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Porn Star Bonnie Rotten Goes Topless In NYC

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Porn Star Bonnie Rotten Took Over Manhattan Topless
Porn Star Bonnie Rotten decided to entertain the lovely folks of New York City by walking around topless for her photo shoot for Inked Magazine. People were more than happy to stare and interact, and they were able to keep their manners even while asking if they could get a "close up" of her nipple.

Bonnie had a fantastic attitude about the whole thing even while knowing that most of these people have had a great time with her videos.

 

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A Man's Spending Habits Are Very Different On Payday vs. Any Other Day

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There's nothing like payday. Your bank account is at its absolute fullest. All of your hard work from the past week or two has paid off (literally), and you feel like you can do anything. Your bills and other responsibilities can wait; it's time to have some fun. Tomorrow, though? Well, that's another story.

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Meet the 10 Newest Victoria's Secret Angels

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Victoria's Secret never ceases to impress us, and with 10 new angels for us to meet, it's only getting better in 2015. Mandatory favorites Stella Maxwell, Lais Ribeiro, Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt and Jasmine Tookes are met by some more friendly faces and sexy bodies, including Kate Grigorieva, Taylor Hill, Jac Jagaciak and Romee Strijd. But don't you dare forget Sara Sampaio. She's my favorite. Welcome the latest additions to the Victoria's Secret Angels squad. Now, I need a clean pair of shorts.

 

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Teacher Fired After Her Students Discover She's A Porn Star

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Sounds like a Czech teacher wanted to hand out more than pop quizzes as she has been fired after her "side job" was discovered by her students.

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A still unnamed 35-year-old teacher was recently fired from her job as a teacher after students learned (and boy did they learn) that their teacher was involved in a "casting couch"-style porn video and decided to share it with anyone with an Internet connection and hopes of reaching puberty.

Of course word got out to the student's parents, thus killing any chance the teacher wanted to be a teacher of the year nominee.

The teacher, who calls herself "Lucie" in the video, told local media that during filming she was drugged with cocaine, and that it was a "narcotic substance" that made her feel a little bit too relaxed.

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Nevertheless, the school's director had to let the teacher go, saying "I'm sorry, but we had to say goodbye to her."

Although I'm sure many people will be saying hello to her later in their Internet searches.

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Via Elite Daily

 

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Ekaterina Zalitko Makes Yoga Look Very Appealing For Men

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Ekaterina Zalitko is making her mark in the film industry in a sexy way with big budget spectacles like "Guardians of the Galaxy" and "Jupiter Ascending" (starring Mila Kunis), but this week we'll give you a lesson from Ekaterina's latest work with FHM. In an instructional video parody of spiritual voice-overs for yoga poses, we get a glimpse of how worthwhile a monthly membership might be if this beautiful Siberian sweetheart were involved. With a brown belt in karate and an ass that never quits, enjoy this spoof on standard yoga videos where the voice-overs are drowned out by a beautiful girl and her tight little yoga bum.

 

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10 People Who Failed Miserably At Talking About Sex on Social Media

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We've seen time and time again that there are some incredibly idiotic people aimlessly posting away on their various social media accounts. Today's focus is on the clueless people who made attempts at discussing sex or talking dirty but just ended up failing miserably.


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(via Happy Place)

 

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Celebrate Cinco de Mayo With These Tequilas and Cocktails

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Cinco de Mayo is one of those holidays that is so great because you don't have to do anything stressful or serious. You just have to relax and enjoy good times with friends in order to commemorate some battle the Mexicans won over the French in 1862. Awesome, right? So bust out the chips and salsa and, most importantly, consider these tequila and margarita options to jump-start your Cinco de Mayo celebrations.

TEQUILAS:

Maestro Dobel Silver Tequila (in a Guitar Case)

For the rockstars out there who appreciate a sleek and sexy bottle of tequila.

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Designed exclusively by rocker Perry Farrell of Jane's Addiction, it's an unbelievably smooth double distilled Silver tequila produced in small batches for unique character and taste profiles. And the guitar case makes a welcome addition to any bar. Available nationwide for $41.99.


Hornitos Lime Shot
Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with the full margarita experience all in the form of one shot.
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Hornitos(R) Lime Shot combines the salt + tequila + lime ritual but cuts out the work -- the blender, the ice and the mixers -- in the process to deliver a 100% agave taste of traditional tequila.

Serve the shot chilled and in a salt-rimmed shot glass for the ultimate Cinco experience. You will love the zesty lime flavor and hint of salt for a sinfully smooth shot. Available nationwide for $19.99.


COCKTAIL RECIPES:

The Golden Margarita

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Ingredients:
2 oz of Maestro Dobel Reposado Tequila
1 oz Fresh Lime Juice
1/2 oz Agave Nectar
4 dashes of Angostura Bitters
4 dashes of Chocolate Bitters

Preparation:
Combine ingredients over ice, shake and serve in coupe. Add Angostura and chocolate bitters.


Black Diamond Margarita
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Ingredients:
2 oz. Maestro Dobel Tequila
1 part Fresh Lime Juice
1/2 part Agave Nectar

Preparation:
Combine ingredients, rim with black Hawaiian sea salt and serve in a rocks glass.


1800 Rita Heyworth
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Ingredients:
2 oz 1800 Silver Tequila
1 oz Bitterman's Amer Nouvelle
1 oz Lillet blanc
2 dashes Fee Bros. Aromatic bitters

Preparation:
Stir, served up in a coupe. Garnish with whole lime twist


Basil Hayden's Bourbon Margarita
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Ingredients:
5 parts Basil Hayden's Bourbon
3 3/4 parts Grand Marnier
3 3/4 parts Rose's Lime Juice or fresh lime juice
5 parts sour mix

Preparation:
Mix or shake until combined. Chill and serve. Serves 3-4.


The Little Devil
For those folks who aren't a fan of tequila but want to celebrate with Mexican inspiration.

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Ingredients:
2 oz Reyka Vodka
1 1/2 oz Ancho Reyes Chile Liqueur (comes straight from Mexico)
1 oz Fresh Lemon Juice
1/2 oz Maple Syrup Grade B

Preparation:
Combine ingredients, shake and serve in highball glass over ice. Garnish with Lemon Wheel.


HANGOVER CURE:
After the fiestas fade, there's nothing better to look forward to than curing your Cinco de Mayo hangover with a Mexican brunch, courtesy of Tabasco.

Scrambled Egg Enfrijoladas (makes 6 servings)
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Ingredients:
1 tablespoon vegetable oil
1/2 cup chopped white onion
2 cloves garlic, minced
3 cups beans (cooked or canned, pinto or black)
2 teaspoons Tabasco Original Red Sauce
2 1/4 cups chicken stock, preferably homemade or reduced-sodium canned or boxed
Salt to taste
10 eggs
1/2 cup vegetable oil
12 corn tortillas

Garnish:
1/2 cup Ranchero cheese, crumbled
1/2 cup Mexican crema
1/4 white onion, thinly sliced
1 or 2 avocados, sliced

Optional:
1 (6-ounce) piece chorizo, crumbled into small pieces and well cooked

Preparation:
- Heat oil in large frying pan. Add onion and garlic, and sauté for 5 minutes. Add beans, Tabasco Sauce, stock and salt. Cook another 5 minutes. Transfer to a blender jar and puree until smooth.
- Cook scrambled eggs. Set aside.
- Pour oil into a medium frying pan over medium-high heat. When hot, using tongs, quickly pass the tortillas through the hot oil to coat them. Drain on a paper towel.
- Fill each tortilla with approximately 2 tablespoons of scrambled egg and tightly roll up. Place tortillas in a shallow serving dish and cover with bean sauce. Garnish with cheese, crema, onion, avocado and optional chorizo.

 

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Acts Out All Of His Films In Six Minutes

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The Late Late Show with James Corden has created a bit that involves famous actors running through their entire film catalogue with terrible props. And it's awesome. He got Tom Hanks to do it and now he got Arnold Schwarzenegger involved. The 6 minute mini-movie marathon touches on everything from Twins to Terminator to Junior to Total Recall to Terminator 2. I'm pretty sure they crammed damn near every famous line from Arnold's career into this thing. (I'm also pretty sure I'll never be able to get this disturbing rendition of the famous True Lies dance scene out of my brain.)

 

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Cheaters Being Exposed On Facebook Is Sweet Karma

Famous Folks With Exotic Pets

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It's not enough to have a normal pet when you're rich and famous; you've got to get some ridiculously exotic animal in your home or on your shoulder to draw even more attention to yourself. To all the celebrities with their pet octopuses and pot-bellied pigs, we say this: Rescue a dog like a normal person, you lunatics. Actually, these are pretty cool pets. We're just jealous.

Paris Hilton's Kinkajou
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Carrying a puppy in a purse worth more than dog turds dunked in gold, Paris Hilton graduated to the magical kingdom of kinkajou ownership. Kinkajous are the real life honey bear, a rainforest mammal relative to raccoons and olingos, only way cuter. That's probably why she got it -- "that's hot" -- and had nothing to do with the fact that it could eat her alive. Eventually, the kinkajou bit her and she was rushed to the emergency room, claiming "stupid f**king monkey just bit me." Wait, who's the stupid one here?

Megan Fox's Pig, Piggy Smalls
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In 2009, Megan Fox reportedly moved into a large estate where she constructed her own private animal kingdom, which consisted of five dogs, two cats, two birds, a squirrel and a pot-bellied pig named Piggy Smalls. Lucky friggin' animals.

George Clooney's Pot-Bellied Pig
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"Tomorrowland" star George Clooney also had a pot-bellied pig of his own named Max. In 2006, Max passed away, weighing nearly 300 pounds.

Nicolas Cage's Octopus
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In addition to having some rare cobra snakes, the "Adaptation" actor also dropped $150k on a pet octopus, one of the most expensively exotic pet's of the celebrity populous.

Mike Tyson's Tiger
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The former boxer turned actor at one time had seven -- not one, but seven -- Bengal tigers, which ran Tyson about $4,000 each month. The tiger in "The Hangover" film was reportedly Tyson's, but around the time he had the full seven Bengals, a man who broke into his home got his arm ripped off (in real life) before the city of Las Vegas took them away. He also has a pigeon coup, which really balances out the tiger thing.

Reese Witherspoon's Asses
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The "Wild" actress apparently wasn't adorable enough; she had to go and get herself a pair of adorable donkeys, too. The baby asses, Honky and Tonky, are not the only pets of hers. Witherspoon also has two pigs, three goats, 20 chickens, three dogs and her very own pony. If the donkeys weren't pissing off the neighbors, one of those others sure will. What an ass!

Kirstie Alley's Lemurs
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The "Cheers" actress was well known as the punching bag of the overweight joke community, but she's created a new attraction for people with her pet lemurs, Madagascar's nearly fictional looking primate. Alley is said to have spent nearly $40k each year on her three lemurs.

Vanilla Ice's Wallaroo
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In 2004, Vanilla Ice's pet wallaroo, Bucky Buckaroo, and goat got loose in his local Florida town. A wallaroo is a cross of a wallaby and kangaroo, and Ice's scratched a woman then kicked her car before animal control picked it up. He also owned a monkey and a lynx. Elvis Presley also had a kangaroo.

Justin Bieber's Capuchin Monkey
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In 2013, Bieber's pet monket, Mally, was confiscated in Germany while the pop singer was on tour for lacking the necessary paperwork to have the monkey with him. It appears Bieber saw one too many episodes of "Friends," and the monkey was taken in by a German zoo who requested money from Bieber to care for the animal. Or perhaps it was some sort of a lazy pet owner/douche tax. The monkey reunion in the photo from Justin Bieber's roast was reportedly a hoax.

Miley Cyrus' Micro Pig
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The pig-tailed singer got a matching piglet of her own named Bubba Sue. In 2014, Cyrus posted a photo of herself giving her pet a pedicure, sparking worry that this piglet pedi may have been a step too close to animal torture. Other things in the news besides the number of people with no lives dramatically increasing, it appears Miley's piglet is now a fat pig. Miley has chickens, too. That's not as exotic, but still weird.

Kristen Stewart's Wolf Dog
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The "Twilight" star got a werewolf of her own when she found her pet wolf dog, Jack. Her mother actually raises the hybrid animals, which are legal in certain states, and Kristen's was the eldest of the pack. Makes you wonder who she was really rooting for in that little vampire saga. Actually, it does not.

The Kardashians' Chimp
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If you didn't think this family was ridiculous before, back in 2009 the Kardashians adopted a chimpanzee, Suzy, after a show biz monkey had just viciously attacked its owner days prior. The family claims the photos posted of the monkey were about six months old, and it was just inconvenient timing. Does anybody else here feel like they're reading TMZ.com? Who cares, moving on!

Leonardo DiCaprio's Tortoise
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The wolf of Wall Street paid a modest 400 bucks for his pet tortoise. In 2010, Leo visited Anaheim's North American Reptiles Breeders Conference and Trade Show where the African spurred tortoise was held. Its name remains unknown, but the reptile was seven years old and weighed 45 pounds. It can possibly grow up to 200 pounds and live as long as 80 years.

Steven Tyler's Raccoon
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The Aerosmith frontman had a pet raccoon named Bandit in his Massachusetts home. Despite their aggressive stereotype, raccoons are apparently legal to own and are trained in the same manner as most dogs, however commonly using a litter box for potty training. Tyler claims he put the 'coon on his shoulder when he went fishing every day.

 

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Guy Asks For Sex With Emojis on Tinder, Girl Gives Perfect Emoji Reply

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In a few years, emojis will replace English and become our new primary language, so it isn't a surprise when people (mainly men) use emojis in order to come off as cute or clever. That's exactly what one guy did when he used emojis in order to convince a woman to have sex with him.

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Going by the above, it looks like the guy is asking Amanda for a make out session, followed by sex, which will then follow with pizza, which will then follow with Amanda's parents handing out "Missing" fliers. Although that last part isn't shown in emojis.

Amanda of course followed with the perfect response that should scare off any man:

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Looks like Amanda replied with dates, falling for each other, marriage, the death of this "creative" guy, followed by all his money going to her. And since they would be married, I don't know how much sex that guy would actually get anyway, so yes, this is not a happy ending at all for him.

Via Someecards

 

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Kentucky Man Still Delivers Pizza On Time Despite Getting Stabbed

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It's still early, but you have to think this guy just locked up the "Employee of the Month" award.

According to WLKY, a 25-year-old pizza delivery guy in Louisville was recently stabbed and carjacked, but that didn't stop him from delivering his pies on time.


Police said Josh Lewis was delivering several pizzas from Spinelli's Pizzeria to Norton Hospital Sunday afternoon when some asshole stabbed him in the back and drove off in his Jeep Cherokee. Despite the attack, Lewis still managed to make it to the emergency room to drop off the pizzas before collapsing on the floor.

The stabbing left Lewis with a collapsed lung, and he was rushed to University Hospital for surgery. As of Monday, doctors said Lewis was in stable condition and expected to recover.

But all of this begs the question, What in the hell is going on at Norton Hospital? I mean for starters, who has the stones to order pizzas in the emergency room? And then who misses out on a chance to give the driver the tip of a lifetime in the form of emergency surgery but sends him off to some other hospital to get it done instead?

Pizza delivery guys don't often get stabbed, but they do have to deal with people's crap on a regular basis: The Best 'Special Instructions' Pizza Deliveries, Vol. 2

 

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The White Girl's Guide To Celebrating Cinco de Mayo

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What better reason is there for white people all over the country to spend a day of neglecting responsibilities and drinking like Andre the Giant than a celebration of a historical Mexican war victory? If you're a white girl, this is your moment to shine. You finally get a moment to cut loose and be wild. You know, unlike every weekend, holiday, family gathering, birthday, and happy hour. If you're unsure of the proper way to celebrate Cinco de Mayo as a white female, don't worry, here's an easy to follow step-by step-guide.

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1. It's a celebration of Mexican heritage, so OBVIOUSLY the first thing you need is a giant sombrero! OMG Samantha you look ADORBS!

2. Make sure that sombrero is either bedazzled or has some super cute colors in it because if it doesn't match your top, you're gonna look basic as hell. Looking at you, Melissa, ya big skank! Lol jk jk.

3. Want to REALLY stand out? Have you and all your ladies draw mustaches on your fingers! That way you can take HILAR group Instagram pics that no one else has EVER done!

4. If you don't want to draw on your hand, you can always just get a tiny mustache to keep on your face the WHOLE time! LMAO who comes up with this stuff? I can't even, Whitney!


5. Since you're going with authenticity in your look, make certain you wear traditional Mexican colors. You know, neon pink, regular pink, neon yellow, neon blue, leopard, and whatever color the skirt was that Haley had on last week, because OMFG I literally died.

6. Are you going to be doing shots? UM, HELLO? YAAASSSS! But what's the point of simply taking a shot if you don't woo loudly after it and make certain everyone in the bar is looking at you? Hashtag no thanks!


7. You can't JUST do shots, (unless you're Tiffani, who is a TOTAL lush) so be sure to celebrate our neighbors to the south with an authentic Mexican drink like Bud Light's Lime-A-Rita! Now they make a Raz-Ber-Rita and tbh it's PERF!

8. Sure you're surrounded by your best friends, and there's no one else you'd rather be with, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't spend at least 80% of the time staring at your cell phone. Facebook isn't going to mindlessly scroll itself, is it?


9. Seriously though, any part of your body that you can cover with a sombrero, do it. Have you ever seen someone in black face? Think of that, but Mexican. OMG you are so on fleek, I can't even make eye contact with you, Jessica!

10. You know what goes great with traditional Mexican attire? MICHAEL KORS' HEELS, BB! Of course you're going to fall and you're going to have blisters and every step you take will cause a pain so deep it may affect future generations of your lineage, but GIRL YOU ARE ROCKIN THOSE THINGS!

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11. You're going to do one of these three things, so prepare accordingly:
- Cry
- Throw up
- Cry about throwing up

That's why you HAVE to bring eyeliner for touch ups and mints for your breath. You'll need them while shouting, "WHERE'S MY PHONE? CAN SOMEONE GO GET KATIE? I NEED TO TALK TO KATIE. SERIOUSLY, WHOEVER TOOK MY PHONE, IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

12. Some people think the most important part is just to have fun, and while that's somewhat true, the only vital step is, even if you hate everyone around you, get a CUTE AF group photo that shows a little midriff, gets the good side of your face, compliments your highlights, and will make it seem like your life is perfect. If it doesn't get at least 40 likes on Instagram, you're basic and gross.

 

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Watch This Soldier Drop a Fake Grenade in His Humvee as a Prank

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This video is older than we are, but it's finally getting the viral attention it deserves because it's so damn funny.

Several soldiers riding in their Humvee a few years ago probably needed a change of shorts after one of their comrades pranked them by dropping a fake grenade on the floor.


Of course, it's never a good thing when one of the guys you're pranking is behind the wheel of a motor vehicle and runs away from his post because he thinks his Humvee is about to explode. But hey, these guys often need a reason to laugh more than others, and it seems like they got quite the chuckle out of this one.

It's tough to top clowns who crush the skulls of fake corpses, though: This Killer Clown Scare Prank Will Give You Nightmares

 

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Student Busted Spitting and Putting Window Cleaner in Roommates' Food

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Student Caught Spitting on Roommate's Food

And you thought your roommate who plays guitar at 3 in the morning is bad.

According to Columbia police, a 22-year-old University of South Carolina student named Hayley King was arrested for unlawful, malicious tampering with human drug product or food after her roommates caught her spitting in their food containers and even worse, spraying window cleaner in them.

Investigators reported that King's roommates set up a hidden camera after several arguments with her. They also wanted King to leave their off-campus apartment, but she refused. Then, back in February, King decided that instead of being a better roommate to make amends, she'd try to poison their food instead. Thankfully, their camera caught her in the act.

 

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Woman in a Wheelchair Won a Treadmill on 'The Price is Right'

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Geez. Why not throw in a hiking trip to the Swiss Alps while you're at it?

According to CNBC, a woman in a wheelchair on Tuesday's episode of "The Price is Right" won two prizes thanks to her top-notch pricing skills. The first was a sauna, which is a real treat for anybody as long as they aren't made of ice.

The second prize? You guessed it: A treadmill.


Hundreds of people took to Twitter to express their outrage over what has to be one of the most awkward moments in game show history, even though it was probably just the result of the stage and studio being so small that they rarely have more than one prize package on full display at one time.

Still, producers and studio execs are now going to have to deal with tweets like these for quite some time:



​It's a lot nicer when you give your contestants handjobs instead of antagonizing them with prizes they'll never be able to use: Is This a Japanese Game Show Where Contestants Get Handjobs While Singing Karaoke?

 

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The 9 Most Memorable Movie Orgies

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Like Grandma always said, nothing beats a good orgy. Yet while most of us have never had such an experience of our own, movies have been there to give us a semi-censored glimpse. We're not talking threesomes or foursomes here. This ain't no game of bridge. These are well-attended affairs with multiple bodies that would make our nana proud. Here are nine famous film orgies.

Eyes Wide Shut (1999)
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An uninvited guest dressed in a cloak entering a sprawling mansion with a secondhand, non-transferrable password has just placed himself inside a secret society's wild orgy, and not necessarily the good kind. Instead of the beat of '70s funk and burning joints there is chanting and incense. There are a few naked bodies a-bangin', but most stand around the fine furniture and antiques within the grand rooms watching the sparse action while everyone wears a mask. Take the excitement of group sex and the influential style of one of the greatest directors, Stanley Kubrick, mix in the blandness that Tom Cruise delivers when he's not hanging from an airplane, bar, wire, or spaceship and you've got evidence that when the 1 percenters really orgy, the rest of us might prefer to hit the miniature golf course instead. Less pricey and ornate, but more enjoyable holes and poles indeed. (Photo credit: Warner Brothers/Photofest)

Shortbus (2006)
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What's a NYC sex therapist to do when she's never experienced an orgasm of her own? Follow some patients' advice and check out a weekly underground party celebrating artistic, political, and sexual freedom catering specifically to other misfits and outcasts (including a famous former mayor). John Cameron Mitchell's follow-up to his gender bending musical carnival "Hedwig and the Angry Inch" boasts non-simulated sex acts and was hence slapped with an NC-17 rating with the delight of a BDSM enthusiast. The final scene of this sweet tale about celebrating the sour notes buried within intimate relationships climaxes in a spontaneous sing-along orgy complete with megaphones, cymbals, tubas and perhaps a long overdue O face. (Photo credit: ThinkFilm/Photofest)

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)
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There's nothing not bizarre about this midnight movie phenomenon and that would extend to its orgy scene. When uninvited guests, groupies and living creations decide to turn on the fabulous Dr. Frank N. Furter, like any scientist might, he turns them all to stone statues, places them on his estate's stage, reanimates them in hypnotized states, then starts to sing. The song? One of giving into hedonistic dreams, the perfect foreplay to any orgy, really. And if the now smoky platform can turn into a swimming pool, even better. Here all parties dive in and partake in a wet, wild albeit lingerie clad orgy with delighted musical verse releasing from each one. It's the only transexual, Transylvanian orgy on our list, but nevertheless the best of its kind. (Photo credit: Twentieth Century Fox/Photofest)

Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006)
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When your intended execution instead turns into a massive orgy, you're doing something right. In this film adaptation, a young man with a bionic sense of smell becomes obsessed with capturing the divine scent of women into perfume. On the road to achieving this feat, he, for some reason, needs to murder them to do so. And just to heighten the sense of misogyny, we are expected to consider him the film's protagonist. Anyway, let's get back to the rumpy-pumpy. Our hero/psychopath is about to meet his maker when he unleashes the most beautiful of his perfumes out to the throngs who've shown up at the town square to see a good hanging before heading to the outlet malls -- or wherever people bargain hunted in the 18th Century. So enthralled are they by this ultimate scent that they all drop their waste and petticoats and go at it. Hundreds of them. This by far is our list's largest orgy and maybe an argument for the controversial practice of capital punishment. (Photo credit: DreamWorks/Photofest)

Caligula (1979)
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Romans may not have invented the orgy, but they sure knew how to perfect it. When you're the Emperor of Rome, as Julius Caesar was (or "Caligula" to his buds), you could throw an orgy so off the chain (except for the participating slaves) that anything Wilt Chamberlain might have hosted would be put to shame. Produced by Bob Guccione -- the Emperor of Penthouse Magazine -- this is the wildest of our movie orgies, led by a maniacal commander-in-chief who was clearly not looking to bolster his family values credentials. There are beautiful bodies here, dressed and undressed in flowing Roman garb, a chaotic scene of writhing flesh that mirrors the political chaos this film's version of Caesar thrust upon his empire. (Photo credit: Independent Artists/Photofest)

The Idiots (1998)
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In provocateur director Lars Van Trier's hands, a group of adults' pact to act as mentally challenged idiots in public for kicks takes some truly unsettling turns. For one of the participant's birthday parties, their experiment in shedding all normal inhibitions takes a sexual turn when he requests a gang bang. Clothes are quickly removed and most of the group get their orgy on. While we don't expect the act to crop up in any of the latest Disney offerings, a pattern we're seeing here is that cinematic representations of orgies are reserved for darker narratives. Regardless, "The Idiots" has made us rethink asking for a simple gift certificate on our next birthday. (Photo credit: USA Films/Photofest)

Kids (1995)
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Think growing up in NYC would be a wonderful experience? Twenty years ago director Larry Clark reminded us that this might not be the case. Controversial upon its release for its shocking portrait of city kids painted with broad strokes of alcohol, drug use, peer pressure, sexual abuse and HIV infection, his Big Apple is rotten for sure. At an unsupervised house party, these high schoolers, flanked by shockingly young children emulating their elders' behavior, participate in a dim, sweaty, disheartening orgy. We are spared open scenes of this group sex and any nudity that might accompany it, but just knowing what they're going through is no less graphic. (Photo credit: Miramax/Photofest)

Eating Raoul (1982)
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Our darkness continues, even in this light '80s comedy. A destitute, prudish married couple with no love for sex are thrust into the world of swinging when they realize that killing off what they consider to be depraved perverts can be a very lucrative venture. As we get close to the end of our list, again, there's little beauty in this bacchanal either. No post-coital group pleasure here. Instead, when our murderous couple crash a swanky swingers house party, they see opportunity when all the naked guests spill out of the living room into a large hot tub. The lovemaking lots' good time is ended abruptly when an electric heater is tossed in among them. Once again, the film universe has taken a good old fashioned orgy and brought in a heavy dose of black. (Photo credit: 20th Century Fox/Photofest)

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)
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If an orgy is a good place to meet new friends, how would you handle it if all your old friends are members of your orgy? That's the provocative premise of this Jason Sudekis comedy. When a cherished party house goes on the market, its owner's son, unable to accept his full-blown (no pun intended) adulthood, decides to throw one last theme bash with his friends. His choice: orgy. It's not dark, these aren't misfits, but if your climactic orgy sequence belongs on Comedy Central more than Cinemax, there might be a misfire here (pun intended). It features lots of sarcasm and jokes, the actors are mostly covered up by blankets, pillows, or curtains, and they seem to be eating snacks more than getting biz-ay. Finally, someone adds an orgy to a screwball (not sure about that one) comedy and it ends up feeling like a bad improv contest held at an Ikea. (Photo credit: Youtube)

 

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17 of Our Favorite 'When You See It' Photos

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The majority of people spend a huge portion of their life picking the perfect filter for their photos in order to look amazing and reel in those likes and finally have something their folks can be proud of. But see how long it takes you to spot what's wrong in these photos. #nofilter.

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The 256th "Paranormal Activity" sequel looks good.


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Try to spot the black sheep.


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There's no saving him now.


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I feel awful that it took me so long to spot him.


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I hope this isn't his profile picture on LinkedIn.


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When you know she's materialistic.


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Airline tickets are far too expensive. Save anyway you can.


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On the next "Catfish."


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Wow. Right in front of her husband and kids. No shame.


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Another reason not to eat salad.


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McDonald's new marketing campaign.


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Now you don't have to get them a birthday card.


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They're filming the new "Final Destination" movie.


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She will suggest Chuck E. Cheese's next year.


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This is the last time she agrees to be part of their "Lord of the Flies" play.


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Her mom wasn't happy about the late night run to Walgreens she had to make.


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Still wondering if she was accepted into the sorority.

 

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