I was once employed by a publication to "test out" various couples sex toys and male masturbators. Since then, I've made a career writing about sex-related topics. For these reasons, I want to believe I have what it takes to compile a skillful gift guide that promises better sex for men, women and couples. To create this guide, I've taken what I've learned from the many products I've had the pleasure of trying (some of which I haven't, but I've heard very good things) and compiled a list of the best sex-related gifts on the market.
Wicked Sensual Care Lubricants
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As Holly Holm proved not too long ago, Ronda Rousey isn't always correct in her arrogant matter-of-factness. I bring this up because it was Rousey who recently said,"If you need lube, then you're being lazy." This assumptive remark led representatives of Wicked Sensual Care to offer Rousey a lifetime supply of their award-winning lubricants to better teach the MMA fighter about lube's benefits. Wicked Sensual Care is arguably the best lube on the market, offering product for any situation that may require lube - masturbation, anal, cleaning toys, lasting longer in bed, etc. - and comes in a variety of flavors including candy apple, salted caramel, vanilla bean and more. ($9.99-$14.99)
LELO TIANI 24K
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What I like about this couples sex toy is, instead of setting out to replace the penis (which many men believe sex toys do), the LELO TIANI is more of a tag team partner to be used alongside the penis - literally. Confused? Here's how it works: The toy is to be worn internally during intercourse, and adds a powerful vibrating sensation that goes hand-in-hand with your thrusts (which feels great for both you and her). Due to its dual motor design, the toy also stimulates the clitoris externally, which can be adjusted using the wireless pad that explores different settings and sensations. This model comes complete with a band of 24k gold, meaning it's kind of like jewellery, and ladies love jewellery. ($269.50)
Fleshlight Shower Mount
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To suggest you purchase a Fleshlight in a sex toy guide directed toward men would be akin to saying it gets dark at night. If it's simply a male masturbation aid you seek, then without question, you should get yourself a Fleshlight ($107.95). But if you already own one and would like an add-on to make the men's best-selling sex toy even better, you should also purchase the Shower Mount, an item you might have seen not long ago when this clueless mom posted an image of the product in her son's shower. As funny as that was, the toy is no joke, and offers a unique, hands-free experience with your beloved Fleshlight. The toy isn't only intended for shower play, either, and can be fastened to any secure flat surface. ($24.95)
Kiiroo Onyx + Pearl Couple
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Though quite expensive, this next-generation toy lets you sleep with your partner no matter how far away they happen to be - plus, you can use them when you're alone, as well. The Kiiroo Pearl, a vibrator intended for the lady, senses movement inside and out of the toy courtesy of its touch sensitive skin and capacitive technology. All of the movements that occur with the Pearl translate to the rings within the Onyx (the male toy counterpart), that both looks and feels like a souped up Fleshlight that massages your penis like a vagina would - no work (from you) required! ($369)
JimmyJane Hello Touch
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This unique gadget turns your fingertips into vibrators, transforming you into an incomparable sexual superhero. By attaching Hello Touch to your index and middle finger or thumb, you can work your magic with an added vibrating sensation. Thus, making good foreplay great. ($145.00)
Slaphappy
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A truly versatile couples sex toy, the Slaphappy product can be used alone or with a partner. Great for clitoral and G-spot stimulation, the flexible item can be incorporated into nearly every sex position, offering an added vibrating sensation similar to the LELO TIANI. Manufacturers even suggest that you use the toy as a whip to spank your partner, which sounds like a damn good idea. ($49.95)
Stronic Drei
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Stronic Drei is unlike any other vibrator as it doesn't vibrate. Instead, it thrusts, mimicking the actual actions associated with sex (because real dicks don't vibrate). The Stronic Drei might be an intimidating shape and size, but it's the closest thing to a sex machine that won't break the bank or fill an entire room in your home. The toy adjusts to 10 settings, which range from tame to quite powerful, and the item is exceptionally curved to hit the G-Spot while possessing multiple ridges to aid in the sensation. ($199.99)
LELO BILLY
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Guys, did you know your G-Spot is in your butt? It's true. To hit the prostate and reach your best possible orgasm, you're going to have to venture beyond the wiener, the balls, and even the taint. While I understand many men may not want anything going anywhere near their butt, I chose LELO's BILLY for its smaller and less intimidating size. It's a great toy for beginners, and is designed to hit the prostate in the best way. ($139.00)
Magic Wand Original Vibrator
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The Hitachi Magic Wand was initially released as a handheld body massager, but as women continued to experiment with the item in the late 1960s, they discovered the device was also mighty proficient at tending to their lady parts. Lauded as the "Cadillac of vibrators," the Magic Wand can be used to help ease sore muscles or as an effective sex toy for clitoral stimulation. It's a classic that won't disappoint. ($59.95)
Wicked Sensual Care Lubricants
As Holly Holm proved not too long ago, Ronda Rousey isn't always correct in her arrogant matter-of-factness. I bring this up because it was Rousey who recently said,"If you need lube, then you're being lazy." This assumptive remark led representatives of Wicked Sensual Care to offer Rousey a lifetime supply of their award-winning lubricants to better teach the MMA fighter about lube's benefits. Wicked Sensual Care is arguably the best lube on the market, offering product for any situation that may require lube - masturbation, anal, cleaning toys, lasting longer in bed, etc. - and comes in a variety of flavors including candy apple, salted caramel, vanilla bean and more. ($9.99-$14.99)
LELO TIANI 24K
What I like about this couples sex toy is, instead of setting out to replace the penis (which many men believe sex toys do), the LELO TIANI is more of a tag team partner to be used alongside the penis - literally. Confused? Here's how it works: The toy is to be worn internally during intercourse, and adds a powerful vibrating sensation that goes hand-in-hand with your thrusts (which feels great for both you and her). Due to its dual motor design, the toy also stimulates the clitoris externally, which can be adjusted using the wireless pad that explores different settings and sensations. This model comes complete with a band of 24k gold, meaning it's kind of like jewellery, and ladies love jewellery. ($269.50)
Fleshlight Shower Mount
To suggest you purchase a Fleshlight in a sex toy guide directed toward men would be akin to saying it gets dark at night. If it's simply a male masturbation aid you seek, then without question, you should get yourself a Fleshlight ($107.95). But if you already own one and would like an add-on to make the men's best-selling sex toy even better, you should also purchase the Shower Mount, an item you might have seen not long ago when this clueless mom posted an image of the product in her son's shower. As funny as that was, the toy is no joke, and offers a unique, hands-free experience with your beloved Fleshlight. The toy isn't only intended for shower play, either, and can be fastened to any secure flat surface. ($24.95)
Kiiroo Onyx + Pearl Couple
Though quite expensive, this next-generation toy lets you sleep with your partner no matter how far away they happen to be - plus, you can use them when you're alone, as well. The Kiiroo Pearl, a vibrator intended for the lady, senses movement inside and out of the toy courtesy of its touch sensitive skin and capacitive technology. All of the movements that occur with the Pearl translate to the rings within the Onyx (the male toy counterpart), that both looks and feels like a souped up Fleshlight that massages your penis like a vagina would - no work (from you) required! ($369)
JimmyJane Hello Touch
This unique gadget turns your fingertips into vibrators, transforming you into an incomparable sexual superhero. By attaching Hello Touch to your index and middle finger or thumb, you can work your magic with an added vibrating sensation. Thus, making good foreplay great. ($145.00)
Slaphappy
A truly versatile couples sex toy, the Slaphappy product can be used alone or with a partner. Great for clitoral and G-spot stimulation, the flexible item can be incorporated into nearly every sex position, offering an added vibrating sensation similar to the LELO TIANI. Manufacturers even suggest that you use the toy as a whip to spank your partner, which sounds like a damn good idea. ($49.95)
Stronic Drei
Stronic Drei is unlike any other vibrator as it doesn't vibrate. Instead, it thrusts, mimicking the actual actions associated with sex (because real dicks don't vibrate). The Stronic Drei might be an intimidating shape and size, but it's the closest thing to a sex machine that won't break the bank or fill an entire room in your home. The toy adjusts to 10 settings, which range from tame to quite powerful, and the item is exceptionally curved to hit the G-Spot while possessing multiple ridges to aid in the sensation. ($199.99)
LELO BILLY
Guys, did you know your G-Spot is in your butt? It's true. To hit the prostate and reach your best possible orgasm, you're going to have to venture beyond the wiener, the balls, and even the taint. While I understand many men may not want anything going anywhere near their butt, I chose LELO's BILLY for its smaller and less intimidating size. It's a great toy for beginners, and is designed to hit the prostate in the best way. ($139.00)
Magic Wand Original Vibrator
The Hitachi Magic Wand was initially released as a handheld body massager, but as women continued to experiment with the item in the late 1960s, they discovered the device was also mighty proficient at tending to their lady parts. Lauded as the "Cadillac of vibrators," the Magic Wand can be used to help ease sore muscles or as an effective sex toy for clitoral stimulation. It's a classic that won't disappoint. ($59.95)
