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This Cooler Prank Proves That You Should Always Be Suspicious of a Hot Girl Giving Away Free Beer

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Spring Break Cooler Scare Prank
There are certain things in life that are too good to be true, and a hot blonde approaching you on spring break and offering you free beer is definitely one of them. Watch as she dupes group after group of people expecting some free cold ones (my favorite is the girl at the 50-second mark who runs away) with a cooler scare prank for the ages.

 

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Curiosity Gets The Best Of This Cat When It Gets Stuck In A Suitcase

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As it turns out, curiosity doesn't actually kill the cat. It just gets it into hilarious situations that make for quality viral videos. Take this little curious guy, for example. All he was trying to do was check out what was up with a suitcase. As you'll see, things go south pretty quickly.

 

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Nathalie Emmanuel From 'Game of Thrones' Teaches Us a Thing or Two About Dating

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Nathalie Emmanuel headed to London and sat down with GQ.com to talk dating. The "Game of Thrones" actress has become a hot commodity since the HBO fantasy show picked her up as Missandei in 2013. She's an old-fashioned gal who likes guys capable of good conversation, good dinner and who can handle how powerful she is. We'll take that in the dirtiest way possible, obviously, but we're eternally grateful to Nathalie for her words of wisdom in a world of Tinder-happy tweeters and misguided Snapchatters. Thank you, Nathalie Emmanuel. May the "Game of Thrones" universe please be kind to you.

 

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These 17 Cover-Up Tattoos Are Just Plain Awful

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Nothing is worse than a horrible tattoo that you regret. Oh, except the terrible tattoo you got to cover up the original piece of crap. In defense of some of these, there was only so much the person could do, and the ones who went for humor really nailed it.



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(h/t The Chive)

 

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Here Are The 11 Worst Moms On Facebook

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I am one of the lucky ones who doesn't have to worry about my mom being on Facebook...yet. She has mentioned how she considers joining every now and then and it terrifies me. If you want to know why, take a look at the mothers below--both young and old--who have humiliated themselves and their kids with unbelievably cringeworthy posts. I am not saying my mom would be this bad, but you never know.

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10 Awesome Inventions That Aren't Actually Available...Yet

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As time passes and technology continues to advance, there is seemingly nothing we can't do. Well, in theory, at least. The following list of inventions that haven't quite reached the point of perfection will hopefully blow you away in terms of potential. Just don't get you're hopes up about having them in your possession anytime soon, as most of them are years away from being a reality. Still, it never hurts to look ahead at what's on the horizon.

Ooho Edible Water Bottle
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More of a gelatinous water pouch than an actual bottle, the general function remains the same with one major difference: reduced pollution. Rodrigo García González and his research team at Imperial College London came up with creating water pouches through the process of spherification back in 2014 as a means of making biodegradable containers that you could also eat. Of course, since they are still working on the little matter of making said containers resealable and sanitary, it may be some time yet before an actual product hits the market. But don't worry, there are plenty of do-it-yourself videos out there if you feel like saving the planet on your own time (and dime).

The Cicret Bracelet

A waterproof bracelet which projects the contents of a cellphone directly onto the wearer's arm is quite the concept. Seeing it in action above is even more impressive. However, as cool as it may look, an actual working prototype would go a lot further than a well-edited YouTube video. Sadly, at this point in time, that's about all this brilliant invention amounts to, as it was proven to be nothing more than a flashy work in progress as of late last year.

Insect and Pest Force Fields
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There are a growing number of devices out there that claim to repel bugs and even critters such as mice through ultrasonic emissions. However, to put it bluntly, they don't work worth a hoot. Fortunately, all hope isn't lost, as other options for non-lethal ways of eradicating pesky insects are still being tested and shopped around. They haven't exactly been proven 100% effective either, but they still beat a "force field" that literally wouldn't hurt a fly.

Fader
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Anyone who has had to purchase textbooks for college courses knows how expensive they can be. Conversely, you never get out of them what you put in, at least when it comes to a monetary value. That goes doubly when you actually use the books as they are intended by highlighting important information that you need to remember. Enter Fader, the first highlighter to fade over time in an effort to get you more cash back when it comes time to return those babies. Now, if only Fader was actually up and running instead of lingering in the development stage, we'd all be in great shape.

VetiGel

The ability to stop someone from bleeding in a matter of seconds could prove rather useful in the medical community. Luckily for them (and us), VetiGel is here to save the day. Said to not only seal off wounds, but also potentially heal them quicker and even aid in the regeneration of organs one day, the synthetic gel only has one current downside: it is only being used on animals until it is proven safe for humans. Unlike many of the other items on this list, however, it's a very viable possibility in the near future, making it easily the most beneficial item of anything we've covered to this point.

Hollow Flashlight
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A 15-year-old Canadian high school student named Ann Makosinski took top prize in her age group at the 2013 Google Science Fair with her invention of a touch-powered flashlight. Of course, describing it as simply being powered by touch doesn't do it justice, as it actually conducts energy from built-in Peltier tiles which convert thermoelectric energy into electricity. It gets a little more complicated after that, but Ann has it covered from there. In any case, you likely won't see the patent-pending product on the market anytime soon due to the fact that while convenient in a pinch, it still doesn't produce nearly as much light as leading competitors that are powered by stronger forms of electricity.

Dry Clean
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Imagine a towel rack that not only efficiently dries towels while they hang, but also disinfects them with ultraviolet light. Pretty nifty, huh? Well, keep imagining because other than concept photos, the rack isn't available to the public and likely never will be. But hey, at least the website it's featured on has plenty more photos to keep you warm. That's something, right?

Smart Carpet
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It's about time we covered an invention that benefits those over 65 almost exclusively. But all you young bucks out there reading this need not worry because like all great inventions, a carpet with optical fibers that detect when the elderly fall down could also be used in many other beneficial ways. For instance, if someone was to break into your house, the carpet could then alert you to unfamiliar footsteps and possibly save your life, as well. But we digress. The technology still needs to be developed further by its creators at the University of Manchester in England before it can be marketed successfully to key demographics. If they have their hearing aids in, that is.

i-foot

OK, maybe we're catering to old people a little too much now, but again, this invention could be used by just about anyone. It may look like something out of "Robocop," but we swear it's real. Well, as real as a prototype can be, at least. Unveiled by Toyota back in 1994, the i-foot is essentially a high-tech legged wheelchair that allows the person seated inside to control it via joystick. Sure, it can walk up stairs, but the downside is that it moves at approximately one mile per hour and only carries around 132 pounds max. Hence, it has remained a prototype and never been released the general public that we know of. Wouldn't we all have one if it had been?

Advanced Nonbiological Avatars
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In the spirit of saving the best for last, who'd like to be immortal one day? That's the plan Russian billionaire Dmitry Itskov had in mind when he began work on the 2045 Initiative. You can listen to the whole spiel in his video if you'd like, but basically we are talking about androids which we will transfer our personalities into in order to live on for all eternity. We're not saying we believe it will actually work, but if he's willing to foot the bill, we're certainly willing to wait around for the next 30 years or so to see how it turns out. After all, what could possibly go wrong after we're all granted eternal life at the hands of an eccentric maniac?

 

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29 Pretty Embarrassing Facts About US Cities

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You might love the city you live in, or you might hate it. Either way, the good people over at Distractify have rounded up some hilariously embarrassing facts about a number of major U.S. cities for your amusement. We suggest taking the time to memorize each one so that whenever you meet a new person, you can spew completely and utterly useless knowledge about where they're from.

Albuquerque, New Mexico


Atlanta, Georgia


Baltimore, Maryland


Boston, Massachusetts


Charlotte, North Carolina


Chicago, Illinois


Columbus, Ohio


Denver, Colorado


Denver, Colorado (again)


Detroit, Michigan


Fresno, California


Houston, Texas


Jacksonville, Florida


Kansas City, Missouri


Los Angeles, California


Las Vegas, Nevada


Memphis, Tennessee


Mesa, Arizona


New Orleans, Louisiana


New York City, New York


Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

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Philadelphia, Pennsylvania


Portland, Oregon


San Francisco, California


San Jose, California


Seattle, Washington


Tucson, Arizona


Tulsa, Oklahoma


Washington, D.C.

(via Distractify)

 

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The Laker Girls Did a Lunch Date with Fans and the Pictures are Awkwardly Hilarious

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For the third year in a row, the Los Angeles Lakers cheerleaders traveled across Southern Californian Carl's Jr. restaurants to hang out with fans (aka horny, uncomfortable dudes) that aren't quite sure what to do with their hands while taking photos with hot girls. Here are some of the best gloriously awkward pics from the lunch tour.

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A guy who likes the Lakers and Yankees. How original!


Is that a cell phone holder on your hip or are you just happy to have hovering hands over Laker girls?


You'd feel awkward too if you had a T-shirt on top of a button-up dress shirt.


Is that a bathrobe? Please tell me that's a bathrobe.


Nothing like a 7-minute guitar solo to get you in the mood for some Lakers hoops.


That's the face you make when you're wanted for arson, not when you're posing with cheerleaders.


His wife just walked through the door and he tried to act as casual as possible.


Yeah, this is definitely the target demographic of cheerleaders having lunch with dudes at a fast food restaurant.


At least Little Dave Navarro made an appearance.


Bluetooth? Check. Tucked in t-shirt? You know it. Sweaty arms? Almost definitely.


I know there's a lot going on here, but is that corn on the cob sticking out of his bag?


He made his choice and the other girl couldn't be more pleased where his hands ended up.


You just know he smelled his hand for days after this was taken. There's no question.


It's difficult to have hover hands that are also inappropriately placed, but he pulled it off masterfully.


He was great as one of the bidders in the human auction scene from "Taken."


Honestly, he didn't need the shirt for us to know that.


Are the girls even in this photo? What is happening here?


Everything about this makes me very uncomfortable.


If these guys know each other it's only because the tall guy is his parole officer.


Sure. Why not?

 

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Runner Celebrates Way Too Early By Trying to Pump Up the Crowd, Finishes Second Place

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It's been said that it ain't over till the fat lady sings, but it does help your cause when the dude who's winning the race slows down to pump up a crowd that probably wasn't more than two dozen people anyways.

According to NJ.com, Oregon steeplechaser Tanguy Pepiot was well on his way to winning the Pepsi Invite on Friday, but he decided to pump up the home crowd at Eugene's Hayward Field 50 meters shy of the finish line.

He shouldn't have done that.


Washington's Meron Simon took advantage of Pepiot's premature celebration and crossed the finish line first, leaving a stunned Pepiot on his backside contemplating how in the hell he lost the race.

Oregon still went on to smoke both Washington and Kentucky at the triangular meet, but odds are you didn't hear about it because nobody cares about collegiate track and field.

That was pretty embarrassing, but it doesn't get any worse than this: Probably the Most Epic Track and Field Fail Ever

 

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Madonna Kisses Drake at Coachella, Drake Almost Vomits

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Maybe Madonna's dinner was heavy on garlic. Or maybe at this point in her life, she naturally tastes like a bag of Funyuns.

Whatever it was, Drake didn't seem to be a very big fan of the 56-year-old pop star jamming her tongue down his throat last night at Coachella.


According to TMZ, sources close to Drake said it wasn't necessarily the taste of Madonna's tongue that nearly made him hurl, but rather the glossy lipstick she was sporting. Outside of that "gnarly lipstick," Drake apparently thought the improvised kiss with Madonna was amazing.

The plan was for Madonna to sing "Human Nature" and dance around Drake while he sat in a chair. She then took it upon herself to tongue the rapper, who apparently "loved it."

Well, he sure has a funny way of showing it. We thought it looked more like a kid at a family reunion who was freaking out as a drunk aunt tried to make out with him.

Maybe Miley Cyrus wears the same lipstick: Miley Cyrus and Her Tongue Denied by Katy Perry

 

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Watch This Skateboarding Taco Get Hit by a Car

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Baby's All Right is a trendy bar and nightclub in Brooklyn, and it sounds like they have one hell of a happy hour that features tacos for a buck and pink babies for just three dollars.

They also have one hell of a way of promoting that happy hour. Or had.

According to Brooklyn Vegan, Baby's dressed up a dude who had been drinking for about three hours in a giant taco costume and had him skateboard around town holding a sign promoting those $1 tacos. Along the way, they had him skate down the pedestrian ramp of the Williamsburg Bridge.

What could possibly go wrong?

Both the drunk dude on the skateboard and the guy behind the wheel of the car that eventually stopped the skateboarding taco were OK after the accident, but the driver seemed a bit stunned afterwards, saying something to the effect of, "I have no idea what happened to me because a taco in a skateboard just crashed into me."

It's hard to get any dumber than dressing up as a taco and skateboarding into oncoming traffic, but this was pretty close: Complete Idiot Steps Out Onto Race Track and Gets Hit by Drifting Car

 

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Girl Escapes Underage Drinking Ticket By Beating Cop at Rock-Paper-Scissors

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What you are about to see is the face of pure and total elation:


According to Total Frat Move, this miracle took place at this past weekend's Chilifest, an annual chili cook-off festival outside of Texas A&M's College Station that raises money for charity, but in reality is just a huge party. Apparently, the girl in the blue shirt was about to be busted for underage drinking, but the campus police officer (or possibly Snook, TX police officer) was willing to give her a "get out of ticket free card" if she could simply beat him in a game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.

Fortunately for our hero, she went with Rock and the cop chose Scissors. Rock beats Scissors, and the rest is history. Now, let's have another look:

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Kudos to this girl for winning under pressure, but it would be rude of us to not also give props to possibly the coolest police officers in America.

 

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Tina Casciani Proves Less (Clothing) is More

Abigail Ratchford Uses Her Boobs For Sponges At A Car Wash

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Abigail Ratchford knows how to get our attention: with her big, busty patriotism, of course. Oh, and her rock hard nips, too. Nothing is sexier than a girl who can take the stars and stripes and turn them into a wet, hot American car wash. In this hit viral video, Abigail ignores the severe drought problem and goes for the gold as she bounces her star-stamped bikini bottoms and a wet, red top through some soap and suds across some lucky bastard's car. If every day could be like this with Abigail, we'd truly be the proudest Americans this world has seen. Thanks for the red, white and blue balls, Abigail Ratchford.

 

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The Secret To Salma Hayek's Success Has Finally Been Revealed

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It's pretty hard not to be a fan of Salma Hayek. But even if you somehow aren't, you've gotta admit, she's done pretty damn well for herself. She's had a number of roles that created awards buzz as well as a slew of box office successes. So, what's the secret to her success? She doesn't seem to know, but we have a feeling you do.

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12 Ironic Misspellings of 'Education' and Other Learnin' Words

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Last week, we posted a third volume of hilariously ironic photos on Mandatory. Coincidentally, that very same day--after announcing his 2016 presidential run--Kentucky Senator Rand Paul provided us with another perfect example of irony when his new website featured the word "education" misspelled in its education section. Hey, typos happen, but when they occur on signs, books and even diplomas that are meant to encourage learning, it's just downright funny.

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The 12 Hottest TV Moms of Today

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Mother's Day is already less than a month away, and how can we better pay tribute to all the mothers out there than to celebrate some of the hottest moms on television? We simply cannot. From newer shows like "Veep" and "Bates Motel" to fading classics like "Mad Men," see which TV moms of today have us fantasizing about them.

January Jones (Betty Francis on "Mad Men")
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She may have been fazed out a little when she dropped the Draper name, but nobody forgets January Jones when they speak of "Mad Men." In addition to her role as the overbearing mother of Sally, Bobby and Gene and housewife of Henry Francis, January Jones has recently made a sexy splash on "The Last Man on Earth" opposite Will Forte in a hilarious role is which she's trying to make more babies (just not with Forte). Let's just hope there's plenty more of Betty in the final episodes of "Mad Men."

Christina Hendricks (Joan Harris on "Mad Men")
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Not only is Christina Hendricks one of the hottest women on "Mad Men", but she's easily one of the hottest moms on TV. Between strange duck, Bob Benson, and our ace man, Roger Sterling, these two guys are soaking up all the attention of TV's most voluptuous, hardworking red-headed mama.

Julie Bowen (Claire Dunphy on "Modern Family")
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There's no way Julie Bowen has three children in real life, not with that body (but she really does!). We loved her since the first time we saw "Happy Gilmore," but the love hasn't stopped. The matriarch of the Dunphy family (with husband Phil and kids Haley, Alex and Luke) has only made our love fester into a strange mommy fetish for the modern mom of the century, Claire Dunphy.

Sofia Vergara (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett on "Modern Family")
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Her accent might suck, but that's not all that sucks about Sofia Vergara, if you recall her infamous quote on the "Celebrities Read Meat Tweets" segment on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" last spring. For those of you who haven't seen Jay Pritchett's hot babe of a wife on "Modern Family" lately, she's only getting hotter.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Selina Meyer on "Veep")
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She might have been a picky yada yada yada on "Seinfeld," but Julia is all grown up (kind of) as Vice President of the United States on her hit show "Veep." She may be filthy rich, but she's still got it. Here's hoping she busts out the Elaine dance as Selina Meyer for all the people who were dumb enough not to watch "Seinfeld" ad nauseam.

Portia de Rossi (Lindsay Bluth Funke on "Arrested Development")
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The fourth season of "Arrested Development" might've been a bummer for a lot of people, despite landing a renewal for a fifth season on Netflix, but getting a good look at Portia de Rossi makes that endless streaming all worthwhile as she stumbles through poor parenting of Maeby with her ridiculous sidekick, Tobias.

Alexandra Breckenridge (Jessie Anderson on "The Walking Dead")
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An unexpected surprise in the fifth season of "The Walking Dead" was the addition of the suburban blonde mom, Jessie Anderson, who has Rick wanting to land his lips on. She must be one of the hottest moms on TV, because our fearless former sheriff didn't waste much time on wasting her husband.

Emilia Clarke (Daenerys Targaryen, "Game of Thrones")
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With an ever-growing fan base, viewers agree that "Game of Thrones" is one of the most addictive shows on TV right now, and one of the hot mamas is Emilia Clarke in her role as Khaleesi. If anything, she's the reason we keep watching. She's not just the "Mother of Dragons," she's the excuse everyone gives for nerding out over "Game of Thrones."

Pamela Adlon (Pamela on "Louie")
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What started as child playdates quickly blossomed into a love interest for the incredibly awkward Louie. Formerly the spunky little pint-sized Marcy Runkle on "Californication," Pamela plays herself on "Louie" as the love interest he let go, that is, before he started dating girls who don't speak a lick of English.

Wendi McLendon-Covey (Beverly Goldberg on "The Goldbergs")
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Don't let the '80s hair and getup fool you. This modern day Peggy Bundy--yes, we know the show is also set back nearly 30 years ago--used to be hot to trot on "Reno 911!" and you know it's only a matter of time before this windbreaker-loving, stay-at-home mom is stopping traffic with bags of groceries under her arms. Opposite Jeff Garland, she's one of the funniest moms to boot on one of the most underrated comedies on television.

Shanola Hampton (Veronica Fisher on "Shameless")
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It's easy to add V to the list when she's showing off the goods in nearly every episode of Showtime's "Shameless" family dramedy. After a topsy turvy year for her and Kevin, we're just glad to see them get back to public fornication. The only trouble is we can't decide which scene we like this sexy TV mom more in: her in the nurse outfit or covered in Post-it notes just waiting to becoming unstuck. Either way, she's our favorite girl side character, and her hot mom status has something to do with it.

Vera Farmiga (Norma Bates on "Bates Motel")
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An under-the-radar actress is the pretty-eyed Vera who plays Norman Bates' mother, Norma, in the TV adaptation of "Psycho." Though the mother in the film is quite terrifying (and you know, dead), Vera is actually quite easy on the eyes. Well, for now.

 

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Moving In With Your Girlfriend: Expectations vs. Reality

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Dating can be rough, which is why it's such a great feeling to finally meet that special girl who you want to be with forever. When this happens, a series of relationship milestones take place that ultimately lead to a very big step--moving in together. But the great expectations you have for living with your girlfriend are usually not met, and what you get is a strong dose of dating reality instead.

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More: Conversations With Your Buddies Change A Lot In Your 30s

 

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