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Horniest Dog Ever Has No Idea What He's Doing

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Sorry, Fido. There's more to it than just sniffing butts.

You see, he knows how to get it ready, and that's a really important part of the process, too. But it's not the most important part, and until somebody helps this guy out in that department, he'll never be more than a family of one.


You have to admire the patience and tolerance of the other dog who is anticipating the hump but never gets it. Also, you have to love how the kid filming the "air hump" sesh didn't say "ew" about what he was watching until his father busted him at the end of the clip.

h/t Barstool Sports

Well, now that you're in the mood: Dogs Humping Things: A Very Informative GIF Collection

 

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Two Women and a Kid Get in Giant Brawl Inside Indiana Walmart (NSFW Language)

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Not surprisingly, both "ladies" were sporting gigantic tramp stamps.



Shopping for bargain shampoos at Walmart took a turn for the worse last Thursday when two of Beech Grove's finest punched, wrestled and kicked each other in front of dozens of fellow coupon clippers and kids, including one six-year-old child from hell who was presumably birthed by one of the fighting femmes and who - at the urging of his mother - decided to join in the fracas.

Hell, at one point, the boy's mother tells her son to punch the other woman "in her fucking face," and he obliges.

Both parts of the scrum that were uploaded to YouTube are must-see TV, and they'll make you question why you would ever drop another $100 to watch two professional fighters dance around each other for 12 rounds when you can watch real action like this for free.

Oh, and don't forget: The other woman throwing haymakers and busting out push kicks began her evening in a scooter meant for handicapped shoppers.



We're not sure what's in store for that kid's future, but let's be honest: Odds are it's not a college degree. Not even one from ITT Tech.

h/t Barstool Sports

Here's a woman who not only dishes out tax advice but also headbutts at a Walmart near you: Watch One Woman Headbutt Another in This Epic Walmart Fight (NSFW Language)

 

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Today's Funny Photos

13 Embarrassing Pictures of Dictators

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Sometimes the world's scariest dictators can be caught with their pants down. Sometimes literally. It's always fun to take potshots at bullies, so let's do this thing. We're aware that a some of these are probably photoshopped, but we love them nonetheless. Here are 13 embarrassing pictures of the world's most dangerous leaders, of both the past and today.

Kim Jong-Il
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Here is Kim Jong-il sitting stark naked with a couple of tall boys in sight. What a dad bod, am I right? I'm not sure what he's doing or why he's naked, but one thing is for sure: The person who released that photo is now at the bottom of the ocean.

Saddam Hussein
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A British tabloid in 2005 took the world by storm and released this picture of the long-time Iraqi president kicking it in his parachute tighty whities. The American government got freaked out and went to investigate, finding the picture to be absolutely legit. They fingered the likely culprit as an American soldier who wanted to make big bucks selling a controversial photo.

Adolf Hitler
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I've seen a lot of things in my day, but none quite as special as this. Adolf Hitler. In his lederhosen. Hands on hips. Leaning against a tree. Complete with the signature stache that made him famous, and we have ourselves a classic.

Benjamin Netanyahu
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Netanyahu's not a dictator, but that salute is 100 percent Nazi. I'd give it a nein out of 10.

Vladimir Putin and His Nature Modeling
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Vladimir Putin is obsessed with taking pictures of himself doing things in nature. Just a theory, but I think he thinks it "intimidates" other world leaders into thinking he's a big-time manly rugged outdoorsman that isn't to be messed with.

Here he is riding a pony shirtless obviously flexing his pecs.

King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia
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Two things make His Royalty happier than a camel in oil: Hanging with his buddy George W., and holding hands. I've counted at least six pictures on the Internet of Abdullah walking hand-in-hand with someone. And he always looks giggly.

Hugo Chavez
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Yes, of course it's photoshopped. Benetton, an Italian clothing store, released a controversial marketing campaign called "Unhate." It features President Obama locking lips with everyone's favorite Venezuelan dictator. While fake and likely not a concern for Hugo and Barack, Hugo and Barack probably blushed at the face and thought, "How did they know?"

Idi Amin
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In between killing in the hundreds of thousands and undergoing nasty bouts of corruption, Idi Amin of Ugandan dictator fame enjoyed eating sammies on the beach in a thong. With his legs crossed.

Kim Jung-un and His Miserable Family
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Kim is the only one smiling. That's because the firing squad behind the camera hasn't said, "Cheese!" and made them the happiest family in the world yet.

Fidel Castro
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"West sayid!"

Robert Mugabe
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A few months ago the Internet lost its shit when Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe fell on the red carpet. His saggy bag of 90-year-old bones hit the floor, and teenagers across the world photoshopped him. After the incident 27 of his bodyguards were "punished."

Muammar Gaddafi
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I don't know about you, but this guy was one cool cat in my eyes. Forgetting possible human rights violations and a handful of groping incidents, the guy was gangsta. Love you Muammar.

Putin. Again.
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Really, Putin? You're going to pretend you don't see the camera right in front of you taking your picture as you stare off into the sunset flexing your abs and coyly making that teen idol face? I'm starting to think he's NOT in it for the dolphins and only in it to build his modeling portfolio.

 

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10 Comic Book Movies That Are Better Than the Comics

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You'll often hear people say that "the book was better than the film," but seldom vice versa. Is this simply because those reading instead of watching movies fancy themselves as more intellectual and, hence, always right? Who's to say? In any case, we figure since comics are essentially picture books it puts them on a similar page (no pun intended) with films. That being the case, we feel there are a number of comic book movies that surpass their source material in quality. Of course, you'll be the final judge of that in the comments section.

"Kingsman: The Secret Service" (2014)
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The most recent comic-to-film adaptation on our list, this movie is based on Mark Millar's "The Secret Service" six-issue limited series. While the broad strokes of both are quite similar, it's the changes made to the story and tone in the cinematic version that give it the overall edge. Namely, the film does a much better job mixing the action and comedy than the books, which come off a bit uneven in tone. Furthermore, the movie, while still pretty misogynistic at times (the ending comes to mind), at least adds a prominent female character to the mix who was absent from the source material. It also changed one of the lead villains from male to female and gave her a much more interesting set of skills. Long story short, almost all changes made from the comic were for the better.

"Kick-Ass" (2010)
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Not to keep ripping on Mark Millar, but "Kick-Ass" is another fine example of one of the writer's books being improved upon exponentially as a movie. Interestingly enough, like "Kingsman" it was also directed by Matthew Vaughn. But we digress. The main difference between book and film in this case boils down to pathetic characters. In the comics, both Kick-Ass and fellow hero Big Daddy turn out to be pretty pitiful losers when their stories reach their respective conclusions. In the cinematic version, however, Big Daddy is given a much more interesting background than his comic book counterpart and Kick-Ass gets the girl instead of masturbating to her having sex with someone else (that's seriously what happens in the book). Everything else remains fairly similar, but these tweaks made a heck of a difference in the end.

"Guardians of the Galaxy" (2014)
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Here's where things start to get more difficult. Our first couple of entries were films based on limited series, while "Guardians of the Galaxy" has had several ongoing books since the early '90s. That being the case, you'd think if the comics were any good, people would have been excited to see them finally coming to the big screen instead of confused as to who these characters even were. We're not saying that just because people haven't heard of something that it's of poor quality. However, considering that the movie surpassed nearly everyone's expectations proves their was something much more enticing about it. Plus, since its release, the current run of comics has felt like little more than endless crossovers with other titles as a way to integrate them back into the Marvel system after nearly being forgotten.

"Blade" (1998)
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It's no coincidence that the character of Blade wasn't given his first solo comic series until the same year the movie was released. In many ways, it was a milestone for the adult-oriented comic book film. Prior to this, there had never been an R-rated Marvel superhero flick. The fact that it was successful enough to spawn two sequels says even more about it's quality. Furthermore, the movies were almost a complete revamp (again, no pun intended) of the comic book character, who had previously not had any superhuman abilities besides immunity to vampire bites. Since the films, Blade has been changed significantly to better match the cinematic version. If that's not proof the movies are better, then we don't know what else we can say.

"Thor: The Dark World" (2013)
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The first (and only) sequel you will see on this list, it took a little time for the character and world of Thor to come into its own in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Once it did, though, it far surpassed that of its comic book parallel. Call us crazy, but reading Asgardian dialect is far less interesting than it may seem. Hearing it onscreen, however, isn't nearly as grueling. Speaking of grueling, the decision on the films' part to bypass the Donald Blake identity from the comics altogether proved very much beneficial, with a storyline involving an immortal man cast down to Earth and adopting a human alter-ego being a bit too Superman-esque.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (1990)
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This one is a bit more circumstantial, so hear us out. The comic book version of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles," especially when it were first created, was actually very serious in tone (as serious as such a premise could be taken, at least). To counter this and make it marketable to children, a cartoon series was made which was very silly and added elements such as a love of pizza and surfer accents. With this technique ending in a global phenomenon, it would have been counterproductive to backpedal to a strictly solemn tone again for the movie. Combining elements of both was ultimately the best move and helped mold the TMNT into the characters we know today. Therefore, how could we possibly argue the comic book version as superior when the film was literally the best of both worlds?

"The Mask" (1994)
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Depending on how much you love over-the-top killing sprees, you may disagree with us here. "The Mask" comic book series is some seriously dark stuff. In it, when you put the mask on, it takes control and makes you go crazy and start offing people you don't like. This is still achieved in wacky fashion like the movie, but wacky violent to say the least. Beyond that, the character of Stanley Ipkiss, played by Jim Carrey in the cinematic version, winds up dead fairly quickly in the books once he takes the mask off and his girlfriend kills him for murdering all those people. In the end, we say a premise such as this is another case of being too goofy not to be kid friendly. Hence, we have to side with the film's approach. Or maybe Jim Carrey can simply do no wrong (spoiler alert: that's a lie).

"Sin City" (2005)
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The film version of "Sin City" is still one of the best translations from page to screen ever pulled off. For a comic book which visually seemed impossible to duplicate in live-action form, it was done so perfectly that you felt like you were reading the books all over again. That said, there was very little deviation between the two in terms of story and for once that's actually not a bad thing. Who wouldn't want to see their favorite comic book perfectly converted to a third dimension?

"Watchmen" (2009)
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You can't make a list such as this without stirring the pot, and our decision to throw "Watchmen" out there will surely be met with mixed response. Without getting into the political climate at the time the book was released (which certainly would have affected those who read it back then much more deeply), let us simply say that for a book that most fans thought could never be translated to the big screen, it was pulled off spectacularly. It streamlined the parts that lagged a bit in the books and turned the action sequences into something much more exciting from a visual standpoint. Of course, the best reason to consider this film better than the comics (if you don't want to spit on us for even suggesting it) is the performance by Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach. Sometimes, the right actor for a role makes all the difference.

"Iron Man" (2008)
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Sometimes, the right actor for a role makes all the difference. Yeah, we know we are just repeating the last thing we said, but it was meant for emphasis. Regardless of what you thought of Iron Man comics up until the release of this film, you couldn't possibly argue against Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark. He is the character, and any actor or even writer who takes on the role in the future will surely use his performance as their basis. The man single-handedly got the MCU off on the right foot, and there is no way any Iron Man past or future will top him.

 

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23 Amazing Tattoos Every Nerd Will Absolutely Love

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If you're going to get a tattoo, it had better be something you're prepared to be passionate about for the rest of your life, because it's not going anywhere. These guys and girls decided to avoid the barbed wire and tribal armbands and embrace their true inner geek and we couldn't be happier. Here are 23 amazing tattoos every nerd will absolutely love.

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Freak your friends out by setting this as their background and making them think their cursor has frozen up.

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Any tattoo that requires a degree to explain might be considered a little much.

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If you're going to get a tattoo of Mario, it had better be of him in mid-flight after you found a leaf power up. That's the rule.

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How bad is this triggering your OCD right now? It's consuming my soul.

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Nothing like a permanent alien trying to escape from your body to compliment a nipple piercing.

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If you question why anyone would get a Bioshock tattoo, you clearly have not played Bioshock.

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Flip flop weather is going to be particularly uncomfortable if you're around people who are going to constantly ask you to do spells for them.

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When I scan this on my smart phone do I also get one of those adorable leg bracelets?

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Every robot he meets just laughs and laughs about this one.

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It's like the chalkboard from "Good Will Hunting" took human form.

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Now everyone is going to ask you for the wifi password and you won't know if they actually want it or if it's a bad pickup line.

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That is a very large and permanent tribute to the default computer lingo that pops up when you're building a website.

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Nothing says true love like HTML code, does it?

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Every few years she'll need to go in and add a little XP to the Experience bar, until they finally fill it completely in at her funeral.

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You'd better be ready to talk about "Toy Story" for a long time or have a VERY good friend named Andy to attempt something like this.

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At least it's one less move you have to memorize on Street Fighter 2, right?

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You've never cheered for Pac-man to eat all the dots before the ghosts catch him harder than you are right now.

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If Voldemort sees this, he is going to be so upset with you.

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When you're in an argument all you have to do is hold up your arm and start covering each sound wave instead of having to ask them to be quiet.

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Even the people who created WordPress aren't that passionate about WordPress.

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If you're talking about the game of getting reputable employment, then yes; that game is very much over.

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You'd better hope Ben Affleck does a really good job or they reboot the movies very quickly because this one could get disappointing.

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If you don't play Portal or see him holding both wrists up, it sort of looks like he just really enjoys restroom signs.

 

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These Perfectly Timed Photos Result In Crazy Limbs

10 Hidden Treasures You Could Still Find

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Working for a living sucks. It would be way cooler to just be set for life with one big score. We've got some good news for you, buddy -- it's possible. All you have to do is dig up one of the ten hidden treasures listed below. Yes, these caches of valuable material are just waiting to be discovered by a clever treasure hunter. Why shouldn't it be you?

Lake Guatavita Treasure
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The societies of Central and South America prized gold as a ritual substance and used it in a number of ways. For European invaders who valued the metal for commerce and decoration, seeing all that gold squandered was tough to deal with. The Musica people, in what is now Colombia, performed rites around the small mountain Lake Guatavita in the Andes. A tribal ruler was coated in gold dust and sent out onto the lake on a raft, which he would then dive off to wash the gold away. Other people would throw gold and jewels in after him. The Colombian government has forbidden treasure seekers from draining or otherwise exploring the lake, but you won't let a little thing like that stop you, right? (Photo credit: Mathrong via Flickr CC)

The Lost Faberge Eggs
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The rulers of Russia pre-Communism loved to flaunt their expensive tastes, and one of their most notorious purchases was the commissioning of 50 jeweled Easter eggs from Peter Carl Faberge. The Russian Revolution scattered them to the wind, as symbols of decadence were no longer cool in the U.S.S.R. The Faberge eggs are worth millions each, and most of them are in museums around the world. Seven, however, are still out there. One was found at a rummage sale by a scrap dealer in 2014 and sold for some $40 million. Jackpot! (Photo credit: Ctj71081 via Flickr CC)

The Treasure of La Noche Triste

Spain's colonization of Central and South America was fueled by the country's vampiric desire for gold. The New World had lots of the shiny stuff, and the King of Spain wanted it all. Herman Cortes was their man on the ground, and one night in 1520 things slipped away from him. The Spaniards had been holding the Aztec king Moctezuma II hostage, but on June 30 he died, sending the capital of Tenochtitlan into chaos. Cortes and his men had to retreat, leaving behind a massive amount of treasure. When they returned the next year, all of the gold was gone. The most popular theory is that the Aztecs threw it into Lake Texoco, where it was buried in the silt and then built over by what is now Mexico City. (Photo credit: Wikimedia Commons)

John Dillinger's Stash
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One of the biggest pains about being a criminal is that you have to take extreme measures to hide your ill-gotten gains. John Dillinger was one of the most notorious public enemies America has ever seen, and his exploits are legend. He and his gang knocked over a bank in northwestern Ohio and fled to the farm of Harry Pierpont. With the cops on their tail, they knew they had to stash the loot, so they buried it somewhere on the property. Unfortunately for Dillinger and his gang, all of the participants in the robbery were either killed or jailed before they could return to Pierpont's farm, meaning some $200,000 is still under the ground. (Photo credit: Computer Wallpapers)

The Golden Owl
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Not all of these treasures have been lost for centuries; some of them were hidden in our lifetimes. Case in point: La Chouette D'Or, the Golden Owl. This bronze bird was hidden somewhere in France by a man named Max Valentin in April 1993. Valentin, working with sculptor Michael Becker, created eleven clues to the owl's location, and promised the finder a prize worth 1 million francs. More than 20 years later, the owl has not been found, and Valentin passed away in 2009 so he can't give any hints. There have been a number of scandals around the search, most notably in 1995 when a deranged treasure hunter tried to blow up a church because he thought the owl was buried beneath it. (Photo credit: La Chouette)

Bighorn River Treasure
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Putting valuable metals on a boat seems like a recipe for disaster, but back in the old days that was the most reliable way to transport your treasure. In 1876, Captain Grant Marsh was sent to relieve embattled general George Armstrong Custer with men and supplies, taking a riverboat down the Bighorn River. Unfortunately, Custer's men were wiped out before he got there, and Marsh had to use his vessel to ferry them back for medical care. The weight of all that humanity was too great, so Marsh was forced to jettison much of his cargo into the river, including a reported $375,000 worth of gold entrusted to him by miners who feared Sioux attacks. It's supposedly still down there if you feel like diving. (Photo credit: Wikimedia Commons)

Mosby's Treasure
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The Civil War saw many old families with lots of money displaced and destroyed, and not all of their possessions ever came home. As the story goes, in 1863 Confederate colonel John Mosby routed a Union regiment at the Fairfax County Courthouse in Virginia. The Northern boys had been guarding a burlap sack full of jewelry and coins taken from area planters, and Mosby gladly took custody of the treasure trove. On their way back to camp, Mosby's scouts spotted a massive deployment of Union soldiers and, panicking, the colonel buried his swag somewhere in the Virginia woods. He never returned to dig it up, and treasure hunters are still looking for it to this day. (Photo credit: Blue Viking63 via Flickr CC)

The Fenn Treasure
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In 2010, art dealer Forrest Fenn decided to make a name for himself in a truly bizarre way. He bought an old bronze chest and stuffed it full of priceless artifacts, including Chinese jade, gold dust, a 17th century emerald ring and more. The estimated total worth of the chest sits between $2 and $3 million, and it's somewhere in the Rocky Mountains north of Santa Fe, New Mexico. Fenn wrote a cryptic poem that supposedly contains nine clues to its location. Thousands of people have tried to find Fenn's treasure, but so far none have succeeded. He's since given a few more clues out, so follow the trail and maybe you'll get lucky. (Photo credit: James St. John via Flickr CC)

The Lake Toplitz Gold
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During World War II, the Axis powers looted many of Europe's wealthiest areas, absconding with a fortune worth of precious metals, jewels and artwork. While much of it was recovered after the war and returned to its original owners, there is still a significant amount missing. One of the most tempting treasures allegedly lies at the bottom of Lake Toplitz in Austria. Rumors of a Nazi convoy dumping loads of crates into the lake started circulating in 1945, but a large wooden platform in between the surface and the lake bed has made exploration extremely difficult. Many believe that a large amount of stolen gold is down there somewhere. (Photo credit: Blogspot)

The Dead Sea Scrolls Treasure
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The discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls in the 1940s was a massive boon to archaeologists and historians, giving an incredible view into the culture of the Middle East from 408 BC to seven hundred years later. But one of those scrolls has become an obsession for treasure hunters. What's known as the Copper Scroll was dug up in 1952, and once it was opened and translated, scholars discovered that it described the locations of multiple deposits of silver and gold, valued at millions of dollars. Unfortunately, many of the direction reference buildings and landmarks no longer exist, making digging it up problematic. (Photo credit: KWSW via Flickr CC)

 

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Even More Real People Who Look Like Cartoon Characters

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Some people just look exactly like cartoon characters. We've definitely seen it before. The comparison is probably brought up a lot, to which these unfortunate look-a-likes nod in an "I know" manner hoping to acknowledge that they hear it a lot and that the conversation should end. But alas, it doesn't, because the next guy says the same damn thing. Here are 21 examples of people - both famous and otherwise - who look identical to animated characters.

Rapper Nicki Minaj bears quite the resemblance to the Mrs. Potato Head from "Toy Story."
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And with a different wig and smattering of make-up, Nicki becomes He-Man


This bro's Johnny Bravo 'do is on point


Aubrey Plaza looks a lot like Violet from Disney's "The Incredibles"


Penny Proud from Disney's animated series "The Proud Family"


Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Sterling Archer from FX's animated series "Archer"


This kid looks identical to grown-up Andy in "Toy Story 3"


Quahog's resident maid, Consuela from "Family Guy"


Two city plumbers dressed in red and green, aka: "The Super Mario Bros"


A very accurate portrayal of Meg Griffin from "Family Guy"


Not to be overshadowed by the daughter he wished he'd never had, is Peter Griffin's look-a-like.


This criminal looks like Beavis from "Beavis and Butt-Head".


Katy Perry as Disney's Snow White.


If this guy bought his shirts a size smaller, he'd look even more like Comic Book Guy from "The Simpsons"


This unfortunate looking man bears an uncanny resemblance to elderly asshole, Mr. Burns from "The Simpsons"


The outfit and shape of this man is too accurate to not be Eric Cartman from "South Park"


Iggy Azalea looks a lot like Angelica's bitch of a mother from "The Rugrats"


Douchebag rapper Macklemore looks just like douchebag antagonist, Roger Klotz from Disney's "Doug"


Instead of Tom Hanks, maybe Bob Saget should have voiced "Toy Story's" Woody.


Last but not least, we have John Clayton, NFL writer and reporter, as none other than Stewie Griffin.

 

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Spanish Bullfighter's Testicle 'Eviscerated' By Bull's Horn (Warning: Graphic Video)

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Marco Galan is literally half the man he was a week ago.

That's because according to Huffington Post, the Spanish bullfighter had his left testicle ripped open when he was gored by a bull's horn during a fight in Madrid last weekend.


"It wasn't a great moment for me," Galan said.

Um, no shit.

While Galan was obviously disappointed about what took place in the arena last weekend, Wendy Higgins from Humane Society International didn't seem to mind.

"It's really important that we maintain a sense of perspective," Higgins said. "Whilst acknowledging that one man losing a testicle is a bad injury, those who taunt and injure and kill bulls for fun do so at their own risk. They have a choice whether or not to enter the bullring, the bulls do not."

They also have a choice whether or not they want to wear a protective cup, and it appears as though Galan chose poorly on that front as well.

Still want to run with the bulls? Running With the Bulls is Still a Terrible Idea (Warning: Graphic Video)

 

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This Is The Most Helpful Clothing Review We've Ever Read On Amazon

Greenland Man Learns the Hard Way That Snowmobiles Aren't Meant for Water

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You would think in a country like Greenland they learn something like this right after they learn how to walk.

But according to UPI, that was not the case for at least one man who recently tried to ride his snowmobile across a partially frozen Greenland harbor.

Yeah, he didn't make it.


At first, we thought this might have been a clip from the Greenland version of "Jackass," but it turns out it was just some dude who seriously thought he could ride his snowmobile on the open water.

Luckily for the idiot, there was a boat not too far behind him that was able to rescue him from the frigid water. Although, it would have been nice if the man in the boat would have made him wait in the ice water for a few extra minutes just to make sure that he learned his lesson.

More fun on the water: Insane Boat Crash Video From Inside Boat

 

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Today's Funny Photos

Mikaela Hoover Keeps Bringing the Hotness

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You may know her from "Guardians of the Galaxy," "Happy Endings" and "Two and a Half Men," but you can never get enough of Mikaela Hoover​. Most recently, she snagged a role in the James Gunn film "The Belko Experiment," and in March she graced the pages of FHM magazine. Of course, you can always catch her on Instagram, but first you should check out a handful of Mikaela Hoover's latest hot photos right here.

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Photos by Corey Epstein

 

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Steve Harvey's Mental Breakdown Continues With This 'Family Feud' Answer


17 Dogs That Suck at Being Dogs

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Dogs don't have a lot of responsibilities in life, so when they fail at the few tasks they're actually expected to perform it's pretty amazing. These dogs aren't the ones that will be singing on Christmas albums or saving victims of an avalanche. Just trying to find their bowl of water is a daily struggle for these dummies. Here are 17 dogs that just downright suck at being dogs.

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It's even funny when dogs get hit in the crotch. This is the one piece of universal humor we could use to communicate with aliens.

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Okay, that Frisbee hit was a little too direct and may have gone from funny to a makeshift neutering.

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That's why the term is "cat-like reflexes" and not sitting dog-like reflexes.

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I could see missing a toy, but when food is tossed into your face there is no excuse whatsoever.

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Bill Buckner came closer to making his grab than this idiot dog.

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You know you only have to lift one leg to take care of this, right?

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Why buy a dog bed when your dog is just going to crawl up in the side of the recliner like a piece of insulation?

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That tree came out of nowhere 200 years ago.

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There's no way they'd have the camera ready to take this picture unless that dog consistently sucked at catching sticks.

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If you imagine Miley Cyrus singing, "I came in like a wrecking ball" just as he hits the water, it gets so much more amazing.

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Great hiding spot, you dummy. Your tongue does not match the drapes, by the way.

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Either pull all the toilet paper off the roll and run away, or don't do it at all. This is the least amount of effort you can put into destroying a bathroom.

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At least he made the catch. That has to count for something, even if he did get a mouthful of lawn in the process.

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If only there were a way to escape this plush prison. Oh wait, maybe by taking a step backwards?

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This is just a bad decision for anyone and not just dogs. Someone please check on that guy.

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It's not that he's bad at catching stuff; he just doesn't care enough to try. And why should he?

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It is impossible to care about something less than this dog cares about that tennis ball.

 

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10 Places You Needn't Visit in America

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While so many exciting places to go exist during the summer, there still exists several places you should never go in America that haven't a prayer in the world of ever becoming attractive destinations. While collapsed cities like Detroit slowly rebuild with a bit of culture, others still lay by the wayside. Here are ten of the most undesirable places to go in America. They're dirty, poverty-stricken hellholes filled with violence and unemployment. Steer clear, unless that's your sort of thing.

St. Louis, MO
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Don't you watch the news? Aside from the inexhaustible events of violence and protests in Ferguson, St. Louis has always been more of an attraction to crime, boredom and redneck sports teams than tourism itself in its cityscape, however splendid you think a giant steel arch is. Over the years, St. Louis has managed to reach high in the lists of World's Most Dangerous Cities, getting named the most dangerous city in America as recently as 2010. And if you're scared of heights, there's absolutely nothing worthwhile for you here. The Gateway Arch simply serves as a bird's eye view of a city in decay, despite its recent structural reform. And don't even get us started on East St. Louis. Don't run out of gas over there!

Reno, NV
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Didn't you see "Sister Act?" Nothing but trouble here. Aside from being the poor, sinful sister of Las Vegas (that's reason enough right there never to go), Reno is also home to an average of nearly 10,000 crimes annually - 39 per 1,000 residents in a 225,000 resident city - perhaps due to its consistent economic decline since the '50s when it lost its seat as the gambling capital. With a zero percent effort on culture, your best bet would be to head into Tahoe instead and hit the lakes. They've made strides in redevelopment since the bursting real estate bubble, but all that's left in Reno are casinos, homeless people and the memory of Whoopi Goldberg singing church hymns in the hippest way possible. And so what if they're doing a remake if Harvey Keitel isn't in it?!

Daytona Beach, FL
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There's something remarkable about people who think that trucks and the beach go together. If you didn't get in enough hillbilly drinking back in your formative years, Daytona might be the place for you where life is one big tailgating NASCAR style afternoon after another. Who needs peace and quiet when you can rage like a drunken lunatic and drive on the sand? You don't have to be a crime-riddled black hole to be a shitty place to visit. Don't forget your wife-beater, sunscreen and industrial sized plastic funnel, you know, for the beer bong.

Cleveland, OH
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For a city closing in on half a million in population, 27 percent of people below the poverty line is an extremely high portion. That's about the size of a decent town living below poverty line, which in 2014, was set just under $24,000 for a family of four. And aside from staggering low household income averaging close to $27,000 and high numbers of convicted felons, Cleveland is also subject to one of the nation's toughest winters with an annual snowfall of close to 60 inches. No money and bad weather makes for misery in the city. And have you seen their baseball team's mascot? (It's an Indian. No one watches baseball anymore.)

Camden, NJ
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We were kind of planning to just say New Jersey as a whole, but we know how upset the locals get when we talk dirt about their filthy state, one of the worst places to vacation for sure. Camden, however, earns its place on the list, despite having a seemingly safe, secure name, being prized the Most Miserable City in America by Forbes magazine. The town has only about 77,000 people, but more than 40 percent are below the poverty line, 14 percent of that population is also unemployed, which makes sense when you consider it has the highest crime rate in the country at 560 percent the national average. Average household income comes in just over $18k, making Camden a scary place to raise a family, or even to go out for dinner.

Stockton, CA
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Haven't you seen "Sons of Anarchy?" It's full of pimps and hoes and guns and drugs! Oakland is no treat, but at least it has tourism and sports teams. Stockton is a 70-miles-east version of Oakland that struggles to grow like most cities with more than 300,000 residents. It's one of the most dangerous cities in America, and after declaring bankruptcy in 2012, it lacks any money to keep the violence at bay, racking up more than 20,000 crimes in 2013 and holding a steady, high unemployment rate. It's heartbreaking knowing the ocean and its lovely cities are just a short drive to the west. Come on, people.

Tucson, AZ
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Arizona is where good manners go to die and bad drivers go to run you off the freeway, but how do we measure this exactly? Well, it's one of the worst cities for property crime in America. I would believe that, as I lived in the Phoenix area about an hour away and was robbed four times in one year living in a gated community. Noted as one of the neediest and lowest ranking cities for jobs, Tucson is not only boring but dangerously close to the border, making it a hot spot for drugs, immigration issues and just a dry heat deathtrap -- like a Dutch oven. Arizona is also one of the worst run states in America and has been ranked one of the dumbest with the lowest graduation rate in the country. Tucson is home of University of Arizona. Go Wildcats! On the plus side, it's not too terrible with murder. And apparently it's still a law that women can't wear pants there, and cowboys can't wear spurs in hotel lobbies. Way to stay progressive, Tucson!

Memphis, TN
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Because of its close urban setting to the Mississippi River, Memphis has been deemed one of the dirtiest cities in America on more than one occasion. And with high violence numbers, 1 out of every 12 residents of Memphis is subject to a violent crime, and with more than 650,000 people as of 2013 in its city limits, you have to figure that's close to 10,000 acts of violence in a 324-square-mile region. Sounds like a small war to us. They do have a pretty solid summer music festival on Beale Street, but there's a good chance for lewd acts around there, given the celebrity mugshot precedent. We'd throw New Orleans to the wolves for being so dirty too, if it wasn't so much fun!

Birmingham, AL
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It wouldn't be a credible list without naming some place in the deep south, right? Stereotypes aside, Birmingham is Alabama's shining shit hole trophy town with large amounts of drug trafficking, a low household income and yet some of the highest taxes in the country. With nearly a third of its people living in poverty and such high taxes, things aren't going to easily turn around for the southern belt droppers of the lesser distinguished people of Birmingham. You're more likely to get mooned by a drive-by of assholes than feel welcome here. And rumor has it, Alabama doesn't take too kindly to...strangers - it's ranked one of the most racist states in the U.S. - as many parts of Alabama refuse to do business with Birmingham, which is primarily African American. So yeah, lots of tension down there.

Hannibal, MO
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If you're a Mark Twain reader and believe it necessary to visit the Mark Twain Caves of Hannibal, think again. There's little to nothing to do in this town except stay at one of its poorly rated hotels and visit the Oreo factory. The town feels like it's dated about 35 years. Quite possibly they don't know about the Internet, and if they do, it's probably dial-up. Mark Twain was a great man, but it's just not worth the time the drive past St. Louis, another of our least desirable places to go, to visit a city lacking so much culture that the cemeteries and methamphetamine starts to look fun. At least we still have the Oreo factory, unless it closed, too. There are plenty of caves and places of history in America, and despite being open for more than 130 years, it's just not the dream vacation of a lifetime.

Sources:
Destination Tips
EscapeHere
Gadling
Wikipedia

 

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Guy Dresses Up As His Girlfriend To Take Exam For Her

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Maybe true love isn't dead and buried where no one with a heart or soul can reach it after all, as a Kazakhstan man decided to dress up like his girlfriend in order to take an end-of-year exam for her.

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20-year-old Ayan Zhademov wanted to show his 17-year-old girlfriend just how far he would go for love by suggesting he impersonate her and make all her education dreams come true. Ayan's girlfriend was apparently nervous to take her Unified National Testing exam, an exam that is needed in order to be allowed at university; so nervous that Ayan had to step in to rescue her.

Ayan simply got a black wig, some heels and a skirt and blouse and moseyed his way into the school in what he hoped would get him totally laid later on that night.

Ayan was quickly spotted and questioned, and his cover was blown after he failed to successfully change his voice to sound more like a 17-year-old girl.

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"We suspected it might be another woman that had taken the candidate's place, but we never suspected it was a man that had taken her place. At least not until he started speaking. He tried speaking in a high voice but it was obvious that he was a male," a spokesperson for the exam bored, and clearly not a fan of the Aerosmith song "Dude (Looks Like a Lady)" stated.

Unfortunately, Ayan's girlfriend will have to take the exam next year, and Ayan was fined for his actions. A local business man who was impressed by Ayan and how far he would go to wear that black wig he bought for Halloween again offered to pay half of Ayan's fine.

It's nice to see that people are still willing to do things for love, even if that means donning a fabulous outfit. Still beats waiting for your girlfriend outside the fitting room.

Via Daily Mail

 

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12 Actors With Very Punchable Faces

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We should never make fun of someone for something they were born with, but it's tough ignoring a real punchable face when you see one. Regardless of what emotion they are trying to convey, these actors will never shake off their punchable face.

Charlie Sheen
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This is probably a given, and "Wild Thing" probably wouldn't even feel your punch, but after all the antics in his career he's pretty much begging for a punch. If his face isn't enough to welcome one of your punches, just remember that he had a big part in bringing "Two and a Half Men" to the world.

Nick Cannon
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It's kind of surprising that Nick Cannon is still relevant, but I guess being the host to the dumpster fire that is "America's Got Talent" helps. And he hasn't done anything okay in his career since he did Mariah Carey, but aside from all that look at his face. It's asking for it.

Tobey Maguire
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Maybe it was a good idea that Spider-Man has a mask on because it would have been tough to deal with anymore screen time from Tobey Maguire and his face that yells "deal with my condescending approach to everything." I try to enjoy his movies, I really do, but he should do something with his face.

Mark Wahlberg
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Even though he used to refer to himself as Marky Mark, you still wouldn't want to pick a fight with him, but man does he have the perfect schmuck face. And he always looks like someone said something bad about him and he's trying not to beat them down.

Luke Wilson
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It is hard to forget that Owen Wilson is his brother since they seem so different, but it baffles me to see how many nice guy roles Luke Wilson attempts to play when his face looks like your girlfriend's ex-boyfriend who she says she is still friends with, but he will still make sly remarks about her body. Yes, his face says all that.

Channing Tatum
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The man has somehow sneaked into Hollywood fame using his face to woo women thus distracting them from his acting. His face just screams "yeah, I own multiple wife-beaters." And I guess wife-beaters are okay if you wear them at home away from public eyes, but Channing wears it to go buy coffee because that's what a guy named Channing does. The smugness hurts my eyes.

Joaquin Phoenix
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While a fantastic actor, his " hating and judging everyone and everything around me" face is hard to deal with. We know he hates accolades and anything mainstream, but he also hates having a passable face as that would be too mainstream.

Jaden Smith
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I'm not saying I want to punch a kid, I'm just saying that this particular kid has a very punchable face. His face is telling everyone that he is confused and therefore must question everything in existence.

Jeremy Piven
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Perhaps it was his role as Ari Gold on "Entourage" that finally cemented Piven with the "my face is the perfect contour for your fist" vibe, but now your fist might clench anytime he makes a television appearance. Although my anger management class I attend twice a week is supposed to fix that.

Joel McHale
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Weekly appearances on "The Soup" should help us become more comfortable with Joel McHale's face, but then he smiles and speaks and our comfortableness just flies out the window and we remember, that yes, he still has that face of his.

Jason Sudeikis
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Jason Sudeikis is the type of guy who will talk to you about fantasy baseball all night at the bar and then go home to his hot wife, but not before chuckling and then winking at you from the door. Or maybe this was just a dream I had.

Jason Statham
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The above photo is the only known photo of Jason Statham sort of showing a smile. While Statham is incapable of showing another facial expression aside from anger or annoyance, and he seems to always walk around with a scowl, he might actually punch you back if you attempt to hit him. Because Statham doesn't stop playing his roles after the he hears "cut."

Bonus:

Floyd Mayweather
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Not an actor, but you would get quite a workout trying to catch him.

 

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