantic walk at Ocean Inlet Park before she dropped him off at a Wendy's. When she asked him to get out, McGee instead pulled a gun on his date and stole her car, leading police on an eight-mile chase that only ended when he got the car stuck in rough terrain on a ramp. (Photo credit: Palm Beach County Jail)
Woman Gets Real Clingy Real Fast
One of the most vital pieces of dating wisdom is to not get too emotionally committed too quickly. Nobody told Boca Raton, Florida, woman Jillian Martone that, though. After a 2012 date with Efren Molina, her big heart got the best of her. After a successful evening out, the pair retired to Molina's apartment. After some heavy petting, Martone made an offhand comment about being Molina's girlfriend. Not wanting to be tied down, the dude demurred, which set his lover off on a rampage. She pulled a knife on her lover, who injured himself disarming her and threw her out. Martone then proceeded to smash out a bunch of his windows with rocks until the police arrived. (Photo credit: James St. John via Flickr CC)
Man Makes Date Drive Getaway Car
A little excitement can kick romance into high gear, but the disastrous date that Welsh single mother Leigh Gibbs went on pumped up the adrenaline a little too much. After meeting a man named Adam Minton on Facebook, she set up a date to get to know him better. When she picked him up, he asked her to swing by a local shopping center. She waited in the car as he ran in, then came out five minutes later urging her to quickly drive away. When the duo got back to Gibbs's house, the police were close behind -- Minton had robbed an off-track betting shop at knifepoint and enlisted Gibbs as his unwitting getaway driver. (Photo credit: Facebook)
Couple Throws Molotov Cocktails at a Pizza Parlor
Let's close this one out with a date in which both parties are equally at fault. When Eugene, Oregon, couple Matthew Bossard and Leticia Kagele got a hankering for pizza, they dropped in at Whirled Pies and ate their fill, washing it down with a few too many drinks. After the shop closed up at 10 P.M., Bossard got agitated and the pair started wreaking havoc outside, throwing a concrete planter through the front window. The duo charged through the shattered glass and started making improvised Molotov cocktails from booze bottles behind the bar, but thankfully police arrived to bust the couple before the damages could get too out of hand. (Photo credit: KPTV)
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12 Very Funny Notes Written To Thieves
When Aladdin stole bread, we all found it endearing. But that was only because the bread didn't belong to us. If that bread did happen to be ours, we would've been just as pissed off as all of those scimitar-carrying guards. Unfortunately, we aren't allowed to chase thieves through the streets while waving giant curved swords at them and threatening death if an item isn't returned. When something is stolen from us, the best way to deal with it is by posting a hilarious note to the asshole responsible for all the world to see with hopes that it will tear them up inside eventually forcing them to give it back out of pure guilt. That never actually happens, but the notes are still enjoyable for the rest of us.
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Pissed Off Wet Seal Employees Hang Sign In Store Window Exposing Their Terrible Company
If you have ever been an overworked, underappreciated retail employee, this story will make you happy.
Some pissed off workers at the Wet Seal store at the Northgate Mall in Seattle posted this sign yesterday in their storefront. The huge yellow banner outlines all of the mistreatment the store's employees have endured since they started working there.
Among the highlights: refusal to pay for unused vacation days that were nearly impossible to take due to blackout dates; the one-day notice firings of long-time employees; the lack of transfer opportunities with other Wet Seal locations; 16 cent raises for five-year employees; $95,000 raises for the CFO; and much more.
Read the whole thing for yourself. Hopefully this helps the less fortunate employees who are suffering from these horrible policies. The hashtag has already started popping up on Twitter and, depending on the swell of support online, it's only a matter of time before the company responds.
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Tara Reid Got Naked On Her New Year's Vacation And Wants You To Know About It
Clearly reaping the benefits of her paycheck from the "Sharknado" series, Tara Reid spent her New Year's on the beach in Mexico with her boyfriend. How do we know this? Well, because she has uploaded about 457 photos of herself on vacation to her Instagram account. But the photo that has the Internet buzzing is the one of Miss Reid relaxing in a hammock with no clothes on whatsoever. If only this were the late '90s, when we all actually wanted to see this photo.
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If you care to see anymore of the sorts of photos she's taken on her vacation, here are a couple for your amusement. If that doesn't do it for you, there are plenty, and I mean pleeeenty, more on Instagram:
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She still has a ways to go if she wants to top Chelsea Handler's Free the Nipple movement.
If you care to see anymore of the sorts of photos she's taken on her vacation, here are a couple for your amusement. If that doesn't do it for you, there are plenty, and I mean pleeeenty, more on Instagram:
She still has a ways to go if she wants to top Chelsea Handler's Free the Nipple movement.
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Ranking the Best Chubby Movie Kids of All Time
Fat kids? Ew! Just kidding, we love fat kids, especially when they're not ours and they're in unforgettable film roles. For every great movie -- holiday or otherwise -- there's an iconic chubby character who takes the bulk of the movie's insults, yet still offers up hilarious servings of flatulence and out-of-shape, "Guys, wait for me!" scenes. And now, we're going to do what every chubby kid loves -- judge and rank them. Honorable mention goes to Russell, the round little boy scout from "Up," who is unfortunately not a real actor.
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Why wait on shining the light upon one of film's most gluttonous overeaters, Augustus Gloop? The Willy Wonka character, played by Michael Bollner in the 1971 Gene Wilder film, drowned himself in a chocolate river, a fate many fat kids would deem worthwhile. Today, Bollner is a tax attorney in Munich, which couldn't be much further from the chocolate factory.
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The lovable curly-haired chubbo, Thurman Merman, just couldn't help but snot things up his entire run through "Bad Santa," one of the oddest Santa movies of all time starring Billy Bob Thornton as a dirty, alcoholic Santa Claus. That's what happens when your name is Thurman Merman, but young actor Brett Kelly managed to work his way into some quality sequels, "Like Mike 2: Streetball" and "The Sandlot 2."
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It only seems fitting to include someone from Judd Apatow's early '90s camp film about fat kids trying to lose weight. Aaron Schwartz played Gerald, a chubby boy going up against Camp Hope's Nazi leader, Tony Perkis, brilliantly played by Ben Stiller. Eh, pretty much every kid from that film could be on this list really, but little Gerry was more of the fat-kid ringleader. Since his portly days in film, Schwartz has made a name for himself in TV, namely a recurring role as Vanya on "Gossip Girl."
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Gold-berg! The donut-loving goalie from Emilio Estevez's prime role as a community serving, hot shot lawyer turned pee wee coach is the one and only Greg Goldberg. Funny how the guy who was scared of the puck quickly became the goalie for the Junior Olympics Team U.S.A. Of the class of formerly fat celebrities who are now thin, Shaun Weiss is now a barely recognizable actor, starring in his own TV movie "What About Weiss" in 2013 as himself, along with several TV guest appearances since his days as a Duck.
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Hamilton Porter or "Ham," played by Patrick Renna, was one of the bunch from possibly the greatest children's adventure films involving baseball and famous film dogs, "The Sandlot." The sh*t-talking, bully-type catcher has continued to act, including work on "Boston Legal," as well as doing voiceover roles.
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Nobody knows the name or whereabouts of the fat kid from Billy's Adam Sandler third grade classroom, but that classic cheek-squeezing scene where Billy returns from high school to visit his old classmates only to warn them of the horrors of growing up is unforgettable in our hearts. "Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it."
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The dead-on bullying big brother, played by Devin Ratray, is iconic in both its accuracy and its ability for a love-hate relationship with the character. Who can forget the pizza scene, "If you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's gone"? Or the classic "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof." Today, he's still a consistent actor, most notably as a series regular for more than a decade on "Law & Order." He's the one formerly chubby kid everyone will likely see the face of this winter. Beat that, you little trout sniffer.
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The Rob Reiner coming-of-age tale of four boys - starring Jerry O'Connell and Corey Feldman - on the hunt through the wilderness for a dead body features a young O'Connell as Vern, the staple fraidy-cat, chubby pushover. Without characters like Vern, viewers would never see the real fears and emotions of children growing up. That, and we'd never see just how big of a bitch some big kids can be. Since then, Jerry has become a quasi-popular actor with steady work in films and shows like "Las Vegas" along with superhero voiceovers. But perhaps his biggest success was somehow managing to land and marry the flawless Rebecca Romijn.
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Jeff Cohen, just one of a few celebrities with real jobs, was the most lovable chunky kid, aptly named Chunk in the famed 1985 treasure hunt, "The Goonies." The Truffle Shuffle and other classic Chunk moments were just a few of the many chubby movie moments a young Jeff Cohen gave us. Nowadays, Cohen is a successful entertainment lawyer with degrees and a big boy job on the business side of the industry.
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Two words: Thud. Butt. Quite a name you've made for yourself, Raushan Hammond, almost as impressive as the one given to you in Steven Spielberg's classic "Hook" starring Robin Williams. Aside from the impressive role by Dustin Hoffman as the villainous Captain James Hook, Thud Butt won our hearts with his light, sweet voice from inside a round, perfectly rollable body. Little Thud Butt got his props in the end - literally - when Pan handed down the golden sword, leaving Mr. Butt in charge of the Lost Boys and Neverland. Hammond hasn't had much work as an actor since a few '90s TV star appearances, but he will always be Thud Butt to us.
10. Augustus Gloop - "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" (1971)
Why wait on shining the light upon one of film's most gluttonous overeaters, Augustus Gloop? The Willy Wonka character, played by Michael Bollner in the 1971 Gene Wilder film, drowned himself in a chocolate river, a fate many fat kids would deem worthwhile. Today, Bollner is a tax attorney in Munich, which couldn't be much further from the chocolate factory.
9. Thurman Merman - "Bad Santa" (2003)
The lovable curly-haired chubbo, Thurman Merman, just couldn't help but snot things up his entire run through "Bad Santa," one of the oddest Santa movies of all time starring Billy Bob Thornton as a dirty, alcoholic Santa Claus. That's what happens when your name is Thurman Merman, but young actor Brett Kelly managed to work his way into some quality sequels, "Like Mike 2: Streetball" and "The Sandlot 2."
8. Gerry Garner - "Heavyweights" (1995)
It only seems fitting to include someone from Judd Apatow's early '90s camp film about fat kids trying to lose weight. Aaron Schwartz played Gerald, a chubby boy going up against Camp Hope's Nazi leader, Tony Perkis, brilliantly played by Ben Stiller. Eh, pretty much every kid from that film could be on this list really, but little Gerry was more of the fat-kid ringleader. Since his portly days in film, Schwartz has made a name for himself in TV, namely a recurring role as Vanya on "Gossip Girl."
7. Greg Goldberg - "D2: The Mighty Ducks" (1994)
Gold-berg! The donut-loving goalie from Emilio Estevez's prime role as a community serving, hot shot lawyer turned pee wee coach is the one and only Greg Goldberg. Funny how the guy who was scared of the puck quickly became the goalie for the Junior Olympics Team U.S.A. Of the class of formerly fat celebrities who are now thin, Shaun Weiss is now a barely recognizable actor, starring in his own TV movie "What About Weiss" in 2013 as himself, along with several TV guest appearances since his days as a Duck.
6. Ham Porter - "The Sandlot" (1993)
Hamilton Porter or "Ham," played by Patrick Renna, was one of the bunch from possibly the greatest children's adventure films involving baseball and famous film dogs, "The Sandlot." The sh*t-talking, bully-type catcher has continued to act, including work on "Boston Legal," as well as doing voiceover roles.
5. 3rd Grader - "Billy Madison" (1995)
Nobody knows the name or whereabouts of the fat kid from Billy's Adam Sandler third grade classroom, but that classic cheek-squeezing scene where Billy returns from high school to visit his old classmates only to warn them of the horrors of growing up is unforgettable in our hearts. "Stay here. Stay here as long as you can. For the love of God, cherish it. You have to cherish it."
4. Buzz McCallister - "Home Alone" (1990)
The dead-on bullying big brother, played by Devin Ratray, is iconic in both its accuracy and its ability for a love-hate relationship with the character. Who can forget the pizza scene, "If you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's gone"? Or the classic "Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof." Today, he's still a consistent actor, most notably as a series regular for more than a decade on "Law & Order." He's the one formerly chubby kid everyone will likely see the face of this winter. Beat that, you little trout sniffer.
3. Vern Tessio - "Stand by Me" (1986)
The Rob Reiner coming-of-age tale of four boys - starring Jerry O'Connell and Corey Feldman - on the hunt through the wilderness for a dead body features a young O'Connell as Vern, the staple fraidy-cat, chubby pushover. Without characters like Vern, viewers would never see the real fears and emotions of children growing up. That, and we'd never see just how big of a bitch some big kids can be. Since then, Jerry has become a quasi-popular actor with steady work in films and shows like "Las Vegas" along with superhero voiceovers. But perhaps his biggest success was somehow managing to land and marry the flawless Rebecca Romijn.
2. Chunk - "The Goonies" (1985)
Jeff Cohen, just one of a few celebrities with real jobs, was the most lovable chunky kid, aptly named Chunk in the famed 1985 treasure hunt, "The Goonies." The Truffle Shuffle and other classic Chunk moments were just a few of the many chubby movie moments a young Jeff Cohen gave us. Nowadays, Cohen is a successful entertainment lawyer with degrees and a big boy job on the business side of the industry.
1. Thud Butt - "Hook" (1991)
Two words: Thud. Butt. Quite a name you've made for yourself, Raushan Hammond, almost as impressive as the one given to you in Steven Spielberg's classic "Hook" starring Robin Williams. Aside from the impressive role by Dustin Hoffman as the villainous Captain James Hook, Thud Butt won our hearts with his light, sweet voice from inside a round, perfectly rollable body. Little Thud Butt got his props in the end - literally - when Pan handed down the golden sword, leaving Mr. Butt in charge of the Lost Boys and Neverland. Hammond hasn't had much work as an actor since a few '90s TV star appearances, but he will always be Thud Butt to us.
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The Funniest Thoughts To Pop Up On Yik Yak
If you aren't familiar with Yik Yak, it's a social media app that allows users within close proximity to each other to post thoughts anonymously. Other users can then choose to upvote or downvote the post. As you can imagine, people are much more bold about what they say to the public when they can maintain their privacy. It has become incredibly popular amongst college students. Naturally, this has provided a forum for some very interesting and funny thoughts. Here are some of the best so far.
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The Definitive Guide to Mooning Photos
We learn that butts are hilarious at an early age. They look funny, they make funny noises, and showing them off is funny nudity you can get away with. That's what makes mooning photos so great. Whether the goal of showing your ass is to subtly photobomb someone or blatantly stick it to them, you can't go wrong if it's all in good fun. Here's your guide to pulling off a good moon.
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20 Hidden 'South Park' Facts Every True Fan Should Know
In tribute to the brilliance that is "South Park," we dug deep and found some interesting factoids about the show. This ain't no usual list. Hopefully this makes you appreciate the subtle genius of the show even more.
1. Butters was born on September 11, 2001.
2. In the deleted ending of "Fishsticks" starring Kanye West, Kanye actually drowns and the Coast Guard recover his lifeless body.
3. Mr. Slave bears an uncanny resemblance to Glenn Hughes of the Village People.
4. After "Trapped in the Closet," the Church of Scientology hired private investigators to dig up dirt on Matt and Trey. (They allegedly wanted to blackmail them, which is not very L. Ron Hubbard-like.) But they couldn't find jack on them, because Matt and Trey live such honest lives.
5. Niece of the Chairman of Scientology and author of Beyond Belief: My Secret Life Inside Scientology and My Harrowing Escape, Jenna Miscavige Hill learned about Xenu-the alien dictator that brought millions of ancient humans to earth-from "South Park." She left the Church soon after.
6. TV executive Doug Herzog credits "South Park" for putting Comedy Central "on the map."
7. The pilot episode took three months to create. Episodes today take less than six days. Some as little as three.
8. "South Park" is banned in Sri Lanka for depicting Buddha snorting cocaine in episode "200."
9. Kyle's birthday is May 26 and Stan's birthday is October 19. The same as Matt and Trey.
10. Dr. Sophie Rutschmann of the University of Strasbourg discovered a mutated gene in adult fruit flies that caused them to die within two days after a certain bacterial infection. She named the gene kep1 after Kenny McCormick.
11. Combining the first letter in Kyle's name with his adopted little brother's full name "Ike" creates a very offensive slur. Both characters are voiced by Matt Stone, who is Jewish.
12. In 2011, Comedy Central and Frito-Lay made an agreement to manufacture and sell 1.5 million bags of Cheesy Poofs at Walmart.
13. Cartman is based on Matt Karpman, a high school classmate of Trey. They remain friends to this day.
14. Cartman's middle name is Theodore.
15. In episode "The Succubus," a picture in Mr. Garrison's classroom shows a white token in the background with 'T' on his shirt.
16. The inspiration for Mr. Hankey came from Trey Parker's childhood. Trey had a habit of not flushing the toilet. His father told him to flush the toilet or else Mr. Hankey would come out of the toilet and eat him alive.
17. Randy Marsh has had a lot of jobs: geologist, boy-band singer, chef, Broadway playwright, Blockbuster owner, mall security, Sarcastaball coach, Lorde, and ... well ... a cock magician.
18. In the six days it takes to complete an episode, "South Park" employees typically put in 100-120 hours per week.
19. In "Scott Tenorman Must Die," Matt and Trey purposely wrote it to introduce the real Eric Cartman-"the most evil kid in the world." Cartman would become more and more evil as the series went on.
20. Cartman has committed murder, rape, arson, prostitution, enforced cannibalism, attempted genocide, manslaughter, animal abuse, hate crimes, grave robbery, war crimes, child abuse, vandalism, theft, piracy, embezzlement, shoplifting, terrorism, drug possession, smuggling, armed robbery, and more! Even though he's only been arrested six times...
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The 40 Best Music Videos of the '90s
The '90s were a great time for music videos because MTV still played them and bands started experimenting in a whole new way. They were no longer just shots of concerts to accompany a song, but rather stories set to the soundtrack of their choice. Out of all the fantastic videos of the decade, here are our 40 favorites.
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Remember those glorious days when Lauryn Hill was that amazing singer from The Fugees and not a borderline crazy person? Ah, what a wonderful time in the world. This was the defining Lauryn Hill track and will go down as her biggest hit.
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Before every song has 6,000 terrible parodies on YouTube within a week of the video coming out, Weird Al was taking the parody game to another level. The "Amish Paradise" video was one of his greatest works.
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You had to sneak and watch Marilyn Manson's videos because if your mom caught you she would be convinced you were worshipping the devil. I'm just glad he turned out not to be the kid from "The Wonder Years."
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Did Radiohead invent planking with their "Just" video? Probably not, but the simple video about a man simply lying on the side of the road is still one of the most intriguing videos ever made.
36. The Verve - "Bittersweet Symphony"
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A cool thing to do in the '90s was to make a music video that was just the lead singer walking down the street and belting out the lyrics. Many tried it, but none made it as cool as The Verve.
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If only there were one other person in the car to let the group of Alanis Morissettes know that most of the things she was describing aren't actually ironic. Unless she was doing that on purpose to be even more ironic. If that's the case then she is a secret genius and we all owe her an apology.
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Everyone loves this song, but if you asked any of us to explain what a single verse out of it meant, we'd have no clue. RIP ODB.
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That fish eye lens shot of Mase and Puff Daddy dancing in various windbreaker jump suits could be the official state flag of the '90s. It pretty much summed up the decade.![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Eminem - Guilty Conscience]()
The bullet time wasn't quite up to the standards "The Matrix" set, but it was definitely one of Eminem's most daring videos and continued to push him from a novelty to a full-fledged superstar.
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Remember when you'd wake up in the middle of the night and turn on MTV so you could listen to music while you fell back asleep, but then the "Black Hole Sun" video came on and that lady's crazy, inflated face kept you up until morning?![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Pavement - Gold Sounds]()
There was a line drawn in the sand for videos in the '90s; on one side were the weird, artsy videos and on the other were goofy, fun videos that you could tell were just as fun to make as they were to watch. This is definitely the latter.
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The director's cut of "Closer" feels like if the opening credits of "Se7en" took a journey to the deepest parts of Hell. Trent Reznor took us on a dark journey and to call it disturbing is an understatement.
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All of Beck's videos have that unique style and feel to them, but there was just something about "Devil's Haircut" that stood out from the rest. It seemed like an innocent story of a man walking around carrying a boom box, but by the end there are so many layers you aren't sure what to believe.
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Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler became the obsession of every teenage boy as they lived it up without a care in the world. It was basically the sexy version of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Nirvana - In Bloom]()
"In Bloom" was actually the first video filmed by Nirvana and parodied a variety show from the '60s. The difference is that this wasn't a wholesome, innocent pop song like the feel of the video creates. Eventually they crash the stage and turn everything on its head. Seems only fitting, doesn't it?
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This is the best video Radiohead has ever done. The symbolism of watching a man desperately try to escape a chasing car with no driver is haunting and heartbreaking because we've all felt like that at some point. Thom Yorke truly struck gold with this hit.
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Battling with a giant, poorly constructed robot may seem out of the ordinary for most bands, but for the Beastie Boys it's just another stellar video to add to their near-perfect resume. Good luck finding a Beastie Boys video that isn't fantastic.
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Beck was doing alt and weird before it became the norm. His "Loser" video was bizarre, but it didn't feel like it was weird for the sake of being weird. He wasn't trying to shock; he was simply doing things how he envisioned them.
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No one had the choreography and dance skills of Michael Jackson so with those abilities combined with the stunning visuals of "Scream" made it an instant classic and his best video of the decade.
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The Foo Fighters decided to parody the popular Mentos commercials with their "Big Me" video and the results were hilarious. Honestly, I wish all of their videos were parodies of gimmicky '90s commercials.
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This is the recipe for nightmares. You've probably tried your best to block the Aphex Twins horrifying video out of your mind, but here it is and it's ready to torment you all over again.
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Before Spike Jonze became an award-winning film director, he was the go-to director for unique and groundbreaking music videos unlike anyone had ever seen. Bjork's "It's Oh So Quiet" may be the most underrated of all his notable videos, so if you haven't seen it, you should definitely check it out.
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Spike Jonze created a viral video before viral videos were a thing. "The Praise You" video was secretly shot in front of a movie theater as a group broke out in a dance that's still absolutely hilarious.
![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2 U]()
Instead of creating an elaborate video, Sinead O'Connor stripped away everything except raw emotions with this Prince cover that simply stays on shots of her face the whole time. Despite her other controversies, this video defined her career.
![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Garth Brooks - Standing Outside the Fire]()
Garth Brooks has made it extremely difficult to watch his videos or listen to his music online, but the story in "Standing Outside the Fire" was powerful and poignant without being the least bit preachy or heavy-handed.![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Busta Rhymes - Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See]()
Busta Rhymes always had videos that felt like they could accompany a Missy Elliott track as well as his own. "Put Your Hands" was visually stunning with everything from black lights to impromptu karate battles.
![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Missy Elliott - The Rain]()
Missy Elliott was doing things that no one else was doing. This was her craziest video that featured some sort of inflatable garbage bag outfit along with faces that would magnify with the beat. It was a trip to say the least.
![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, The Pharcyde - Drop]()
This crazy backwards Spike Jonze video is considered by many to be the greatest hip-hop video of all time. After watching it, you'd have a hard time arguing against that statement.
![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, TLC - Waterfalls]()
As great as the song was, the crazy video of TLC morphing into water like a deleted scene from "Terminator 2" made it even better. It almost made you want to start chasing waterfalls just to see if they'd be there.![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Daft Punk - Around the World]()
If you just listened to "Around the World," you probably wouldn't expect much from a video considering how simple and repetitive it is, but as each instrument comes to life and starts interacting with the other instruments you realize this is anything but a typical video.![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Blink 182 - What's My Age Again?]()
The guys from Blink 182 made a habit of poking fun at the video culture of the '90s as well as pushing the boundaries in the most hilarious ways possible. That culminated beautifully in their "What's My Age Again?" video that simply featured the guys running around town naked.![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Tool - Sober]()
Tool always took the road less traveled when it came to videos, but Sober's claymation tale may be their greatest visual accomplishment. It's deeply effective and manages to tell more of a story in five minutes than some feature length movies.
![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Smashing Pumpkins - Tonight, Tonight]()
The whole thing feels like a stunning early 19002 space exploration movie created with junior high school props, but did you know the star of the video, Tom Kenny, is the voice of Spongebob Squarepants? This awesome tribute to Georges Méliès's silent film "A Trip to the Moon" never gets old.
![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Weezer - Buddy Holly]()
Who can forget the amazing Weezer video that was included on every Windows 95 disc? The group superimposed themselves into a dance at "Happy Days" and even features a fantastic dance number from The Fonz himself.
![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit]()
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" wasn't just a great song with a unique video; it was a complete game changer. It got away from the glossy, clean sound of the '90s and pushed for a grungy, outside-the-lines sound that wasn't anywhere near mainstream at the time. It changed the face of music.
![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Foo Fighters - Everlong]()
If you ever did drugs then watched the video for "Everlong" you were either thoroughly entertained or completely horrified. There are giant hands, bizarre monsters, and Dave Grohl with a Coolio-style hairdo. Basically, it has it all.
![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Beastie Boys - Sabotage]()
Of all the Spike Jonze music videos, this is the best. It seems almost impossible to match the excitement of the Beastie Boys track, but Jonze created a fake '70s cop drama that's so fun you almost wish it was a real show.
![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Fiona Apple - Criminal]()
Fiona Apple's video for "Criminal" was grimy and sexy without being vulgar. It just felt like you were in the middle of a party that the cops would be raiding any minute. It's still one of the sexiest and most recognizable videos to this day.
![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Korn - Freak on a Leash]()
Say what you will about Korn, but their "Freak on a Leash" video was pure awesomeness. Watching a seemingly never-ending list of things blow up in slow motion followed by that cool, black room full of tiny holes piercing light through each one was pure brilliance.
![The 40 Best Music Videos of the 90s, Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity]()
You will never forget that crazy Dr. Seuss-like hat moving around a room that your mind simply could not comprehend. Every time you think you've figured out how the room is set up, something completely random happens and blows your mind once again.
40. Lauryn Hill - "Doo Wop (That Thing)"
Remember those glorious days when Lauryn Hill was that amazing singer from The Fugees and not a borderline crazy person? Ah, what a wonderful time in the world. This was the defining Lauryn Hill track and will go down as her biggest hit.
39. Weird Al - "Amish Paradise"
Before every song has 6,000 terrible parodies on YouTube within a week of the video coming out, Weird Al was taking the parody game to another level. The "Amish Paradise" video was one of his greatest works.
38. Marilyn Manson - "The Beautiful People"
You had to sneak and watch Marilyn Manson's videos because if your mom caught you she would be convinced you were worshipping the devil. I'm just glad he turned out not to be the kid from "The Wonder Years."
Did Radiohead invent planking with their "Just" video? Probably not, but the simple video about a man simply lying on the side of the road is still one of the most intriguing videos ever made.
36. The Verve - "Bittersweet Symphony"
A cool thing to do in the '90s was to make a music video that was just the lead singer walking down the street and belting out the lyrics. Many tried it, but none made it as cool as The Verve.
35. Alanis Morissette - "Ironic"
If only there were one other person in the car to let the group of Alanis Morissettes know that most of the things she was describing aren't actually ironic. Unless she was doing that on purpose to be even more ironic. If that's the case then she is a secret genius and we all owe her an apology.
34. Ol' Dirty Bastard - "Got Your Money"
Everyone loves this song, but if you asked any of us to explain what a single verse out of it meant, we'd have no clue. RIP ODB.
33. Notorious B.I.G. - "Mo Money, Mo Problems"
That fish eye lens shot of Mase and Puff Daddy dancing in various windbreaker jump suits could be the official state flag of the '90s. It pretty much summed up the decade.
The bullet time wasn't quite up to the standards "The Matrix" set, but it was definitely one of Eminem's most daring videos and continued to push him from a novelty to a full-fledged superstar.
31. Soundgarden - "Black Hole Sun"
Remember when you'd wake up in the middle of the night and turn on MTV so you could listen to music while you fell back asleep, but then the "Black Hole Sun" video came on and that lady's crazy, inflated face kept you up until morning?
There was a line drawn in the sand for videos in the '90s; on one side were the weird, artsy videos and on the other were goofy, fun videos that you could tell were just as fun to make as they were to watch. This is definitely the latter.
The director's cut of "Closer" feels like if the opening credits of "Se7en" took a journey to the deepest parts of Hell. Trent Reznor took us on a dark journey and to call it disturbing is an understatement.
28. Beck - "Devil's Haircut"
All of Beck's videos have that unique style and feel to them, but there was just something about "Devil's Haircut" that stood out from the rest. It seemed like an innocent story of a man walking around carrying a boom box, but by the end there are so many layers you aren't sure what to believe.
27. Aerosmith - "Crazy"
Alicia Silverstone and Liv Tyler became the obsession of every teenage boy as they lived it up without a care in the world. It was basically the sexy version of "Ferris Bueller's Day Off."
"In Bloom" was actually the first video filmed by Nirvana and parodied a variety show from the '60s. The difference is that this wasn't a wholesome, innocent pop song like the feel of the video creates. Eventually they crash the stage and turn everything on its head. Seems only fitting, doesn't it?
25. Radiohead - "Karma Police"
This is the best video Radiohead has ever done. The symbolism of watching a man desperately try to escape a chasing car with no driver is haunting and heartbreaking because we've all felt like that at some point. Thom Yorke truly struck gold with this hit.
24. Beastie Boys - "Intergalactic"
Battling with a giant, poorly constructed robot may seem out of the ordinary for most bands, but for the Beastie Boys it's just another stellar video to add to their near-perfect resume. Good luck finding a Beastie Boys video that isn't fantastic.
Beck was doing alt and weird before it became the norm. His "Loser" video was bizarre, but it didn't feel like it was weird for the sake of being weird. He wasn't trying to shock; he was simply doing things how he envisioned them.
No one had the choreography and dance skills of Michael Jackson so with those abilities combined with the stunning visuals of "Scream" made it an instant classic and his best video of the decade.
The Foo Fighters decided to parody the popular Mentos commercials with their "Big Me" video and the results were hilarious. Honestly, I wish all of their videos were parodies of gimmicky '90s commercials.
20. Aphex Twins - "Come to Daddy"
This is the recipe for nightmares. You've probably tried your best to block the Aphex Twins horrifying video out of your mind, but here it is and it's ready to torment you all over again.
19. Bjork - "It's Oh So Quiet"
Before Spike Jonze became an award-winning film director, he was the go-to director for unique and groundbreaking music videos unlike anyone had ever seen. Bjork's "It's Oh So Quiet" may be the most underrated of all his notable videos, so if you haven't seen it, you should definitely check it out.
18. Fatboy Slim - "Praise You"
Spike Jonze created a viral video before viral videos were a thing. "The Praise You" video was secretly shot in front of a movie theater as a group broke out in a dance that's still absolutely hilarious.
Instead of creating an elaborate video, Sinead O'Connor stripped away everything except raw emotions with this Prince cover that simply stays on shots of her face the whole time. Despite her other controversies, this video defined her career.
16. Garth Brooks - "Standing Outside the Fire"
Garth Brooks has made it extremely difficult to watch his videos or listen to his music online, but the story in "Standing Outside the Fire" was powerful and poignant without being the least bit preachy or heavy-handed.
Busta Rhymes always had videos that felt like they could accompany a Missy Elliott track as well as his own. "Put Your Hands" was visually stunning with everything from black lights to impromptu karate battles.
Missy Elliott was doing things that no one else was doing. This was her craziest video that featured some sort of inflatable garbage bag outfit along with faces that would magnify with the beat. It was a trip to say the least.
This crazy backwards Spike Jonze video is considered by many to be the greatest hip-hop video of all time. After watching it, you'd have a hard time arguing against that statement.
12. TLC - "Waterfalls"
As great as the song was, the crazy video of TLC morphing into water like a deleted scene from "Terminator 2" made it even better. It almost made you want to start chasing waterfalls just to see if they'd be there.
If you just listened to "Around the World," you probably wouldn't expect much from a video considering how simple and repetitive it is, but as each instrument comes to life and starts interacting with the other instruments you realize this is anything but a typical video.
The guys from Blink 182 made a habit of poking fun at the video culture of the '90s as well as pushing the boundaries in the most hilarious ways possible. That culminated beautifully in their "What's My Age Again?" video that simply featured the guys running around town naked.
Tool always took the road less traveled when it came to videos, but Sober's claymation tale may be their greatest visual accomplishment. It's deeply effective and manages to tell more of a story in five minutes than some feature length movies.
8. Smashing Pumpkins - "Tonight, Tonight"
The whole thing feels like a stunning early 19002 space exploration movie created with junior high school props, but did you know the star of the video, Tom Kenny, is the voice of Spongebob Squarepants? This awesome tribute to Georges Méliès's silent film "A Trip to the Moon" never gets old.
7. Weezer - "Buddy Holly"
Who can forget the amazing Weezer video that was included on every Windows 95 disc? The group superimposed themselves into a dance at "Happy Days" and even features a fantastic dance number from The Fonz himself.
6. Nirvana - "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
"Smells Like Teen Spirit" wasn't just a great song with a unique video; it was a complete game changer. It got away from the glossy, clean sound of the '90s and pushed for a grungy, outside-the-lines sound that wasn't anywhere near mainstream at the time. It changed the face of music.
If you ever did drugs then watched the video for "Everlong" you were either thoroughly entertained or completely horrified. There are giant hands, bizarre monsters, and Dave Grohl with a Coolio-style hairdo. Basically, it has it all.
Of all the Spike Jonze music videos, this is the best. It seems almost impossible to match the excitement of the Beastie Boys track, but Jonze created a fake '70s cop drama that's so fun you almost wish it was a real show.
Fiona Apple's video for "Criminal" was grimy and sexy without being vulgar. It just felt like you were in the middle of a party that the cops would be raiding any minute. It's still one of the sexiest and most recognizable videos to this day.
2. Korn - "Freak on a Leash"
Say what you will about Korn, but their "Freak on a Leash" video was pure awesomeness. Watching a seemingly never-ending list of things blow up in slow motion followed by that cool, black room full of tiny holes piercing light through each one was pure brilliance.
1. Jamiroquai - "Virtual Insanity"
You will never forget that crazy Dr. Seuss-like hat moving around a room that your mind simply could not comprehend. Every time you think you've figured out how the room is set up, something completely random happens and blows your mind once again.
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Man on Reddit Says He Started Fire Attempting to Clean His Wife's Dildos
That next batch of tomato soup might taste a little funky.
According to Reddit, some dude had a rough start to the new year when an attempt to clean his wife's sex toys by boiling them in a pot of water went awry when they instead caught fire because he forgot about them while he was on the phone with his parents.
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In his post titled, "Dear Reddit, Today I F***ed Up," the unnamed gentleman said he and his wife had a tiff the night before, so naturally, he decided to boil her silicone dildos in an effort to patch things up. After throwing them in a pot of water and cranking the stove to the "MAX setting," he jumped on the phone with his dad for what was supposed to be a "quick convo."
But 15-20 minutes later, he heard the smoke alarm "loudly going off" as well as his wife yelling "WHAT THE F***?" He ran downstairs to the kitchen and saw a "massive pillar of flame exploding upwards out of the tiny pot," so he grabbed the fire extinguisher from his wife (because she didn't know how to use it) and eventually put out the embarrassing fire.
He's probably already looking forward to 2016.
Hey, at least he's not this guy: Man Gets Running Vibrator Lodged in His Large Intestine
According to Reddit, some dude had a rough start to the new year when an attempt to clean his wife's sex toys by boiling them in a pot of water went awry when they instead caught fire because he forgot about them while he was on the phone with his parents.
In his post titled, "Dear Reddit, Today I F***ed Up," the unnamed gentleman said he and his wife had a tiff the night before, so naturally, he decided to boil her silicone dildos in an effort to patch things up. After throwing them in a pot of water and cranking the stove to the "MAX setting," he jumped on the phone with his dad for what was supposed to be a "quick convo."
But 15-20 minutes later, he heard the smoke alarm "loudly going off" as well as his wife yelling "WHAT THE F***?" He ran downstairs to the kitchen and saw a "massive pillar of flame exploding upwards out of the tiny pot," so he grabbed the fire extinguisher from his wife (because she didn't know how to use it) and eventually put out the embarrassing fire.
He's probably already looking forward to 2016.
Hey, at least he's not this guy: Man Gets Running Vibrator Lodged in His Large Intestine
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Mia Khalifa is the New Most Popular Girl on PornHub
And we can think of at least two big reasons why.
According to BroBible, just weeks after her announcement that she was retiring from the adult film industry, everybody's favorite MILF Lisa Ann has now been dethroned as the "Queen of PornHub" by a young starlet and Florida State fan named Mia Khalifa.
Sadly, since the announcement was made that she is the most popular "actress" on the world's most popular porn site, the 21-year-old beauty from Lebanon has been receiving death threats.
As a Lebanese Christian, some people/nut jobs in the Middle East think Khalifa is disrespecting her faith and therefore "deserves to be killed." Some even took to Twitter to threaten Khalifa that they will decapitate her.
Luckily, Khalifa has no plans to quit the business and even threw her own jab back at the region, saying on Twitter, "Doesn't the Middle East have more important things to worry about besides me? How about finding a president? Or containing Isis?"
Wow, it's no wonder she's so popular. Smart and beautiful. And naked. (Images via Instagram)
Find out what kind of porn people are searching for right now: Porn Site Has New Live Search And It's Hysterical
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Fireworks Factory Explosion in Colombia Caught on Video
If you've ever wondered what it looks like when a bunch of fireworks go off at the same time and it's not choreographed for your patriotic pleasure, here you go.
According to NBC News, a cameraman was filming a small blaze at a fireworks factory in Granada, Colombia when it exploded, blowing him off his feet. The guy was a trooper, though, and kept filming once he was back on his feet and had taken cover. At least one person was injured in the blast, and five warehouses used to store gunpowder were destroyed, as well.
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Man Arrested For Drug Possession Wears Worst Possible Shirt For Someone Arrested For Drug Possession
Look, we understand if you dabble in drugs like meth on a regular basis, fashion isn't exactly your first priority. Nevertheless, a good rule of thumb is to do whatever it takes to not draw any attention to yourself if you happen to have any in your possession. That's exactly where this fella went wrong.
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His name is John Balmer and he was arrested in that "No, seriously, I have drugs." shirt in Florida for possession of marijuana and meth while he was in line at Kmart. Why does everything about that sentence make perfect sense? I'm not sure if he was going for some sort of reverse psychology thing, but clearly it didn't work.
Anyway, this has just been a reminder that there are incredibly stupid people walking among us. Carry on with your day.
via The Concourse
His name is John Balmer and he was arrested in that "No, seriously, I have drugs." shirt in Florida for possession of marijuana and meth while he was in line at Kmart. Why does everything about that sentence make perfect sense? I'm not sure if he was going for some sort of reverse psychology thing, but clearly it didn't work.
Anyway, this has just been a reminder that there are incredibly stupid people walking among us. Carry on with your day.
via The Concourse
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