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If You're Selling Used Video Games Online, You Should Do It Like This
It's not always easy to sell stuff on eBay or Craigslist, but putting a little extra effort into the presentation of your ad can result in a higher success rate. The girl below has figured that out, and has come up with a surefire way to get more eyeballs on what she's selling. As you can clearly see, it's all about that American flag backdrop.
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Here's another genius who understands the power of cleavage: California Man's Yelp Account is Mostly Pictures of Food and Boobs
Here's another genius who understands the power of cleavage: California Man's Yelp Account is Mostly Pictures of Food and Boobs
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14 Texts From Neighbors That Suggest It Might Be Time To Move
Remember when being neighborly meant having a civilized conversation face to face? Well, those days are long gone. Now whenever you have a matter you need to discuss with the people next door, it can be done over text where things can go south really quick. All of these texts between neighbors are proof of that.
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Quick Tech Roundup: Reinventions and New Gadgets
Besides a break from selfies and tweeting, what people really need is a quick tech roundup for early 2015. And we here at Mandatory are the ones who are going to give it to you (along with a ton of selfies and tweets, too).
Hard Gadgets: Apple Watch, Canon Rebel T6i & Digital Polaroids
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With Apple Watch finally about to appear this April starting at $349, more big tech gadgets are making their way onto the dance floor, like Canon's latest T6i and T6s models. With an impressive 24.2 megapixel capability (an impressive jump from the T5i's 18 MP), Canon boasts that their new Rebel series is no longer an entry level camera, sporting a fold-out touchscreen, proper control wheel and LCD digital panel that normally appear on higher level DSLRs. Available in April starting at $899, the T6i is more in the realm of Canon's 70D model and offers HD video recording that will please videographers.
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Polaroid recently released their Socialmatic, a long awaited digital polaroid camera that looks like a giant real life Instagram icon. A fun 14-megapixel camera with a front 2-MP selfie camera (that's better than an iPhone 6 Plus), Socialmatic, priced at $299, will soon be all the rage with its Android capability and built-in ink printer, creating 2x3 photos that can peel into Polaroid stickers.
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In other camera news, Olympus takes things up several notches with their retro style OM-D E-M5 Mark II and its foldout touchscreen and interchangeable lenses, but the real kicker is that its 16 MP sensor can work in ultra high-res mode and shoot eight photos, stitch them together and produce one 40-megapixel image. The camera has been given a huge overall in its outer layout and video capabilities as well, and its body is available starting at $1099.
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This month will also see AT&T exclusively acquiring the latest BlackBerry Passport ($200 on contract) and Classic ($50 on contract) models. The Passport comes in with a 4.5" document-friendly touchscreen and 13-megapixel camera, more interactive and user friendly than any previous BlackBerry.
Software Updates: Apple Removes iPhoto, Windows 10 Release & iOS 9 Demands
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Apple's iOS 9 isn't expected for announcement until their summer conference, but everyone is already buzzing about changes they'd like to see in the fall after the recent iOS 8 update.
Until then, we've got a quick update from Apple for iPhoto, and by update we mean they're killing off iPhoto and Aperture on your desktop and replacing it with a Photos app with the same icon as the one found on the iPhone. It's cleaner, matches the Yosemite upgrade from last year and -- best of all -- it's free. It's faster, zooms better, organizes and integrates with iCloud beautifully. It syncs with your mobile devices, so like Photo Stream on your phone, it'll have everything you take with your device, and you can edit from there, just like iPhoto but better. And the upgrade is set for download this spring.
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Windows 10 is another big software update, a cohesive always up-to-date operating system with the classic Start button and universal apps that works together to make your experience on every device smooth. And with the help of Cortana, holograms and interconnectivity with Xbox, everything is just easier with Windows now. And when you upgrade, they keep you updated for life, starting this summer when it gets released.
Announcements: Apple Electric Car & LG's All-Metal Smartwatch
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Aside from Apple announcing that their new HQ is to be completely solar powered, and rumors that their future apps could be as large as 4GB and their iPhone 7 could come out this year (just after the 6S model), the tech giant also announced plans to design their first electric car. The car is rumored to be named Titan, still in the design phase, that would compete with Elon Musk's Tesla. Though the electric Apple car is simply a prototype being worked on, this isn't to say it'll actually be released to the public, but with Apple, nothing is out of reach.
Atop of the ensuing release of Apple Watch comes LG's all-metal smartwatch, Watch Urbane, a luxury appendage that features an all-metal body -- gold and silver -- connected to fine leather strap accompanied by a built-in Android savvy heart monitor. The cost and date of when this LG item can be up everyone's sleeves is yet to be announced.
Innovations: Mattel's Virtual View-Master, CogniToy, Glow-in-the-Dark Nissan
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With new gadgets comes new innovation, and the biggest innovation in the news is Google's reinvention on our childhood picture toy, Mattel's View-Master. It's now reinvigorated with an interactive virtual experience that lets kids travel virtually at moving images instead of the old still images. Set to appear in the fall, the 360-degree virtual View-Master experience adapts to today's tech savvy kids, and probably a few of the lesser-traveled adults too.
Piggybacking off that is another kid's toy innovation, CogniToy, a cognitive computer inside a smart, squeezable dinosaur. Bridging the gap between childhood and adulthood is the speech enabled, Internet connected, personalized mobile education inside of a toy that will not only making learn fun; it'll make it consistent. By pressing the toy's belly like any other stuffed animal, this magnificent invention engages in lessons, stories, jokes and unique development exercises on a personal, customized basis with the child, helping them excel faster and in an enjoyable manner.
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And finally, the innovation from the man inventing self-cleaning car paint is the clever, stylish and safety-minded glow-in-the-dark Nissan prototype. Hamish Scott has created Starpath, a colorful coating that absorbs the sun's rays, then emits them at night in a bright glowing color. Though it's not the first time this idea has come up, this paint job is said to last 8 to 10 hours after the sun goes down for 25 years, which is perfect for those of us who are too stupid to realize our lights aren't on during our drive home from the bars.
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The car hasn't gone into production yet, but it's likely only a mater of time before it's up for public consumption. The only downside? The people of New York probably won't get much glow out of their car this time of year.
Hard Gadgets: Apple Watch, Canon Rebel T6i & Digital Polaroids
With Apple Watch finally about to appear this April starting at $349, more big tech gadgets are making their way onto the dance floor, like Canon's latest T6i and T6s models. With an impressive 24.2 megapixel capability (an impressive jump from the T5i's 18 MP), Canon boasts that their new Rebel series is no longer an entry level camera, sporting a fold-out touchscreen, proper control wheel and LCD digital panel that normally appear on higher level DSLRs. Available in April starting at $899, the T6i is more in the realm of Canon's 70D model and offers HD video recording that will please videographers.
Polaroid recently released their Socialmatic, a long awaited digital polaroid camera that looks like a giant real life Instagram icon. A fun 14-megapixel camera with a front 2-MP selfie camera (that's better than an iPhone 6 Plus), Socialmatic, priced at $299, will soon be all the rage with its Android capability and built-in ink printer, creating 2x3 photos that can peel into Polaroid stickers.
In other camera news, Olympus takes things up several notches with their retro style OM-D E-M5 Mark II and its foldout touchscreen and interchangeable lenses, but the real kicker is that its 16 MP sensor can work in ultra high-res mode and shoot eight photos, stitch them together and produce one 40-megapixel image. The camera has been given a huge overall in its outer layout and video capabilities as well, and its body is available starting at $1099.
This month will also see AT&T exclusively acquiring the latest BlackBerry Passport ($200 on contract) and Classic ($50 on contract) models. The Passport comes in with a 4.5" document-friendly touchscreen and 13-megapixel camera, more interactive and user friendly than any previous BlackBerry.
Software Updates: Apple Removes iPhoto, Windows 10 Release & iOS 9 Demands
Apple's iOS 9 isn't expected for announcement until their summer conference, but everyone is already buzzing about changes they'd like to see in the fall after the recent iOS 8 update.
Until then, we've got a quick update from Apple for iPhoto, and by update we mean they're killing off iPhoto and Aperture on your desktop and replacing it with a Photos app with the same icon as the one found on the iPhone. It's cleaner, matches the Yosemite upgrade from last year and -- best of all -- it's free. It's faster, zooms better, organizes and integrates with iCloud beautifully. It syncs with your mobile devices, so like Photo Stream on your phone, it'll have everything you take with your device, and you can edit from there, just like iPhoto but better. And the upgrade is set for download this spring.
Windows 10 is another big software update, a cohesive always up-to-date operating system with the classic Start button and universal apps that works together to make your experience on every device smooth. And with the help of Cortana, holograms and interconnectivity with Xbox, everything is just easier with Windows now. And when you upgrade, they keep you updated for life, starting this summer when it gets released.
Announcements: Apple Electric Car & LG's All-Metal Smartwatch
Aside from Apple announcing that their new HQ is to be completely solar powered, and rumors that their future apps could be as large as 4GB and their iPhone 7 could come out this year (just after the 6S model), the tech giant also announced plans to design their first electric car. The car is rumored to be named Titan, still in the design phase, that would compete with Elon Musk's Tesla. Though the electric Apple car is simply a prototype being worked on, this isn't to say it'll actually be released to the public, but with Apple, nothing is out of reach.
Atop of the ensuing release of Apple Watch comes LG's all-metal smartwatch, Watch Urbane, a luxury appendage that features an all-metal body -- gold and silver -- connected to fine leather strap accompanied by a built-in Android savvy heart monitor. The cost and date of when this LG item can be up everyone's sleeves is yet to be announced.
Innovations: Mattel's Virtual View-Master, CogniToy, Glow-in-the-Dark Nissan
With new gadgets comes new innovation, and the biggest innovation in the news is Google's reinvention on our childhood picture toy, Mattel's View-Master. It's now reinvigorated with an interactive virtual experience that lets kids travel virtually at moving images instead of the old still images. Set to appear in the fall, the 360-degree virtual View-Master experience adapts to today's tech savvy kids, and probably a few of the lesser-traveled adults too.
Piggybacking off that is another kid's toy innovation, CogniToy, a cognitive computer inside a smart, squeezable dinosaur. Bridging the gap between childhood and adulthood is the speech enabled, Internet connected, personalized mobile education inside of a toy that will not only making learn fun; it'll make it consistent. By pressing the toy's belly like any other stuffed animal, this magnificent invention engages in lessons, stories, jokes and unique development exercises on a personal, customized basis with the child, helping them excel faster and in an enjoyable manner.
And finally, the innovation from the man inventing self-cleaning car paint is the clever, stylish and safety-minded glow-in-the-dark Nissan prototype. Hamish Scott has created Starpath, a colorful coating that absorbs the sun's rays, then emits them at night in a bright glowing color. Though it's not the first time this idea has come up, this paint job is said to last 8 to 10 hours after the sun goes down for 25 years, which is perfect for those of us who are too stupid to realize our lights aren't on during our drive home from the bars.
The car hasn't gone into production yet, but it's likely only a mater of time before it's up for public consumption. The only downside? The people of New York probably won't get much glow out of their car this time of year.
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9 Sexy Celebrities Who Waited Until Marriage to Have Sex
Is saving your virginity old-fashioned, or an awesome aspiration and gift for the person you love? No matter where you fall on the sex-before-marriage debate, here are nine celebrities who waited until they tied the knot before going all the way.
Jessica Simpson - Age 22
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Jessica Simpson, the singer/songwriter/actress of Daisy Dukes fame, saved her virginity until she was 22. That's when she married her first husband, Nick Lachey, in 2002. She said, "I had a body made for sin, but I was never a sinner." She added that the best thing about saving herself for marriage was the challenge, "and proving you can do it." Their marriage later collapsed and they divorced (Nick went on to marry Vanessa Lachey). Jessica married her second husband, Eric Johnson, in 2014.
Tina Fey - Age 24
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Comic sweetheart and sexy geek icon Tina Fey waited until her marriage at age 24 before she gave up the goods. She joked that she waited because of Christian values and being homely. Of course, she's famous for her impersonation of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Lots of people find Sarah Palin hot, so Tina might've just been a little hard on herself.
Meagan Good - Age 30
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Meagan Good, actress in such films as "Think Like a Man" and "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues," is another hottie who waited until marriage before giving up the goods. She was 30 when she married Seventh-Day Adventist preacher and Hollywood exec DeVon Franklin. She said, "They think I'm married to a pastor, which means we have a congregation...I mean, who knows we might, but my husband, he loves me for me, every part of me." Maybe some things are worth the wait.
Tamera Mowry - Age 29
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"Sister, Sister" star Tamera Mowry (not to be confused with her identical twin, Tia) kind of held onto her V card until she was married at 29 to Adam Housely. She did admit to having sex out of wedlock, but decided to wait until she was officially married before she'd have sex again.
Carrie Underwood - Age 27
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Former "American Idol" winner and country songstress of "Before He Cheats," Carrie Underwood allegedly remained pure until her marriage to hockey player Mike Fisher in 2010. So, is patience a virtue or just a road trip to frustration?
Julianne Hough - Still a Virgin?
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Julianne Hough, one half of the brother-sister dancing duo on "Dancing With The Stars," grew up in a strict Mormon home and described it as: "No sex before marriage, no drinking, no caffeine, no smoking, no swear words, no R-rated movies." She told the New York Post, "It was difficult because people thought I was this unicorn. People wanted to know about me and why I didn't do the things they did. But now it's all gone to hell!" She's not a practicing Mormon anymore, and she did date Ryan Seacrest, so is she still a virgin? You make the call.
Leelee Sobieski - Age 26
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Leelee Sobieski rose to fame with her appearance in the Tom Cruise flick "Eyes Wide Shut." She's worked on and off again since then. She saved her purity until she wed fashion designer Adam Kimmel in January 2009. She said, "'I guess 26 is kind of old to lose your virginity, but it was important to me that I remained a virgin until after I was married...it wasn't for any religious reasons or anything like that, but simply because, to me, my virginity was the most precious gift that I could ever give to a man, and I wanted to be sure I was giving it to the right man."
Adriana Lima - Age 27
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There is some delicious irony that while Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima exuded sex appeal on the catwalk and commercials, she was refraining from it in her personal life. Well, at least the Biblical definition, but possibly not Bill Clinton's definition. She waited until she was 27 before she went full-force with NBA player Marko Jaric.
Ali Landry - Born Again Virgin
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Okay, maybe this is a cheat, because former Miss USA Ali Landry was technically not a virgin when she married her second husband, Alejandro Monteverde in 2006. (Her first husband is "Saved By The Bell" alum Mario Lopez.) But she did go born-again-virgin on Alejandro and waited until their nuptials to share herself again.
Jessica Simpson - Age 22
Jessica Simpson, the singer/songwriter/actress of Daisy Dukes fame, saved her virginity until she was 22. That's when she married her first husband, Nick Lachey, in 2002. She said, "I had a body made for sin, but I was never a sinner." She added that the best thing about saving herself for marriage was the challenge, "and proving you can do it." Their marriage later collapsed and they divorced (Nick went on to marry Vanessa Lachey). Jessica married her second husband, Eric Johnson, in 2014.
Tina Fey - Age 24
Comic sweetheart and sexy geek icon Tina Fey waited until her marriage at age 24 before she gave up the goods. She joked that she waited because of Christian values and being homely. Of course, she's famous for her impersonation of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Lots of people find Sarah Palin hot, so Tina might've just been a little hard on herself.
Meagan Good - Age 30
Meagan Good, actress in such films as "Think Like a Man" and "Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues," is another hottie who waited until marriage before giving up the goods. She was 30 when she married Seventh-Day Adventist preacher and Hollywood exec DeVon Franklin. She said, "They think I'm married to a pastor, which means we have a congregation...I mean, who knows we might, but my husband, he loves me for me, every part of me." Maybe some things are worth the wait.
Tamera Mowry - Age 29
"Sister, Sister" star Tamera Mowry (not to be confused with her identical twin, Tia) kind of held onto her V card until she was married at 29 to Adam Housely. She did admit to having sex out of wedlock, but decided to wait until she was officially married before she'd have sex again.
Carrie Underwood - Age 27
Former "American Idol" winner and country songstress of "Before He Cheats," Carrie Underwood allegedly remained pure until her marriage to hockey player Mike Fisher in 2010. So, is patience a virtue or just a road trip to frustration?
Julianne Hough - Still a Virgin?
Julianne Hough, one half of the brother-sister dancing duo on "Dancing With The Stars," grew up in a strict Mormon home and described it as: "No sex before marriage, no drinking, no caffeine, no smoking, no swear words, no R-rated movies." She told the New York Post, "It was difficult because people thought I was this unicorn. People wanted to know about me and why I didn't do the things they did. But now it's all gone to hell!" She's not a practicing Mormon anymore, and she did date Ryan Seacrest, so is she still a virgin? You make the call.
Leelee Sobieski - Age 26
Leelee Sobieski rose to fame with her appearance in the Tom Cruise flick "Eyes Wide Shut." She's worked on and off again since then. She saved her purity until she wed fashion designer Adam Kimmel in January 2009. She said, "'I guess 26 is kind of old to lose your virginity, but it was important to me that I remained a virgin until after I was married...it wasn't for any religious reasons or anything like that, but simply because, to me, my virginity was the most precious gift that I could ever give to a man, and I wanted to be sure I was giving it to the right man."
Adriana Lima - Age 27
There is some delicious irony that while Brazilian supermodel Adriana Lima exuded sex appeal on the catwalk and commercials, she was refraining from it in her personal life. Well, at least the Biblical definition, but possibly not Bill Clinton's definition. She waited until she was 27 before she went full-force with NBA player Marko Jaric.
Ali Landry - Born Again Virgin
Okay, maybe this is a cheat, because former Miss USA Ali Landry was technically not a virgin when she married her second husband, Alejandro Monteverde in 2006. (Her first husband is "Saved By The Bell" alum Mario Lopez.) But she did go born-again-virgin on Alejandro and waited until their nuptials to share herself again.
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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets
Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.
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- Stevie Nips (@StevieKnip) February 15, 2015
"When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?" Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
- Jenny Pentland (@JennyPentland) February 16, 2015
It should be illegal to like anything on any social media account if you have unanswered texts.
- desi (@DesiJed) February 20, 2015
[career day] I'm a fire fighter, kids. What's our job? "PUT OUT FIRES" But some fires u just can't put out. *hands out mixtape*
- Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) February 12, 2015
fav scene from 50 shades of grey 😍👌💦 pic.twitter.com/D6YJunfu6q
- brian Griffin (@HeelyRiddler) February 10, 2015
Her: I can't use public bathrooms, it's just like so gross Me: what's it like to care about anything
- audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) February 20, 2015
[grabs Walmart intercom] IF DIGIORNOS ISNT DELIVERY THEN HOW IS IT DELIVERED TO THE STOREjQuery19108577458654998545_1424737286175 *fighting noises* DELIVER US THE TRUTH
- Trent (@trentistweeting) February 6, 2015
Spent all morning trying to guess Benedict Cumberbatch's middle name pic.twitter.com/o0Z9ChrgZR
- Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) February 22, 2015
Just picked up the Fifty Shade of Grey sequel. Difficult to follow so far. pic.twitter.com/JHDHpFImjt
- hrtbps (@hrtbps) February 21, 2015
I'm sorry if I accidentally fav your photos from a year ago. it's actually because I was intentionally looking at them because I love you
- richard ass (@cutedingus) February 4, 2015
It's ok Boyhood. I'll spend the next twelve years trying to pay off my student loans and only have a piece of paper to show for it.
- Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) February 23, 2015
don't ride a motorcycle that's dangerous. walk it on a leash. 0 people who drag their motorcycles on leashes fell off of them this year
- tara shoe (@tarashoe) February 22, 2015
"dont get conned into spendin our lottery money" i wont [calls wife back] will 2 sharks fit in our pool? "NO" ok [to salesman] one shark pls
- k e e t (@KeetPotato) February 17, 2015
Steps to survive on a dessert island: 1. check spelling 2. if correct, enjoy
- Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) February 4, 2015
Son, there's only one thing in life to fear. [Car full of bears with machine guns drives by] Son, there are only two things in life to fear.
- Rone Man (@theroneman) February 1, 2015
"If anyone knows a reason why these two should not marry, speak n-" SHE THOUGHT GANDALF & DUMBLEDORE WERE THE SAME PERSON *priest vomits*
- Matt (@matt___nelson) December 21, 2014
Funny how when I was a kid all I wanted was to be an adult, but now that I'm grown up all I want to do is lay face down on the carpet
- shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) February 23, 2015
um ok, sure pic.twitter.com/cMlxGpRLvA
- Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) February 22, 2015
Well, well, well, if it isn't the person whose name I've forgotten.
- Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) February 18, 2015
[couple tossing baby back and forth] [music stops] judge: custody granted dad: [holding baby] AW DAMMIT
- Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) February 22, 2015
Even more incredibly funny tweets can be found right here.
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15 Reasons 'Waterworld' is One of the Greatest Movies Ever
Why do people hate "Waterworld" so much? Beats me. I always thought it was an epic story about a half-fish man seeking justice on behalf of the non-fish human race. Here are a few other reasons it kicks ass, and if you disagree, well, then I'll just respect your opinion and stuff.
1. Jack Black's first big role.
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2. Dennis Hopper. Period.
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3. Kevin Costner drinks his own urine ... and likes it.
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4. This guy.
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5. It shows what hipsters would look like if they were into boating.
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6. Sea monsters get owned.
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7. Pedophiles get shanked.
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8. Feats of athleticism.
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9. Jeanne Tripplehorn's butt.
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10. Aquatic sports are taken up a notch.
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11. Gills!
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12. Prisoners get drowned in poop.
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13. That eyeball.
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14. They used up all the steel in Hawaii building sets.
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15. Costner takes no guff from children.
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1. Jack Black's first big role.
2. Dennis Hopper. Period.
3. Kevin Costner drinks his own urine ... and likes it.
4. This guy.
5. It shows what hipsters would look like if they were into boating.
6. Sea monsters get owned.
7. Pedophiles get shanked.
8. Feats of athleticism.
9. Jeanne Tripplehorn's butt.
10. Aquatic sports are taken up a notch.
11. Gills!
12. Prisoners get drowned in poop.
13. That eyeball.
14. They used up all the steel in Hawaii building sets.
15. Costner takes no guff from children.
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Dude Posts Hilariously Sarcastic Hotel Review After Wife And Her Boss Have Sex There
At least we know this guy's wife isn't cheating on him because he lacks a sense of humor.
According to Huffington Post, some poor bastard found out that his wife was having an affair with her boss because his credit card was used to pay for the hotel where the romp took place.
The man presumably noticed the charge on his statement and made a call to the establishment to inquire about it. To his surprise, not only did his wife and her boss list both of their names on the room, but they also charged their bar tab and movie rentals to his card.
But instead of confronting the cheaters and doing something that he would later regret, the man turned to Google+ and left a sarcastic five-star review of the joint where the two of them bumped uglies.
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It's unknown which movie the pair of cheaters decided to order when they weren't busy playing a game of slap n' tickle, but we'll venture a guess that it was one of those flicks where they inform you before you make the purchase that the title of the film will not show up on your receipt.
Sex toy reviews can sometimes be just as enjoyable as the sex toy itself: Here's the Weirdest Sex Toy Review You Will Ever Read (We Hope)
According to Huffington Post, some poor bastard found out that his wife was having an affair with her boss because his credit card was used to pay for the hotel where the romp took place.
The man presumably noticed the charge on his statement and made a call to the establishment to inquire about it. To his surprise, not only did his wife and her boss list both of their names on the room, but they also charged their bar tab and movie rentals to his card.
But instead of confronting the cheaters and doing something that he would later regret, the man turned to Google+ and left a sarcastic five-star review of the joint where the two of them bumped uglies.
It's unknown which movie the pair of cheaters decided to order when they weren't busy playing a game of slap n' tickle, but we'll venture a guess that it was one of those flicks where they inform you before you make the purchase that the title of the film will not show up on your receipt.
Sex toy reviews can sometimes be just as enjoyable as the sex toy itself: Here's the Weirdest Sex Toy Review You Will Ever Read (We Hope)
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Drunk Woman Loses Control of Her Bodily Functions During 'Fifty Shades of Grey'
Of all the bodily fluids we expected to hear about leaving moviegoers' bodies during screenings of "Fifty Shades of Grey," neither of these were at the top of the list.
According to MTV, a woman in Milton Keyes, England was so drunk at a recent showing of the movie that she "lost control of everything, including all bodily fluids."
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Witnesses said the woman had been drinking before she arrived at the theater, but it wasn't until the movie started that she began vomiting uncontrollably. Unfortunately for the other filmgoers, she was far from finished in regards to purging, as the woman then began crapping all over the theater.
At that point, the stink became unbearable and the theater had to be evacuated. Paramedics were called to the scene and were forced to carry the woman away.
At least one audience member was still in good spirits following the crapfest, saying, "We all expected to see Christian Grey gag Anastasia as part of the plot. We certainly didn't expect to be gagging ourselves because of the stench."
It was unknown if everybody was offered free tickets to a future showing of the S&M drama, but you have to think that at the very least they were sympathetic to the poor guy who wanted to trade in his bag of black licorice for something else.
This woman loved the movie just a tad more than others: Woman Arrested for Masturbating During 'Fifty Shades of Grey'
According to MTV, a woman in Milton Keyes, England was so drunk at a recent showing of the movie that she "lost control of everything, including all bodily fluids."
Witnesses said the woman had been drinking before she arrived at the theater, but it wasn't until the movie started that she began vomiting uncontrollably. Unfortunately for the other filmgoers, she was far from finished in regards to purging, as the woman then began crapping all over the theater.
At that point, the stink became unbearable and the theater had to be evacuated. Paramedics were called to the scene and were forced to carry the woman away.
At least one audience member was still in good spirits following the crapfest, saying, "We all expected to see Christian Grey gag Anastasia as part of the plot. We certainly didn't expect to be gagging ourselves because of the stench."
It was unknown if everybody was offered free tickets to a future showing of the S&M drama, but you have to think that at the very least they were sympathetic to the poor guy who wanted to trade in his bag of black licorice for something else.
This woman loved the movie just a tad more than others: Woman Arrested for Masturbating During 'Fifty Shades of Grey'
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PornHub's Wankband Creates Energy When You Masturbate
Don't you hate it when you have the uncontrollable urge to wank it, but a storm has killed the power at your parents' house and the battery on your phone is about to die?
Well, that should no longer be an issue thanks to the latest creation from the gang at PornHub called the Wankband. Basically, the Wankband is a wristband that features a kinetic charger that harnesses the energy you exert while punching your clown.
According to the promotional video on YouTube, the band contains a "valve with a small weight inside that generates and stores energy when moved in an up-and-down motion." The wristband then attaches to your device, such as an iPhone, using the USB port on the band.
"Turn your jobless roommate into a productive person."
Yeah, odds are if I forget to plug in my laptop before I head to the office, I'll just plug it in when I get home. Thanks, though.
Here's a young lady who should help you get your battery back up to 100 percent: Mia Khalifa is the New Most Popular Girl on PornHub
Well, that should no longer be an issue thanks to the latest creation from the gang at PornHub called the Wankband. Basically, the Wankband is a wristband that features a kinetic charger that harnesses the energy you exert while punching your clown.
According to the promotional video on YouTube, the band contains a "valve with a small weight inside that generates and stores energy when moved in an up-and-down motion." The wristband then attaches to your device, such as an iPhone, using the USB port on the band.
"Turn your jobless roommate into a productive person."
Yeah, odds are if I forget to plug in my laptop before I head to the office, I'll just plug it in when I get home. Thanks, though.
Here's a young lady who should help you get your battery back up to 100 percent: Mia Khalifa is the New Most Popular Girl on PornHub
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Minivan Driver Cuts Off Cyclist, Then Gets Out and Kicks His Bike (NSFW Language)
Even if you are someone who is not too fond of cyclists (like me), you have to admit that this guy in the minivan is a pretty big a-hole. I mean, just because you use your turn signal does not give you the right to cut someone off and nearly run them over. But, you also have to admit that he goes from 0 to road rage like a pro. I wonder how often this type of thing goes down in San Francisco?
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The Unspoken Rules of Sex (NSFW Language)
Sex means many different things to many different people. Still, we should all follow some basic ground rules in order to make sure everyone has a good time. Keep these 18 rules of sex in mind the next time you hop into the sack with someone.
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H/t Playboy
H/t Playboy
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This Girl's Guide To Taking Dick Pics Will Improve Your Sexting
Be honest, you have no idea what you were doing when it comes to seducing women. And you're even worse when it comes to sexting them. You can't just go throwing out bland pictures of your dong and expect the girls to come running. Dick pic etiquette is an art and it requires a certain technique and a whole lot of practice. Lucky for you, Snapchat user Reece is here to teach you a thing or two about taking photos of your dodos. Let her guide you through the proper techniques before your next foray into the world of dick pics.
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13 Odd TV Characters From the '90s You Secretly Had a Crush On
Hormones make you do some bizarre things as a youngster. Your showers cause a significant increase in the household water bill and you start looking at girls in a way that seemed unthinkable in the past. And of course, there were the obvious TV characters that you instantly fell in love with. But when you realized everyone had a crush on them, you started blazing your own trail. These are the crushes you didn't tell anyone about because you figured they'd think you were crazy. Turns out, they probably had the exact same feelings. As a preface, most of this article only applies to those that were underage at the time. If you were an adult, legally this shouldn't make sense to you.
Daria
In a time period when everyone wanted to look like Kelly Kapowski, Daria flew under the radar as the emo girl you loved before you even knew emo was a thing. You wanted to make out with her, but then just hang out afterwards. Deep down you knew that she was way too cool for you. (Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons)
Six - "Blossom"
What was it about adding a dumb nickname to a girl that made her even more attractive? Every time you walked by a Claire's Boutique in the mall you saw one of those ridiculous hats that reminded you of her. Plus there was that moment from the image above, which was saved on your mental hard drive for the rest of your high school life. (Photo courtesy of: NBC/Photofest)
Carmen Sandiego
It was hard to get a glimpse of Carmen Sandiego since she was always on the run, but once she tipped that ridiculous red hat and you got a glimpse of her face, you realized you were having some very confusing thoughts about an educational character teaching you geography. (Photo courtesy of Wikimedia Commons)
Janice Litman - "Friends"
Janice may have been loud and annoying, but she had a bangin' body and was apparently ready to hook up whenever you wanted. By the way, Chandler was way more annoying than Janice so maybe he should've settled down on his judgmental looks when she tried to date him. (Photo courtesy of Warner Bros./Photofest)
Debra Barone - "Everybody Loves Raymond"
While Ray Romano was moping around and working through one of the most troubling Oedipus complexes you'll ever witness, he was neglecting a hot wife that was way out of his league. They always stuck her in turtlenecks and mom jeans, but those rare nightgown moments made watching TV with your parents incredibly uncomfortable in your mind. (Photo courtesy of CBS/Photofest)
Babs Bunny - "Tiny Toon Adventures"
The people at Tiny Toons knew exactly what they were doing to all the young boys when they were sketching up Babs Bunny. The only result was you having some strange feelings about a cartoon character and very unrealistic expectations of what you'd see on a trip to a petting zoo. (Photo courtesy of Warner Bros/Fox Broadcasting Company)
Hilary Banks - "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air"
As much as the show tried to make her a vapid, mindless gold digger, it didn't make any difference whatsoever. She could have had an entire episode where she drew pentagrams on animals at the shelter and you'd just blame it on a bad reaction to medication.
Gadget - "Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers"
You just know there's some really creepy fan fiction and art out there with Gadget as the main focus. I refuse to Google it because I'm fairly certain my childhood memories will come crushing down like a dream world in "Inception. (Photo courtesy of Walt Disney/Buena Vista Television)
Jill Taylor - "Home Improvement"
All the girls were in love with Jonathan Taylor Thomas, all the men were in love with the Tool Time Girls, but you knew deep down the hottest one of all was Jill. She just seemed like she could cook you spaghetti then beat you in arm wrestling and something about that combination was completely intoxicating. (Photo courtesy of: ABC/Photofest)
Kimberly - "The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers"
This one was only a secret because you didn't want the rest of your family to know she was real reason you watched six hours of "Power Rangers" every day. She truly could have had her pick of any squeaky-voiced, acne-covered boy she wanted. (Photo courtesy of: Twentieth Century-Fox/Photofest)
Rachel Crawford - "Family Matters"
One look at that strong, single mom with a collection of ridiculous hats, who got up early every day to give Richie a perm and you were instantly in love. She left halfway through the last season because of the over the top Urkel storylines, so after that happened, what was the point? Way to go, Steve.
Nikki Coleman - "Saved by the Bell"
Before Kelly and Jessie came along, Zack had a different love interest almost every week. For some reason he completely ignored the side ponytail-sporting Nikki that was right under his nose the whole time. She was like Punky Brewster without the old, creepy caretaker.
Kimmy Gibbler - "Full House"
Kimmy was considered the annoying one, but have you met Joey, Jesse, Danny, Michelle, DJ, and Stephanie? Kimmy had that '90s hair that was always on point, plus she was already wearing make-up so she was definitely mature. I would watch every week and wonder why they got so mad when she came over to their house. You could've come over to my house whenever you wanted, Kimmy.
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Anastasia Ashley Gets 'Cheeki' in the Morning
Anastasia Ashley shows us what it's like to get up with her, hop in the shower and throw on a pair of bottoms to go to the beach. Sporting the Cheeki brand of women's swim and underwear, Anastasia has the perfect body for it, not to mention the video's recurring theme of "swiggity, swooty, I'm coming for that booty." When you're done pausing on her ass, check out more Anastasia Ashley.
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Girl's Attempt At Kylie Jenner Lips Results in Epic Fail
On the bright side, she ended up looking like a Muppet. And people seem to really like Muppets, as well.
According to Buzzfeed, Brittany Forster wanted her face to look like Kylie Jenner's mug so bad that she ordered a product called CandyLipz, a "device some blogs claim Kylie uses for her pout."
It didn't go so well.
Forster said it was the biggest beauty regret of her life, adding that her Pilates instructor asked her the next day if she wanted to do the class with the lights off.
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Thankfully, Forster's swollen soup coolers reverted back to her normal set, but there are still several bruises left as a subtle reminder of her stupidity.
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After seeing how massive Forster's lips got, we know what you fellas are thinking. But we're sure that somewhere in the fine print, CandyLipz will tell you that putting your penis into its product is highly frowned upon.
Now if Forster was trying to look like a plastic sex doll, then it looks like she was on the right track: French Model Spends Almost $49,000 to Look Like Sex Doll
According to Buzzfeed, Brittany Forster wanted her face to look like Kylie Jenner's mug so bad that she ordered a product called CandyLipz, a "device some blogs claim Kylie uses for her pout."
It didn't go so well.
Forster said it was the biggest beauty regret of her life, adding that her Pilates instructor asked her the next day if she wanted to do the class with the lights off.
Thankfully, Forster's swollen soup coolers reverted back to her normal set, but there are still several bruises left as a subtle reminder of her stupidity.
After seeing how massive Forster's lips got, we know what you fellas are thinking. But we're sure that somewhere in the fine print, CandyLipz will tell you that putting your penis into its product is highly frowned upon.
Now if Forster was trying to look like a plastic sex doll, then it looks like she was on the right track: French Model Spends Almost $49,000 to Look Like Sex Doll
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Here's a Wannabe Carjacker Getting Hit in the Face by a Brick He Threw at a Car
Life has been quite the bitch for this guy.
According to UPI, a would-be car thief's plans were thwarted last week when a brick he threw at a Mercedes ricocheted off the passenger side window and knocked him out.
The attempted theft took place outside of the Pheasant Bar in Drogheda, Ireland, and surprisingly, the Mercedes belonged to the owner of the pub.
Gerry Brady said he found the failed thief "bleeding on the ground next to his car," and his initial thought was that somebody had attacked him. But when he helped himself to his feet and demanded $56 for cab fare, Brady knew something was up.
"I said, 'Not a chance, I've to pay for a new window, mate,'" Brady told a local newspaper. "That's when he leaned in and told me he'd burn me out of the pub."
The would-be thief reportedly had the stones to tell police that Brady attacked him, but Brady said the cops were "in stitches" after viewing the security footage, and they arrested the perp shorty afterward.
That clown is as good at stealing cars as this guy is at stealing purses on a bus: Watch This Wannabe Purse Thief's Epic Fail Become Instant Karma
According to UPI, a would-be car thief's plans were thwarted last week when a brick he threw at a Mercedes ricocheted off the passenger side window and knocked him out.
The attempted theft took place outside of the Pheasant Bar in Drogheda, Ireland, and surprisingly, the Mercedes belonged to the owner of the pub.
Gerry Brady said he found the failed thief "bleeding on the ground next to his car," and his initial thought was that somebody had attacked him. But when he helped himself to his feet and demanded $56 for cab fare, Brady knew something was up.
"I said, 'Not a chance, I've to pay for a new window, mate,'" Brady told a local newspaper. "That's when he leaned in and told me he'd burn me out of the pub."
The would-be thief reportedly had the stones to tell police that Brady attacked him, but Brady said the cops were "in stitches" after viewing the security footage, and they arrested the perp shorty afterward.
That clown is as good at stealing cars as this guy is at stealing purses on a bus: Watch This Wannabe Purse Thief's Epic Fail Become Instant Karma
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Nebraska Man Cited When Police Find Weed in Container Labeled 'Not Weed'
Good thing they didn't find the box labeled "Not Stolen Firearms."
According to the Lincoln Journal Star, a 21-year-old dude was arrested over the weekend for a DUI, but that wasn't the most embarrassing thing to come out of the traffic stop.
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Police said a subsequent search of the man's vehicle turned up a sour cream container under the front passenger's seat labeled "Not Weed" that...wait for it...had 11.4 grams of weed in it. The driver said the container was his, and he was slapped with a citation for pot possession on top of his DUI charge.
There were also three other passengers in the car, but officers said they were not under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
It's unknown if police would have been more diligent in testing the passengers if any of them would have been wearing "Not Stoned" hats, but luckily for the passengers, they decided to leave this shirt at home:
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Man, cops are smart these days. I mean, they "somehow" found out this guy was slinging dope: Florida Man Arrested After Bragging About Selling Drugs on Facebook
According to the Lincoln Journal Star, a 21-year-old dude was arrested over the weekend for a DUI, but that wasn't the most embarrassing thing to come out of the traffic stop.
Police said a subsequent search of the man's vehicle turned up a sour cream container under the front passenger's seat labeled "Not Weed" that...wait for it...had 11.4 grams of weed in it. The driver said the container was his, and he was slapped with a citation for pot possession on top of his DUI charge.
There were also three other passengers in the car, but officers said they were not under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
It's unknown if police would have been more diligent in testing the passengers if any of them would have been wearing "Not Stoned" hats, but luckily for the passengers, they decided to leave this shirt at home:
Man, cops are smart these days. I mean, they "somehow" found out this guy was slinging dope: Florida Man Arrested After Bragging About Selling Drugs on Facebook
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Texas Man Arrested for Ninth DWI While Wearing 'Warning: I Do Dumb Things' Shirt
This is basically the equivalent to Kate Upton wearing a a shirt that reads, "Warning: I Cause Boners."
According to the Daily Mail, a 66-year-old Temple man who somehow still had driving privileges was arrested last week for his ninth DWI. Yet the craziest part of his arrest might have been the shirt he was wearing when police snapped his mugshot.
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Police said Luciano Gutierrez was pulled over last Thursday because of an "outstanding warrant stemming from his eighth DWI arrest three months ago," and he just so happened to be hammered again.
Sadly, if Gutierrez is convicted on both accounts, he will only face a maximum fine of $10,000 and 10 years in prison. In addition, his license could possibly be revoked for two years.
That means the most severe punishment Gutierrez will likely receive as a result of doing these "dumb things" is people Googling his name and seeing a picture of him wearing that T-shirt.
Maybe this guy should have let somebody else drive: Man Wearing 'Drunk As Shit' Shirt Arrested for DUI
According to the Daily Mail, a 66-year-old Temple man who somehow still had driving privileges was arrested last week for his ninth DWI. Yet the craziest part of his arrest might have been the shirt he was wearing when police snapped his mugshot.
Police said Luciano Gutierrez was pulled over last Thursday because of an "outstanding warrant stemming from his eighth DWI arrest three months ago," and he just so happened to be hammered again.
Sadly, if Gutierrez is convicted on both accounts, he will only face a maximum fine of $10,000 and 10 years in prison. In addition, his license could possibly be revoked for two years.
That means the most severe punishment Gutierrez will likely receive as a result of doing these "dumb things" is people Googling his name and seeing a picture of him wearing that T-shirt.
Maybe this guy should have let somebody else drive: Man Wearing 'Drunk As Shit' Shirt Arrested for DUI
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